...Truly disturbing | TheaterFire

Yeah, I remember when the song came out that he did about Star Wars and I saw him for the first time sans mustache and long flowing curls and such, I was like, “damn”

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kittenpantzen@reddit

He's always been attractive, in my opinion. But, the personal style choices definitely do their best to hide that.

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0ogthecaveman@reddit

yeah maybe I can still have that hairline 🤔 my jaw's not as strong but we don't all get to be the actual handsome Squidward jpg in real life

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free-toe-pie@reddit

This is like when your dad shaves his beard after having one your whole life.

I hate it here.

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stm602@reddit

He reversed the parody, he Normal Al'd us!

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Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit

FINALLY Davis Byrne can remind me of someone other than the Unabomber!

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MarucaMCA@reddit

He looks kinda foxy, but also wouldn't have recognised him without you writing who it was, OP!

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prix03gt@reddit

how has no one cast him as a super villian yet?

I'm getting serial killer vibes.... wouldn't that be a total mind fuck if he's cast in a serious role? I bet he'd nail it too...

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graveybrains@reddit

Normal Al looks like a Weird Bruce…

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If there is anything that our generation knows more of than weird Al, it's gotta be Bruce. We all gave him the sugar. A legend like Al as well. Seems like they are content and aged gracefully. Good for them both. Something that I hope we all achieve.

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here-for-information@reddit

I think he looks like Bruce's brother, who is a nighttime news anchor.

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OuchMyVagSak@reddit

That's not weird Bruce, that's just Bruce. Weird Bruce had this thing about small lawn equipment and smooth bores.

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Diarrhea_Beaver@reddit

I legit thought this was Mel Gibson before reading your comment

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idwthis@reddit

I still don't know who it is. He kinda looks a wee bit like Dermot Mulroney, but I'm like only 95% sure it isn't him.

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Diarrhea_Beaver@reddit

It Bruce Campbell from Evil Dead

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idwthis@reddit

Thanks!

Goes to show I haven't watched him in anything in years. That's my fault.

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kiotane@reddit

or maybe hugh grant!

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ErraticDragon@reddit

I thought of Rob Brydon

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RandoRadium@reddit

No don't say that!

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cwbyangl9@reddit

Does Bruce come in a non-weird variety?

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Jerry_Axe-Wound@reddit

The Chin!

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Odd_Reindeer1176@reddit

wtf

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Odd_Reindeer1176@reddit

wtf

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trashboatfourtwenty@reddit

Had the same thought coming here lol

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Sean_theLeprachaun@reddit

Dare to be studious.

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John_481@reddit

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I didn’t know that Al works at Apple.

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Psychological-Dirt69@reddit

Where did the Weird go??

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BigLibrary2895@reddit

Kit Romney.

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Ok-Suggestion-7965@reddit

I wonder what Hungry Al Yankovic looks like , or Pissed off Al Yankovic,

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Salt_Boss145@reddit

Make it go away!

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Kammander-Kim@reddit

This is even weirder than Weird Al

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GreatWightSpark@reddit

Why does he look like a character from The Orville?

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Traditional_Cat_60@reddit

TIL weird Al can play Pete Carroll in his biopic

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Funandgeeky@reddit

The only person he can’t play is himself.

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Ourobius@reddit

We need Daniel Radcliffe for that.

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acarvin@reddit

Bruce Campbell meets David Byrne

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PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS@reddit

Now I really want a Weird Al song about True Stories.

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Electronic-Ride-564@reddit

Photo reminds me a little of Bryan Ferry too.

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acarvin@reddit

Al-valon

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Electronic-Ride-564@reddit

Now I'm hearing an accordion version of that in my head.

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gorthraxthemighty@reddit

Under appreciated comment

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BillHang4@reddit

Now we need a whole album of Talking Head parodies! What could some of the titles be?

Psycho Killer>My Balls Fill Her?

Can’t think of anything else but I’m sure there could be some good ones.

