šŗšø- Elon Muskās X under āMassive Cyberattackā, Musk says this attack unusual, hints āa country is involvedā. Hacking group Dark Storm Team claims responsibility for āMASSIVEā X cyberattack ā Newsweek
Posted by wil24x7@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 854 comments
Dry-Interaction-1246@reddit
Maybe people don't like fascism?
techtornado@reddit
Thatās not fascism
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
Muskism is.
techtornado@reddit
Elon is not that, he is the opposite
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
No, he is in fact a fascist.
techtornado@reddit
[citation needed]
Please quote Elon showing his support for such ideologies
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
Why? Will you change your mind?
techtornado@reddit
You made the claim, Iām curious to see the source of this evidence
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
So you'll change your mind if I show evidence? Or would it be a waste of time? Answer honestly if you can.
techtornado@reddit
I want to see the citations and facts surrounding all of this as multiple social media sites say very different things
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
Can you even pretend that evidence would change your mind?
techtornado@reddit
Why do I have to accept something as truth when I havenāt seen it yet
It sounds like you donāt have any evidence, just a narrative
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
Why would lying help?
techtornado@reddit
The legacy media lies about everything that doesnāt fit their narrativeā¦
I have zero faith in what LM says without heavy fact checks, quotes from the original source and verified eyewitnesses
So this is a fact check and I again ask for the links and evidence that backs your claim made, stop faffing around with it
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
But why would lying about Nazism not being a right wing ideology help? I don't get that part.
techtornado@reddit
Since citations are a foreign concept for you, hereās how the left embraced WWII era nazi/fascist ideals
techtornado@reddit
Show me the evidence, I already said stop faffing around and the pedantry over semantics is nonsense
Links
Now
Dry-Interaction-1246@reddit
Leader with cult of personality, ultra nationalism, creation of ideal (white male christian) and persecution of the other (exa: immigrant), authoritarianism and friendliness with other authoritarians (see all the executive orders and cozying up to Russian and Hungary), threats of conquering weaker countries (Greenland, Canada, Panama)...
Elon is an appendage to the Trump regime.
Milley worked closely with Trump for years and publicly identified him as a fascist. Have you worked closely with him. Do you know better than Milley?
techtornado@reddit
Violent illegal immigrants are being ejected for obvious reasons
Not cozy with Russia
Who is Milley?
Dry-Interaction-1246@reddit
Seriously?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Milley
techtornado@reddit
Also, why arenāt you getting in Bill Nyeās case for making the same salute?
You canāt say itās (D)ifferent because he knows what he did
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
Did Nye spout far right racial conspiracy theories multiple times and go out of his way to platform self identified Nazis, or are you bad at comparisons?
techtornado@reddit
President Joe Biden pardoned Milley from potential future prosecution just hours before he left office on January 20, 2025
Well thereās the problem, theyāre spreading the misinformation for personal gain/Orange Man bad
I actively study what happened in WWII and the left literally does stuff today that the nazis did back in 1940
Dry-Interaction-1246@reddit
You didn't even know who Milley is. You are no scholar.
techtornado@reddit
He didn't show up on the Twitter/X timeline when the drama poured out and I wasn't sure if you were riffing on Javier Milei...
Plus, he is not a soldier from WWII so he's not a topic of study beyond a trumped up claim about Trump
Again, I have gone down to the psychology level of WWII, past strategy both military and civil, as well as the political elements and the whole endgame is wild of fascism.
While on that note, were Javier's Afuera's a good thing for Argentina?
If so, why is it equivalent to a war crime to do the same thing in America?
Deep-Surround-8552@reddit
Fake
Hannibalsmithsnuts@reddit
Who knew identifying fraud and govt waste was fascism....
Rheum42@reddit
Didn't they have history classes for Gen x?
Hannibalsmithsnuts@reddit
Yes, I guess our history teachers never taught that reducing govt waste and fraud was fascism.
Rheum42@reddit
But they did teach you what facism is, correct? Now, assuming you were paying attention do you know what some of the elements of facism are?
Hannibalsmithsnuts@reddit
You made the distinction so please tell me how identifying govt waste and fraud correlates with fascism
Rheum42@reddit
Lol. You have some proof of this "identifying gov't waste"? Because if not, I'm not engaging
techtornado@reddit
USAID is a big one
Rheum42@reddit
Lmao it is existing is not proof of waste. Wanna try again? As long as it isn't some bullshit Blog I'd love a peer reviewed source
techtornado@reddit
Hannibal asked you how identifying Gov waste and fraud is equivalent to fascism
I ask the same and I require and solicit you to cite sources on how they even orbit on the same plane
Also, USAID fraud:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/at-usaid-waste-and-abuse-runs-deep/
Rheum42@reddit
Which if I bought that they were "finding fraud" then i would engage with that argument. That is a common logical fallacy, but I'll let you figure out which one.
The problem with a lot of you is that you present your feelings and what you think about something as facts.
Most of you are out of your depth. I could show you a research article and you pinecones would talk about how it made you feel and how the numbers made you feel excluded.
The irony in sharing the white house website... When it is public knowledge that information has been moved, removed and edited (which I'm sure you'll explain away).
I mean this in the kindest way possible, but as a social worker who will likely be helping you in the near future, be serious.
techtornado@reddit
Every accusation by the left is a confession on their part...
(I am serious, and don't call me Shirley)
We didn't ask you for your opinion on anything, but thank you for sharing I guess?
I could show you a research article
Umm... why didn't you then?
I told you to cite sources as to how doge = fascism and that is stated as a directive that you comply with, you do not question it, you do it
You pinecones would talk about how it made you feel and how the numbers made you feel excluded.
That is just rude to call someone a pinecone, whatever for?
If it helps, I was born to be awesome, not perfect
With that, you're talking about how things make you feel and ignoring facts like that confession bit I said earlier
WTF?
Excluded from what? Total and utter lunacy?
Please! Take me far away from it!
Anyways, it's very irritating when the solicitation is ignored, which means you're fighting hard for echo-chamberism rather than recognizing some very basic facts
(It's easy to parrot, it's hard to read)
We specifically highlighted how you're equating fascism to proven waste, fraud, and abuse as it makes no logical sense
I thrive on logic and to me it is very logical to cull all excessive government spending, make it efficient as possible, and get rid of all the stuff that's not needed
Taxpayers don't need to pay as much or at all, more money can go into the free-market economy
Everyone wins! Yay!
Imagine a free and open state where you can go fishing without needing a license or to pay any taxes from your paycheck...
Dems *screaming* Trump is literrrrrrally hitlerrrrrrrrrrrr!
Everyone else that is moderate-right, so what's up doc?
What on earth are they on about?
I also chose the white house link on purpose so that there would be no gray areas of debate.
For example, a trans comic book in Peru?
Tell me, what good is that gonna do?
No really, cite the benefit paper and post-publishment study about the Peruvian acceptance of the comic.
I state it plainly, USAID was filled with corruption and wasteful acts of money and as such, US Dollars should stay in our borders until all the fat is trimmed and the corruption is prosecuted.
We're now at $104 Billion in taxpayer money saved by culling nonsense like that
https://doge-tracker.com/
Again, how is that fascism?
Saving people money is the opposite of it
Rheum42@reddit
Not on the left. Just against you idiot white supremacists who haven't figured out the world has caught on.
This whole word salad is certainly something. You asked for proof that "finding fraud blah blah" is facism.
It isn't worth it to educate you on facism because your initial premise of fraud is untrue. Providing a website by some random guy might be something that makes you feel good, but there's a reason you generally can't use yourself as proof lol.
That wouldn't really hold up in court "well, I think I'm innocent" š
Some random Schmuck who does no meaningful work thinks it's fraud. Lol.
Wow, the same white house website where information was chaotically removed, edited and re-added?
Highly recommend taking a community College course on how to research and weed out... Propaganda lol
Look, I'm wary of being taught by someone who isn't very well educated so uh, thanks for sharing your "thoughts"
Lol. It makes no difference to me. As a person of color, watching the rapid collapse of the reach of imperial America was not something I had banked on, but it is a wonderful gift.
Happy white pride!
techtornado@reddit
Again, why are you being so offensive?
Is it because youāre lying to yourself and others?
You made the claim that Doge = fascism and Iām curious as to how because that defies all logic and sound reasoning
Itās also really rude to say ānot worth the effortā
If you can put in the effort to say something, then you can also back it up with a source when asked
Rheum42@reddit
Snowflake, idk what you're talking about but being offended doesn't mean anything. Your president said as much.
My claim is Doge = fascism? Fascinating š I'd rather not seriously engage with someone so willfully obtuse and committed to misrepresenting what I'm actually arguing.
"rude" oh no!
Anyway, keep up the winning! All the formerly colonized people of the world are cheering you on!
techtornado@reddit
Offensive - an intentional choice to be needlessly and incredibly rude in a conversation
The source of inquiry:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PrepperIntel/comments/1j85a31/comment/mh2ug5t/
The only reason we engaged is to gain clarity as to how the atrocities of WWII are the same as removing excessive and over-reaching government.
It's also really offensive to the victims of WWII to even suggest such
Willfully obtuse? How?
[Citation needed]
Everything I've said is accurate, logical, scientific, backed by cited sources
I guess you're doing that accusation-confession bit again.
If you can just tell me how Doge = fascism, we'll go from there
Rheum42@reddit
You ok, grandpa? Forgot your sources?
Wasn't my argument. So, I'll pass lol
The irony of this. As someone who has actually been able to visit a Concentration camp, you white supremacists are funny.
techtornado@reddit
Again, show me how Doge = fascism
Rheum42@reddit
Memes and repeatedly asking a question. I can see why straight women are afraid of some of you. The concepts of consent and intelligent conversation must be quite foreign to you.
And I know how some of my fellow Americans feel about foreigners. Maybe you'll get a better answer when you get drafted?
techtornado@reddit
Again, prove how less government is like nazis
You made the claim, we want to see the evidence
Rheum42@reddit
Ah, the strawman fallacy. A common tool of the feeble minded.
Did someone mention Nazis? Odd you that you would bring them up.
Lol. Aside from being untrue, I don't even think you know what my original claim was in response to, or what it was.
Anyway, I'm home with my loving DEI family and going to have a healthy, seasoned meal.
But keep up the good work! I love seeing ya'll winning too! White power! Whoo!
techtornado@reddit
Empty minds shout the loudest
(and you're pretty much yelling in this thread)
I gave you a link to your own comment a few replies higher, really weird that you ignored it, must be nice to deny it's existence now? (see screenshot)
You're you're the one that brought it up, we want to see how you came to that conclusion because the logic and facts say a very different story
Plus, your own argument highlights how the two are equivalent and I intentionally chose that graphic to see if you would change tacks and I was right
You - Ope! That's not what I said, you must be making stuff up!
All I want to know is how Doge = fascism, but I guess that it is something for the sub-room temperature IQ's in the room
Since links are a foreign concept to you, how about a nice little word picture?
Hannibalsmithsnuts@reddit
https://doge.gov/savings
agent_flounder@reddit
Maybe someone slept through it. I'm Gen x and I saw this shit for what it was in 2015.
Rheum42@reddit
OK, thank you. I know not all gen X is like that. But I guess, regardless of generation some people were too busy sleeping or wanking and missed the lesson lol
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Here's the skinny.
603rdMtnDivision@reddit
Maybe they'll actually do something this time around instead of cryptic posts. I've been waiting for these guys to blow shit wide open for years now
TheBlacktom@reddit
Aren't they the CIA?
ec-3500@reddit
I only heard this now, from u.
WE are ALL ONE Use your Free Will to LOVE!... it will help with ReDisclosure and the 3D-5D transition
TheBlacktom@reddit
Please don't say you and me are one. I don't want to associate myself with you in any way.
ec-3500@reddit
Sorry, it doesn't matter. God created us, and we are almost identical... the same for for all humans+on earth.
