Traditionally, women are told that stability comes from men and marriage their entire lives. Why are we surprised that their fantasies are enwebbed in that?
Not all bdsm is watersports and pubic humiliation. There are different kinks which anon doesn’t know because it’s about consent which rape isn’t unless it’s cnc and isn’t punching someone in the face
There’s nothing wrong with regular sex and vanilla is fine. Not everyone is into exploring kinks and that’s fine. Like I said it’s about consent. If you aren’t into something, no one should tell you otherwise.
Anon is an idiot and doesn’t know anything about BDSM and belongs on a watchlist
The other day i put my gf in doggy style and i layed my finger on her but hole. I didnt put it in. Just layed it there. Like if i was going to press a button, but wasnt sure if i was going to press it, so i just keep my finger on it. Anyway, she loved that feeling, i liked smelling my finger afterwards and that was enough adventure for 2025.
I spent months using cult-like tactics manipulating someone to do something they don't really want but it's totally OK because they said "yes" at some point guys!
Imagine using "consent" as your baseline for a healthy relationship
I was gagged when that video came out of the german politician licking public urinals and a toilet cleaning brush like it an ice-cream in order to apologize to his master. He got elected too.
Its cause you only get told of the over the top shock stuff.
My old Mistress had to control intimacy due to being cultural enriched in Melbourne. Than she wanted to try bring vulnerable around a man under controlled circumstances, before she became more of a switch that needed to feel safe and loved afterwards.
Even in the comunity the urinal guy is a gross degenerate to most and drags the community down
Having a huge hog is actually totally unpractical. You're lugging around huge meat making a whole lot of rucus when a little meat vietkong jumps up and takes you out.
Learning Curve (1998) not intended as BDSM movie, but accidentally is
Naked Fear (2007) intended as a suspense/drama but has decent BDSM power exchange if you ignore the violence at the end
Berlin Syndrome (2017) is a drama/horror film with too much violence but BDSM theme is decent. Teresa Palmer is a beautiful poor man's Kristen Stewart
Dramas with BDSM themes are more erotic than straight porn of people getting tied up, lightly flogged, and vibed for the 999th time, which I guess is as explicit as it gets in 50 Shades. I couldn't sit through the first one, and skipped the rest even though Dakota Johnson is lovely and would have been great in any of the above movies.
Appropriate flair. Gonna check these out, they sound interesting. Teresa Palmer has more acting chops in her pinky than K.Stew in her whole cold, dead body.
It's funny everybody talks about "porn addiction" like it's heroin, but nobody mentions average plain janes scrolling through hundreds of men left swiping everybody until they don't care about dick at all
But the core problem is not the dating app or whatever mechanism, if that were so then we would just bomb our enemies with different apps or donate subscriptions to content. The root problem has always been the rise of marxist ideology that makes people susceptible to stuff.
I mean, Marxist ideology is definitely prevalent and bad, but this is sort of a separate issue. This is more to do with technology ruining our ability to relate to one another. Mass media in general seems to be something of a Pandora’s box.
Pretty much. Women have been ruined by trying to punch way above their weight because they think the attention receive on dating apps translates to their dating market value. Men have been ruined by ubiquitous porn.
The problem is it used to be if you wanted to be hoe you had get dressed up, make an effort to go out to the club, meet several people in person, then choose which guy could rail you. You actually had to present to the world you were looking to get railed.
Nowadays we have mid women who spend all day at home, choose local guy to come rail them, then play it off like they aren't a hoe not deserving of any long term relationship.
inflated egos and a steady connection to more content that you could possibly hope to consume before you die. I am at fault for indulging in the latter.
Honestly, if you want to kick social media, you'll twitch a bit and try reflexively grab your phone for a couple days after you stop. But after that you won't give a shit whatsoever. Haven't been on FB/Instagram/Twitter for like 5 years and don't miss a thing.