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TekkenPerverb@reddit

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CompetitiveCod76@reddit

Draco Malfoy in his later years.

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gofigure85@reddit

look of superiority

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CatharticWail@reddit

Accordion salesman

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ncc74656m@reddit

Wouldn't that just be Norm Al Yankovic?

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Obie-Wun@reddit

Whose brain is it??

Abby someone…

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throwngamelastminute@reddit

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politik_mod_suck@reddit

Damn your eyes!

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Scipio33@reddit

Too late!

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Funandgeeky@reddit

SOMEONE GET THAT CAT OUT OF HERE!

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OuchMyVagSak@reddit

He introduced himself as Alvin

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Dude_man79@reddit

But then he'd be too related to Norm MacDonald

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Verbull710@reddit (OP)

ba dum.....TISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Mundane_Range3787@reddit

he looks a lot like everyone else the king killed, gained the rights to the image to, then eventually replaced.

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MaddyKet@reddit

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StupidSexyNewbie@reddit

Looks like Rabbit from Banshee

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Sam_Eu_Sou@reddit

And who asked you for this??

NO ONE.

You've just ruined the childhood of every '80s kid.

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IXI_Fans@reddit

As an American...

Who would have guessed under that grey nun costume thingy was hiding the gorgeous Hannah Waddington from Ted Lasso. Blew my mind when I found that out near the end of S1.

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KillerSquanchBro@reddit

Weirdest thing he's ever done!

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epicpillowcase@reddit

Yikes. He looks like about ten of the law school teachers I had who openly despised their students. 😂 He's that guy. Has an office full of mahogany and leather, hates his wife, you know the type.

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Zealousidealist420@reddit

Al if he grew up in Lakewood instead of Lynwood

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TheRealMrExcitement@reddit

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SKPY123@reddit

Oh God it truly is the end times!

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robseplex@reddit

What have you released upon this cursed land?

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robseplex@reddit

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Traumagatchi@reddit

I'll maintain I've always had a crush on weird al since the 90s and I've never been disappointed

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SunFlwrPwr@reddit

I just cant.....

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Verbull710@reddit (OP)

maybe try again? lol

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SunFlwrPwr@reddit

It hurts my soul. LoL...

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JunglePygmy@reddit

It should read *Norm al Yancovic

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ahaeker@reddit

No, I refuse to believe what is in this picture!

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Professional-Head83@reddit

A.I. Yankovic

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Rex_Meatman@reddit

The man doesn’t age, does he.

I mean other than the hair being grey.

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OuchMyVagSak@reddit

Weird al is hot. This coming from a gigantic cis-het dude. I could only hope to look so good in time.

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lenovosucks@reddit

Weird Al is a good looking dude.

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Malgus-Somtaaw@reddit

This picture and the picture in my head are fighting each other and I don't like it, it's just wrong.

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ExpectedEggs@reddit

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Yitram@reddit

In another universe, he's selling me car insurance.

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Routine_Guitar_5519@reddit

no

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Aggravating_Anybody@reddit

I would love if he did a whole album as the “normal Al Yankovich” alter ego lol.

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refurbishedpixels@reddit

"Serious Al" Yankovic

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wish-u-well@reddit

Yes! 🤌 There’s a comedy bit where he says they do weird Al covers sounding like the original so g, and the band is called Normal Albert.

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Waste-Reflection-235@reddit

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Truji11o@reddit

That’s Dan Abrams.

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thesk8rguitarist@reddit

Am I the only one seeing Walken?

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RetroSwamp@reddit

Ohhh crap, they removed his weird.

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RavioliContingency@reddit

There have been a few times in a wig I have been startled by the handsomeness. Not that he’s not with curly hair, but it overshadows his looks sometimes.

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bjkidder@reddit

Because I’m Chad (chad) I’m Chad, come on (really really chad) You know I’m Chad (chad) I’m chad, you know it (really really chad) You know I’m Chad (Chad) I’m Chad, come on, you know (really really chad) Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again, who’s Chad?