TheBlacktom@reddit
I don't know what created you. Nothing created me.
ec-3500@reddit
Never heard that before. U have a very interesting perspective. Hope this life is good for you!!!
wthulhu@reddit
Anonymous is anyone who wants to take up the moniker. That's the whole we are legion bit.
buckytheburner@reddit
Which means, yes. Many of them are intelligence.
magobblie@reddit
Intelligence isn't some super vetting group of people. I know quite a few intelligence officers who I would not trust to watch my kid for 5 minute lol
buckytheburner@reddit
Who insinuated they were? The point i was trying to make is that the fact many of these dudes being big gov spooks is just an indicator that most of what anonymous does has the blessing of the intelligence apparatus.
The fact that anonymous is freaking out over the current administration for fascism right when all the agencies are about to be scrutinized with a fine comb only indicates to me we are on the right track. Let them kick and scream.
Agreeable-Walrus7602@reddit
The guy I know in the CIA joined the army to quote "blow shit up and shoot fuckers in the face." He did a lot of that then went on to be psyops for 8 years and go to law school for the CIA gig.
magobblie@reddit
There is a big drug & alcohol culture. I know an intelligence specialist who works at the Pentagon who will tell people anything at a bar.
TheBlacktom@reddit
Perfect disguise.
Educational-Method45@reddit
no
TheBlacktom@reddit
Ah, okay then.
mountaindoom@reddit
They usually help the fascists into power tho
NorthRoseGold@reddit
Anonymous? Ya sure?
TheBlacktom@reddit
Only anti communists.
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Bout time they did something. lol
hey-coffee-eyes@reddit
Dreadnought? Fighting agaisnt traitors? We turned into Warhammer 30k so quickly I didn't even have time to pick up a bolter
tajake@reddit
Someone give me a chainsword and a greatcoat. I've read the Ciaphus Cain novels. All I need is a rather dull valet to follow me around.
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Hahahahaha. I made that correlation, also.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war - He who keeps silent - consents.
ezekiellake@reddit
Ooo, Anonymous, youāre making me so hot right now ā¦
CrumblingSaturn@reddit
who is this Anonymous guy?
erbush1988@reddit
Over 9000 Penis' strong. I think? That guy, right?
Viracochina@reddit
I don't think that's specific enough
paparoach910@reddit
They're hackers on steroids.
HellsBellsGames@reddit
Anonymoose šØš¦
DWMoose83@reddit
They are Larry. Or something like that.
wthulhu@reddit
The only person to beat Chuck Norris is a drinking contest
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Just someone doing their civic duty.
Mr_DeskPop@reddit
Who is this 4Chan
BasedKaleb@reddit
Idk but Iāve heard heās related to Jackie
nightowl_ADHD@reddit
I heard it was the hacker named 4chan
th3n3w3ston3@reddit
Cowboy Bebop
Maru_the_Red@reddit
ande9393@reddit
You'd think they would at least spell check before posting that. Fasciscm..?
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Lolol! It's the thought that counts?
Kittyluvmeplz@reddit
I wouldnāt be so quick to believe this is legit. Perfect opportunity to attack yourself and blame āanonymousā
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Always approach with healthy skepticism.
vibeisinshambles@reddit
What's the source of this image?
Maru_the_Red@reddit
/r/hackers
DeyZent@reddit
home come i canāt find a single source on this picture on google?
Maru_the_Red@reddit
Because it's Anonymous. š¤·āāļø
Calm-Kangaroo@reddit
Anonymous is actually doing something?
Maru_the_Red@reddit
X is down still. So, yes.
FictionalLeader@reddit
Huh, havenāt heard about them for a long while.
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit
Yeah, the last time was what, 2012?
FictionalLeader@reddit
2015 for me.
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit
Those masks were so uncomfortable.
Dub_J@reddit
Sounds cool but the design and formatting are fucking dreadful. I can propose a reformat, who do I send to?
Maru_the_Red@reddit
It reminds me of a Geocities site in the late 90s. lol
I'm with you Dub_J! We are graphic designers in waiting, Anon. Hit us up!
Dub_J@reddit
Iām a corporate PowerPoint asshole, so wonāt claim the authority of a graphic designer , but sure as fuck aināt center aligning two columns š. Also the verbiage is janky, needs some marketing polish. The probably havenāt even focus grouped this
DeadlyDancingDuck@reddit
TheFanumMenace@reddit
yeah dude youāre really fighting the power. might as well tell your grandkids you stormed normandy
jvietti@reddit
And you can tell yours, if you ever have them, that you were in a band and not buying expensive gear to play by yourself
Western-Main4578@reddit
Woot
ashesofa@reddit
ninernetneepneep@reddit
Sounds a bit like terrorism.
Maru_the_Red@reddit
That's what happens when you fight facism.
KlatuuBarradaNicto@reddit
Well, heās attacking our country, so tit for tat.
Sudden-Most-4797@reddit
Hrrm.. I really dgaf what happens to X or Tesla.
WilderwoodGrove@reddit
Seems like a trend. Iām starting to think people donāt care for musk.
BMW_stick@reddit
First, he tried to pin it on Ukraine, but now that a ceasefire deal has assured a resumption of US military aid, all of a sudden, it's 'some Country'.
And yes, dogedesigner, it started with you, then tesla, then X...guess what's next? Starlink, then SpaceX, then neuralink, then the Boring co. We're coming for ALL of it. We the People want to see elon's influence and net worth both at ZERO.
Nomadicpainaddict@reddit
Our democracy is under threat. We're creating a nationwide network to resist those who seek to undermine our freedoms and empower individuals to build a better future together.Ā Chat or DM for info
mindsetoniverdrive@reddit
Or ā and hear me out ā heās a paranoid drug addict whose purchase is going through a massive cascading failure.
Doge Designer is one of his alts. His product is shit, heās a horrible owner, and I would love to see Twitter unusable in its current form.
bubblemelon32@reddit
Doge Designer, Autism Capital, and Insurrectionist Barbie are a few of his alts.
mlh84@reddit
How does he find the time to destroy the government and shit post all day on Twitter?
bubblemelon32@reddit
His incel team is sleeping with him at the office.
Multiple people running the accounts makes the most sense to me, personally.
agent_flounder@reddit
Wait so he's wrecking the govt, shit tweeting and fucking the crew? Drugs are one hell of a drug.
Funnybush@reddit
Probably a rumor but from what I heard from his exes his dick doesnāt work all that well. Which is why itās all IVF. Like, he may not actually be able to have sex.
Couldnāt have happened to a nicer guy.
Brokenandburnt@reddit
Ketamine will do that to ya
wibbley_wobbley@reddit
So will a botched enlargement surgery (allegedly).
Agreeable-Walrus7602@reddit
Coming from someone recovering from addiction to a similar erug- that's absolutely what it was. Totally nonexistent sex life while using it.
bubblemelon32@reddit
I mean I wouldn't doubt him making passes on any women/girls in his crew.
I meant in the traditional sense. Sleeping in the same place.
EnvironmentalCod6255@reddit
With his broken duck?
bubblemelon32@reddit
IVF beebeeeee
agent_flounder@reddit
I know I was trying to make a funny
bubblemelon32@reddit
Sorry, hard to tell tone over text!
Onrawi@reddit
He is definitely not doing any of the work just giving the "cut this" response he's used to giving whenever something he hears isn't something he likes.
13restlessdreams@reddit
Auschtism.
mindsetoniverdrive@reddit
Well, donāt forget Adrian.
JuliusFIN@reddit
Gunther Eagleman
fullpurplejacket@reddit
I thought this too, said as much on a thread the other day lol, why does he make it so painstakingly obviousā¦ tell me youāve got no real life friends without telling me youāve got no real life friends š¤ Itād be kinda sad , and I might of pitied him,if he wasnāt such an astronomical wanker š«¤
Kbearforlife@reddit
I despise Elon in all honesty, but Adriann Dittmann is not an Elon sock puppet account. This was proven with irrefutable evidence, and whether or not you believe it or not doesn't matter because Redditors like you keep parroting this. I can't speak on the other accounts, but Adrian Dittmann is not Elon Musk. It's a guy from Fiji who trolled alongside Elon. He has an active Discord. I am friends with him on Discord, have spoken to him multiple times and he streams himself playing video games like Halo Infinite nonstop. It's not Elon Musk. There is also a full on breakdown that Maya did (that you likely won't click or won't believe) - no matter how many times you guys say that it's Elon Musk, it does not make it true.
You got trolled. You fell for the bit. It's best to accept it and move on. Or just disregard evidence and believe whatever you want and be sure to come back and reply with "nah you are wrong"
https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/adrian-dittmann/
Maximum_Pound_5633@reddit
Unfortunately democrat politicians give it legitimacy by using it. Imagine the revenue Twitter would lose if politicians didn't ues it and media outlets didn't rely on it to write their stories
K_Linkmaster@reddit
Well Doge Designer is a shit human. He needs to learn thay.
AndFadeOutAgain@reddit
I mean he's got the number 1 news app in the world right now
brokenangelwings@reddit
or hear me out, its his own goons. now he'll just pick a place he wants to bully. like saying canada has mexican cartels, fuck right off.
myrichphitzwell@reddit
Nah, he doesn't know how to wash dishes so how can cascade fail?
veovis23@reddit
Son of aā¦.
I need a new monitor now
forbiddendonut83@reddit
Let's see, musk's choices backfiring on him, and making the site unusable, either can't comprehend that he's at fault or just chooses to scapegoat, blames another country, random hacker group takes credit to gain fame and call musk a liar after he said it was a country, yeah, sounds par for the course
Elegant_Paper4812@reddit
False flag operation.Ā Here comes thr gestapo
jthadcast@reddit
pick up the pace boys, this is going to take dedication and focus.
Emergency_Caramel_93@reddit
Dude thereās no other country involved. The educated citizens of the US hates you
happy-Principle-86@reddit
love and support to the cyber attackers.
Maximum_Pound_5633@reddit
Burn baby burn š„ š¤Ŗ
Maximum_Pound_5633@reddit
Hope some nazi scumbags lost a lot of money today
Maximum_Pound_5633@reddit
You lose this time nazi snowflakes
East-Ordinary2053@reddit
I thought he said Ukraine did it. Leon wouldn't lie to push his political agenda, would he?
weekendy09@reddit
Elon, your enemy list is soooo long. Could be anyone š¤·āāļø
Doc891@reddit
"tracing"... like hes a computer specialist in a CBS cop show. freakin loser
Sabre_One@reddit
Tracing to what? Grandma's computer in Belerus?
I'm like, low-level IT, and even I know how a DDoS works...
moodswung@reddit
He built a GUI in Visual Basic to trace the IP.
iamisandisnt@reddit
Back-tracing*
Losing_my_Bemidji@reddit
Because I BACK-TRACED IT
Doctor_Philgood@reddit
Simpler times.
Fluid_Cup8329@reddit
WE DUN GOOFED
th8chsea@reddit
He has a trace buster buster.
Alamokok@reddit
I was looking for this comment.
Damion_205@reddit
I think i need a rewatch of this. It's been a while.
EveryAssociation756@reddit
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
often_says_nice@reddit
This guy cyber polices
CardOk755@reddit
TRACE MY SKID MARKS!!!!
Equivalent-Hair-961@reddit
ENHANCE!!
Ireplysometimes@reddit
The consequences will never be the same
ConversationPale8665@reddit
He *69'd it.
They're in deep shit now.
agent_flounder@reddit
Agreeable-Walrus7602@reddit
Maybe we can give Elmo a pen like Boris had
ReverendRevolver@reddit
Boris was invincible, though. Elmo is just.... unconvincible in regards to reality existing.
Hefty-Rope2253@reddit
And the bonnet can easily be rented. DDoS is one of the oldest and simplest attacks. This could have literally just been one person with keys to a bonnet for a couple hours.
