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What are these puffy balls in trees that I see in the UK?

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What are these puffy balls in trees that I see in the UK?
Are they natural? Did aliens put them in? Did the tree get a bad haircut? So many questions…so few answers

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ErisedFelicis@reddit

Bird nests.
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Agreeable_Shame_9257@reddit

Hahahahahaha like my scraggy heap of hair. Used to get called a clip and a walking talking birds nest
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Trifusi0n@reddit

Nah I don’t think so, not spherical like that. Probably mistletoe.
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ErraticUnit@reddit

Definitely mistletoe. Sign you have clean air!
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Itchy_Flounder8870@reddit

Crazy to think its a parasite!
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Dayzed-n-Confuzed@reddit

👆this one. Definitely mistletoe. Often found in trees with existing nest sights as the berries are very sticky and get transferred by sticking to birds. They then are deposited on the trees during the birds pruning or cleaning.
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Jacktheforkie@reddit

I’d imagine some gets eaten and pooed out
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_Odi_Et_Amo_@reddit

Mistle Thrush has entered the chat.
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AtroposMortaMoirai@reddit

Noisy little gits.
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Dougally@reddit

A Common Bottom Flinch?
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_Odi_Et_Amo_@reddit

Funnily enough, I believe it may be known in some parts as a Storm Cock
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Jacktheforkie@reddit

Nice
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PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit

Get stuck on asses and then rubbed on to the branch.
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Jacktheforkie@reddit

That too
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Dayzed-n-Confuzed@reddit

This is the way💩
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Jacktheforkie@reddit

Yeah
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Personal-Acadia@reddit

Is your upvote button broken?
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Jacktheforkie@reddit

Why?
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static_tensions@reddit

So kissing under mistletoe is a risk for having birds shit no me? Thankfully no one wants to kiss me.
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RummazKnowsBest@reddit

But some may want to be shat on.
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Soft-Affect-8327@reddit

*some* would call being shat upon by their bird a good night in.
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userloserfail@reddit

Your last three words, I guess, are a circuitous route to 'preening'.
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Dayzed-n-Confuzed@reddit

Yep sorry to my English teachers! I is a poorly speller😒
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UsAndRufus@reddit

Mysterious increase in mistletoe? The stones are talking
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josh50051@reddit

I'm really confused is this old? We definitely know why mistletoe is spreading like wild fire. It doesn't rely on the typical bird eats berry and poops seeds. In fact they rely on being sticky and birds wipe themselves clean on branches allowing the spread or they eat and their poop becomes sticky so birds wipe their bums on branches. Basically birds actively spread it. And because of how sticky it is a single meal can spread dozens of times not just the once.
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ErraticUnit@reddit

Survey is running until 2026 :) ... What's changed in that cycle? As in: that's been the case for - I'm guessing - thousands of years. Do you know why it's more successfully happening now? The use of 'poop' makes me wonder if that's the US situation? That it arrived fairly recently and it's spreading?
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Wonk_puffin@reddit

Whoa. Learned something new. Always assumed birds nest. I mean a spherical nest with a hole in the side feels like a warmer and drier option. 😅
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TheRealSlabsy@reddit

Really? There's mistletoe everywhere where I work, and it's an industrial estate full of factories.
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ErraticUnit@reddit

I have have been taught duff info, but not much in nature is absolute... even if not, if every other factor is great for thing x, you are more likely to get it than if all factors are missing. Like humans: we're really not great at the cold but we spread nearly everywhere!
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TheRealSlabsy@reddit

It's interesting. I walk the block every lunchtime and have spotted red and green eating apples, cherries, blackberries, wild strawberries, pineapple weed, yarrow root etc but I leave them alone because of the number heavy lorries that are in that area. I have the impression that it's heavily polluted. Again, who knows?
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ErraticUnit@reddit

I think that is a wise decision :) but those would be heavier particulates, which settle more quickly, so maybe less of an issue for air quality?
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GammaPhonica@reddit

TIL what mistletoe is. I mean, I’ve heard of it of course, but never gave a thought as to what it actually is. Thanks 👍
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OrangeGravy@reddit

I normally see these by motorways? Can't be clean air there surely.
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ErraticUnit@reddit

Guess that depends on the amount of time you spend elsewhere (as in, is that the only chance you have), and what is going on round the motorway: a long thing road through otherwise clear countryside, especially with a bit of breeze, will not hugely turn the dial, but a large town or city would.
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nonnymousse19@reddit

Probably full of Nargles...
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Colourbomber@reddit

For sure. My partner is Polish we have been together 13 years so ive been there countless times and it's everywhere there.
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trysca@reddit

Not sure about that, it's very common in Poland which has terrible air quality.
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clairebearshare@reddit

True, terrible air quality in Poland and tons of Mistletoe everywhere :)
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MessalinaMia@reddit

Thriving outside Premier Inn Heathrow, not sure it cares about avgas or exhaust fumes too much.
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ramxquake@reddit

