Anon gets nice digits on /pol/. Atheists seething, malding and coping.
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Posted by Democracy2004@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 170 comments
Rekt0Rama@reddit
Based and God-pilled
BakedOnePot@reddit
When did Christ tell Americucks to cut off their foreskin?
Dingus1536@reddit
Ahh yes the unwashed Euro masses have arrived with their infected foreskins.
Alkiaris@reddit
Strange how it's only American men who think there's something wrong with foreskins, never hear Euro women or gays say anything
Dingus1536@reddit
Implying I’m American. Typical unwashed European. Only positive thing about trump is his regardation might just let the Slavs throw Europe into chaos. Cmon baby lets have a Franco-German schism next.
Alkiaris@reddit
I'm American. Got knifed and fixed my foreskin despite that. Enjoy never knowing what pleasure is supposed to feel like.
McRaymar@reddit
Got a story of "how"? Usually this fucking sucks when no one asked you if you want to keep your meat, but it's all interesting that there's still someone who can sew/grow it back.
Alkiaris@reddit
I mostly used a device called the DTR made by a guy named Chuck, and a decent amount of what we call "manual methods". You can check the foreskin_restoration subreddit for that. I'm not shilling the device, I used that more than the manual methods due to me being left with an above average amount of foreskin to start with, so I didn't ever NEED manual stretches/T-tape like someone cut much tighter would.
Dingus1536@reddit
My man fell for the foreskin meme so bad he actually put meat on his dick. Peak gay.
Alkiaris@reddit
I don't know what you're phrasing it like this for, but sure. I can rest easy knowing restoring my foreskin was the right choice for me. Very gay when I enjoy the touch of a woman more than you can ever imagine.
Dingus1536@reddit
Sure its the phrasing
justhereforthememe69@reddit
post nose
Dingus1536@reddit
Probably smaller than yours. You’re probably a slav.
Tommysrx@reddit
WrennAndEight@reddit
dude, just admit that you got mutilated as a kid from a jewish ritual. nothing shameful about it, you had no choice. trying to act like it was actually a good thing is just sad. accept what happened to you and move on with your life
BakedOnePot@reddit
I just roll mine back in the shower. Saves far more time than awaiting an appointment with a local rabbi to suck it.
Dingus1536@reddit
Ah yes because it has to be done by a rabbi. Euros showing their lack of understanding anything beyond their cucked borders.
BakedOnePot@reddit
Whereas Americans are globally renowned for their self awareness.
Dingus1536@reddit
Enjoy selling your lands to arabs and slavs
BakedOnePot@reddit
56% of me is certain that will never happen.
ReallyTeddyRoosevelt@reddit
Sir, your "penis" has pussy lips hanging off the end of it.
BakedOnePot@reddit
This is your brain on "Judeo-Christianity".
SabreToothSandHopper@reddit
Soap and ceethe
JackC747@reddit
I’d rather it be infected from dick cheese than from herpes from the Rabbi’s mouth
r9kTony@reddit
Eurofag immediately talks about male genitalia. Many such cases
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
It's the only few things we can actually make fun of America for without sounding like a pretentious pseudo intellectual urbanshite because they almost always agree with us.
Believe me, I've seen the threads. Cant "europoor" your way out of this.
TheIronGnat@reddit
With all the Muslims you guys have imported, circumcision will soon be more common in Europe than America.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Yeah, except for the fact that white christians won't also do it, lol.
TheIronGnat@reddit
Don't be so sure. Europeans are first and foremost conformists. All the individualists moved to America centuries ago.
Adress_Unknown_1999@reddit
All nobles in europe are powerless larpers.
Only the brits kneel to their nobles.
ZenPyx@reddit
france alone has had 3 times as many revolutions as the states...
TheIronGnat@reddit
Yeah, because they kept putting kings back in charge. Funny how America never did.