Girafferage@reddit
People were speculating it was an internal ddos attack. Like eleven11. putting out so much traffic that nothing can resolve instead of the site being sent to many requests.
NewWorldOrphan9@reddit
Tracing the botnet of coarse lol
Agreeable-Walrus7602@reddit
I barely know how what it consists of and know it ain't rocket science.
No-Language6720@reddit
The stupid thing is, DDOS really has no reason to happen anymore. I'm sure he has twitters server infrastructure so crapily done that it's vulnerable to that still. It can easily be mitigated these days with a simple DNS configuration or other ways to distinguish between legit traffic and someone releasing bots to disrupt things or if you're smart, you have server backups in other regions and data centers feeding the site from different locations. Most hackers don't bother with that crap anymore because generally they don't work due to redundancy and distribution methods.Ā
Wouldn't be surprised if it was actually legit traffic messing with things too and they shut down a lot of their web servers to reduce costs way before this.Ā lol.
free_dialectics@reddit
He's tracing shapes and things on paper and will color them in later.
KrazyButStable-ish@reddit
Actually laughed out loud. Thank you.
Mojo_Jensen@reddit
Lmao I donāt know how anyone takes this fucking guy seriously. ātracing?ā Heās prepping for a guest appearance on CSI: Cyber
Fit-Insect-4089@reddit
Just follow the Ethernet cable back and see whoās on the other endā¦ duh
TrumpDidNoDrugs@reddit
Lots of different kinds of attacks that they consider ddos. It could be packeting or it could be 1000 bots asking grok dumb questions.
usmcnick0311Sgt@reddit
Tracert x.com
Hmm...
ThickerSalmon14@reddit
Look out.... "It's coming from inside the X"
No_Indication_5400@reddit
Heās literally JP from Grandmaās Boy
UnfeteredOne@reddit
Lmao C:\tracert
AnimalChubs@reddit
Him tracing l
Soft_Jackfruit_3240@reddit
PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES@reddit
That explains the laser raptors.
EconomicsAfter1736@reddit
"This is The Viking Age."
Connect_Fee1256@reddit
Triceracop is going to shoot everyone in the dick for this!!!
31nigrhcdrh@reddit
Best damn partner I ever hadĀ
soul_motor@reddit
Hackerman sounds like a Kojima character...
Canadutchian@reddit
"They hacked the root kernel through a trojan overflow! This memory buffer will flush their cache and defragment their packets. Oh no! They had a redirect ready! Now my backtrace has a BSOD!"
That's what these kinds of people sound like to me.
ItIsYourPersonality@reddit
āEnhance, enhance, enhanceā
MyrrhSlayter@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmz67ErIRa4
Grab your sunglasses and trench coats, the hackers are going after the gibson!
SignificanceLate7002@reddit
Dave-justdave@reddit
ItIsYourPersonality@reddit
Iām hearing a group called Dark Storm is taking credit. Which one is it?
ResponsibilityLast38@reddit
The two are not specifically exclusive. Anonymous is inclusive, all you have to do to be a 'member' is be anonymous. Multiple groups exist and operate within anonymous, and groups can exercise ops in concert with anonymous or with anonymous agents. Though, by definition, if Dark Storm is taking credit, they are not Anons because they have named themself. And some anons are more anon than other anons.
If it all sounds confusing .... good. Its supposed to.
Dave-justdave@reddit
No you don't there is no leader and no membership we are all anonymous self identifying social movement is what my Prof called it back in the day
ResponsibilityLast38@reddit
I'm not sure what your deal with punctuation is, but I can see you're not using any, and you didn't seem to notice that 'member' is in quotes.
Dave-justdave@reddit
Punctuation is for grammar nazis and I dont like nazis
This is reddit not English class
Khemul@reddit
Por queue no los dos?
Dave-justdave@reddit
Porque odio la escuela, no es lugar para gente inteligente, es demasiado aburrida.
zestotron@reddit
Okay but nobody can decipher what you were trying to say
Dave-justdave@reddit
It's 2 English sentences sorry if that confuses you
Dave-justdave@reddit
https://i.redd.it/9zdy0jp38yne1.gif
ResponsibilityLast38@reddit
Yeah, and you're cosplaying anon while posting pics of your family to reddit. Get help, kiddo. You need it.
Leicester68@reddit
It's not Anonymous, but a different group of the same name...
ResponsibilityLast38@reddit
Right, sorry. I was talking about anonymous, not anonymous. They get mistaken for each other all the time, I should have been more clear about it being anonymous anonymous, not anonymous anonymous. Its only anonymous if its from the anonymous region of France, everything else is just sparkling privacy. ;)
SqueezedTowel@reddit
That is one sweet Payday mask.
GridDown55@reddit
Best movie
Stay-At-Home-Jedi@reddit
You forgot to zoom....
Sudden_Impact7490@reddit
You know in his ketamine brain he makes the Cartman "scanning for Mexicans" sound effects. "deet deet deet deet do do do do"
throwawaytoday9q@reddit
The call is coming from inside the house
Hrothnaar@reddit
REuphrates@reddit
Horse the Band noises intensify
Professional-You5754@reddit
āIām in!ā š¤
SPNKLR@reddit
"...ENHANCE!..."
Aurhasapigdog@reddit
Gotta double hack back
Aware_End7197@reddit
Heās so fukn corny
Skelegasm@reddit
"Tracing..."
Direption@reddit
"They're using ipconfig! It's too complex to defend against!"
Maximum_Languidity@reddit
And outright slaughtering 127.0.0.1 š„¶
CardOk755@reddit
So old hat.
::1
BrokenLink100@reddit
Quick! Write a GUI in VirtualBasic so you can track their IPs!
Hglucky13@reddit
Have you ever seen the Trailer Park Boys where Ricky and Julian are playing space with Bubbles? He reminds me of Ricky from that scene.
ravenrawen@reddit
Enhance!
nicepresident@reddit
waiting 159000 milliseconds for the trace to complete. annd its Russia
pianoavengers@reddit
Basileus2@reddit
Heās such a fucking dork
Lexx2k@reddit
He is tracing! Consequences will never be the same again!
Tina_DM_me_the_AXE@reddit
Same energy as āhailing frequencies openā except Uhura was actually cool
GlobalGuppy@reddit
ScribbleArtist@reddit
Now zoom in... more... more... MORE. image de-pixelates There's are suspect!
StupidSexyFlanders72@reddit
Enhanceā¦. enhanceā¦. enhance
Significant_Wrap_449@reddit
Is it Carmen Sandiego?
ToolTard69@reddit
Enhance!
VeterinarianJaded462@reddit
mwpdx86@reddit
Enhance!
*tap tap tap*
Enhance!
katzeye007@reddit
Zoom, enhance
throwawayyyyyyyy4_20@reddit
He literally is the biggest loser on earth. I wouldn't trade my life at its worst for a second of his.
gxgxe@reddit
Can you imagine the fear, insecurity, and paranoia that leads to someone like Felon?
throwawayyyyyyyy4_20@reddit
Well he got the racist/exploitative ways from his family, and since half of the US is terrified of brown people, he resonates with the idiocy very well.
Kush_Reaver@reddit
Came here to say this.
It sounds fucking goofy because it is goofy.
Dude really went for the "hackerman" approach.
dimonstarlk@reddit
Tracing his botched dick!
CaramelClean3833@reddit
"Tracing" as in- now I can name any group/country/advisory I want and stick public perception/the USA machine on them?
Look alive people. Elon is Evil-ing.
Spare-Willingness563@reddit
He's such a fucking chode. I don't want anyone doing what he's doing but such a fucking chode in charge makes it somehow so much worse.Ā
KairraAlpha@reddit
I would say he thinks he's an AI but even AI wouldn't say it like that, they'd know it would look as cringe as it does.
_owlstoathens_@reddit
Arenāt both accounts his too? Gross
Ok_Concentrate_75@reddit
I imagine the guy from grandma's boy
DeepCompote@reddit
Enhance
TweakedNipple@reddit
https://youtu.be/kl6rsi7BEtk?si=5U749Cg2SsMGPFDt
ChartFrogs@reddit
He's doesn't know shit about DDoS or DOS or OS
terrierdad420@reddit
"Komputer enhance the signal"...."I'm running a trace now" (90's hacker film noises and the sound of ketamine being snorted)
justafang@reddit
Clicky clack clack click āEnhanceā, Clicky clack clack click āEnhanceā
skinnyboi_inc@reddit
Fucker thinks he's on his NCIS, absolute loose gimp suit of a man
OU812fr@reddit
Exactly my reaction, what an embarrassing loser.
Eternity_Eclipsed@reddit
rowroyce@reddit
"enhance"
Rigman-@reddit
StarWars_and_SNL@reddit
LMAO I hope itās Russia.
monos_muertos@reddit
Nope. "Trust Me Bro" news reports it's Mexico, Canada and Greenland.
Kipbikski@reddit
My bet is on Ukraine.
rjmacready_@reddit
Then why did US Cyber command suspend offensive operations last week? Yeah this wasnāt planned at allā¦. Right and it wasnāt the Ukrainians. Smells like a poorly executed bay of pigs 2.0
FullFlounder3@reddit
Now I KNOW it wasnāt Ukraine. Does anyone think a group of elite hackers are going to use their real source IPs? LMAO. I think heās either lying or knows nothing about tech.
BayouGal@reddit
Both?
SourLoafBaltimore@reddit
Theyāre behind 9 proxy servers!
Xenuite@reddit
I guarantee Elon doesn't know how IP numbers actually work and thinks they're some magical locators.
Imbadyoureworse@reddit
Yea I can have a Ukraine ip in 2 min. Iām not sure Iām buying it.
redassedchimp@reddit
If it were Ukraine then why wouldn't Ukraine wreak electronic havoc on Russia during the war? Didn't make sense, Elon is just parroting the party line straight from Putin yet again.
Shot_Worldliness_979@reddit
Hmm. I wonder which nation state has a vested interest in convincing Elon Musk Ukraine is behind the attacks. I'm not Russian to draw any conclusions without Putin our top people on it.
SergioGustavo@reddit
But Ukraine is using starlink, you are telling me ukraine in their free time while fighting russia is using starlink to hack X? don't get me wrong it would be epic since the guy is still "tracing"
Kaimuund@reddit
The Ukrainians are saying that starlink data is being passed to Russia. When they turn it on, they are immediately targeted. Sounds like ol Elon has had a switcheroo to support Donnie's Daddy.
FullFlounder3@reddit
Now this I can believe and assumed would happen. Heās probably sending target data to Russia.
Kipbikski@reddit
It doesnāt have to make sense, with this jabroni.
Deranged_Kitsune@reddit
Betting that's who he'll blame in the end and use this as further reason to pull the plug on their starlink service. At best, the attack would have originated from Ukraine territory. Well, Ukraine territory prior to 2014.
meowman911@reddit
You only forgot Ukraine, Palestine, and the Radical Leftists. Oh, and any people from/in āthe swampā.
I your list + mine covers them all.
ohyeahwell@reddit
Big DEI came out swinging.
meowman911@reddit
How could I have forgotten š¤¦š»āāļø. And maybe the TSA are accomplices, too.
yesyesnonoouch@reddit
They have pissed India off too.
Aware_End7197@reddit
It was the Panama Canal guys
BigJSunshine@reddit
Nah, my peeps on the street say āGulf of Americaā
Gloomy_Presence_6590@reddit
H1bs yall!!!!
CardOk755@reddit
Uh, seriously, who have they not pissed off?
Vascular_Mind@reddit
Nazis
CardOk755@reddit
Yah got me there. I forgot about them. Gotta stop thinking we killed them in 1945.
Darkember556@reddit
It's so damn sad that you are correct. That's literally the only group he hasn't pissed off.