I watch Youtube or reels at lunch break and use Reddit to wind down after work and on weekends. The only one I would really want to kick is reels cause it is just pure brain rot, but these days brain rot is the only acceptable way to start conversations with friends it seems.
I don't use facebook or twitter and instagram is just for keeping in contact. I have been watching a lot of gardening content on Youtube which has been fun, and Reddit is great for my myriad of hyper-fixations.
Titanic: female insert film, woman cheats on fiancé who would provide for her his whole life. She has affair with handsome ruffian and it’s justified because fiancé is an asshole.
Das Boot: male insert film, greatest war film of all time. Shows the absolute and literal depths a crew will take to survive inches from a horrible death in the most dangerous role one can fill in wartime and shows the futility that great lengths of survival can have when one dies in an instant right afterwards.
Then that female marries a stable soy guy and has a bunch of kids. Then instead of thinking about her husband of 70 years, she keeps thinking about the raunchy 2 days she spent with the ruffian.
Oh did I mention how she could've made her husband and kids generational wealth by selling that extremely expensive diamond which was given to her by her FIANCE that she dumped? But she didn't. She threw it off the ship to that ruffian. Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Anyone else have trouble finding the romance part in this story? I only see an entitled hag taking advantage of the attention she got due to her massive badoonkers.
It’s the typical femorrhoid fantasy. I saw a video a while back of some old actress on a talk show talking about how she got dicked by Marlon Brando and he was the best ever and she was all flustered while talking about it. Then she talked about her husband of 50 years and how he was a good man but she wasn’t excited at all. But it was made for frontbutts, like titanic and all other mainstream media, so I expect nothing less.
Gay movies are either about really fucked up prejudice/violence (boys don’t cry; moonlight; bent (gays in concentration camp)) or hilarious comedies (birdcage, Priscilla queen of the desert, etc).
I stg dude so much of the most depraved shit I've read has been written by women.
Hentai games made by men - The character tries to woo women around him but also had to deal with relationship drama and depression.
Hentai games made by women - All out fuckfest with the character lusting over everything and anything they could get their hands on with the story just being background noise.
Its a different experience. I guess having to work for it, the setting, the "relationship" you develop with the character. Japanese visual novels often tend to be way more story focused. Think fate stay night.. its story first but has a lot of hentai scenes.
Wrong example tbh, fate has at most 1 hour of nsfw scenes in over 60 hours. There are a lot more eroge focused games.
The creator of fate didnt even want to add eroge but was forced cuz nobody would want to read his fanfiction version of girl king arthur and others said his producer
Why do anything at all? See an attractive person, just crank one out, no need to talk to them. If you are hungry, eat plain bread or dry rice you have at home, why go out to eat. If you feel like watching a movie, close your eyes and imagine a cool scenario with you as the hero! Want to have a billion dollars and retire to so nothing all day? Why wait, just start doing nothing right now and live free with what you have.
We so things not just to see the credits roll and the screen fading to black. The orgasm is the end of intimacy and romance for many people. The path towards the orgasm is what we really crave.
This is the root of our whole existence as humans- the path we are on is IT. That is LIFE itself. There is no checklist to fill, no one goal to reach to be happy for eternity. The path to the destination is what we live for. Value is not created at the end of a process. Value derives from the process itself. What is difficult, is valuable because difficult things are seldom done to completion. There would be no value to rare minerals or gold if they were abundant and easy to attain. High-level jobs do not pay huge salaries because the work is always extremely important or valuable in itself but because these jobs are hard to fill. That is where you get the guys who make half a mil per year who work a few days per month or even less. They might just have to press a button at the correct time somewhere which is something a monkey could theoretically do or perhaps they have to say a certain sentence to the media every now and then. The value comes from their knowledge and experience in consistently being correct and reliable. The job is not hard in itself but it is difficult to get right consistently and effectively.
Difficulty is value!
So you might think you enjoy your easy life of simply wanking one out when you get horny but you are missing true enjoyment that lies in the path to the wank. Simply wanking is easy. Following a complex narrative to earn the wank is difficult. Therefore it is so much more valuable!