ZenPyx@reddit
Royal families are a tourist trap and diplomatic tool. None have had any substantial political power in over a hundred years. You literally elect a king every four years that seems to have unlimited power, and fought a war because half the country refused to stop having slaves when the rest of the world had realised how barbaric that practice was
AnotherScoutTrooper@reddit
Imagine being so retarded that you say these 8 words, in sequence, and don’t immediately delete them because they all contradict each other
Such is the life of a European
MetaCommando@reddit
You took millenia longer to realize that slavery was bad, we had a slave-based economy and lost half a million patriots to end it in 80
TheIronGnat@reddit
"No, no, see, kings are GOOD!"
ZenPyx@reddit
You literally have no reading comprehension skills at all, which is not overly surprising for a yank. Have a think about why tourist revenue might be a good thing for a country.
TheIronGnat@reddit
"The only way to generate tourist revenue is to have Kings. It's science."
Ch0p1n117@reddit
france hasn't had kings for hundreds of years and is also literally the reason the US exists at all. And Paris also still generates the most revenue in tourism for any city. So France wins regardless.
xnerd@reddit
Are you sure about that?
Long live the king
EtteRavan@reddit
Hey, you forgot that two times we had an Emperor instead
Timpstar@reddit
Topped off his grey brain matter along with his foreskin
BakedOnePot@reddit
Said the country and generation that contributed fucking tide pods to the culinary arts.
TheIronGnat@reddit
Here's a funny thing, dude, I don't actually represent the position or opinion of every single American. I can see how you, as a non-American, might think that everyone in every country thinks and does exactly the same thing, as that's your culture, but here it's different.
I was trying to think of a snarky rejoinder, but I literally cannot think of a single trend or meme that was instantiated by Europeans at all...
BakedOnePot@reddit
Here's something funnier, dude. Not reading that kek
TheIronGnat@reddit
"I know how I'll get this guy! I'll use some American memes and slang to show him how independent and creative we Europeans are!"
BakedOnePot@reddit
Huh I don't underst...Just kidding, also didn't read. Cope and seethe, phantom foreskin painsbro.
TheIronGnat@reddit
"Cope and seethe... yeah, that's the one! I'll also show him how smart I am by saying I didn't read his comment again!"
BakedOnePot@reddit
This started as a funny jibe and you've turned it into a therapy session. Hence the dismissive tone. Seek medication. You probably already know a certain kind of doctor.
TheIronGnat@reddit
I thought you weren't reading it.
BakedOnePot@reddit
I can just tell from the length you have sand in your pussy. No one goes full leftist meme when they're simply going along with the joke.
TheIronGnat@reddit
"I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few comments in my time."
BakedOnePot@reddit
Lil bro still arguing with himself, quoting no one.
Meds, now.
TheIronGnat@reddit
How do you know whom I'm quoting if you're not reading my comments?
BakedOnePot@reddit
Now lil bro is just seeking attention when he should be seeking revenge for his missing foreskin.
TheIronGnat@reddit
"I come to Reddit for attention, so I assume everyone else does, too. But I'm totally non-conformist."
BakedOnePot@reddit
This is getting pretty sad, lil bro.
TheIronGnat@reddit
"I'll just keep saying lil bro until the bad man goes away."
BakedOnePot@reddit
Lil bro is still yapping.
TheIronGnat@reddit
Hey man, I'm getting paid to do this. The more comments the better.
BakedOnePot@reddit
I'm assuming your financial motivation accompanied your circumcision.
TheIronGnat@reddit
I don't know what that is supposed to mean, but keep it going!
BakedOnePot@reddit
A jew with a humiliation kink? I thought you saved that for the subservient golem.
Lil bro.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
You call Euros confirmist over circumcision, even though americans already confirmed to it?
Granted, it's happening less and less now in the US but still.
HelpRespawnedAsDee@reddit
isn't there uh, quite a big historical precedent out there lmao
Please_Dial8@reddit
Fascinating how you can always tell
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
I am the redditest.
