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Str*p clubs are just museums for God’s best artwork

Posted by Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 77 comments

Hopefully this isn’t considered low effort. I don’t know what to say to elaborate on this.

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i_never_ever_learn@reddit

The top shelf gets rather sticky
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Down_To_My_Last_Fuck@reddit

I wouldn't say "best". Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and art is more about that the viewer feels then what is shown. More of a gallery instead of a museum.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I didn’t take a poll or anything but I think if someone did they might find that women evoke much stronger emotions in men than anything else in nature. And sure, gallery.
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crazycritter87@reddit

You obviously don't have experience to have knowledge of the finer details of these establishments. The house cut uses 2 angles of desperation and poor judgement to enrich itself. I did 3 rounds from 3 angles in my young adult years to fafo. I'm thankful I was as broke as I was because the inner workings were the last thing I learned. The Irony was that 95% of the patrons were GIs mean taxes for t*ttys. But the little bit that made it to the performers pockets, generally went to "performance enhancing drugs". Back then, army docs handed out Xanax, Adderall, and Percocet like candy on Halloween and they infiltrated the surrounding communities.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I have no clue what you’re talking about. I’m speaking purely about the average patron’s experience.
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crazycritter87@reddit

Because you can't read and make new, critical connections or..? Turn off your thirst and think, bruh. Life is a lot deeper than a nipple.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Seems like you’re speaking about yourself
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crazycritter87@reddit

I'm speaking, in part, on the clubs I knew, but as time went on I made "friends with some of the management, dancers, supporting staff, ect. But later there were a lot of former performer interviews come out that made some of the questionable dynamics, that I had seen, click.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

That’s fine. But the post was addressing the primary function of strip clubs at face value
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crazycritter87@reddit

My point was there can be a lot of bad shit behind a pretty face and those clubs are a perfect example.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

That doesn’t really counter my point. Regular museums have laundered money, that’s bad shit, and they’re still museums
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crazycritter87@reddit

Why do you assume my attempt was to counter your point, rather than further the details beyond face value? Your point is true enough, only assuming face value, but the face value is just the bait to be able to carry out some super dark stuff, fairly uniformly.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Your point just seems to have been introduced as one that is contrary to what I said >You obviously don’t have experience to have knowledge of the finer details of these establishments.
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crazycritter87@reddit

Book/covers, looks/deceiving...
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slimecounty@reddit

In the right museum, for an extra $300 Mona Lisa will stick a finger up your ass while she blows you.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Blows you? Why would you want that? Who needs their hair to be styled when they go to the museum? Finger up your ass, I understand. Sometimes you need to loosen things up to have a good BM. Now that’s customer service you won’t get at the Louvre
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ImaginaryNoise79@reddit

This made me laugh out loud. I have a paralyzed dog. That does in fact help him poop.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Aw. I’m glad he has a nice parent
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Cutsdeep-@reddit

Mona Lisa is a great dog mum
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Sounds like imaginary noise to me
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Cutsdeep-@reddit

Why would a blow job help a dog poo?
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slimecounty@reddit

_which part?_
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ImaginaryNoise79@reddit

A finger up the butt gets things moving when he's having trouble pushing hard enough (poor little guy)
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Unknowinglyodd@reddit

What's the address of this museum? (asking for a friend)
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discerningpervert@reddit

I'll do the first part for free
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Username checks out… I think?
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nrith@reddit

Le Lover
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probablynotreallife@reddit

What are strap clubs?
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

We all get together to discuss and compare types of straps, and uses for straps. Some of us strap things together. Every now and then, we strap ourselves to each other or to the ceiling. All things related to the glorious creation that we call “straps” are welcome.
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bronerotp@reddit

a lot of strip clubs do not have his best artwork on display
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I think that’s subjective
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TheCommonFear@reddit

An idea is normally a recommendation for action. This is a shower thought. With that being said....how many strip clubs have you been to? I outta tell you that small town clubs are not exactly shining examples of enticing people lol
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I guess I could’ve said “good strip clubs” and “should be considered” but I think that’s already implied
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PMme_why_yer_lonely@reddit

so you've been to more strip clubs than you've have ideas. I guess I could've said "good ideas"
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Ah yes. I just realized you’ve heard every idea I’ve ever had. Mind you the name of the sub is not “good ideas”
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Deciduous_Loaf@reddit

As an artist, conventionally attractive ladies are fine artistically, but beauty in art goes far beyond what is conventional. In art, you learn to admire less conventional traits, the unique and interesting elements of a person. The human body has a lot more to offer than what strip clubs find marketable.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Sure, why not. But I think a lot of artists try to appeal to what’s conventionally attractive when marketing their work
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Deciduous_Loaf@reddit