I thought mistletoe was like a vine for something. Never heard of parasitic plants. If I saw something like that I'd think it was a bird's nest.
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Its_JP-@reddit

Absolutely what I thought but my Nan corrected me had no idea it looked like this cool though
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plymdrew@reddit

They're alongside the M5 in Somerset are you sure it's a good indicator of clean air?
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ErraticUnit@reddit

Yep.
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Kaiyead@reddit

Pretty much the length of Gloucestershire and S/Westward M5. Mistletoe used to be a lovely happenstance in years gone by on apple and oaks. Always used to be given as an example of partial parasitism in Biology lessons. Virtually none of the mistletoes are left at reachable height as they have been cropped for Christmas street pushing - some *allegedly* by travellers who weave in "don't turn down your luck" if you don't want to buy - but probably the most likely - by market/street traders in exchange for a few readies.
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DisorderOfLeitbur@reddit

I don't know about that last bit. They had them in the middle of Coventry last time I was there.
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Collins2525@reddit

My boyfriend recently educated me on this exact thing and they are indeed mistletoe and not birds nests.
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JoeTisseo@reddit

I see these alongside motorways a lot so not sure how much truth there is in that. Not that I'm call you a liar lol.
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Dutch_Slim@reddit

They grow on fruit trees a lot. And often by motorways you have a lot of crabapple trees. So I think that’s the link. Not sure how tne air quality figures…
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NotForMeClive7787@reddit

This is the correct answer
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barrybreslau@reddit

From a distance could be mistaken for a rook's nest. But probably mistletoe.
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mynameisollie@reddit

I think it does look more like a rook’s nest tbh. Especially as it’s right at the top.
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Cockerel_Chin@reddit

Instructions unclear, snogged a random bird 
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Empty_Philosophy_646@reddit

And now you’re not allowed to coach Spanish football ever again
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TotallyUniqueMoniker@reddit

Oh boy this is going to go on now, I’m worried I’ll be here owl day
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fourflatyres@reddit

So you used your pecker?
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curiousorange76@reddit

And was it swift?
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Low_Matter3628@reddit

No need to crow about it
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jesuisgeenbelg@reddit

Sounds like a good night out
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Cockerel_Chin@reddit

Yeah, it was a lark.
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Additional_Ad_3044@reddit

Not likely considering that's the only tree with any in it. And there's only a few balls, all around the same size. It's also the tallest of the trees, which would be most favored by rooks to nest in.
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Artist_Beginning@reddit

Crows nests
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MemateDave76@reddit

Birds nests 😂😂😂😂
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mikpgod@reddit

Mistletoe, tyere seems to have been a big take off of it over the last 15/20 or so years, at least in Essex
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edge2528@reddit

Becuase the air is getting cleaner... Slowly
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ShooPonies@reddit

See you dragging the thread back to the point 🙂
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AgingLolita@reddit

Because people stopped picking it when smartphones were invented
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RisingDeadMan0@reddit

picking it? its 20ft in the air? pick it how?
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Historical_Exchange@reddit

It crawls down at night
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RisingDeadMan0@reddit

I don't actually know if your messing with me or not lol
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AgingLolita@reddit

People used to climb trees. Honestly.
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Gold-Pollution-1702@reddit

A long lost tradition of having fun I'm afraid. "No buttons to press. I'm not doing it"
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4ever_lost@reddit

Cherry picker
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cdnott@reddit

Children are small, light and easily bribed, and only occasionally break the branch they're clinging to
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OccupyGanymede@reddit

So if I hold my phone over my head, I will get a kiss?
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cyberllama@reddit

As long as you have a picture of mistletoe on your display.
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PerfectCover1414@reddit

What? I thought that was camel toe! Or white stiletto. \*runs and hides from barrage of stereotypes
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Squigglepig52@reddit

Probably squirrel nests? Because they are everywhere around me, and mistletoe doesn't grow in Canada.
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mmh-yadayda@reddit

Disturbing i had to scroll down this far to see the correct answer. 100 points to griffendor
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veniceglasses@reddit

It’s not a squirrels nest, it’s mistletoe.
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mmh-yadayda@reddit

I stand corrected
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Dharcronus@reddit

Crows make nests that look like this from a distance couldn't say for certain without a closer image.
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Bufobufolover24@reddit

More likely to be witches broom based on where it is on the tree.
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Trifusi0n@reddit

Is that a type of plant?
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Bufobufolover24@reddit

It is part of the tree that grows wrong. There can be many reasons, often fungal or damage related. [This is the RHS page on it.](https://www.rhs.org.uk/biodiversity/witches-brooms)
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Bammo88@reddit

Witches brooms they are called, big tangled mess of twigs that grow in the trees
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doogs914@reddit

And wine
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illarionds@reddit

The magpies in my garden have a spherical nest pretty much exactly like that. I see them going in and out.
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shanep92@reddit

Magpies build a spherical nest
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TheDisapprovingBrit@reddit

I never really gave much thought to what mistletoe grows on, but I didn’t expect that
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IsleOfCannabis@reddit

