Hot dog and mayo sandwich, 2025.

The real trick though is that you have to toast the bread, build the two sides, then toast it again to melt the cheese or else the bread is a soggy mess.

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ReggaeForPresident@reddit (OP)

Update - I made this with the following gourmet ingredients: Dave’s killer bread white done right Chosen Foods avocado oil mayo Applegate Farms organic grass fed beef hot dogs

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JohnBrine@reddit

Did the Grim Reaper order that for you?

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My equivalent goto in the 90's was a sausage sandwich. My parents would by those huge kielbasa sausages; I would slice up some of it, heat it in a pan a bit, then use it as the filling inside two toasted+buttered slices of bread.

I haven't had one in decades, what with no longer being an immortal teenager and all, but I think I'll have to get around to making one for the nostalgia. I'll have to fire up some TNG or X-Files to go with it.

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Arottenripedud@reddit

Damn man…that’s an expensive sammich. Half a pack of dogs.

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Fabulous_Dog_6514@reddit

I fucking love me some heart attack.

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SipoteQuixote@reddit

I do that but with a slice of cheese and some ketchup.

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human_trainingwheels@reddit

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PotentialPlum4945@reddit

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Qui-gone_gin@reddit

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bluezurich@reddit

Needs a Level 1 trauma center

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Geechie-Don@reddit

Ranch bro

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iamdursty@reddit

Crazy part is it still cost 13.50 with no drink

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Shortbus_Playboy@reddit

Don’t forget the soggy fries served with ketchup in a chrome ramekin for only $7…

And while you’re here, please admire the rustic decor and industrial-chic exposed pipes and ductwork!

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jedigreg1984@reddit

Wtf is wrong with you people this look delicious

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4score-7@reddit

r/accidentalrenaissance

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Decabet@reddit

What are you, Slimer?

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Decabet@reddit

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Josh-Kibosh@reddit

I actually love hotdogs and mayo. It's been a while. Time to have some in the near future

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roadrunner00@reddit

Like the kids say now..... "this ain't it, chief".

Am I doing it right? Huh?

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FluffySpell@reddit

This isn't nostalgia this is an abomination.

I grew up in the Midwest and we have some garbage foods and abuse our privilege of mayo and ranch but I have never heard of this.

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Remarkable_Neat532@reddit

Tell me you toasted the bread

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Oldpuzzlehead@reddit

Went to a spring training game in Phx at the Mariners field a few years ago and had mayo on a hotdog for the first time along with the other topping for a Seattle Dog. It was surprising good, I was also really drunk but my memory of it was that it was good.

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FratboyZeida@reddit

You're better than this, reggaeforpresident1978

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Antique_Ad_1211@reddit

I'm calling the cops.

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ButForRealsTho@reddit

They’ll be mad he’s eating one of their own.

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LowPeak124@reddit

A wiener?

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Midnight_Marshmallo@reddit

A pork product of questionable origin.

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LowPeak124@reddit

got me lmao

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Soul_Champion@reddit

Suppressed childhood memory unlocked...

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klsi832@reddit

Looks like the kind of thing you’d start eating then notice your son tried to kill himself in the pool

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GroshfengSmash@reddit

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finchfinch2@reddit

What about the just mayo sandwich

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Ltimbo@reddit

Perfect pre-game snack for a party at the hospital.

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Ploosse@reddit

Right to jail.

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sgrams04@reddit

Right here, officer. This is the person you’re looking for.

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Neither-Principle139@reddit

So damn much mayo… half that and it’s still be too much…

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Asleep_Onion@reddit

That looks positively disgusting. I love it.

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Nearby-Border-5899@reddit

Looks good except mayo, maybe some spicy or sriracha mayo instead. I might be white but i need flavor lmao

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putitontheunderhills@reddit

My standard hot dog toppings are mayo and brown mustard and I don't care what anyone says. Also, I rocked one of these for myself not long ago when there weren't enough hot dog buns left for me after the kids devoured theirs. Respect.