Some artists. I wouldn’t say most. And to those that do only see the artistic value of conventional beauty, their work isn’t as commonly featured in museums. Looking at the span of human experiences, this is but a blip in our perception of what is beautiful. Go anywhere around the world, in any other time and what is “God’s best artwork” differs. My point is really that a museum that shows off the broad array of human beauty from an artistic perspective wouldn’t be a strip club because it focuses on a specific type of beauty that is conventional to our time and place.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I don’t think “showing a broad array” is a requirement for being a museum
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Vreas@reddit

Idk man I don’t look at myself with regret after spending a night at an art museum
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dondegroovily@reddit

You mean the art of separating people from their money? Sure
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Are you asexual? Plus, everything in the world costs money
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dondegroovily@reddit

Strip clubs are basically a series of scams with boobs. I've only been once, they repeatedly lied about prices, guilt tripped for tips, and overall were just scuzzy and scammy I don't see the relevance of your asexual comment. I guess you didn't have any actual argument so you had to make a false assumption
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septim525@reddit

That sucks, but your experience is not the norm, in my opinion 
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

It seemed like a pretty safe assumption. I didn’t realize I needed to make an argument. Anyway, I’ve been to multiple strip clubs, and never witnessed any begging, lying, or scamming.
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Giant_War_Sausage@reddit

Does that make strippers’ tattoos vandalism?
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

If they are consensual than they’re just art
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Giant_War_Sausage@reddit

This is why I’m a Pastafarian.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I wonder if that falls under the scope of Unitarian Universalism 🤔
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Giant_War_Sausage@reddit

We are all under the scope of his Noodly Appendage! Ramen brother. Ramen.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

May peas be with you
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shponglespore@reddit

Downvoted for censoring a perfectly normal word.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Downvoted for being considerate. Nice
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shponglespore@reddit

There's n*thing considerate about replacing random letters with asterisks.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

There’s nothing childish about being sensitive to the fact that children frequent this platform.
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shponglespore@reddit

Nothing about censoring the word "strip" benefits children in any way.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Children who aren’t familiar with the word will not be able to fill in the blank. It’s a real thinker, I know
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shponglespore@reddit

Ok, Tipper Gore. Do you think children have never heard of a strip of cloth, the Vegas strip, or wire strippers? Any child who doesn't already know the word strip won't magically understand what a strip club is just because you typed word "strip". If you're so worried about children (who are NOT supposed to be on Reddit in the first place) learning that strip clubs are a thing, you shouldn't be posting about them where you believe children will read it.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

That’s a lot of text for something that could’ve been one sentence. Anyway, the point is they won’t *immediately know what I’m talking about*, which decreases the chances of exposing a child to something they don’t know about. That might not be exactly what I said, but I thought what I said was sufficient for anyone who doesn’t require pedantry. Obviously the censorship doesn’t make it impossible to understand. There’s way too many eagerly disagreeable people on this platform. All of you could easily keep your negativity to yourself.
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shponglespore@reddit

>That’s a lot of text for something that could’ve been one sentence. [Proceeds to write a novella.]
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Yes, my thought required many more words than yours, and your response was planned. What a predictable and compelling rebuttal that in no way indicates you’re at a loss for words
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c3534l@reddit

more of a showerthought than a crazy idea
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Lordgeorge16@reddit

r/Showerthoughts is that way, buddy. This isn't an idea, it's an observation.
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gmanz33@reddit

It's neither. The use of the term"god" would indicate that this is neither an idea nor an observation.
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dondegroovily@reddit

Dude, you're the one whose logic was "guy doesn't like strip clubs and is therefore asexual"
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

idea Definitions from Oxford Languages noun: idea; plural noun: ideas; noun: the idea 1. a thought or suggestion as to a possible course of action. “the idea of linking pay to performance has caught on” Similar: plan design scheme project proposal proposition ##suggestion recommendation aim intention objective object ##purpose end goal target ##a concept or mental impression “our menu list will give you some idea of how interesting a low-fat diet can be” Similar: concept ##notion conception conceptualization ##thought image mental picture visualization abstraction ##perception hypothesis postulation ##an opinion or belief. “nineteenth-century ideas about drinking”
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AanthonyII@reddit

You can say strip on the internet
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

I prefer to censor words that may be considered inappropriate for a diverse audience
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BigPoppaStrahd@reddit

I don’t know, dude, women are pretty awesome, but I would strongly suggest taking a road trip and seeing the beauty of the wild natural world.
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Mission_Grapefruit92@reddit (OP)

Women are a part of nature, and while they aren’t feral, I appreciate their beauty over any animal, rock, mountain, or tree I’ve ever seen.
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onehandedbraunlocker@reddit

... with a naked girl as company. Voilà, best of both!
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Crunchie2020@reddit

Best girls would be cat walks and model magazines. Strip clubs are gods fun girls. Angels off desires.
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qozh@reddit

Feels more like a r/showerthoughts
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eweyk88@reddit

God's best artwork leaves snail trails
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umotex12@reddit

sounds something a drunk ass pseudointellectual greasy professor creep uncle from second-grade literature university would say after creaming his pants
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