I think it simulates the flirting and teasing aspect of an early forming relationship before you bone. It's the only way a turbovirgin weeb would experience that.
People hate ratatat because he does cringe racist racial cuck fetish bullshit actually. Good thing AI has his style for people who like the art style but not the cuckshit
Finally a review of this movie that makes me interested enough to watch it. Srsly been waiting for this, thank you. In return I will tell you that you will hate the Conclave but love Flow.
How did you feel about the very end reveal? I thought it was a little silly. It didn't bother me but I was like c'mon. I feel like there should've been Catholic outrage but maybe no one made it to the end?
Catholic outrage would have just made the movie more popular. I thought the ending might have been a little silly but it wasn't enough to ruin the movie for me. Plus I could watch Ralph Fiennes in just about anything and still enjoy it.
I feel like that is pretty much exactly my opinion. And I did like the very very very end with the turtle.
Ralph fiennes is a treasure, I hope you saw him in The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar where he plays several parts including Roald Dahl and the rat catcher
The movie is good, I don't know why people have a hard time properly describing it. It's just a young, dumb girl and a much more stupid young guy. And then the consequences of their little adventure crashes into their established lives. Not a lot of story there but at least it's original.
I haven't found much to support that honestly and considering what she's said in interviews I'm a bit more inclined to believe she had other media in mind. Even Joss has beef with Twilight and calls it "choosing boyfriends the movie" (and he's not wrong) which I don't think he'd go out of his way saying if he didn't feel the work was very derivative of his own in the worst ways possible.
Fucking women is the last of James Bond's activities, after he saved the entire world from cartoonish evils for the 100th time. And he does it classily, zero BDSM shit.
Women don't like the Bond frachise, too boring for them. The want guy like the 50 shades young perverted millionaire
ExpandoD0ng@reddit
Traditionally, women are told that stability comes from men and marriage their entire lives. Why are we surprised that their fantasies are enwebbed in that?
fudgemental@reddit
The book was slop for normies who have no idea what true BDSM is, and the movie wanted to dodge an 'R' rating and make a rom-com.
Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit
Most people are shocked or disgusted by true BDSM, me included.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Not all bdsm is watersports and pubic humiliation. There are different kinks which anon doesn’t know because it’s about consent which rape isn’t unless it’s cnc and isn’t punching someone in the face
Flywolfpack@reddit
Whatever happened to regular sex
EquivalentSnap@reddit
There’s nothing wrong with regular sex and vanilla is fine. Not everyone is into exploring kinks and that’s fine. Like I said it’s about consent. If you aren’t into something, no one should tell you otherwise.
Anon is an idiot and doesn’t know anything about BDSM and belongs on a watchlist
wavs101@reddit
The other day i put my gf in doggy style and i layed my finger on her but hole. I didnt put it in. Just layed it there. Like if i was going to press a button, but wasnt sure if i was going to press it, so i just keep my finger on it. Anyway, she loved that feeling, i liked smelling my finger afterwards and that was enough adventure for 2025.
Flywolfpack@reddit
I'm saying u guys r weird
EquivalentSnap@reddit
That’s fair but as long as it’s not hurting someone, you shouldn’t be so judgemental. Not everyone is into the things you like
Frequent_Flower7634@reddit
Licking urinals is hurting people actually
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Then you have a right to be judgemental
SuperEpicGamer69@reddit
Imagine using "consent" as your baseline for a healthy relationship
Ernbob@reddit
The pornification and normalization of it happened leading to more and more extreme forms of sexuality getting exposed in the mainstream
mischling2543@reddit
Porn addiction
raisingthebarofhope@reddit
You aren't having that either so chill out
Flywolfpack@reddit
I'm having trv3 gay sex as Odin intended
GrImPiL_Sama@reddit
EX-FUCKING-CUSE me?