Thowitawaydave@reddit
They just pulling it aside for secondary screening due to a mismatch in names on their documents, Twitter vs X.
HinDae085@reddit
Elon forgot all the trans furry puppy girls are really good with a computer lmao
jayleia@reddit
Seriously, given the choice between pissing of Putin while standing in front of an open window in Central Moscow and pissing the furries off...take Putin.
TemKuechle@reddit
DEI - Destroy (f)Elons Interests?
FourthLvlSpicyMeme@reddit
Hahahah "Big DEI" sent me places, holy shit.
I know we're all coping with humor but some of this has been truly top notch. It's a pleasure to burn with you, comrades.
Brokenandburnt@reddit
It cracked me up aswell, with my evening snack in my mouth
Brokenandburnt@reddit
This made me lol
finnishinsider@reddit
Elon is a midget i a crowded male locker room.
Randysrodz@reddit
GodDammitKevinB@reddit
Is there anything DEI canāt do?
Dub_J@reddit
Haha turns out women and minorities are actually good at hacking
Psychological_Tap187@reddit
He's came out and said they traced it to Ukraine e now. Which, of course.
rooshort_toppaddock@reddit
My money is on Lesotho.
420binchicken@reddit
Hamas Hackers taking down Twitter would not have been on many bingo cards but man itād be a fun headline.
Redfour5@reddit
Meow traitor...
meowman911@reddit
Redfour5@reddit
Practicing?
meowman911@reddit
Sorry! I donāt give Russian/Nazi crybabies more attention than they deserve! Have the night you deserve!
Pure_Passenger1508@reddit
Or his ex-wives and baby mammas.
Advanced-Mission-289@reddit
Itās the (computer) Scientists.
drmdawg64@reddit
Don't forget the right's ultra boogeyman George Soros.
carlitospig@reddit
I heard it was the trans. š§
TheProfessional9@reddit
Don't you mean globalists?!
fullpurplejacket@reddit
George Soros and co
CommonSensei-_@reddit
Dark Storm, a pro Palestine group is claiming it was them.
omjy18@reddit
You forgot south Africa
Seanna86@reddit
We need to go in and get those computers of mass disruption.
MichianaMan@reddit
Donāt forget about the ANTIFA boogeyman
Mastermul2@reddit
And panama
AnimalChubs@reddit
Elon already said it was From Ukraine lol. This hacker just happened to not use a proxy. I hope he burns in hell.
StupidSexyFlanders72@reddit
Denmark. Itās Denmark behind this, isnāt it?!
FullFlounder3@reddit
There you go. Blame Canada.
FloppedTurtle@reddit
Mexico's president seems smart enough to do this. It's a way to attack the "US government" without declaring war, and takes out a pretty significant player while he scrambles to get this situation under control.
If a country did this and we find out who, this is Nobel Peace Prize worthy in terms of avoiding escalatory actions.
FullFlounder3@reddit
The only people that I think would do it are the Chinese or the Middle East. Who knows.
Pribblization@reddit
False flag to shut down competitors.
FullFlounder3@reddit
HAHA I thought the same thing.
Most-Repair471@reddit
Expect an EO from his pet president declaring Xitter (pronounced shitter) a national treasure and orders his cyber team flunkies to protect it and shutdown all competition!
DevDork2319@reddit
Way back when, people used to make tweets. Now they fling xeets.
Shit, Elon was right to rename it. They've always been flinging xeets.
DevDork2319@reddit
Speaking in a strange code with a Cyrillic alphabet.
Oxy_1993@reddit
No, no, itās the transgender mice! They mutated and are attacking his shitty platform right now
Reward_Antique@reddit
Agreeable-Walrus7602@reddit
Lmao you got me with this one
Khemul@reddit
It'll be Zelensky, routing the attack through Greenland and Canada, with the help of the Mexican Cartel from a secret bunker in the Panama Canal.
Short_Store_2699@reddit
Gen Z National Park staff, for sure
Wutuvit@reddit
Do you mean red white and blue land?
jonnieoxide@reddit
BREAKING! Panama Canal hacks Twitter.
UnsnugHero@reddit
Denial of service attack floods X
TotallyDissedHomie@reddit
Plus Gaza and Ukraine, itās the next Axis of Evil
Dry-Amphibian1@reddit
They are the new Axis of 'Not Nice'.
aintgotnoclue117@reddit
all of the hackers of the forty thousand people in greenland lmao
crabigno@reddit
AND PANAMA.
THEY HAVE BEEN PUTTING ALL THIS HACKING THROUGH THIS PRECIOUS CANAL WE GAVE THEM. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE BUILT IT, AND NOW THEY ARE USING IT TO MAKE ALL THAT HACKING GO THOUGH OUR BORDERS. BELIEVE ME, NOBODY KNOWS CANALS BETTER THAN I DO.
THEY ARE USING IT AGAINST US, WITH ALL THAT HACKING THEY ARE DOING, WE WILL GET BACK CONTROL. IT IS TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Acceptable_Card_9818@reddit
Europe!
agent_flounder@reddit
deep announcer voice: TMB News: news you can trust, bros
AmbassadorNo2757@reddit
Its the penguins from Antartica!
SignificanceLate7002@reddit
Someone accidentally connected Hunter Biden's laptop to the wifi and unleashed the plague.
No-Answer7798@reddit
Broken dick gets whacked by large hammer
Sharp_Variation_5661@reddit
Welp, look how the "evil axis" been defined after the Saudis blowed planes onto WTC
Blueporch@reddit
Aided by Panama
watadoo@reddit
Is this the āReichstag fire.ā
Insanity_Crab@reddit
The call is coming from inside the house! And saying Ukraine did this.
brokenangelwings@reddit
pfff definitely not canada it just warmed up here, everyone is literally outside
ruico@reddit
... or South Africa
patdashuri@reddit
It is. But theyāre doing it from inside occupied Ukraine territory so musk will say itās Ukraine who is attacking. They are working together to bring down our country.
Typical-Yellow7077@reddit
I heard they're already trying to blame Ukraine. Such bullshit.
3vgw@reddit
He would probably brag about it if it was Russia
LokeCanada@reddit
At this point Russia is probably protecting him and their orange asset.
Bloody hell if they are going to see all that week get destroyed.
FullFlounder3@reddit
Heās doing exactly what Russia wants. Not sure why they would target X.
3vgw@reddit
āUkraine forced Russia into doing this!ā
Green-Collection4444@reddit
" The Ukraine Area" lmfao. I want to be a fly on the wall in the meetings before they go on air. "Ok guys... how do we spin this so the dumb fucks that voted for us think it's Ukraine fault?"Ā
ribsforbreakfast@reddit
Didnāt anonymous take credit?
loucmachine@reddit
He literally accused Ukraine in an interview stating that ''IP address were fonr the Ukraine area''. You cant make this shit up...
grundlefuck@reddit
Dark storm is Russia.
Shot_Worldliness_979@reddit
He's already trying to say it's coming from Ukraine which has me convinced it's absolutely coming from Russia.
SubjectAd9882@reddit
According to Orange Cyberdefense there is a high likelyhood that theyre from russia.
https://www.orangecyberdefense.com/fileadmin/global/CyberIntelligenceBureau/Gangs_Investigations/DARKSTORMTEAM/DarkStormTeam-EN.pdf
StarWars_and_SNL@reddit
I thought this was going to be a reference to Trump social media since āOrangeā was in the name.
A_Whole_Costco_Pizza@reddit
He's gonna blame Ukraine, and that will be all the justification Trump needs to do some dumb shit, and Trump support to do some even dumber shit.
But expect more violence and discrimination against Ukrainians to come.
Taqueria_Style@reddit
If this is a country, this is not how you get this done. Hey country. Stop with the amateur bullshit. You know what it is. Come on now. The US itself has given you enough examples over the decades.
SonnysMunchkin@reddit
Must be new.
Can't be Russia....rather it's the countries worst enemies
Canada
Mexico
Greenland
Ukraine
triedpooponlysartred@reddit
Why would Russia do such a thing? It's not like they know full well that Musk is an idiot with high level access to tons of sensitive information from the u.s. governmentĀ
CCG14@reddit
I canāt help but wonder if heās going to blame Ukraine and use it as an excuse to cut their starlink connection.
Away-Structure9393@reddit
They have been responsible for quite a few hacks anyone remember colonial pipeline?
kl7aw220@reddit
You reap what you sow, Muskrat! He is as dangerous to America as Trump is.
Sandmybags@reddit
Whether it is or it isnātā¦ they might use it as an excuse to fuck with *insert whatever country they feel like fucking withā¦.
SmashSE1@reddit
So like Bush with Iraq...
"A Saudi Arabian prince attacked us, and is likely in Pakistan or Iran, so let's bomb Iraq because the leader insulted my daddy"
Sandmybags@reddit
Exactlyā¦ it worked b4 so Iām not sure whatās to stop them from attempting it again
oswaldsilkworth@reddit
We really need Big Balls on the case.
NormalUse856@reddit
Wouldnāt surprise me if itās a false flag from Musk and Trump admin to have a reason to blame it on some country for some x reason.
Walterkovacs1985@reddit
He claimed it's Ukraine on TV just now.
Petarthefish@reddit
That would be halerious
SoupeurHero@reddit
He knows its activists and is just spinning it to create more anger for the cult.
ThoseWhoAre@reddit
Probably a false flag imo
ThePopDaddy@reddit
You mean the country that we just "eased" cyber security off of?
Also, Musk thinks it might be Ukraine now.
C_R_P@reddit
This is a false flag to blame ukraine
afCeG6HVB0IJ@reddit
they will "find" it was ukraine
SuperDuperMartt@reddit
It's apparently anonymous
StarWars_and_SNL@reddit
If it is, I wondered when theyād show up.
SuperDuperMartt@reddit
I was wrong lol what fucking timing.
It's a hacker group called Dark Storm that's responsible for taking down X (twitter). Anonymous just so happened to upload their website in the midst of this happening. May or may not be connected who knows
StarWars_and_SNL@reddit
Is Dark Storm known? Have they done shit before?
Spankh0us3@reddit
Gotta be Russia. . .
GraphiteBlue@reddit
"The attack is coming from 127.0.0.1." - Musk, probably
OptimismNeeded@reddit
Itās probably by order - Musk will use this to say his enemies are breaking the laws and using ādigital violenceā and will use it to promote laws for less privacy online and more censorship.
Osirus1156@reddit
I bet one of his underpaid overworked ~~slaves~~ er sorry...indentured...uh...workers fucked something up.
michellea2023@reddit
aw poor Elon boohoo
nottytom@reddit
of course he's going to quote his burner account as evidence.
Tyger757@reddit
If true, China or North Korea the most likely Cyber bandits.
oldbastardbob@reddit
Gosh, it's like an immigrant buying a President and then raping the federal government while waving a flag and declaring "only I can fix this" is unpopular or something.
Gee, who would have thought that could happen?
Effective-Ebb-2805@reddit
So, Musk crawls out of Trump's ass and starts swinging his weiner around in people's faces... and doesn't expect it to get slapped? Snowflake Brat, like his servant, Trump.
Many_Package2904@reddit
look at god going his work , shut it dung god !!!!!
Deep_Needleworker915@reddit
Or your security just sucks
thebitchinbunnie420@reddit
Elon is such a bitch boy
Odd_Calligrapher_745@reddit
Takes pointers from the Master whiny little bitch Trump.
Lou666Minatti@reddit
False Flag event
Reichstag Fire type shi
FreeKevinBrown@reddit
20 hours later and, there's virtually no news coverage of this.
Uberzwerg@reddit
This is FAR too harmless.
I expect something serious to happen soon.
Don't want to speculate - if i'm right, i don't want to be on a list.
Agreeable-Walrus7602@reddit
Look where you're posting. Too late.
