Let's roll with demigod Xena for a bit. Since this subreddit seems to coincide somewhat with the wonder woman fandom, Xena vs Wondy, who would win?
Posted by CheersToLive@reddit | xena | View on Reddit | 58 comments
GRS_89@reddit
Xena because she would side with the resistance and kick Zio ass while Gabby would be a handwringing liberal crying about where people will go if they leave stolen land and when Xena says "Back where they came from Gabrielle, to their homes which they left to come steal land here for the sake of some ancient prophecy!" Gabby will handwring some more while WW as the Zio massacres a hospice claiming it must be cleansed of evil, and that's when Gabby starts helping the resistance.
Xena would kick ass if WW isn't the Zio version because Xena doesn't need divinity or superpowers to be a badass warrior!
ProphecyQueen@reddit
Yes! It makes me so uncomfortable to see Xena in the picture next to her.
invisiblebyday@reddit
Amazonian Queen Gabrielle would find a way to build bridges between the two.
ftmboi505@reddit
Xena has the skills to pay the bills, that is if ancient warlords had bills.
Suspicious-Zebra-551@reddit
When Xena and Wonder Woman team up
BlueSonic85@reddit
Wonder Woman would destroy Xena in a fight. Xena has many skills but Wonder Woman is near invulnerable and can lift hundreds of times her own weight.
Lorenzo-Sandoval-Art@reddit
I think Xena would still find a way. Gabriella would also help her and her crew. Xena is very smart. She would travel or find a way to fight Wonder Woman. I’m in Xena side.
BlueSonic85@reddit
I dunno, Wonder Woman is very smart too. And while Xena has Gabrielle to help her, Wonder Woman has the Justice League and various incarnations of Wonder Girl.
Lorenzo-Sandoval-Art@reddit
Wasn’t Xena a Demi god too?
payday1999@reddit
Yup. She can go toe to toe with Superman.
Lorenzo-Sandoval-Art@reddit
Didn’t Xena have Demi god powers at one point. As say based on martial skill Xena would win. At least for awhile.
Agent8699@reddit
The fans would win! I still wish they’d release the Xena and Wonder Woman crossover comic that was written and drawn, but then cancelled at the very last minute.
As for who would win - it would depend upon who was writing. Both Xena and Diana have fought and defeated gods and monsters and both are demigods (at least in my head canon). If they wanted to have Xena win, then she’d find some way to subdue Diana - likely using the lasso of truth. If they wanted Diana to win, then she’d find some way to stop Xena.
Latte-Catte@reddit
But. Wouldn't you say wondy's villain galleries are tougher than xena's? Even the Olympian gods aren't tougher than wondy's Ares and Circe, Psycho, Eris and etc...
Agent8699@reddit
Yes … however, it all depends on the writing. Diana’s villains are often “nerfed” whenever they appear in other titles. I think Catwoman knocked out Cheetah with ease - Cheetah?! A woman empowered by a god with super speed that is meant to rival The Flash.
So much of it just comes down to the writing. On the whole, obviously Wonder Woman would be the victor. I think she’s moved planets, can fly through space without any equipment, is often depicted as truly immortal or basically a complete goddess, etc.
At the same time, she’ll struggle against someone like Harley Quinn if she appears in a Batman title.
Latte-Catte@reddit
Yeah the mistreatment towards Wondy for the sake of this mortal batman hero is completely wrong. I've always hated how much the writers would need both superman and Wondy for the sake of that broody batman character.
But I would say, of the writing is consistent in both direction, then Wondy would automatically win, since she is the goddess. Xena would struggle cause even Ares and Athena wasn't that all-powerful.
Agent8699@reddit
Yes, although then Xena would find yet another god killing weapon to try to even the playing field.
Ultimately, Gabby and Cassie would save the day by talking sense into their mentors.
Latte-Catte@reddit
Interesting. Personally never cared much for the wonder family, and her sidekicks. They were poorly written and their page feels like filler most of the time. DC should properly create her character already so Wondy gets her deserved respect.
Agent8699@reddit
Sadly true, except for the likes of Perez, Rucka and Simone. And some one-offs.
No_Big6878@reddit
It depends. Is it a Xena movie or a Wonder Woman movie? 😉
RyuichiSakuma13@reddit
Well, IIRC, isn't Wonder Woman a Goddess? So I would (sadly) guess that WW would win.
And Linda Carter is the G.O.A.T Wonder Woman to me! 🤌
Madame-Fortune@reddit
I get where you're coming from but Xena fought Calisto when she was immortal and won every single time too! Xena's not a stranger to fighting gods and winning so it trully is a hard question lmao
RyuichiSakuma13@reddit
Ah, makes sense.
I'm re-watching Xena after originally watching it during the first run. Its kind of like watching it for the first time, I didn't realize how much I didn't remember from baxk then!
icanpaywithpubes@reddit
Yeah, but at times, xena was able to tap into chi powers that obliterated an entire army. What if she was able to tap into them again?
RyuichiSakuma13@reddit
OOOH, great point!
aqueladaniela@reddit
I think Wonder Woman would win. Semi-related, but someone else I think would beat Xena is River Tam.
Latte-Catte@reddit
Tam is just John wick with a bit of psychic prowess. Xena have defeated gods, I think Xena would win that one.
not_firewood_yeti@reddit
I tend to agree with this. River's main asset is her precognition of what opponents will do, but physically she's just a normal girl.
CheersToLive@reddit (OP)
Who is River Tham?
aqueladaniela@reddit
From Serenity / Firefly. She could kill even with her eyes closed. She used swords, guns, axes... whatever was available. She had crazy body control and would do things like hiding on the ceiling:
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SporadicTendancies@reddit
From the show Firefly.