We had a tornado run through the farm down the road couple decades back and afterword. There were indeed a lot of fluffy white things in the trees. It was the chickens or what was left of them.
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Deanovski@reddit

Cameltoe
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DDGibbs@reddit

Well bloody hell, I had no idea mistletoe grew like that!
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Inturnelliptical@reddit

That’s what I thought, especially on the outer edges of the tree, there are a few trees in the park where I walk my dog and can definitely see them close enough too see they are mistletoe.
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Neeeeedles@reddit

Most upvoted yet wrong, its mistletoe
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MisterWafflles@reddit

I know this is askUK but in the US we have squirrels that have nests like this in trees and usually only visible during winter. https://preview.redd.it/kt7zsljyc5me1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2884fff9114acc50818de861369f930df6955efe
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dont_kill_my_vibe09@reddit

Never thought that squirrels would have nests like that. Always thought they make them in some tree holes/crevices etc. Intresting.
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Midgar777@reddit

Well, it seems like *somebody* hasn’t watched “The Gruffalo” 500 times.
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Antique_Ad4497@reddit

Their nests are called dreys.
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LordTwatSlapper@reddit

Motherf*ckers act like they forgot about dreys
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geterbucked@reddit

Very good 😂
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Rev_Biscuit@reddit

Hahaha.Good work
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Ysbrydion@reddit

Nah, they make them from leaves and twigs. The young ones have some practise runs which are comically bad. I had a squirrel family in my garden for five years, fed them, watched the babies grow. Was nice.
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calivino2@reddit

They will do that too but not always available
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squeezemachine@reddit

They prefer the tree cavities but also make dreys as the summer nest; problem is that when there are too many squirrels and not enough cavities they are forced to overwinter and give birth in summer nests. Hence too many baby squirrels falling to the ground in spring.
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madpiano@reddit

These round dense balls definitely look like squirrel nests. Here in the south we only have gray squirrels and they build these. Red ones nest inside trees or closer to the stem. Mistletoe is usually less dense.
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MisterWafflles@reddit

I don't know how squirrels nest across the pond but in the Pacific Northwest states where I've mostly lived we have grey squirrels and they either live in nests or in hollow trees.
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SnowBear78@reddit

No. They make them in a better V of thicker branches. More like the left of the photo.
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aaronagee@reddit

You’re right, they’re squirrel nests here too.
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SnowBear78@reddit

Nope. Mistletoe!
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Huge___Milkers@reddit

The highest upvoted comments on r/askuk threads are always just someone who has no idea and is confidently incorrect
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the_merkin@reddit

You are so right. Almost everyone is incorrect here.
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thefootster@reddit

It is 100% mistletoe there's loads of it near me
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OkTask9452@reddit

That's incorrect
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Dharcronus@reddit

There were a bunch of trees near me where crows were nesting, the nests from a distance looked very similar to this so without a closer image it's hard to really say.
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terralearner@reddit

Now the second is the highest
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RisingDeadMan0@reddit

which is bizarre surely this is semi-common knowledge
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cherales@reddit

Agreed! I have done my utmost to correct to this today - and, fortunately, on this occasion with some authority. It’s clearly roosting Haggis. In the spirit of Jock Black, keep fighting the good fight…
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Mindless_Count5562@reddit

Clicked into this thinking ‘bet it says birds nest’ and yep
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Axeman-Dan-1977@reddit

Pretty sure it's migrating haggis!
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joeChump@reddit

Since you got 1.6k upvotes for an incorrect comment you’re going to have to suffer hundreds of people telling you it’s mistletoe. It’s mistletoe.
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HopefulChallenge5870@reddit

You’re what’s wrong with this country and sub. You’ve absolutely zero clue what shite you’re waffling yet your comment gets top and most upvoted even over correct answers..
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ErisedFelicis@reddit

🤣😂🤣
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Huge___Milkers@reddit

Loooooooool
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Kcufasu@reddit

We live in a world so industrialised people have no idea what a bird nest looks like.. damn
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OrangeFlavoredPenis@reddit

its a squirrel nest
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SnooRecipes1114@reddit

Not sure why this is downvoted, this is also exactly what squirrel nest's (dreys) look like
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OrangeFlavoredPenis@reddit

People who have never seen squirrels I assume :) I watch them out my window every morning cute little bastards.
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OwenTheTyley@reddit

Except it's not a bird's nest, it's mistletoe.
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SentientSandwiches@reddit

This has 1.2k upvotes and it’s wrong. It’s called witches broom https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch%27s_broom
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veniceglasses@reddit

Incorrect, it’s mistletoe.
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SentientSandwiches@reddit

It’s not mistletoe.
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veniceglasses@reddit

It’s green. Witches broom is not green.
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Hayles1066@reddit

Can’t believe I had to scroll so long for the correct answer. My Dad told me when I was a kid that it’s a diseased parasitic part of the tree, seems he was correct.
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veniceglasses@reddit