BakedOnePot@reddit
Ok, bro 👍 At least you get high quality kosher skin cream out of it. Every cloud has a silver lining. And you can't clip clouds.
BakedOnePot@reddit
Shalom.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
It wasn't Christ who told them that.
MetaCommando@reddit
r\atheism told me Jesus wrote every line in the Bible though. Also that the Catholic church hated heliocentrism.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Why would you hate helium?
I like baloons.
nikoll-toma@reddit
based baloon-enjoyer
WrennAndEight@reddit
>a ritual that only has one religion on earth that mentions it and its the religion that specifically calls christ an evil sinner who deserved to die
what?
fourthwallcrisis@reddit
He got you there.
nebraskatractor@reddit
>Jesus loves you
prove it
HelpRespawnedAsDee@reddit
I'm happy and you are seething. That's good enough for me :D
Joshua911@reddit
How very Christian of you to delight in the sorrow of others. 🙄
HelpRespawnedAsDee@reddit
lmao, not Christian, I just find reddit tier atheists infinitely more annoying
throwaway3point4@reddit
He gave you free will.
lifesnotperfect@reddit
I use my free will to give free willy
MasterAssFace@reddit
👂👈
Fickle_Reference_198@reddit
>Literally boiling in in a pile of poop in hell
"He gave you free will goys !1!!1"
DeLuman@reddit
There are things that cannot be proven that we all know exist.
I cannot prove to you that I love my children, anything you wish to construe about my relationship with them could be counterbalanced saying I wished to deceive them to make them think me a loving and good father. The same could be said for my wife. I know that I love, but I cannot prove this.
I cannot prove the voice in my head, my internal monologue, my inner voice. I can tell you I speak with it, I council thoughts. I move forward with it towards a common purpose, I don't know if it is me, or if it is a part of me but I do know that it exists. I cannot prove this to anyone though.
I cannot prove to you that I see color, I cannot describe a color in such a way that there is proof that my red is the same as your red, it is impossible.
I cannot prove that God loves you. I cannot prove that I love my children. I cannot prove to you that my mind has inner workings. I cannot prove to you that red is red. But I know these things to be true and I invite you to know them as Christ seeks to know you as well.
Chellex@reddit
You cannot prove something so therefore it is true? Explains a lot about the religious mindset.
ptjp27@reddit
The digits were the proof
Fearless_Highway3733@reddit
The unironically funny thing is that proof is absolutely positively not required. it's on you to accept it or not. I love you too in exactly the same way.
Silkyjoker85@reddit
Whenever I get down I remember at least I am not as miserable as you people.
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
Go to Church.
nebraskatractor@reddit
That comes after the proof. You're asking me to eat an invisible sandwich but not telling me where it is.
MetaCommando@reddit
No it's getting a link to the source but refusing to click it
shaun_of_the_south@reddit
He just told you it was at church.
bouncyprojector@reddit
I feel bad for those mentally stuck in religion. Try to push through that fear and consider that life might not be so bad without an irrational worry of hell hanging over your head all the time.
bnipples@reddit
I feel bad for those mentally stuck in secularism. Try to push through that fear and consider that life might not be so bad without an irrational worry of death hanging over your head all the time.
bouncyprojector@reddit
I've come to terms with death, but I guess you haven't if you're holding on to the idea that your soul will never really die.
bnipples@reddit
I was an atheist most of my life and was never really bothered by my mortality, I just started reading about Christianity for the lore and realized it was true. But let's assume for a second you're right. When we die it just goes black and we lose perception. You go through life thinking you suffering is meaningless and that you will die. I go through my life with an unshakable delusion that anything that goes wrong for me is in fact no big deal and a test of my faith, and that I will not die. Even if you are correct and it just goes black after death and my faith is just a delusion, I won't notice until after I'm dead and get to live in an appreciably better perceived reality.