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drofnature@reddit

My mom 100% fed us this plus ketchup and I had successfully blocked it from my memory until this moment.

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LowSecretary8151@reddit

Are you from the South? I think mayo on hot dogs may be a southern thing. I had it all the time in TN.

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drofnature@reddit

Western Canada 🤷‍♀️

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LowSecretary8151@reddit

My theory is shot. We must just be weirdos.

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jza_1@reddit

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RiottEarp@reddit

Needs ketchup.

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analogthought@reddit

This and fried bologna sandwiches are why I’ve been a vegetarian since 1998 I suspect.

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Borracho_Bandit@reddit

You’re about to get some hate from this. And that’s ok. But I’ll tell you this, brother…. You do you. This is amazing and you deserve it, my dude.

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New_Amomongo@reddit

Make it Kewpie mayo and I'm in...

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Sufficient-Record695@reddit

No hate here. I've eaten this dozens of times. Maybe just a tad less mayo, and add a splash of ketchup and a slice of cheese. I'll even toast the bread or throw it in the panini press if I'm feeling saucy .

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Sufficient-Record695@reddit

No hate here. I've eaten this dozens of times. Maybe just a tad less mayo, and add a splash of ketchup and a slice of cheese. I'll even toast the bread or throw it in the panini press if I'm feeling saucy

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Muffin-sangria-@reddit

No.

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DestroyerTame@reddit

Throw some lettuce and tomato on there you basically have a poor man’s BLT.

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Snatchmunkey@reddit

Right to jail.

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Toblogan@reddit

I burped sour just looking at that. Go get em tiger!

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PSN-Colinp42@reddit

The only issue I have with this is eating 4 hot dogs in one sandwich.

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Ave_Domine_Inferne@reddit

This belongs in r/stonerfood

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Magpie_Coin@reddit

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badgerhammer0408@reddit

Back in the day, that was Miracle Whip. I shudder at the memory.

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mysecretissafe@reddit

Don’t you talk shit about miracle whip.

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Fun_Presentation1115@reddit

I’m sorry

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Shtoolie@reddit

Who hurt you.

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citrusandrosemary@reddit

I've never had this on my poor people food bingo card. This is clever.

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singleguy79@reddit

Um....this is weird even by most people's standards.

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SwampDiamonds@reddit

I used to eat a similar thing as a kid, but with American cheese singles instead of hotdogs 😂

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Upstairs-Storm1006@reddit

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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PhilosopherDismal191@reddit

I don't hate this as much as I should

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bigmean3434@reddit

Sorta related, but if you haven’t made a grilled cheese with bread and butter pickle chips you are missing out.

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OccamsYoyo@reddit

Just how high are you?

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fwast@reddit

That's definitely a health issue maker there.

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GroundbreakingOne625@reddit

Only missing the caramelized onions

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Timmeaahh@reddit

I've never fucked with this.... but I might. Trash food hits sooooo good sometimes

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henkmanz@reddit

The entire Dutch population sees nothing wrong with this i'm sure

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Rampasta@reddit

r/shittyfoodporn

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ClimtEastwood@reddit

Get the fuck out

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pissjugman@reddit

Deep in the trenches

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team_lloyd@reddit

does it look mostly the same when it comes out the other end?

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Mickey_Juice@reddit

I don’t think this is a generational thing, you’re just sick.

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Zucc@reddit

Oh, look at Mr "I never lived in a trailer park" over here.

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Intelligent_Flow2572@reddit

My dad made us peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and hot dogs, etc. We lived in a trailer when I was born.

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amindfulloffire@reddit

Next thing you know, he's gonna say he never used Country Crock tubs for storage.

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haole_bi@reddit

Try spam next you’ll love it

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booxterhooey@reddit

Not just hot dogs. Bar S smoked sausages.

Yeah. I'm executive white trash

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Truth_Seeker963@reddit

I thought this was r/shittyfoodporn for a minute.

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smoothVroom21@reddit

It's healthy though because it's on wheat bread!