AnyBeansNecessary84@reddit
Iāve been waiting for our Reichstag fire, hadnāt occurred to me that it might be something like this. Itās perfect though- most of us wouldnāt be able to look for evidence or have an informed opinion of who is responsible, and NSA/DHS can confidently proclaim that itās a specific group (like maybe those protesting the current admin). And Russia is pretty good at these if they wanted to participate for some reasonā¦.
tayawayinklets@reddit
Maybe they're working on several potential false flags? This and definitely that whole Canada is the big bad fent supplier, despite zero evidence.
AnyBeansNecessary84@reddit
There are reports of illegal eggs being stopped at the border, thank goodness those were intercepted
FictionalLeader@reddit
That or just finding something big and distracting so people can forget space X failedā¦.again.
tayawayinklets@reddit
Space X is just a vanity project for the richest guy in the world. He's all revved up about becoming the first trillionaire by stealing the American taxpayers' money.
TheFanumMenace@reddit
āIāve been waiting for our Reichstag fireāāļøš¤
I hate to disappoint you guys, but Hitler aināt coming back. History may rhyme but its never the same.
AnyBeansNecessary84@reddit
Well we can call him Spitler, Shitler, or just the Mango Mussolini. Youāre right, history does rhyme
ExcitingSavings8225@reddit
Your reichstag fire happened in 2001...
ReanimatedBlink@reddit
The reichstag fire was done to secure a majority so Hitler could remove the strength of the opposition and consolidate power.
The current opposition in the USA has no official power, and very few of them are even standing up against him. A fire is unnecessary.
Relative_Business_81@reddit
Anonymous has already taken responsibility. These arenāt Nazis weāre dealing with, theyāre spoiled and inept aristocrats.Ā
BuyMeSausagesPlease@reddit
This is so stupid it could be trueĀ
9AllTheNamesAreTaken@reddit
Hardly. This doesn't unite Americans to go "LETS GO AFTER THAT COUNTRY!" like 9/11 did.
Destroying Elon's website would equate to "Lol pwned."
Lou666Minatti@reddit
Inside job.
Goal isnt to unite Americans. Goal is to paint any opposition as "Hackers" "doing property damage" and a "threat to our nation" to justify the Insurrection Act
9AllTheNamesAreTaken@reddit
I don't think you realize how often websites get hacked and how little people seem to care for them in the long run.
Most of them wind up coming from Russia anyway and then nothing happens. What? Are we gonna find out Russia did this, Trump and Elon go "NO IT WAS ACTUALLY CANADA!" and then insurrection act? They're unpredictable but I would doubt this. Only the most extremist of MAGA would fall for this trick and if they want to try to invade another country for war, by all means.
I doubt a MAGAt could even identify which way is north.
Agitated-Donkey1265@reddit
Weāve already had digital book burnings. Why would the fire be digital, too
Entire_Month9233@reddit
It's the Globalists!
Soulflyfree41@reddit
Turns out people hate nazis. Sorry Elon, you did this to yourself.
AllUrUpsAreBelong2Us@reddit
He's already claiming its Ukraine, this is just an excuse to pull starlink.
zkfc020@reddit
I bought and destroyed Twitter. I bought and destroyed Tesla. I bought and am destroying the Presidency of the United States of America.
Hellfireisburning@reddit
Or too many people just hate him?
justabitcurious252@reddit
The country was named checks notes Local Server
Trading_shadows@reddit
Tracing....
[Beep Beep]...
[Boop]...
[Beep Boop Beep]...
Look at me, I'm smart!
DomoMommy@reddit
Hacker voice IM IN -Some dude in Russia probably
DomoMommy@reddit
That āsourcingā feels a lot like āI backtraced itā. He has no fucking clue who is behind it. Idk how he fooled ppl into thinking he was smart. Good job DST!
the_smithstreet_band@reddit
US removes cyber security against Russia
One week later there is a big cyber attack on an american country
Cheetolini and first lady Musk: itās gotta be Ukraine!
Orbital_Vagabond@reddit
Okay, technically they "just" halted offensive cyber operations against Russia within the DoD. Hegseth didn't "remove cyber security against Russia".
Fuck him, Musk, and Trump. This isn't defense of what they did or are doing. Just trying to fight misinformation.
Defiant_Lynx_4699@reddit
Iām hoping that itās actually Anonymous. Been waiting for them to start fucking shit upā¦
Horror-Tell-2543@reddit
I donāt get this sub. Preppers that are Democrat shills? I get hating Elon or whatever but you can tell the hate is from a hard party alliance. A libertarian would at least consider using nuance but itās just a liberal circle jerk in here.
Advanced-Mission-289@reddit
Not true, right here buddy. Never trumpet checking in.
Horror-Tell-2543@reddit
Seems youāre a minority. All the top comments read like a fucking TikTok comment section.
Advanced-Mission-289@reddit
Well I disagree. Political party is not the defining factor when opposing facism. I think you are just witnessing a visceral multi party resistance
Horror-Tell-2543@reddit
This is what Iām talking about though. Itās just copy and paste āfacistā comments. Itās so watered down we wonāt know when it really hits us.
Advanced-Mission-289@reddit
Well, itās here. Every warning sign there is has occurred. It seems no matter what I say you will be unhappy because you think a certain type of person with certain beliefs should be in this community I.e. people like you. I think thatās your actual problem.
Horror-Tell-2543@reddit
You hurt your neck reaching for that conclusion to assume I think people shouldnāt be in a community. I donāt care either way, everyoneās business is their own. This sub just seems to be less about prep and more about shilling for a singular party with absolutely no nuance. And you canāt deny that, thatās how these threads come off.
I just expected a prepper sub to be more anti government and not just anti-only-the-current-government.
Advanced-Mission-289@reddit
Actually I can deny that and I do- I donāt see it the way you do at all. You can be as miserable as you want about what others post, either form your own group or cry about it, but I got shit to do. Good day.
Horror-Tell-2543@reddit
Typical liberal response. Resorts to insults rather than speaking on the subject. Holier than thou. It was a simple question and interesting talking point. Hope you have the day you deserve.
surfischer@reddit
Hereās the beginning of your false flag.
Relative_Business_81@reddit
Anonymous has already taken responsibility.Ā
Comfortable_You7722@reddit
Literally means nothing.
Anonymous isn't a group, it's a title that anyone can claim.Ā
I know not everyone is aware of Anonymou and 4chan etc, but this is not a "team" like the Lakers with a published lineup and recruitment process and history. It's a generic title and always has been.
triedpooponlysartred@reddit
I believe a somewhat decent chunk of 'Anonymous' isĀ teenagers and young adults setting up proxies and then accidentally downloading spyware.
I'm sure there are definitely legit people in it as well, but I can only imagine a lot of script kiddies get accidentally sucked in by grabbing some shady file or another.
smashcolon@reddit
There is no Chunk of anonymous. The name anonymous is just that a name. No leadership or member's.
Its a flag everybody can wave while hacking. Calling anonymous is a hacker group is just wrong.
Brokenandburnt@reddit
That would own though.
Harder to avoid jail but still hardcore.
lurker_tze@reddit
This.
Human-Ad4584@reddit
Itās the Jewish lazers
Sad_Surround9428@reddit
Elmo, itās almost as if the world is telling you to mind your own business and leave on one of your rocket ships š if youāre not happy on earth. Donāt fuck up everything for everyone else.
Some_Tea_5459@reddit
Someone hacked my X account and I canāt even log in and it wonāt let me reset my password
fffaustyyyy@reddit
Yeah, and Saddam has WMDās
DonBoy30@reddit
lol Trump declares martial law over X being cyber attacked š
TheNecessaryPirate@reddit
Heās lying as a pretext to cut off starlink to Ukraine
Sad_Book2407@reddit
Twitter employees he fucked over. Tesla employees he fucked over. Space X employees he fucked over.
Musk is not a smart person and he ruins the work of smart people being cheap and cruel. My guess is that his security team at X is a bunch of underpaid and overworked newbies.
red_smeg@reddit
Just ask yourself why would Ukraine jeopardize its starlink access for a minor cyber attack on a social media site and you will see right through this.
ToughSuperb9738@reddit
Maybe all this is backed by EU, Canada, Mexico, Free Palestine, Ukraine and all those that you've turn into enemies since you've got your hands on the administration!
cursed_phoenix@reddit
It really isn't unusual, in fact it is incredibly common. Hence why there us an entire industry devoted to cybersecurity.
Oh, and didn't Hegseth just leave the door wide open for Russia to do this?
CaptainDadPool1@reddit
It was Cobra Commander and Destro. No one upstages them to ruling the world.
Onthemightof@reddit
Itās like people really hate Nazis and blatant Nazi gestures. Who would have thought?!
greatestmofo@reddit
It was Ukraine. Hope Elon responds.
BagelwithQueefcheese@reddit
Maybe theyāll go for his personal banking accounts next.Ā
M3r0vingio@reddit
Probably they search doge database trust have data of all USA federal department.... If you made that a man control all federal department and card, you made him the perfect target of who want stolen data.
pinecity21@reddit
Or someone who is in an associate trying to make him look like a victim is as typical with this group
Bear71@reddit
Good
ed523@reddit
I loved massive attack
OkTemporary5981@reddit
Even facing a cyberattack Musk still talks to himself from his burner.
randomtask2000@reddit
It was country Y
ThisStorm8002@reddit
Not to ādrug shameā but I think heās got a K-hole in his head from all the Ketamine heās taken.
1wholurks1@reddit
Good, may those that cause suffering suffer 10000 fold
SuperNoodles14930@reddit
Can someone just shoot this loser dead?
Possible-Nectarine80@reddit
The hack is coming from inside the building.
Onlyroad4adrifter@reddit
I don't believe anything this idiot says. He is fishing for sympathy. Fuck this clown.
gobbluthillusions@reddit
Boo fucking hoo.
ripoff54@reddit
Now do fox
TuneBox@reddit
It was Biden, The Clintons, Obama, Ukraine, Canada, Mexico, the Cartels, the immigrants, George Soros, protestors, the libs, google chrome and Rivian for good measure
sharpkid_@reddit
It was the FAA.
Feisty-Equivalent927@reddit
The CFPB/trans mice cabal?
Cassandraburry2008@reddit
Heās going to try blaming Ukraine and use this as a pretext for shutting down starlink. It would be really easy for russia to do knowing Elon is on board with them. Itās fucking nuts watching this group of asshats who somehow managed to gain power in this country cozy up to Putin.
oderberger16@reddit
He's gonna blaim Ukraine in 3,2,1...
soap1337@reddit
Damn. He best your projection!
brokenangelwings@reddit
should we place bets, not money or anything just to see.
ama_singh@reddit
Good thing you didn't bet any money...
https://thehill.com/newsletters/technology/5187068-musk-blames-ukraine-for-x-outage/
Alternative-Duck-573@reddit
But did he do his homework to make sure those are the actual servers? š I've seen his data analysis skills and I'm not quite impressed yet.
ama_singh@reddit
Off course not. The guy is making shit up to paint Ukraine in a bad light.
Mild_Fireball@reddit
He already did
TheLightningL0rd@reddit
Yeah, my boss was playing a video from X and he was blaming Ukraine or at least insinuating blame by saying it appeared to come from a Ukraine IP address or something.
Stunning_Ride_220@reddit
He is providing the internet infrastructure there, just saying.
GreatBigJerk@reddit
Or Canada, Mexico, Greenland, the EU, etc.
WhiteSpringStation@reddit
Over thought it š
Lucialucianna@reddit
I hope itās true
InevitableGas4370@reddit
bro, you're not in some cringe ass super hacker movie. what a fucking loser
HillTower160@reddit
Elmo lies like other people breathe.
jasonc122@reddit
Since Trump has ordered the cyber wing of the army and FBI to stop looking at what Russia is doing, I guess Elon can say it was anyone he wants
dabbing_unicorn@reddit
Too bad we shut down all the cybersecurity systems against Russia. Weird how that happened. Huhā¦.
krikzil@reddit
Laughs. Well, the only sure thing is that itās not Russia.