He is correct about what witches broom is, but this is not witches broom. It’s mistletoe. (Sometimes mistletoe can later cause witches broom though)
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tmr89@reddit

Incorrect
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Exact-Put-6961@reddit

Top commentator or not you are incorrect. Its squirrel nests grey squirrels exactly as in US ( Where they came from)
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tmr89@reddit

No, it’s not
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Exact-Put-6961@reddit

Certainly not mistletoe. Conceivably could be witches broom.
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Howtothinkofaname@reddit

Curious why you are so certain it isn’t mistletoe. It certainly looks a lot like mistletoe, but I can’t claim to be an expert.
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Exact-Put-6961@reddit

I an surrounded by mistletoe, much loooser and larger
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veniceglasses@reddit

https://www.britannica.com/plant/mistletoe OP has said they are green. Not a squirrels nest.
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Bavoon@reddit

It’s mistletoe
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TheseStrategy5905@reddit

What?
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oddjobbodgod@reddit

Not what silly, which!
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EvilZordag@reddit

You mean witch?
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slightlyvapid_johnny@reddit (OP)

But they are green almost like bushes up there. I thought birds would only have twigs
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veniceglasses@reddit

It’s mistletoe, no birds nest or witches broom
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mereway1@reddit

Looks like a ball of branches caused by a bacterial disease
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nixtracer@reddit

Galls?
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mereway1@reddit

That’s a possibility!
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CatFoodBeerAndGlue@reddit

Birds aren't real though
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mkvns@reddit

Nah. This is mistletoe, a parasitic plant that grows on trees.
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setokaiba22@reddit

Can’t believe someone in the UK (or the world) had to ask this question
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HoneyBadger0706@reddit

We don't have birds here , way too cold!! 🥶😆
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Potential_Pass_3593@reddit

It's Witches broom not birds nests
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OrangeFlavoredPenis@reddit

squirrel nests
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gilwendeg@reddit

How is this the top answer? It’s mistletoe
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marktuk@reddit

Wrong, it's mistletoe.
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Stannis_Baratheon244@reddit

I was thinking squirrel nests
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Kitchen_Part_882@reddit

Mistletoe is more likely.
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Gelid-scree@reddit

They are much more likely to be squirel's nests, to be fair.
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Tim-Sanchez@reddit

It's known as witch's broom and can be caused by a number of different things: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch%27s_broom Almost certainly not birds nests.
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herne_hunted@reddit

OP doesn't say where in the UK. We don't get much mistletoe in Birmingham, you see it on fruit trees as you drive through the Evesham Vale but it peters out as you go north. Witches broom is quite common here and birch trees seem to be the main sufferer.
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Kobbett@reddit

I have a map for [mistletoe distribution](https://imgur.com/jYpOuwW), but the dates are missing. The first map is about 100 years before the second iirc. It's surprising how regional it is.
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beeurd@reddit

I live in Worcestershire and see Mistletoe quite often. I had no idea it was that regional, I assumed it was common all over the UK.
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Totobyafrica97@reddit

I'm in redditch and I never knew that was mistletoe lol I was always taught they were bird nests
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VoidGear@reddit

Thanks for sharing- I live in Monmouthshire which is a hot spot for mistletoe according to this map. I can confirm that it’s everywhere here, and I’ve always assumed (wrongly) that it’s the same across the rest of the UK. The more you know!
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herne_hunted@reddit

Isn't there an traditional mistletoe market somewhere around there?
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JimmyMack_@reddit

Is that a good thing that's it's spread then?
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InterestingSpace2012@reddit

Agree, I’m in the vale of Evesham and there is loads of mistletoe and it’s starting to green up at the moment, I’m thinking that this photo isn’t it! Maybe rooks nests or squirrel dreys 🤷‍♀️
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potatan@reddit

> starting to green up at the moment Mistletoe is an evergreen plant
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InterestingSpace2012@reddit

Yes but it is quite dull in the colder months and changes colour as it gets warmer and lighter, sorry didn’t make it clear.
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MeshechBeGood@reddit

There is quite a bit of mistletoe in south Birmingham at least now!
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herne_hunted@reddit

I did try to grow some on the apple tree in my garden but without luck. That was a while back so perhaps I'll have better luck if I try again.
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slightlyvapid_johnny@reddit (OP)

I live in Oxford!
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herne_hunted@reddit

What did we do with ourselves before the interwebs? I've just emerged from a rabbit-hole chasing the UK distribution of mistletoe. [https://mistletoe.org.uk/infosheets/Mistletoe\_infosheet\_1\_Distribution.pdf](https://mistletoe.org.uk/infosheets/Mistletoe_infosheet_1_Distribution.pdf) confirms my impression that my drive north goes through mistletoe country between Bristol and Gloucester. Also shows it stopping well short of Oxford.
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Fearless-Guitar9613@reddit

The brummy smog kills all plamt life. Only the hardiest organisms can survive
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Inside_Ad_5143@reddit

All the other answers are wrong this is the correct answer 
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Crinkez@reddit