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Ruvin56@reddit

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He has returned.

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turkeyfourtwozero@reddit

not gonna lie, i thought he looked damn good in this video

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corporate_goth86@reddit

Omg I was so embarrassed in 8th grade that i secretly had a crush on him from this video 🫣

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vivahermione@reddit

Me, too! More like truly handsome!

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Boldspaceweasle@reddit

Short hair did him well.

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Both-Leading3407@reddit

In another universe Weird AL is a baller Wall Streeter with a pension for comedy.

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CelticSith@reddit

Welcome to the 'Biff Tannen' time-line....🤢

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throwngamelastminute@reddit

Have you looked around lately?

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politik_mod_suck@reddit

That's why they welcomed you...

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CreampuffOfLove@reddit

I honestly thought that was Mads Mikkelsen until I saw the caption.

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throwngamelastminute@reddit

Mad Mikkelsen with his eyes all the way open lol

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Feelinscrewd@reddit

I just googled him with short brown hair. He is sexy af. Looks great gray as well. Another dude thats been fighting the hot all these years.

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shmehdit@reddit

I've already been missing the iconic moustache for decades. And the glasses. And the poofier hair. Clean-shaven, long hair, no glasses Al has already been off-model for a Xennial who grew up with him, so this doesn't faze me as much.

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throwngamelastminute@reddit

Since they all happened one at a time, it's odd, but I hadn't noticed how much he'd changed.

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pinkocatgirl@reddit

Yep, all that plus an accordion strapped on is peak Weird Al

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love_is_an_action@reddit

I want no part of a reality in which Al Yankovic is not exceedingly weird.

It’s not a life worth living.

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Mishapi17@reddit

Gasp 😱

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Canucklehead2184@reddit

No sir, I don’t like it.

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btcbearrookieshark@reddit

Not sure if it was your intention or not, but I totally read this in a voice from REN & Stimpy of that Horse guy….

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Canucklehead2184@reddit

Wasnt my intention but now that you mention it I am reading it in the same voice

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throwngamelastminute@reddit

That's crazy that it was unintentional.

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bombatomba69@reddit

Um, Al? You okay buddy?

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PeanutNSFWandJelly@reddit

He looks like a serious Pete Carroll.

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anOvenofWitches@reddit

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mattpsu79@reddit

Please refrain from tasting the knob

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whistleridge@reddit

Why does he look like Jordan Peterson? Ew.

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cracked-bell-1776@reddit

Looks like Patrick from Coupling

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NursemedicBigNasty@reddit

Looks kinda like John C McGinley if you straightened his hair.

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dexbasedpaladin@reddit

He looks like he plans on tearing down the inner city rec center where the scrappy snowboarders and the science club practice their moves for the big competition.

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lavasca@reddit

Normal Al is a silver fox.

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PartyFactor583@reddit

THAT’S Not Normal

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CannaPeaches@reddit

What in the name of Max Headroom is this???

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Consistent-Camp5359@reddit

There is no such thing as “Normal Al Yankovic”

He is always going to be lovable and insane on the inside.

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keetojm@reddit

Looks like a movie villian

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makeski25@reddit

This is like that one time my dad saved his mustache. It looked soooooo wrong.

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deten@reddit

Cue Squid Game theme song

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Madgreek97@reddit

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Bubbly_Positive_339@reddit

He’s actually a handsome guy

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Extra_Zucchini_1273@reddit

"White and nerdy"

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thisistherevolt@reddit

He looks like Jordan Peterson.

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ThatEvanFowler@reddit

You take that back immediately.

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thisistherevolt@reddit

Look, I don't like it any more than you.

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ThatEvanFowler@reddit

This is like taking a Twinkie-wiener sandwich, pulling the hot dog out, washing the cream and cheese whiz off of it, then comparing it to Jordan Peterson.

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