BlueRibbonWhiteBread@reddit
Chill
Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit
Daddy, chill
Apathetic-Abacus@reddit
what the hell is even that
burgonies@reddit
That’s just normal German behavior
SwynFlu@reddit
I hate Germans
bumford11@reddit
Pandering to his electorate
fardnshid03@reddit
Man why did I choose to read that
Drayenn@reddit
Thats scat not BDSM tbh
Leaderoftheleft@reddit
Its cause you only get told of the over the top shock stuff.
My old Mistress had to control intimacy due to being cultural enriched in Melbourne. Than she wanted to try bring vulnerable around a man under controlled circumstances, before she became more of a switch that needed to feel safe and loved afterwards.
Even in the comunity the urinal guy is a gross degenerate to most and drags the community down
CommieEnder@reddit
Maybe when people claim they got an STD from a public toilet, this is what they're referring to.
MrDaburks@reddit
Germany didn’t take too long to get right back to the Weimar shit
nikoll-toma@reddit
most normal german politician tbh
BudgetThat2096@reddit
Really makes you see the term "German Chocolate" in a different light
shangumdee@reddit
Was I supposed to just sit through BDSM scene in without cranking one out in the theater?
SINGULARITY1312@reddit
And fortunately for you, it's too small for anyone to notice
shangumdee@reddit
Having a huge hog is actually totally unpractical. You're lugging around huge meat making a whole lot of rucus when a little meat vietkong jumps up and takes you out.
SINGULARITY1312@reddit
I wouldn't understand
Futureman999@reddit
check out:
The Pet (2006) definitely a BDSM movie
Learning Curve (1998) not intended as BDSM movie, but accidentally is
Naked Fear (2007) intended as a suspense/drama but has decent BDSM power exchange if you ignore the violence at the end
Berlin Syndrome (2017) is a drama/horror film with too much violence but BDSM theme is decent. Teresa Palmer is a beautiful poor man's Kristen Stewart
Dramas with BDSM themes are more erotic than straight porn of people getting tied up, lightly flogged, and vibed for the 999th time, which I guess is as explicit as it gets in 50 Shades. I couldn't sit through the first one, and skipped the rest even though Dakota Johnson is lovely and would have been great in any of the above movies.
MrDaburks@reddit
Maybe it’s time to stop gooning, dawg…
nikoll-toma@reddit
find jesus
fudgemental@reddit
Appropriate flair. Gonna check these out, they sound interesting. Teresa Palmer has more acting chops in her pinky than K.Stew in her whole cold, dead body.
4510471ya2@reddit
Modern girls are as cooked as modern guys
ExcitableSarcasm@reddit
The invention of datings apps and its consequences have been a catastrophe for humanity.
Futureman999@reddit
It's funny everybody talks about "porn addiction" like it's heroin, but nobody mentions average plain janes scrolling through hundreds of men left swiping everybody until they don't care about dick at all
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
Dating apps ruined relationships porn addiction ruined men giving a fuck about them
Commercial_Deer_7114@reddit
But the core problem is not the dating app or whatever mechanism, if that were so then we would just bomb our enemies with different apps or donate subscriptions to content. The root problem has always been the rise of marxist ideology that makes people susceptible to stuff.
TheCreepWhoCrept@reddit
I mean, Marxist ideology is definitely prevalent and bad, but this is sort of a separate issue. This is more to do with technology ruining our ability to relate to one another. Mass media in general seems to be something of a Pandora’s box.
GothaCritique@reddit
Take your pills
osbirci@reddit
Huh?
P41N90D@reddit
Not that bad all things considered, they haven't picked up on Euphoria (yet), which is effectively the >!sex version of the SAW franchise.!<
BarrelStrawberry@reddit
They hide it well... but once you figure out the code words, you're like "what the fuck?".
I'm pretty sure "urban fantasy" just means women having sex with wolves and lions.
snrup1@reddit
Pretty much. Women have been ruined by trying to punch way above their weight because they think the attention receive on dating apps translates to their dating market value. Men have been ruined by ubiquitous porn.