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3rdcousin3rdremoved@reddit

Tastes better than it looks mayo tames the saltiness and the bread takes the mayo and the hotdog tames the bread

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crashcondo@reddit

Did you at least toast the bread?!

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GTQ521@reddit

Just put on some ketchup, mustard, relish, or whatever else you like. You fold the bread in half and stick each dog inside like a regular hotdog as well.

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Korben_Reynolds@reddit

This right here. I’m not going to judge a person on how they like to dress their dog, but the whole sandwich thing is just extra steps.

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Beliliou74@reddit

wtf is wrong with you, should’ve toasted the bread first

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Thatguynoah@reddit

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Kooky_Ad_9684@reddit

Pretty sure this is the Lincoln log sandwich Carmella made for AJ right before he tried to kill himself.

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frankvagabond303@reddit

Now that's a struggle sandwich!

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ThrowawayOnABike@reddit

Bro, google "food banks near me"

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absurdlydisingenuous@reddit

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absurdlydisingenuous@reddit

Perpendicular pickle planks will perfectly profile this portrait.

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bmxdudebmx@reddit

Need a slice of ''American cheese".

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RiverHarris@reddit

Do you not have any mustard?

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Top-Telephone9013@reddit

Disgusting

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Jeveran@reddit

Overprocessed meat with overprocessed fat on overprocessed bread. What's not to love?

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Harruq_Tun@reddit

r/shittyfoodporn

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Willing_Macaroon9684@reddit

It’s called a Lincoln Log Sand, yo.

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moogoothegreat@reddit

Add some sriracha and you're set.

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Soft-Piccolo-5946@reddit

I straight added the sriracha to a half bottle of kewpie, shake n bake.

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Billosborne@reddit

I have done this as well.

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Billosborne@reddit

Yes please.

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Oraistesu@reddit

Just about... how many hot dogs... do you eat a day?

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god_of_this_age@reddit

Bro, find someone to talk to.

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yeahcoolcoolbro@reddit

I eat that. I don’t tell anyone. But I eat that.

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Deadeye_Dan77@reddit

But why?

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Morbo782@reddit

From the pit of my stomach to the porcelain of the bowl...

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Sparkfinger@reddit

This needs bacon... You ever try sushi with bacon and mayonnaise? Amazing stuff, just gotta make sure to get that special vinegar

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Goodrun31@reddit

You make it Ill eat it

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someguyfromsk@reddit

Isn't that just a hotdog when you're out of buns?

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CaptZombieHero@reddit

Just a heads up, a hot dog is a sandwich. So you made a sandwich.

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Bongus-Lordus@reddit

That is good af

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ezhammer@reddit

Oh hell yeah!

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WoofinLoofahs@reddit

I have never meant this more than I mean it right now. I am calling the police.

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jackieinertia@reddit

There’s people out there who care about you reach out to them this is a cry for help

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One-Earth9294@reddit

Fast food place down south called Jacks sells basically that for breakfast. It's not bad. Spicier sausage and a layer of egg/cheese mayo on texas toast.

You have the hobbyist tier version :)

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sabby55@reddit

I upvoted this because of how much emotion it brought out in me, however none of it was good

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7empestOGT92@reddit

I still do this, regularly

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FatReverend@reddit

I would nix the mayo and put on onions mustard and siracha.

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CityLetterCarrierAMA@reddit

That's a mayo sandwich with a garnish of hot dog. Seriously, that looks like half a jar of mayo on there 😂

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fo_da_weed@reddit

I’m white and I know your white just by that set up 🤣🤣

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muhredditone@reddit

I actually assumed they were Japanese, or insane. My first apartment over there, I found a Pizza Hut menu on my door. Got excited to have some American food but the only topping I recognized in the pics was mayo. When a gf introduced me to dipping my fries in mayo, I remember telling her I actually liked it, and everybody at home is gonna say I'm doing it because I'm white. lol

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DreadPirateR2891@reddit

Brought to you by Jimmy John's

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