Sachz123@reddit
He started deleting all the Epstein reports out out on x that mention either him or Trump and the servers shut down from overuse
Genxcaliber@reddit
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. That said, this is probably just a false flag op to warrant shutting down sections of the internet. Dont foget net Neutrality isnt a thing now.
FullFlounder3@reddit
For all we know heās doing it himself to garner sympathy. Donāt trust this guy at all.
koru-id@reddit
If this was Twitter, the cool tech company. They would publish their findings after this. Now? Unlikely. Just a bunch of desperate engineers working to keep food on the table.
Adorable-Anxiety6912@reddit
Should he be deported?
jasonc122@reddit
Turns out it was from Elonās office
TinuvaMoros@reddit
He's gonna blame Ukraine, calling it now
FFKonoko@reddit
Nah, they don't need to target Ukraine more. They'll probably blame Canada, Greenland, maybe even Germany. They can probably drum up some flimsy evidence, like IPs from those countries going to sites linked to things linked to vague "anti fascism". If they even bother.
master_cylinder8@reddit
Looks like he is blaming Ukraine now :/
AllStarSpecial10001@reddit
Update: he blamed Ukraine š
FFKonoko@reddit
Damn, I expected too much.
Deranged_Kitsune@reddit
He'll use it as an excuse to pull the plug on their starlink service. At best, the attack might have originated from Ukraine territory. Well, Ukraine territory prior to 2014.
_TyrannosaurusSexy@reddit
Well, I guess you win this round! (Disclaimer: I have not opened the link to actually review the content there as I refuse to give any kind of web traffic to X - so this is just a pop up from my web search result of āDDOS attack Xā).
Connect_Fee1256@reddit
Damn those Ukraine people! Now Iām forced to cut off starlink?!?
HerpTurtleDoo@reddit
Anon hacker group already claimed responsibility
Naive_Walrus_1589@reddit
Or Poland.
MisterForkbeard@reddit
Nah. They don't really need to do more to damage Ukraine. There's already massive damage because we've stopped sharing intelligence data with them and that's largely invisible to the American public.
The problem "solves itself" if we just let Russia take over.
TheFanumMenace@reddit
To be fair a TON of hackers are based in Ukraine. I remember CNN student news did a bit on this in like 2017.
IguessIliveinaCHAIR@reddit
I was thinking that as well
westonriebe@reddit
I could see thisā¦ it would follow the trendā¦
granniej62@reddit
I m freaking loving THIS for him
DirtyAir10@reddit
If it was one country he could block a DDOS attack easily. It's not though and he's lying to blame Ukraine.
Sea-Alternative7861@reddit
A few nice virus or malware inserted in Twitter would be lovely too.
Beelzeburb@reddit
Is this where we get the leave the world behind Tesla rampage?
RockNo5773@reddit
I'll grab the worlds smallest violin oh wait that's more than this deserves
HiJinx127@reddit
HiJinx127@reddit
Confident_Banana_134@reddit
Concerning
nydjason@reddit
Anyway.. howās everyone doing?
MrHardin86@reddit
As somebody once said.Ā Ā If ukraine is involved.Ā Elon should immediately call for a ceasefie and give them 50% of twitter.
pirate-minded@reddit
Letās say itās Russianā¦ why wouldnāt it be? He canāt stand up to them so heāll have to blameā¦ dei or something.
beer_flows_like_wine@reddit
Heās about to claim it is Ukraine.
Ok-Location3244@reddit
Block_Solid@reddit
Musk's comment š
Yeah bro. It means literally everyone hates everything you are connected to. It means people would very much like to see you go broke and go away.
Type2Fun_@reddit
I "almost" wish I had a xitter account to troll... Oh, wait I'm not a fascist pos!
dystopiannonfiction@reddit
I am gonna go with the most obvious answer..... Welcome to the party, Anonymous. It's about GHATDAYUM time y'all flexed back at these fashy fuckers.
Tiny_Mastodon_624@reddit
They are a private company. Any public assistance or support in defending them would be a misappropriation.Ā
Famous_Bit_5119@reddit
" First, protests against DOGE. Then Tesla stores were attacked. Now X is down."
Gosh, if only there was a common denominator that might explain if there was anything linking these.
R2-DMode@reddit
Like unhinged lefties?
Interesting-Bar980@reddit
Are lefties hinged?
SubstantialNature368@reddit
Fuck off.
Drachenomics@reddit
Large country possibly responsible, gee...I wonder...who specializes in cyberattacks and no longer has any cybersecurity prevention forces allocated? I wonder....
Bibblegead1412@reddit
Probably someone at Twitter just wrote a lousy line of code š¤·š¼āāļø
big_chungis_420@reddit
No one gives a shit, please go to Mars, buh bye.
doodoo-voodoo@reddit
logs or it didnāt happenĀ
MassholeLiberal56@reddit
Elon-orchestrated false flag?
fadingsignal@reddit
As he always likes to say, Vox Populi, Vox Dei
Houzbeax@reddit
Well he certainly has a lot of enemies, and few friends. I hope it hurts and changes his behavior!
thunderclone1@reddit
I saw some this about anonymous being behind at least one of the attacks
R2-DMode@reddit
LOL! Anonymous is nothing but a basement dweller rage-posting on X now.
JediMasterReddit@reddit
Yeah. That country would be the United States. Enough is enough.
ChokeOnDeezNutz69@reddit
It was the US. Looking up football transactions on the first day of NFL free agency, hitting the refresh button a lot. Which he should want and be prepared for with backup servers. This is all dog-ate-my-homework stuff. He skimped on his servers on a major traffic day and is going to spin it into a Ukrainian attack. Cmon.
One-Sherbert-6290@reddit
He should be fired....hes the true wasted
Short_Store_2699@reddit
āTracingā lol what a fucking loser
Go do more meth and twitch around in the Oval Office.
Aggravating_Yak_1006@reddit
Oligargle deez nuts Elon! Go Anonymous!
ChokeOnDeezNutz69@reddit
Yeah no. His server couldnāt handle the traffic and refreshes for the start of NFL free agency
Away_Lake5946@reddit
Musk is lying, as per usual.
MagicPigeonToes@reddit
Probably a psyop
rippin-riles@reddit
No-Resolution-1918@reddit
Does anyone think he should try and cry a little harder?
RioMetal@reddit
He's been Zelensky for sure!! Not Ukraine, but right Zelensky from his PC!! Go ELon go catch him with the SWAT!!!
jaxloumom@reddit
They need to take his money and give it to charities!
drmdawg64@reddit
Excuse me while I shed an alligator tear.
NationalGeometric@reddit
Musk later āIt appears to be all of NATO and uh, Threads.ā
TimedogGAF@reddit
I'm sure it's Ukraine or Greenland, just like they claimed Canada has a ton of fentanyl coming through the border š¤£.
HuskerYT@reddit
He blamed Ukraine apparently.
brokenangelwings@reddit
hmmm theyve bullied canada for a bit now, i think its someone elses turn. they maybe realized we have teeth. so who will it be, because it will be one of the countries they are bullying. im going to go with panama, theyve been quiet with them lately.
lets see if im right.
TimedogGAF@reddit
Yeah Panama, so known for their state-level hacking sophistication.
brokenangelwings@reddit
either that or the gulf of mexico
Status_Ad_939@reddit
It would seem the people are trying to tell you something Elmo....
Mr_Ren_Hoek@reddit
Kind_Relative812@reddit
Itās really hard to narrow down your list of suspects when you have pissed nearly everyone off. Going to be filtering through mug shots for a while.
TheeSusp3kt@reddit
I can't believe the woke would do this.
cleanyour_room@reddit
Schadenfreude
cleanyour_room@reddit
Obama?
megamum2000@reddit
Nobody has mentioned former President Biden and Dr Biden, Iām sure they had something to do with it!!! While theyāre at it letās add the Obamaā¦.wink wink, LOL Couldnāt have happened to a better guy..Karma is a B!tch!!!
ripnrun285@reddit
Sounds like a him problem
ripnrun285@reddit
ššš
i-hate-jurdn@reddit
The lying shit has claimed IP addresses have originated in Ukraine... Not that it proves anything at all, but they'll pretend it will.
This is likely an effort to sway public opinion about Ukraine.
duiwksnsb@reddit
Cry me a river, Elon
Intellectual_Dodo_7@reddit
10 bucks itās the recently laid off federal employees seeking revenge against Elon.
Popular-Abroad-226@reddit
Or maybe don't lay off all your employees that ran the site... Should of had a V8 Elon
DetroitsGoingToWin@reddit
This ya boy?
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/02/politics/us-cyber-operations-russia-suspend
MacRockwell@reddit
Boo hoo, anyway.
Back to watching Braveheart. Then maybe the original Red Dawn.
Hailsabrina@reddit
Maybe it's grimes fcking with him bahahaĀ
JohnBrownEnthusiast@reddit
Who will the USA invade in response? Canada or Mexico?
Why not both?
Johann_Burger@reddit
Honestly its just probably some dude named stinky butthole like good old big balls...this fucking clown.
ButtonOwn4461@reddit
It was them Jews with their space lasers.
boltbrain@reddit
Elon's energy is the problem.
iridescent-shimmer@reddit
Oh no! Anyway š„±
Electronic-End-8624@reddit
Good for whoever did this. Down with Elon, Down with Tesla, Down with Space X and Down with DOGE. They are pillaging our government. We the people, for the people, by the people. Elon, Trump and the rest do not understand the concept of civil service. They are trying to complete the transition to full on Kleptocracy.
allisclaw@reddit
C64128@reddit
Elon's ego won't let him believe that a person or a couple persons could bring down his website.
Own_Plane_9370@reddit
Oh no. Say it isn't so.
awesumpawesum@reddit
wut the doge is gowin awn heyuh
IISorrowII@reddit
Dark storm sounds like something he would come up with
Sarahclaire54@reddit
Well played.
Man_Missing_Over@reddit
āTracingāā¦ā¦.Mr. The Plague over here.
yearning-for-sleep@reddit
I hope it was Canada, Mexico, or Greenland.
IMissRollerHockey@reddit
boo hoo
McsDriven@reddit
Ohh no whatever will I do without the twitter I don't use
TheLordOfTheTism@reddit
Deserved. Twitter (not calling it the other name) has always been a cesspit, now its just gone from being far left drivel to far right drivel. Besides that the actions of musk and trump mean i have zero sympathy for his little website going down, or whats happening to his stupid cars. Stop being a walking pos Elon and maybe people will respect you.
hellolovely1@reddit
Good, because now Elon is trying to say Ukraine hacked Twitter. *eye roll*
QuixoticBard@reddit
he's claiming Ukraine, when the attack was already claimed by another group.
Ddyfr@reddit
Awwww,,, cry me a river! ššš
panicstatebean@reddit
I hope CISA and the other alphabet agencies do to him what they do to usā¦.thoughts and prayers.
Anywayā¦Howās everyone doing today? I ran out of fucks to give
bigfatlogger@reddit
Benefits of being an elected official I guess.
Classic_Art_4275@reddit
LMAOā¦what do you think happens when you go around pissing off a bunch of countries. šš¤£š¤£š¤£
Magnison@reddit
Anonymous?
Boaty_McBoatface__@reddit
I am not surprised if this turns out to be done by the Ukraine. Then Elmo and his dementia sidekick withdraw all support from them and let russia take over the country. Then, 10 years later Elmo will admit that the attack on X was all along a false flag operation, initiated by himself. But what can you do then, since the new soviet union will already have all kinds of contracts with europa and the US and nobody wants to stir up shit over things that happened sooo long ago?
Illustrious-Kale-469@reddit
It's surely one of these : Vatican, Luxembourg, American citizens.
mrchuckles5@reddit
False flag. Musk trying to manufacture sympathy and cast suspicion on anti Tesla/X voices. Fucking clown.