Spell-lose-correctly@reddit
Not to mention everyone is a lazy shut-in
shangumdee@reddit
The problem is it used to be if you wanted to be hoe you had get dressed up, make an effort to go out to the club, meet several people in person, then choose which guy could rail you. You actually had to present to the world you were looking to get railed.
Nowadays we have mid women who spend all day at home, choose local guy to come rail them, then play it off like they aren't a hoe not deserving of any long term relationship.
4510471ya2@reddit
inflated egos and a steady connection to more content that you could possibly hope to consume before you die. I am at fault for indulging in the latter.
snrup1@reddit
Honestly, if you want to kick social media, you'll twitch a bit and try reflexively grab your phone for a couple days after you stop. But after that you won't give a shit whatsoever. Haven't been on FB/Instagram/Twitter for like 5 years and don't miss a thing.
4510471ya2@reddit
I watch Youtube or reels at lunch break and use Reddit to wind down after work and on weekends. The only one I would really want to kick is reels cause it is just pure brain rot, but these days brain rot is the only acceptable way to start conversations with friends it seems.
I don't use facebook or twitter and instagram is just for keeping in contact. I have been watching a lot of gardening content on Youtube which has been fun, and Reddit is great for my myriad of hyper-fixations.
Put shortly I like my indulgences lol.
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
Keep in mind we live in an era where I woman believes cooking a meal is a form of slavery
johnny_effing_utah@reddit
Titanic: female insert film, woman cheats on fiancé who would provide for her his whole life. She has affair with handsome ruffian and it’s justified because fiancé is an asshole.
PYSHINATOR@reddit
Das Boot: male insert film, greatest war film of all time. Shows the absolute and literal depths a crew will take to survive inches from a horrible death in the most dangerous role one can fill in wartime and shows the futility that great lengths of survival can have when one dies in an instant right afterwards.
GrImPiL_Sama@reddit
Then that female marries a stable soy guy and has a bunch of kids. Then instead of thinking about her husband of 70 years, she keeps thinking about the raunchy 2 days she spent with the ruffian.
Oh did I mention how she could've made her husband and kids generational wealth by selling that extremely expensive diamond which was given to her by her FIANCE that she dumped? But she didn't. She threw it off the ship to that ruffian. Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Anyone else have trouble finding the romance part in this story? I only see an entitled hag taking advantage of the attention she got due to her massive badoonkers.
ihaveahugedong69420@reddit
It’s the typical femorrhoid fantasy. I saw a video a while back of some old actress on a talk show talking about how she got dicked by Marlon Brando and he was the best ever and she was all flustered while talking about it. Then she talked about her husband of 50 years and how he was a good man but she wasn’t excited at all. But it was made for frontbutts, like titanic and all other mainstream media, so I expect nothing less.
modsRlosercucks@reddit
Femorrhoid is incredibly based
Cyber_Connor@reddit
Boat Movies with men for men: Explorers getting trapped in the artic ocean and getting killed by polar bears
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
well that was a tv show, but to the original point, billy zane was incredibly hot too
_Rook_Castle@reddit
50 Shades of Gay.
Thin-Concentrate5477@reddit
Gay movies are either about really fucked up prejudice/violence (boys don’t cry; moonlight; bent (gays in concentration camp)) or hilarious comedies (birdcage, Priscilla queen of the desert, etc).
JootDoctor@reddit
Based non-Aussie aware of Priscilla. Hugs Weaving the GOAT
TheCreepWhoCrept@reddit
Never heard of Priscilla but I don’t need to be to know Hugo Weaving is indeed the GOAT.
Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit
The Birdcage was one of the funniest movies of all time, though
TrumpDesWillens@reddit
How could you forget Lost Boys and Mad Max II?
Adress_Unknown_1999@reddit
I consider moonlight bent to be a comedy too
Uberdragon_bajulabop@reddit
I stg dude so much of the most depraved shit I've read has been written by women.