Obviously that won't convince you of anything unto itself its really just to say cope x seethe and invite you to consider whether inner peace and cosmic truth may have something to offer you that being le superrational atheist on Reddit does not.
bouncyprojector@reddit
Glad it makes you happy. I was in a high demand Christian religion most of my life and it brought some very high highs and low lows. Church fed me a lot of powerful ideas, but I ended up leaving because religious promises always failed and my beliefs were in constant contradiction with reality, which sucked. After reading Xenocide by Card I realized I'd rather face an unpleasant truth than hold onto comforting beliefs.
Leaving was hard because of family and friends, but it opened up a new world where life weirdly made more sense. Yeah, lots of suffering happens, but there's good, too, and the purpose is what you decide to make it. I still view leaving as one of the best decisions of my life.
bnipples@reddit
Yeah if you are vibing keep vibing, its a shame you were put off by a certain version of our teachings, there are lots of interpretations and yeah some of them are guilt and fear driven but that's missing the point imo. I don't believe in hell so if you don't believe and are fine with how you perceive reality then its a shame but you do you.
Liking Xenocide is such a midwit take tho I can't even
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
"I feel bad for those mentally stuck in religion. Try to push through that fear and consider that life might not be so bad without an irrational worry of hell hanging over your head all the time. "
Abstractionsss@reddit
You depicted him as the crying wojak, epic win!!!!! #owned
Zer0_SUM0@reddit
unironically.
Hobbes427@reddit
Cumsocktornado@reddit
There's gotta be a word for the odd kind of evangelizing that goes on in social media comment sections like reddit, facebook, ()chan, etc.
Also,
>dat get
CremousDelight@reddit
E-preaching?
UltraTiberious@reddit
Aren't those people just Evangelicals? Unless you prefer calling them Christian extremists/fundamentalists
Cumsocktornado@reddit
They’re probably just evangelical in general, (as the adjective, not necessarily the denomination,) but I’m more just remarking the odd place/context it’s happening in Like something about a comment section on a days old Reddit post in the 4chan sub was enough to have Christians come out of the woodwork I think it’s neat
UltraTiberious@reddit
It was always a treat to see the occasional "You need God" or some left-field quote from the Bible on 4chan but this shit is too much icing on the cake.
your_kipper@reddit
Godly digits
Adress_Unknown_1999@reddit
God wills it!
Ausfall@reddit
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
r atheism is down the hall to the left.
Vampyr_Luver@reddit
Literally. Protestantism was born out of sola scriptura - by scripture alone. You can absolutely still worship and serve God without a priest if you do choose by following the scriptures
StonerGuy19@reddit
Matthew 18:20 speaks directly about this.
"For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.”
MerryZap@reddit
Slop souls predates religions
genokrad360@reddit
So Catholics are the only Christians that exist?
arbiter12@reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_panic_cases
visitfriend@reddit
Shalom, rabbi
Please_Dial8@reddit
Fascinating how you can always tell
GimpboyAlmighty@reddit
Those digits converted me
HelpRespawnedAsDee@reddit
GimpboyAlmighty@reddit
Of course it sucks for anything not a niche hobby. Enjoy it for what it is and don't take the rest seriously.
Cumsocktornado@reddit
I was kneeling before because, you know, Ados Domini, but even more now, holy moley
CHECK. EM.
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
Based.
green_beret85@reddit
EPICGET
futainflation@reddit
post number fifty billion? Insane
ptjp27@reddit
Looks like 500 million to me.
futainflation@reddit
do numbers even go that high?
ptjp27@reddit
Through God all things are possible so jot that down
lifesnotperfect@reddit
Get rekt atheists
Praise Jesus, amen.