RF-blamo@reddit
Elon is the most whiny bond villain, ever.
Blofeld would never have bitched as much as this fool.
Dex_Maddock@reddit
Well 007 would have fucked Elons wife and bitch slapped him on national TV by now...so, yeah.
HugeHungryHippo@reddit
Didnāt the people who did it already announce it was them? Doesnāt take a genius to trace that
IluvPusi-363@reddit
OĤ WELL,
FAFO
ConsistentSteak4915@reddit
It appears Elon is bad for business
Ok-Peach-2200@reddit
His suggestion that it might be a country makes me fear heās going to blame it on Ukraine to justify cutting off starlink. Not that he really needs an excuse; the writingās on the wall. But itās always nice to have an excuse too.
Ok-Peach-2200@reddit
Literally minutes later I see this.
Traditional_Ad_6801@reddit
Hackers also revealed that X's servers are located in Russia.
EstablishmentThen695@reddit
Can we even confirm that he's telling the truth? I don't trust a single word from this "administration".
TheCouple77@reddit
Awww.
jumper55@reddit
shocker it is China/Russia/North Korea!
MageAndWizard@reddit
PSA: Ensure your mutual funds and 401Ks do NOT include TSLA shares. If they do, you can try to find alternative investments. Share this info!
Aardvark2820@reddit
broadsidebytheship@reddit
How long till mods take down this post ?
BilllBroSwaggins@reddit
This sub is not news. Why do you people want this to be news?
BilllBroSwaggins@reddit
This sub is not r/news. Why do you people want this to be r/news?
fzr600vs1400@reddit
translation: he thought he'd declare war on Americans and they would fight back
FantasticMeat5813@reddit
Heās gonna claim itās Canada or Mexico and the. Stage an invasion
_TyrannosaurusSexy@reddit
kato1301@reddit
With all the spin these wankers are throwing - who knows if itās even trueā¦.
ApprehensiveCrow4910@reddit
Buckeyes20022014@reddit
Great news. Keep up the good work freedom fighters!
PoohRuled@reddit
Good job, whoever did it.
quackmagic87@reddit
Without going into too much detail but I wonder if this is related to the recent "hooligan challenge" that was released. If so, we'll probably see more in the following days.
JadedDevice4459@reddit
What is the āhooligan challengeā?
quackmagic87@reddit
It is an counter-summit protest by a group out of Texas. They laid out a challenge this week with different focuses. They really don't like Musk.
-GearZen-@reddit
I bet it's Robert Paulsen.
REuphrates@reddit
Lmfao "tracing..." like he's some kind of ominous cyborg, God he's such a twat
jessewest84@reddit
Well. He's got 400b. He can figure it out since he's smarty mc smart fart
vibeisinshambles@reddit
I mean, they shut down the cyber security team that was preventing Russia from hacking our entire country, so. If it is Russia, I'm rooting for them on this one sole thing.
KapiteinSchaambaard@reddit
Of course itās not Russia. Elon is a fucking godsend to Russia, why would they attack him?!
BigCryptographer2034@reddit
I thought it was āanonymousā
Educational-Method45@reddit
i could see them using this as a false flag event to kill internet on April 20, even if it turns out to be legit
2BearsHi55ing@reddit
Randysrodz@reddit
drangryrahvin@reddit
Itās almost like you are a hated person and many people and organisations consider you a risk to fucking humanity.
butter_lover@reddit
They are genuinely doing us a favor at this point shitting up all the chudbros who didnāt move to Bluesky or threads already
Goblin__Cock@reddit
Incomitatum@reddit
You gotta get a Trace-Busta-Busta-BUSTA!!!
Tight-Interaction621@reddit
shut his shit DOWN! the stocks or businesses he used as leverage to buy twitter, i hope they are rendered damn near worthless and he loses everything.
Danjohnson857@reddit
With the nice Saturn profile picture too. Worldās a stage and theyāre laying the groundwork for more covert tit for tat to lead to eventual overt physical warfare. Get ready folks
Balzmcgurkin@reddit
Thatās actually a black hole concept art. Not sure what heās trying to say with that.
Danjohnson857@reddit
Nah itās Saturn. These āpeopleā use it and other occulted imagery in all their shows movies designs etc literally everything. These faces you see on tv (politicians, actors, high priests etc) are not shot callers in any way and are merely puppets for their dark lord. The nazi thay founded nasa literally wrote a book decades ago talking about aliens on Mars and their leader was named the Elon. Not to mention the books from I believe 1896 talking about someone named ātrumpā as the last president. Things are about to get weird m8
According-Middle-846@reddit
Not just Trump, Barron Trump. Just a coincidence though. It's "The last President" by Ingersoll Lockwood for those curious. If anything the real kid was named after the book character.
Danjohnson857@reddit
āJust a coincidenceā absurd things like that happening once, twice, maybe 3 times could be coincidence. But reality is there are no coincidences in our world. Dark occultists have been puppetmastering things for thousands of years my friend. And they are nearing their endgame. All the best and prepare accordinglyĀ
Davethephotoguy@reddit
Oooh, oooh, do Truth Social next!
Separate_Today_8781@reddit
It's the fucking he gets for the fucking he gave
Fine_Sky1717@reddit
Hope it goes down and stays down
sammy_bananaz@reddit
They're going to blame Ukraine so they can sell allying with Russia to the masses aren't they
Corporate-Scum@reddit
FAFO
yaholdinhimdean0@reddit
Elon's nemesis is anonymous
factorycatbiscuit@reddit
Now do it every day for the foreseeable future pls.
scriptingends@reddit
Iām sure this type of problem will go away completely once the US moves over to Felonās crypto-based federal reserveā¦
LightBeerOnIce@reddit
Good.
whogivesafuck69x@reddit
You have to know something in order to drop a hint about it. He knows jack shit. He may as well have said ENHANCE.
utlayolisdi@reddit
Perhaps thereās already a resistance underground forming.
CEOfeast@reddit
I guess if youāre such a target, maybe you should just step aside, Melon Husk.
RealCinderMom@reddit
StopFkingWMe@reddit
I love that for him
middleagerioter@reddit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>deepintakeoflifesavingair<AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TRR462@reddit
Donāt forget to pause and breatheā¦ and Continue!
polocinkyketaminky@reddit
its Biden
dremolock@reddit
General-Income-7410@reddit
The anonymous polar bears!
Randy-Waterhouse@reddit
Anon delivers.
Fennorama@reddit
Biden's at the pc again!!
thechrizzo@reddit
Lol tracing :D I bet he finds his router in the trace and things he himself is the problem
TRR462@reddit
Anonymous is also claiming this attack, unless āDark Storm Teamā are part of Anonymous that would be 2 groups.
CardOk755@reddit
Actions have consequences...
crabigno@reddit
My Eutelsat shares multiplied by 6,7 in one week. I'm so glad I kept them. Starlink comes next.
Bassman602@reddit
This is what happens when you lay off employees
vander_blanc@reddit
lol - I wonder just how motivated any of his employees are to fix this?
urkulAa@reddit
That ket induced paranoia. š
Ell-O-Elling@reddit
Love to see it!
Mike_honchos_spread@reddit
Definitely a deep state/ George Soros/ anonymous team up.
mountaindoom@reddit
I assumed it was the gay furries
I-No-Red-Witch@reddit
Does he copy and paste that letter every time he mentions Twitter? If so, I have to imagine he keeps a word doc open all day so he can copy and paste it whenever he needs it, and that reminds me so much of Ted Mosby's cringey college radio broadcast in How I Met Your Mother.
Mcskrully@reddit
TrAcInG . . . Leon is larping and coping nonstop
s1gnalZer0@reddit
Probably Russia retaliating for vice president trump saying he would put sanctions on Russia
Or
North Korea feeling forgotten and looking for attention
loobricated@reddit
How long before he blames it on Ukraine?!
WeAllindigenous@reddit
He should have remained in the shadows like soros, and not put his credibility on the line like some brave guy
Endmedic@reddit
Maybe he should stop ruining the world and then people wonāt hate him so much.
Kooky_Alternative_76@reddit
Better not blame it on Canada!šØš¦
Background-Test-1246@reddit
Could it be Elon himself?? For sympathy??
AliLeigh5@reddit
Yeah but the people who support him are incapable of sympathy so that wouldnāt work
ApprehensiveBoot3149@reddit
Maybe not sympathy, maybe so they can open a kenetic response against whoever they decide to blame
Short_Taste6476@reddit
More like shit servers because he fired a bunch of people that were supposed to keep it running smother
Basset_found@reddit
Where's BigBalls when you need him?!
dustycanuck@reddit
How did they get past X's vaunted security? Oh yeah, Elon fired all those guys.
ScopeyMcBangBang@reddit
To quote Jimmy Carr: Elon āhave you ever thought about being less of a c**t?ā
bruhaha88@reddit
My toddler was playing with my phone, my bad
Spirited-Trip7606@reddit
He's going to blame Canada, the EU, or Ukraine.
ValisharVonDread@reddit
Sure hope more security is going into whatever in the hell his teams are doito federal code bases/services.
Free-FallinSpirit@reddit
I do not understand WHY anyone believes anything that this douche, or the orange waste, spew out. Everything that these two word vomit out are lies targeting mass manipulation.
Not-ur-Infosec-guy@reddit
Elon doesnāt believe there is value to having an in-house SOC. Heās in the find out stage of fuck around and find out.
Independent-Pay-1172@reddit
Guess we all have to use Truth Social now
Logic411@reddit
Wow, really? Hey, did everyone remember to set their clocks back Sunday?
DirectCollection3003@reddit
Finally, some news I can smile about
WickedWishes420@reddit
Sure Elon. I got some ocean front property to sell you too. Trying to create a narrative for martial law.
cuernosasian@reddit
f-elon should ride his cyberjunk into battle.
squatmama69@reddit
Itās almost as if people donāt like you. š¤
daschicken@reddit
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Clearly /s
RL_Fl0p@reddit
Tracing - by $8.00/hr immigrants who have to kiss his ass to stay in the US
Basileus2@reddit
Ah, Elonās Reichstag fire before he cuts off Starlink support to Ukraine
JaJ_Judy@reddit
Theyāll find a way to implicate Mexico Greenland or Canada and use it as pretext to invade :)
Foshizal147@reddit
I love watching bad things happen this clown
horsedrawnhearse@reddit
Twacing.... brr...zzzt...
anrwlias@reddit
Someone tell him that the signal is coming in through the RSS feed.
Richman83@reddit
Maybe it was Russia....
criticalmassdriver@reddit
Oh well very sad, anyway.
MichianaMan@reddit
Theyāll blame the ANTIFA boogeyman as a false flag excuse.
SnooCrickets2961@reddit
Fucker, we just donāt like you.
Busy-Lettuce-4667@reddit
vladitocomplaino@reddit
Lame techno Reichstag fire
Cottager_Northeast@reddit
Where do I send flowers and chocolates?
YungJod@reddit
Elon musk the type of dude to say enhance unironically
chaosrabbit@reddit
Hey Elon, cry more N00b. Maybe don't cheat at video games and then lie about it.
dewdropcat@reddit
Hacktivisism at its finest!
Competitive-Sand4470@reddit
Sounds like the world became a better place for a while
CryptoStonerGod@reddit
Hahahaha pwned
TrumpDidNoDrugs@reddit
A country is involved? Oooh how spooky. Anyone taking bets that he claims this country is the Ukraine?
TheStpdd@reddit
I hope he's having fun at the Whitehouse, because it seems like Felonia's businesses are sinking faster than a lead ball in water. I feel bad for everyone else involved, but I love that this is happening to him.
Andr1yTheOne@reddit
He's going to blame it on Ukraine...
ConversationPale8665@reddit
Tesla is in the shitter and X is getting hacked.