Hentai games made by men - The character tries to woo women around him but also had to deal with relationship drama and depression.
Hentai games made by women - All out fuckfest with the character lusting over everything and anything they could get their hands on with the story just being background noise.
Many such cases.
shangumdee@reddit
How do people sit down and download a whole ass game just to be horny to? If you're so horny just crank one out
Drayenn@reddit
Its a different experience. I guess having to work for it, the setting, the "relationship" you develop with the character. Japanese visual novels often tend to be way more story focused. Think fate stay night.. its story first but has a lot of hentai scenes.
aaaaabasdaz_@reddit
Wrong example tbh, fate has at most 1 hour of nsfw scenes in over 60 hours. There are a lot more eroge focused games.
The creator of fate didnt even want to add eroge but was forced cuz nobody would want to read his fanfiction version of girl king arthur and others said his producer
metsakutsa@reddit
Why do anything at all? See an attractive person, just crank one out, no need to talk to them. If you are hungry, eat plain bread or dry rice you have at home, why go out to eat. If you feel like watching a movie, close your eyes and imagine a cool scenario with you as the hero! Want to have a billion dollars and retire to so nothing all day? Why wait, just start doing nothing right now and live free with what you have.
We so things not just to see the credits roll and the screen fading to black. The orgasm is the end of intimacy and romance for many people. The path towards the orgasm is what we really crave.
This is the root of our whole existence as humans- the path we are on is IT. That is LIFE itself. There is no checklist to fill, no one goal to reach to be happy for eternity. The path to the destination is what we live for. Value is not created at the end of a process. Value derives from the process itself. What is difficult, is valuable because difficult things are seldom done to completion. There would be no value to rare minerals or gold if they were abundant and easy to attain. High-level jobs do not pay huge salaries because the work is always extremely important or valuable in itself but because these jobs are hard to fill. That is where you get the guys who make half a mil per year who work a few days per month or even less. They might just have to press a button at the correct time somewhere which is something a monkey could theoretically do or perhaps they have to say a certain sentence to the media every now and then. The value comes from their knowledge and experience in consistently being correct and reliable. The job is not hard in itself but it is difficult to get right consistently and effectively.
Difficulty is value!
So you might think you enjoy your easy life of simply wanking one out when you get horny but you are missing true enjoyment that lies in the path to the wank. Simply wanking is easy. Following a complex narrative to earn the wank is difficult. Therefore it is so much more valuable!
futainflation@reddit
it's called a finely crafted erotic experience you toaster headed buffoon
Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit
It’s called a smorgasvein, and it’s elegantly cultural
CommieEnder@reddit
I think it simulates the flirting and teasing aspect of an early forming relationship before you bone. It's the only way a turbovirgin weeb would experience that.
Ok_WaterStarBoy3@reddit
People (normies) hate ratatatat74 (peak artstyle) because they always do NTR shit. Turns out that the artist a woman
Frequent_Flower7634@reddit
People hate ratatat because he does cringe racist racial cuck fetish bullshit actually. Good thing AI has his style for people who like the art style but not the cuckshit
VegetablePlane9983@reddit
huh, pattern recognition is a hell of a drug. Also damn shame she rarely makes hentai thats not ntr.
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Pope_Aesthetic@reddit
Fuck what’s that game called… uhh Third Crisis! Yea, that is a perfect example of what you’re saying lol.
DazedAndTrippy@reddit
I mean you would've had to play them both to know...
DefinitelyNotPine@reddit
Didn't a love story about a wh00re and a young billionaire win the Oscars?
Benana@reddit
I’d hardly call Anora a love story. It’s more like 2 hours and 20 minutes of desperation.
FalseTautology@reddit
Finally a review of this movie that makes me interested enough to watch it. Srsly been waiting for this, thank you. In return I will tell you that you will hate the Conclave but love Flow.