She could kill people with her brain (or so she says).
Madame-Fortune@reddit
Why pin them against each other when they could make love?
not_firewood_yeti@reddit
those two things are not mutually exclusive. 😉
not_firewood_yeti@reddit
going with the version we see in their respective universes, Wonder Woman would win easily. while Xena is probably a better fighter, there's nothing she could do to hurt Wonder Woman at all. Diana is essentially invulnerable and generally considered to be nearly as strong as Superman.
CptJack73@reddit
Hmmm, interesting, I’m not fully up to date with all the storylines but wonder woman is an Amazon, right? isn’t Gabrielle made into the queen of the amazons? Xena defeated already several amazones. Even with the bracelets and the lasso of truth Xena would find a very creative way to defeat Wonder Woman.
Agent8699@reddit
Diana is an Amazon Princess who was moulded from clay by one of her mothers, the Amazon Queen, and brought to life by one or more Greek gods who also blessed her with an assortment of godly gifts.
CptJack73@reddit
Thanks, that’s right, I forgot about that. So Diana is like the average opponents of Xena in the series. Lol. 😂
Agent8699@reddit
No. Diana is more like Athena and Lao Ma’s love child - if they were competent and capable!
CheersToLive@reddit (OP)
Oh no, Wonder Woman who have sparred with superman?? No way!!
CptJack73@reddit
LOL, in the DC universe Xena wouldn’t last long.😉 In Xena-verse it will be a different story. But I would cheer for Xena even if she would lose.
LordofWithywoods@reddit
I'm not sure, but I can tell you that pretty much anyone could beat Gal Gadot in an acting contest.
RescueCentre@reddit
I dont want a Wonder Woman/ Xena crossover. I believe that Xena is the more feminist of the two shows and wasn't bastardized for money and censorship.
WWs origin story, in my opinion, was a kink reverse engineered to fit psychology or feminist ideas. Then once the author died the network made WW a pretty little sexy girly for the male gaze.
So no, Xena is more authentic, would win all day long, and I defo dont want to see a crossover.
Latte-Catte@reddit
Yeah, people don't want to accept it. But we've revision wonder woman several times. The original Marston Wondy was pretty out there, and considered a femdom(?), engage in lots of kinky women sexual liberation message. After Lynda Carter they basically reinvent Wondy into this classy, 50s nice ideal girlfriend woman who just so happens to be a goddess -- basically turn her into female superman.
So every wonder woman film from then on had to recharacterize, reinvent our girl into this stoic, warrior who is unfeeling and can't even fathom romance. Didn't Gadot's Wondy still hasn't lose her v-card?? I'm guessing the film trying to say doing it with woman doesn't count 🙄 This is why DC leaves Wondy in the dust, it's too hard to write and reinvent her everytime. We should just go back to the Marston Wondy, if they commit to it do you realize how groundbreaking Wondy would've been back then?? Marston did turn out to be a weird dude but at least he was bold in his message.
Yellow_Star_5@reddit
Xena would woop wonder woman out
Sinomatic@reddit
I'll go with Lucy's answer of what woud happen when someone asked in the past: "...in my mind, WonderWoman would be trying to take Xena in for a crime she didn't do. Well she did... but for a VERY good reason. WW would come to see the error of her ways. Then they'd kiss." 😂
Latte-Catte@reddit
Everything Lawless touch turns into gold--- GAY! Which is perfect because why would Wondy like Xena
FirebirdWriter@reddit
This is pretty much how the cross overs go between heroes anyway. They team up at the end (Batman and Superman kissing would also be better though)
SexyTiredSmurfette@reddit
If it was Xena against Gal Gadot, Xena would win easy. If it was Xena against Lynda Carter, there would be no fight because Lynda would smile and hug her and pat her hair and tell her it's all right. Then they would go together and find bad guys and beat the shit out of them.
Tricky_Direction_897@reddit
I’m gonna go against the grain here and say Xena! Can’t underestimate her cleverness nor her rage factor. I think it would be close, but I think Xena would emerge victorious in the end!
Reverse_London@reddit
I’d they’d be somewhat evenly matched, since Xena has fought gods before, and is seemingly stronger than your average man, and able to pull off ridiculous acrobatic feats.
There were a few episodes floating around that heavily implied that Xena may be a Demi-goddess, and the daughter of Ares. Though it was never confirmed, it would explain a lot things.
allylisothiocyanate@reddit
Wonder Woman is Xena’s aunt—I like to think they’d get along pretty well as long as it’s not during Xena’s villain era.
ShutupNobodyCarez@reddit
We, the fans would win.
omegamuthirteen@reddit
Rather see a. End Wonder Woman collaboration. Working together, not enemies.
gaykidkeyblader@reddit
Lucy is destroying Genocide Heaux.
napalmnacey@reddit
I don’t actually care LOL. They’re two different fandoms. 😂
Humble_Square8673@reddit
Stalemate and then they'd pal around
Laki1783@reddit
Gail Gadot, but Xena is a beautiful warrior women, and so very dangerous. Gail Gadot is a real amazon warrior. Xena is a warrior women blood🩸⚔️ Gail Gadot win finally.
Latte-Catte@reddit
Oh how difficult :p
Wondy. :-)
CheersToLive@reddit (OP)
Don't be too mad at me using Gal Gadot. This is the best image I could find, and for all her shit she's still a beautiful woman. Also 80s Carter Wondy in spandex is funny looking.
Did anybody know that Lawless and Carter actually met up? How fun. Couldn't find any articles when they spoke, just one photo.