Highly unlikely this is 'witches broom'. 99% chance OP's picture is mistletoe.
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Rhydypennau@reddit

Much more likely to be witch's broom. Mistletoe requires much cleaner air than we generally have nowadays, and is consequently not as common as the broom.
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veniceglasses@reddit

It’s green. That rules out nest or witches broom.
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gloomfilter@reddit

Can you say why you think that? I've always assumed mistletoe, but having heard of witches broom, I'm not sure I can tell the difference or why one is more likely than the other.
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Crinkez@reddit

Because I've seen a fair bit of mistletoe in the uk and you can easily tell the difference closer up because the leaves are green in winter when the actual tree's leaves are long gone, and also the mistletoe's leaves are different size/shapes from the tree's own leaves in summer etc. OP's picture is a bit distant, but the shape of the clusters looks closer to the typical mistletoe shape I've always seen.
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gloomfilter@reddit

Thanks for that - much appreciated. I'll take a closer look next time I have the opportunity!
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LaSalsiccione@reddit

Why do you say that? Mistletoe is generally much less common than witches broom.
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Tattycakes@reddit

Thank you! I thought for so long they were birds nests
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inevitablelizard@reddit

Very common with birch but that tree does not look like a birch. How far along they are on branches makes me think they're not bird nests, as large nests would need some support and would be on bigger branch junctions. Mistletoe is possible. Really need closer photos to be honest.
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Orichalcum-Beads@reddit

But the wiki article states they have an ecological role as nests for birds..
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Tim-Sanchez@reddit

Birds can use them to nest in, but they're not "birds nests" in that they aren't created by birds to nest in.
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secretaccountuwu@reddit

nice info, every time i go to germany the trees are RAMMED full of these things and i've always wondered why, i dont see many in england myself
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Comfortable-mouse05@reddit

Cool! Thank you for the new information
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Beginning_East_493@reddit

Mistletoe. Associated with paganism particularly Druids in fertility rituals. So .. Snog a Druid at Christmas
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gatdecor@reddit

They are puffy ballz
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Old-Palpitation-2214@reddit

Mistletoe
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Aggressive_Trade_721@reddit

Magpie nests called basket's.🇬🇧
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Direct-Exit-2229@reddit

You aren’t stupid surely ?
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BamBam-Bungalow@reddit

My area is so rough my immediate thought was plastic bags
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PastRate71@reddit

Arborist here, this is mistletoe also known as gui in France. It's commonly occluded in the summer time when in leaf but in winter provides a rare fruit in the depths of winter, so Is popular with non migratory birds, eg crows. It is transfered by the birds ingesting the fruit and passing the stones which due to the nature of the excrement produced by the mistletoe makes for a very thick and gluey poo. This is also why you will commonly see growing it in vertical runs in a tree. poop to poop basically. Overall it is an invasive species for the tree and a severe infestation can cause a tree to decline as it harnesses the sugar andcwater transport mechanism of the tree in order to survive via piggyback.
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Miserable_You2144@reddit

Jemioła
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Dry_Curve9126@reddit

Mistletoe
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Fast-Time-4687@reddit

squirrel nest
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rocket_man182@reddit

Footballs
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Outside_Ornery@reddit

Bird and squirrel nests
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SeriesDowntown5947@reddit

Missile defence systems. Put up since Putin.
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Me-myself-I-2024@reddit

Mistletoe Technically it is a parasite on trees If you look at some stages in the year it will have white berries on it
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MC_DICKS-A_LOT@reddit

Is this South Park in Oxford?
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twfec@reddit

Mistletoe…
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southernyota@reddit

Jolene dirt
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SecondOne6060@reddit

Magpie nests
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Zealouspigs@reddit

Crow nests
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DISC0DAWN@reddit

Money
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Rz_JO@reddit

nests
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M201107@reddit

It's a squirrels nest.
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WynWisdom@reddit

Mistletoe.
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CivilPut2445@reddit

Tree testicles. Only visible in winter months. Unlike mammal testicles which shrink and disappear in winter due to the cold.
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Moist_Incident8096@reddit

Is this in pxford? Looks like South Park.
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No_Organization_3311@reddit

Tree eggs
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delboy85@reddit

Deflated footballs.
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SCWavebird@reddit

Can also be galls (see second half of this this instagram reel from Arthur) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGvaQ_UMlpS/?igsh=OGR6Y3YyM3p4Ym5i
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Lukesterno2@reddit

Magpie nests
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DondeEsElGato@reddit

Squirrel dray
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wnk_kaiser@reddit

Mistletoe, it's a parasitic plant that latches onto the tree, there's alot of folklore dating back to i believe Anglo saxon times. They thought the berries were a sign of fertility, and the white juice in them was part of that..... Anglo-Freaky...
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Sweet_Sprinkles8679@reddit

I live in the UK
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Artist_Beginning@reddit

They are crows nests
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ChubbyInkedMistress@reddit

Thank you for the outloud cackle
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Bubbly-Chair-3293@reddit