Benana@reddit
I liked Conclave. Haven’t seen Flow yet but I want to.
FalseTautology@reddit
How did you feel about the very end reveal? I thought it was a little silly. It didn't bother me but I was like c'mon. I feel like there should've been Catholic outrage but maybe no one made it to the end?
Benana@reddit
Catholic outrage would have just made the movie more popular. I thought the ending might have been a little silly but it wasn't enough to ruin the movie for me. Plus I could watch Ralph Fiennes in just about anything and still enjoy it.
FalseTautology@reddit
I feel like that is pretty much exactly my opinion. And I did like the very very very end with the turtle.
Ralph fiennes is a treasure, I hope you saw him in The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar where he plays several parts including Roald Dahl and the rat catcher
TMWNN@reddit
I have only read the novel, but thought the ending was very clever.
nigl_@reddit
The movie is good, I don't know why people have a hard time properly describing it. It's just a young, dumb girl and a much more stupid young guy. And then the consequences of their little adventure crashes into their established lives. Not a lot of story there but at least it's original.
CommieEnder@reddit
I am once again here to call you a fucking weeb.
johnny_effing_utah@reddit
Is there lots of bobs and vagene?
The_Scotion@reddit
Wasn't the book originally a twilight fanfic?
DazedAndTrippy@reddit
And I'd argue Twilight is a Buffy fanfic too which makes the whole thing even funnier, derivative work with increasingly diminishing returns.
DarthOmix@reddit
Twilight actually started as Harry Potter fanfiction so you're close.
DazedAndTrippy@reddit
I haven't found much to support that honestly and considering what she's said in interviews I'm a bit more inclined to believe she had other media in mind. Even Joss has beef with Twilight and calls it "choosing boyfriends the movie" (and he's not wrong) which I don't think he'd go out of his way saying if he didn't feel the work was very derivative of his own in the worst ways possible.
Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit
How’d they get from wizards to vampires?
redditorsarescum22@reddit
Literally yes, master of the universe
The_Scotion@reddit
Fuck kinda name is that? Some kinda kinky He-Man crossover?
Weenoman123@reddit
Male insert: James Bond.
Presents as a rich male who dominates women.
Not as big of a difference as you might think, amigo
FalseTautology@reddit
If nothing else it's the complete opposite frienderino.
Initial-Kangaroo-534@reddit
I’m not your frienderino, buddy
Curiouso_Giorgio@reddit
How dare you suggest Anon is cherry picking examples to prop up a strawman argument!
nikoll-toma@reddit
i hope she sees this bro
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
She will, his mother is always checking he doesn't get out of line from above his shoulder. This comment could even get him an extra tendie.
Aguacatedeaire__@reddit
Fucking women is the last of James Bond's activities, after he saved the entire world from cartoonish evils for the 100th time. And he does it classily, zero BDSM shit.
Women don't like the Bond frachise, too boring for them. The want guy like the 50 shades young perverted millionaire
derkonigistnackt@reddit
It should have been filmed in Dubai, the guy should have been one of those rich oil dudes and the girl an IG influencer...
Ginstic@reddit
Soo trueee
Intelligent_Tip_6886@reddit
They're gonna need camels...
quandjereveauxloups@reddit
Camels to jerk off and salmon to shove in the payor's ass.
gravitydood@reddit
Feature length scat porn movie let's go
CommieEnder@reddit
I'll buy tickets for everyone I silently dislike and lie to them about what it is (:
clippervictor@reddit
what would you expect out of mainstream movies?
FalseTautology@reddit
Ngl I fucking laughed until I teared up, prob funniest thing I seen in a minute but it's been a good couple months for 4chan humor.
We can complain it's cherry picking but it's still pretty fucking funny, especially considering that Nicole Kidman movie is out right now.
AlanDias17@reddit
Well at least better than nothing lmao
Winter_Low4661@reddit
I heard the book was different.
DotherOfLife@reddit
Be careful who you trust sergeant, people you know can hurt you the most