Bakisyeetaddiction@reddit
True and Straight
xToxoTiC@reddit
Amen
NandoGando@reddit
Come on, my brother. Don’t get up in arms … It’s only natural for Christians to have faith in the holy scriptures, since, from their infancy, they’ve heard so much of them. Still, it is nothing if not reasonable for those born without such prejudice, such as the Wendats, to examine matters more closely. However, having thought long and hard over the course of a decade about what the Jesuits have told us of the life and death of the son of the Great Spirit, any Wendat could give you twenty reasons against the notion. For myself, I’ve always held that, if it were possible that God had lowered his standards sufficiently to come down to earth, he would have done it in full view of everyone, descending in triumph, with pomp and majesty, and most publicly … He would have gone from nation to nation performing mighty miracles, thus giving everyone the same laws. Then we would all have had exactly the same religion, uniformly spread and equally known throughout the four corners of the world, proving to our descendants, from then till ten thousand years into the future, the truth of this religion. Instead, there are five or six hundred religions, each distinct from the other, of which according to you, the religion of the French, alone, is any good, sainted, or true.
Nedpublican@reddit
Nah. Jesus won't stop me from hating subhumans
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
Repent.
Zozo117@reddit
you are probably brown
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
No, Poles are BLACK.
Objective-Low9905@reddit
Christ is King! If you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and you believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved!
NeedDunmerGF@reddit
If god supposedly exists, then why would people in white countries say things like "free palestine"?
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
"Free Palestine"
NeedDunmerGF@reddit
"Mmm yes I am le gigachad because I support people that want me and all my compatriots dead."
You're just supporting the current thing without realizing how regarded you are.
WrennAndEight@reddit
free palestine because the other option is people who want me and all my compatriots dead WAAAAAAAY more than the palestinians do
ezpzlemonsqueezz@reddit
Show nose
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
Most Palestinians in Diaspora are Christian btw
visitfriend@reddit
Yeah because the ones in their homeland are Muslim terrorists who hate Christians
NeedDunmerGF@reddit
Doesn't matter. Islam is the main religion of palestine and they want all you christcucks dead.
Jumugen@reddit
If only people like you knew that most people in israel are arabs and russians
You know, the people you call terrorrists
Defective_Falafel@reddit
People in white countries have been saying that since 1099 Anno Domini.
Futureman999@reddit
windshield leaflet schizophrenia moment
Pannbenet@reddit
Divine Digits
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
Miracles that the Christian God has achieved since cameras were invented:
[ ] Raising the dead
[ ] Stopping the sun in the sky
[ ] Changing water into wine
[ ] Causing human beings to fly
[X] Nice digits. (Pretty sure you can also get these with a script.)
johnny_effing_utah@reddit
So. Much. Salt.
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
"Miracles that the Christian God has achieved since cameras were invented:
[ ] Raising the dead
[ ] Stopping the sun in the sky
[ ] Changing water into wine
[ ] Causing human beings to fly
[X] Nice digits. (Pretty sure you can also get these with a script.)"
ToxicJuggernaut@reddit
Belief implies doubt.
How can you have belief in something that is true?
How can you know something is true if you only believe it is real.
To have faith implies that you doubt what you believe.
To have a true connection, you must know, not believe.
nonliquid@reddit
"Anon". Yeah, right. It's a modget.
Sharky-Li@reddit
Those digits can only be divine intervention. Perhaps this is the new prophet we seek in these desperate times!
ReverseBee@reddit
Not reading all that
TheCynicalAutist@reddit
Ah yes, the vegan method of conversion.
duck_tales@reddit
Whoever has my commandments and keeps them, he it is who loves me. And he who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I will love him and manifest myself to him.
If anyone loves me, he will keep my word, and my Father will love him, and we will come to him and make our home with him.
For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart.
Heroic_Sheperd@reddit
Unbelievably based
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Snoo_58305@reddit
Schizzo Fuentesposting
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
Fuentes doesnt even believe in God.
Snoo_58305@reddit
I know he doesn’t but he claims to on his bullshit streams
thegame2386@reddit
Ad majorem Dei gloriam
ch1zzm0nster@reddit
Dei 🤮
Democracy2004@reddit (OP)
Si Deus nobiscum quis contra nos
magicpeanut@reddit
fck that
l3gion666@reddit
MTGBruhs@reddit
Ave Christo Rey