Either mistletoe or a witches broom. Probably witches broom with there being several on one tree.
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Ecstatic_killjoy@reddit

Ashtrays
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WildNortherner1982@reddit

Mistletoe 💪🏼
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Geordiekev1981@reddit

Haggis nests. It’s a myth that haggis are only native to Scotland they roam freely throughout the uk
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Fantasy_Rea@reddit

Bird nests.
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Fun-Chef623@reddit

Squirrel nests are round
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karak-az-karak@reddit

Birds nests
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Shot_Statement_9833@reddit

Could be squirrels nesting
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Noodles1YT@reddit

usually they are birds nests but they could be balloons that have got trapped.
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Mrs-Willie-Mossop@reddit

It's a rookery.
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mdiz1@reddit

Mistletoe
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Yop_BombNA@reddit

Squirrel nests
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Hawkwind43@reddit

Definitely, Mistletoe, sadly, is rearly used at Christmas anymore 😢
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Anxious_backPassage@reddit

They are footballs that have been kicked into the tree and have been impossible to retrieve.
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Puurgenieten89@reddit

In the netherlands there known as heksenbezem(witches brooms)
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thebraindontwork@reddit

Well… every days a school day. Wow.
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Al_Greenhaze@reddit

A drey?
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EmuRacing55@reddit

Trapped UFOs
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RuthlessMercenary@reddit

Ufos
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Agile-Fill306@reddit

As a tree surgeon these are crows nests.
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Early-Measurement669@reddit

It’s mistletoe
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Lotty3@reddit

Nests
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Hopeful-Shelter-5540@reddit

Did someone throw their dog shite up into the tree's ?.
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Shot-Climate-7117@reddit

I’ve been seeing this for weeks around the motorways. Assumed it was mistletoe. I wonder if ev’s are making the air cleaner?
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FullTechnology3439@reddit

Mistletoe, you can kiss under at Christmas
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Silver-Appointment77@reddit

Probably birds nests.
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Super_ShouIder@reddit

In Sweden, they are meatballs
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Ok_Yoghurt1870@reddit

Elephant nests.
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Iamalreadypeeled@reddit

There nest made of twigs and stuff. They are visible when the leaves die off for autumn
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Lucky_Luxy@reddit

Mistletoe.
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Sea-Still5427@reddit

Hard to tell from the photo, but either birds' nests or mistletoe. We have a lot of both here in Suffolk.
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Ill-Breadfruit5356@reddit

Or squirrel’s nests. Seen squirrels heading in and out of them in the trees behind where I work
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SnowBear78@reddit

Not a drey. Definitely mistletoe. Dreys are built in the stronger Vs of the tree not on spindly branches 
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Ill-Breadfruit5356@reddit

Okay, so forget about drey?
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ReignOfWinter@reddit

A squirrels 'nest' is called a drey.
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Joe_Kinincha@reddit

Motherfuckers forgot about drey
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ManipulativeAviator@reddit

Good ol’ Dr Squirrel House.
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OptimusLinvoyPrimus@reddit

You nailed that, the set-up was there for you and you absolutely smashed it home
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Joe_Kinincha@reddit

Why thank you. Believe it or not, it’s an adaptation of the same joke that Mark and Lard did on the wireless at least 20 years ago.
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Old_Administration51@reddit

It is no longer Drey day, Arrivederci!
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spittlejaw@reddit

Brilliant
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spooky_upstairs@reddit

TIL.
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MisterWoodster@reddit

What a drey.
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Important-Lie-8649@reddit

What a grey drey.
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GeordieAl@reddit

Shut that door!
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spooky_upstairs@reddit

Where on earth is the sun hid away
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JePleus@reddit

I like how people keep bringing up that a squirrel's nest is called a drey, as if it's something meaningful about the natural world... when in fact it just means that we humans decided to call a squirrel's nestlike home by a different word than a bird's nestlike home, a fact that has absolutely zero bearing on the actual biology of the squirrel or the bird or of their ecosystems, and that no squirrel or bird will ever have any concept of.
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ShadrachDingle@reddit

A pheasants nest is called a nid.
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HettieSaturn@reddit

They act like they forgot about drey
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confuzzledfather@reddit

There's a bunch of them as you head south out of Newmarket into the villages and i always wondered what they are!
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Sea-Still5427@reddit

After my last comment I realised that why that little platform at the top of the main mast on a sailing ship was called the crow's nest!
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confuzzledfather@reddit

ah wow :D
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treadtyred@reddit

Google images, "crows nests in trees"
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Sea-Still5427@reddit

You're probably right. Bit high and solid for mistletoe.
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TwoZestyclose8354@reddit

To catch the golf balls
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selahed@reddit

Def deep state’s mind control devices
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reverse-bladed-sword@reddit

Cotton that wasn't picked back then.
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Primary_Meal_215@reddit

It's the toclafame
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ClubNo6750@reddit

mistletoe
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GraciasAmigoBro@reddit

they are simply birds nests.
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Dependent_Writing_15@reddit