Sounds like someone needs to go into the office and earn his massive salaries...
ManicPixiePlatypus@reddit
Lolz
Both_Ad_288@reddit
Concepts of thoughts and prayersā¦..I could care less if twitter survives.
ArtCapture@reddit
Good. I love this for him.
milesanselmo@reddit
Damn I wish I could help anonymous
Osirus1156@reddit
Lmfao I love that he says "tracing..." like he is a 10 year old who just got schooled in Halo 2 and is trying to tell the people that beat him his uncle works at Microsoft and is gonna ban them.
One-Earth9294@reddit
Fucken darn.
JerkedTurkey@reddit
https://youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xMĀ I always wondered what happened to next gen hacker kid. Who knew he grew up to become a billionaire tosser.Ā
rora6@reddit
Oh no how terrible
Upstairs_Internal295@reddit
So sad too bad
g0thgrandma@reddit
āFirst, DOGE protests. Then, Tesla protests. Then, X interference..ā huh, itās almost as if people are upset with a certain unelected bureaucrat literally destroying critical services that benefit the general American populace
SkoomaSteve1820@reddit
Playstation network was shut down by a DDoS attack. Didn't take any countries to do it. Just a large enough network of surly hackers is all you'd need. And Elon is arguably the most hated man on Earth.
Frandapie@reddit
Elon gonna do a hekin big hack *
Fuckmobile42@reddit
Oh no!
So, anyway...
Efficient_Weather_13@reddit
Such a liar and a loser
nelrob01@reddit
The country involvedā¦.Canada!! Fuck you eLon
Playful_Two_7596@reddit
Not russia, for sure. We all know who X is working for...
user1987364859@reddit
Sucks to suck
Normal_Ad_2337@reddit
Millions won't know Seattle signed Darnold.
How will the world adjust?
sentrygentry@reddit
THIS IS HUGE: RED ALERT. A WEBSITE HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS.
Sudden-Ad-1217@reddit
It's a Firesale that's for sure!
edgefull@reddit
so happy š
nepapeepee@reddit
The traffic is from Russia and he refuses to block it.
miklayn@reddit
Fuck Elon Musk.
ironimity@reddit
āItās a cyberattack and definitely not that latest release we put into production late Sunday eveningā š
Traditional_Art_7304@reddit
Thoughts & prayers. Lol.
Feeling-Creme-8866@reddit
umpalumpaland
Hungry-Selection5849@reddit
Good
TheSpatulaOfLove@reddit
āI back traced it!ā
ALEXC_23@reddit
Itās the K talking again.
MohaveZoner@reddit
Finally, some good news about Leon Skum. I can have a nice day now.
El_Chingon214@reddit
Sucks to suck.
Goodgoditsgrowing@reddit
If it IS another country maybe look at which countries we suddenly stopped going after over cyber crime - Russia. The only thing making me doubt that is musk is currently doing Putinās bidding
What_do_now_24@reddit
My money is on something something WOKE activists, Ukraine, one of the countries the on again off again tariffs are at war with.
For clarity, this is what I think he'll BLAME.
Personally I think X was never actually attacked.
Less-Dragonfruit-294@reddit
Oh wow. Now where can terrible people sling their fecal matter in the meantime?
bubbabubba3@reddit
r/conservative
UnderstandingWeird88@reddit
Fuck yes! Kick rocks Elon!
FidelCastroll@reddit
saundra79h@reddit
I donāt like the sound of this !!! š§
Fungi518@reddit
Because the Powers that be don't like people sharing honest opinions. Wonder why Reddit is immune from these attacks? LOL Cuz Reddit throttles FREE SPEECH! China Communists
MattTheSmithers@reddit
BigMoneyBrad007@reddit
lazarus group lol
Ok-Passage-300@reddit
Isn't one of his DOGE 'kids' a hacker?
Character_Put_7846@reddit
The roof is on fire! We donāt need no water let the motherfucker burn!
Pea-and-Pen@reddit
Burn motherfucker, burn.
Now this will be in my head the rest of the day.
CaramelClean3833@reddit
"Tracing" as in- now I can name any group/country/advisory I want and stick public perception/the USA machine on them?
Look alive people. Elon is Evil-ing.
Stabby_Tabby2020@reddit
What exactly does this have to do with prepping?
macman07@reddit
I hope they never find this guy or group because Trump and his cronies are going to put this man into an electric chair.
catcurt59@reddit
Get a clue. Americans hate you and how you are taking a chainsaw to our democracy. Keep your greedy hands off medical, medicare, social security and our national parks or who knows what could happen. Perception is everything and right now Americans perceive you to be our enemy.
Zen_Hammer@reddit
I don't think Elon Musk realizes the personal jeopardy he faces for dismantling Social Security or the VA, and the resulting deaths and misery inflicted on American Families.
Those kinds of crimes against the vulnerable won't escape justice, either in a court or otherwise.
BlockNumerous7635@reddit
Bro canāt read the social security code, dodge.gov got easily hacked and now wants us to believe the it requires a country to take down Twitter. Lmao
BarbecueChickenBBQ@reddit
IfIkenduSoCanU@reddit
Anonymous
Paste_Eating_Helmet@reddit
Lol@ "tracing." Like he doesn't know it's coming from a million computer hosts in a bot army.
Smugallo@reddit
He'll blame Europe
No_Reaction233@reddit
Keep it up, fellas. All those shiny toys and means of lying need to be taken out of the equation.
Existing_Mulberry_16@reddit
Haha. We need more of this.
Feeling-Confusion-34@reddit
Starlink is next.
Unlikely-Sleep-9352@reddit
I thought Twitter had a security team... and the US gov had a cyber defense team. Oh wait, the Muskavite fired them both, thinking the only hackers were his comrades. Well I guess this is called find out...
Pribblization@reddit
Oh no. Maybe you better alert someone who cares? Or call the whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance?
KonradZsou@reddit
Good luck tracing through TOR. LoL
watadoo@reddit
Excellent. Wormtongue Should have thought twice about firing all those security engineers. Iām starting to think heās not very smart.
mountainsound89@reddit
Dark Storm Team appears to be a Yemeni group that supports Palestine. I would not be surprised if this attack is in response to ICE disappearing that Palestinian Columbia student with a green card, though Elon is also a particularly vulnerable target for actions like this right now, given how Tesla stocks are doing.Ā
SeaSuspicious9807@reddit
God I hope itās Canada
Zealousideal-Pay4248@reddit
Keep it going!! Whoever it is, I owe you a beer.
scenr0@reddit
Lmfao how much you wanna bet he's getting screwed by the same government he manipulated; whether a foreign entity ordered by them or themselves.
whoibehmmm@reddit
Malnar_1031@reddit
He can't even trace a coloring book page with transparent paper. Fucking numbskull
Classic_Cream_4792@reddit
Umā¦ why outside the US musk?
Vysce@reddit
Quick Elon, use *69 !
jimigo@reddit
We'll, we stopped anti Russian cyber security. I hope they are nailing him
OgApe23@reddit
Time to get out of Doge
Chico-Spomoni@reddit
Elon you forgot to say Thank you
According-Middle-846@reddit
I know nothing about this group btw, but it sounds like a group Elon would be the leader of lol.
Western-Main4578@reddit
Whoever the hackers are they picked a prime target; elon is too dumb to fix it and too egotistical to admit he's not a programmer.
WebguyCanada@reddit
When you are now part of an administration that cries wolf every 15 minutes, can we take anything he says at face value?
Revolutionary-Swan77@reddit
Or Elon keeps tripping over the cord in a Ketamine clouded haze
No_Good_8561@reddit
drecien@reddit
Omg mike Myers does such a good impression of him on snl. This shit is so cringe. š„
twoiseight@reddit
To those in this thread pontificating on who did this, the organization claiming responsibility is literally named in the title of the original post.
U-96@reddit
Is this Zero Day?
UnevenHeathen@reddit
oh no! Now we can't bitch and moan about crappy food truck service and comment on the weather! this is worse than 911!
throwawayforeverx2@reddit
Can they go after PayPal next. Thatās Peter Theils company
PrarieDogma@reddit
SeptaBitchface@reddit
Very cool
Old_Management_1997@reddit
MrEoss@reddit
Which country is going get blamed I wonder?
ParfaitDeli@reddit
tracing š¤¦āāļø - it's equivalent to the 90s movie trope: "Computer... Enhance!"
Sarinnana@reddit
Is the country shitty programming by Americans?
TR_abc_246@reddit
It's said that they are a pro-Palestinian group.
No-Entertainment7299@reddit
I put blame on sleepy joe
The_Monsta_Wansta@reddit
Good. Curse the air that man breathes. Fuck Elon musk
sleepiestOracle@reddit
Oh noooo those bot farms in india will suffer!
Jumpy_Exercise2722@reddit
Martial law incoming! No more internet!
Venfolnir@reddit
Puzzleheaded-Rub-396@reddit
I find that today is a day of tranquility. Not much going on. Some suits are running around with fire in their hair (but not unusual cause it's Monday) and my Twitter feed seems to have paused. I think today is a very dull day. Tomorrow I hope for some action on the markets for at least some volatility and maybe a bit of new initiatives from the US administration because they've been very quiet lately.
All in all I am bored but I am blessed, because I have found an old cauliflower recipe that I thought I had lost. That will guarantee some action later on. What about everyone else, just as bored?
NotGoing2EndWell@reddit
Fucking Fantastic - Happy Monday, Everyone!
xTex1E37x@reddit
Enough people are still using that for it to really matter? Seriously asking
ManOrReddit-man@reddit
Deja vu! https://youtu.be/scyGo7tkC4I?si=etXRuDtFsqyp6-qQ&t=8
ChodeCookies@reddit
Just hire some AI broā¦
Otherwise_Tennis8446@reddit
Take all of his tentacles off
Techn028@reddit
Oh no the cyberattack came from every liberal member of congress, removing them immediately
IdioticPrototype@reddit
MEBA = Make Elon Broke Again.Ā
Delete your account. Flush the Xitter.Ā
false79@reddit
The call is coming from inside the house
Signal_Run_68@reddit
E lon where's your tech support? Guess you fire them huh?
Drawing_Tall_Figures@reddit
Cool!!!
DeadassGrateful@reddit
Awwwww such a shame! He canāt stop winning!!!
tayawayinklets@reddit
Is he trying to pull a false flag? Who's behind it? Canada? Greenland? Panama? Maybe all 3 together! Whatever. Why are we letting this unelected Duggar Daddy Wannabe push us around?
BehindTheRedCurtain@reddit
$1k bucks says he blames it on Ukraine. lol
GatorOnTheLawn@reddit
Awww!
DEEP_SEA_MAX@reddit
FAFO
miscwit72@reddit
Fucking FABULOUS. Keep up the good work!
EnvironmentalCod6255@reddit
Iām pretty sure the infrastructure of the site has been so thoroughly dismantled that an ordinary group of hackers could pull it off
IllBeSuspended@reddit
He's going to pretend it's Canada because he's a piece of shitĀ
agent_mick@reddit
Heard a rumor they're bringing back Anonymous
ThunderousZen500@reddit
It's funny, Anonymous is also claiming responsibility
Hessleyrey@reddit
Where can I donate?
Phixionion@reddit
False Flag no doubt. They probably have enough blocks out of the way to start hyping their rhetoric.
Anyawnomous@reddit
Its almost like someone doesnāt like him?
scott_peregrin@reddit
Burn it to the fucking ground.
blueteamk087@reddit
It was probably anonymous, but heās saying āa country is involvedā as a cover for his website being shit.
MrSpotgold@reddit
Oh dear. What will his mother say about her little genius...
MikeyTrademark@reddit
Watch him try and blame Canada for this shit
theclockwindsdown@reddit
Itās almost thereās one common denominator hereā¦I just canāt put my finger on it.