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I don't need sympathy, I need my fuckin' johnson!

Posted by grichardson526@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 31 comments

I don't need sympathy, I need my fuckin' johnson!

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31 Comments

Ok_Perception_2707@reddit

Johnson?
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Gebling65@reddit

Coconut Palm (Cocos nucifera)
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No_Finding3671@reddit

WAY TO GO DONGIE!!!
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botingoldguy1634@reddit

Cockfruit
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nysom1227@reddit

You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament!
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HeDogged@reddit

I'll suck your fruit for $100....
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Master_Control_MCP@reddit

That's marvelous.
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Tuco--11@reddit

What do you need that for, Dude?
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jonahsocal@reddit

Shit. Came here to say this.
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Sans_Label@reddit

Phone’s ringing, Dude.
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Dinosaurz316@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Donnies.
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no_bender@reddit

Johnson
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FerretWinter7063@reddit

Lots of vitamin d! 🤣
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Objective-Cover7504@reddit

Yeah but he's a pervert dude
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imustachelemeaning@reddit

i can’t blow that far
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thrance@reddit

That was me… and six other guys.
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RummyDiver@reddit

That’s a mouthful
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Johnny_Segment@reddit

we're sympathizing here u/grichardson526
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RedPhule@reddit

Clearly u/grichardson doesn't want to be cheered up. Donnie, let's go grab a lane...
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BringOutTheGimp1001@reddit

Penis fruit
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StruggleEvening7518@reddit

Here's the name and number of a botanist who will look at it for you. You will receive no bill. He's a good man and thorough.
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herberstank@reddit

Could you slide your shortz down pleaze?
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StruggleEvening7518@reddit

Oh, no, they hit me in my canopy.
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D-Train0000@reddit

Girthy
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tplatt15@reddit

Nice succulent
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SasquatchSoda@reddit

Ve shtomp on it unt squvish it
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Feisty_Stomach_7213@reddit

That is dickweed I
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Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit

And proud we are of all of them.
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Bluetiger1520@reddit

No wonder Mr Lebowski had so many children
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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

![gif](giphy|lNFXc337TvCDLl3v8g)
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siberiandivide81@reddit

Is that what this picture is?
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