It's the new way of telling the neighbourhood that the drugs have arrived. Bit more conspicuous than hanging trainers over wires or setting off fireworks 🤣🤣
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apurpleglittergalaxy@reddit

Alien pods. Make an interesting novel tbh.
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cnation01@reddit

Squirrel
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_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit

Mistletoe
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Limp_Introduction_22@reddit

Crows nests
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Pademel0n@reddit

Mistletoe
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Virtual_Pay_6108@reddit

Mistletoe, a parasite.
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b3nj11jn3b@reddit

a kindnof gall on the tree...or mistletoe
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gcrizzle@reddit

Taphrina betulina
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_RustyBeard@reddit

Most likely mistletoe. Possibly pixie death stars if you're in the West country
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spudboi1234@reddit

Mistletoe
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Smartypants7889@reddit

Those are mistletoes
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SadDonut9632@reddit

It’s actually tree cancer
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Paracelsian93@reddit

Definitely Mistletoe - which as other posters have said, you see along the M5 in Somerset (but hardly at all in Devon - does anyone know why?)
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MmmmmGusset@reddit

Mistletoe. Parasitic plant
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CatKungFu@reddit

It’s Mistletoe.
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cass1964@reddit

Dog poo bags . Some throw
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Professional_Snow576@reddit

Wild haggis migrating South in winter.
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FoodExternal@reddit

Bird nexts?
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cc9911@reddit

Mistletoe 100%
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Fun_Stock7078@reddit

Also could be squirrel nests. 🪹
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PreferenceAncient612@reddit

whitches knickers
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EPL0208@reddit

www.emergencyplumb.co.uk
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Miserable-Luck-1681@reddit

100% mistletoe! Research on how it spread it’s a cool fact about bird💩
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Spark_Horse@reddit

Usually dog shit bags or helium balloons.
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PuloMc@reddit

irs a fucking nest for birds
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yytheintrovert@reddit

The Lorax
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Len_S_Ball_23@reddit

Mistletoe is bad for trees, it's a parasitic plant that steals nutrients from the host tree. This weakens the tree and makes it susceptible to other diseases.
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Dependent-Bet1112@reddit

Birds nests, usually rooks and crows if they are flat and high up as in the picture. But if they are more randomly distributed and spherical in shape then they can also be mistletoe.
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Zealousideal_Novel92@reddit

This is squirrel and ground rodent nests
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KayOx97@reddit

OP is this South Park in Oxford?
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slightlyvapid_johnny@reddit (OP)

Yup
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chubby-jay@reddit

South Dakota I'm in the north east corner the squirrels here make nests in trees. They sit up in their tiny highrise apts and look down and mock the dogs below..
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spank_monkey_83@reddit

Moon balls
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Nice-Advertising1133@reddit

Witches brooms or besoms.
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Far-Read8096@reddit

squirrel nests
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GL510EX@reddit

Roosting haggises
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Charley-Says@reddit

They have three legs I believe with the third rear leg longer than the front two, this enables them to run at fast speed up the Glens but can't run down them easily... So the trick is to chase them up the hill and then have someone on the other side ready to club the little fuckers to death...
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Terrierist1967@reddit

Unfortunately, you are misled. They have legs longer on one side to allow them to run round hills at speed. What you refer to is a deformity found in lowland Haggis that have migrated north.
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Charley-Says@reddit

Damn you Encylopdia Britannica... Last time I read those...
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cherales@reddit

As kids on the West Coast of Scotland we used to hunt them and didn’t realise until later where they slept at night. Wild, freshly caught Haggis was one of those tastes that once acquired is hard to shake. A gamekeeper on the Argyll Estate, Jock Black (sadly long dead), helped teach me about practical estate management; as ‘humans’ we encroach upon the wild world and, with some grace, we are required to sadly cull numbers to ultimately help ensure the survival of the nobel, oft maligned, but magnificent Haggis. Long live the memory of Jock Black, long live the Haggis. x
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ChardonnayCentral@reddit

I've never seen them in the wild. I've only seen them in tins.
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cherales@reddit

To see them in the wild is one of life’s magical, majestic moments, although it is obviously tinged with regret for myriad reasons. I was lucky enough to accompany Jock across the Scottish moors, starting early of a morning, sometimes before the dawn broke. We’d walk across the moors tracking the Haggis; I clearly recall not seeing any buildings, telegraph poles, no sign or encroachment of humanity into the wild, just moorland for miles and miles out to the green and blue horizon - and at various moments in the walking waking day he’d point out those Haggis that unfortunately needed culling. Whilst it was on him to sort it for the Estate, of course, or me as his rifle that day, he never once showed anything other than utter respect for the odd world we all share. Whilst it was a sobering experience, even to an early teen like me, it’s a lesson I’ve carried with me for many years. Some years later, I became (vocally) upset with some twats on a Spam shoot, who showed no respect for the sadly wounded Spam, even though I had said I would be a caddy that day and not a shooter. Fortunately, Jock never saw what the twats did and didn’t do that day, as I’d suspect he wouldn’t have treated the braying twats as kindly as I did, albeit probably that was all only due to my young age and inexperience. Even now, all these years later, I hated that I had to dispatch the Spam myself, and sometimes think Jock would most lively have been less worried about telling the twats how it was going to be… Other memories of the elusive Haggis and Jock? Best I don’t share the story of Jock and his Renault 4 and I shooting from an open window across the lock at 6am, at least, not for now. Funny old world; I sometimes think of the elusive Haggis, of long passed Jock, and the need for mutual respect in our shared world. Funny old world x
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Terrierist1967@reddit

You are an absolute legend, thanks for the smiles and I'll take a dram for Jock tonight.
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cherales@reddit

Thank you, that was an unexpected and lovely comment to wake up to! Although I’ve only just seen your comment, I think I’m going to start using the phrase (when discussing the noble Haggis and / or remembering the past fondly) “I’ll take a dram for Jock tonight”. Slàinte mhath x
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ProfessionalMottsman@reddit

Not as good as the wild but they have an enclosure in Edinburgh zoo
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Leucurus@reddit

I’ll drink a dram to Jock Black tonight 💪
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cherales@reddit

Thank you! Wherever he is now he’ll be sure to be looking warmly up, or looking coolly down, and sharing a dram or more with us all too. He and my Dad introduced my brother and I to top shelf spirits in our early / mid teens: I loved the West Coast malts even at that young age - and will often revisit Bunnahabhain after all these years. Now that’s a life lesson I look back on fondly!
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PastLanguage4066@reddit

Haggi?
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Bass_Baby236@reddit

Mistletoe, it's a parasite growing on the tree, very lovely
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AllyStar17@reddit

They’re most likely mistletoe
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Reasonable-Key9235@reddit

Most likely mistletoe, but the photos aren't very clear. Other options would be dreys or nests, but most likely mistletoe
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Open_Ad_4741@reddit

Tell me you’ve never been outside without telling me
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Some-Background6188@reddit

If my balls looked that puffy I would be worried, they are bird nests.
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Mudeford_minis@reddit

Or mistletoe,
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Previous_Kale_4508@reddit

Unmistakable when accompanied by a druid and a golden sickle.
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UnderstandingFit8324@reddit

100% (source I'm Getafix)
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shinyshef@reddit

This is the correct answer
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grizzlegurkin@reddit

They're squirrel nests. They're called dreys.
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GranFlakes@reddit

Squirrel drey
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Desktopcommando@reddit

Mistletoe
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nubz7363@reddit

Are people actually this thick?
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Pitif362@reddit

Probably plastic bags. They have a tree fixation.
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Bubbly_Goat_9929@reddit

Are people stupid
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HealthyDurian8207@reddit

It's a shame you're wheelchair bound so you couldn't take a minute to cut across the grass to get a better picture.
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MuddledTulip@reddit

I’m stunned these aren’t birds nests!
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CILHD2005@reddit

I hope those are not the nests of invasive hornets. Plenty of those where I live in France. These look a bit round and solid to be mistletoe. That said, I don’t know if hornets would build several in the same tree.
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dm_me-your-butthole@reddit

birds :3
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Chaoticbeans_@reddit

Mistletoe
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Happy-Can9727@reddit

Crow nest
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aaronagee@reddit

They’re squirrel nests (dreys).
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ChocolateQuest4717@reddit

Well TIL about mistletoe in trees! I had always just assumed these balls to be birds nests, never looked closer and now mind blown to discover this. I thought folk were pulling OP's leg at first until I googled it. Thank you Reddit!
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HMS_Hexapuma@reddit

The street I work on has many trees and almost all of them have at least one and sometimes several Mistletoe clumps. They're too high to access at Christmas and they're terrible for the tree but they're still kinda picturesque.
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anomalous_cowherd@reddit

There's a lot of mistletoe in the trees around here (SW England) but I haven't seen anyone collecting it even from the lower branches and at Christmas time. I get the feeling the old "grab anyone for a quick kiss because they happen to be walking under some mistletoe" has been consigned to the creepy grabby past now. Or maybe I just don't get invited to the right parties...
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HMS_Hexapuma@reddit

I think you're right, although it's still used "Decoratively" at Christmas. Although perhaps less the real stuff because of the risk of poisoning pets.
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Buffsteve24@reddit

Same, I thought they were crows nests, always wondered why they nested so close together like 5+ nests in one tree 🤣
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nixtracer@reddit

Rooks do nest like that: fifty nests in closet proximity is not uncommon.
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muddleagedspred@reddit

I thought it was rookeries too. I've learned something this morning.
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Sasspishus@reddit

Rooks stay close to their nests all year round, going off to feed during the day but roosting there at night, so you'd see them around and there'd be a lot more of them
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OreoSpamBurger@reddit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rookery
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ninjabennett@reddit

I had always thought they were some kind of birds nest. Today I learnt something knew!
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OreoSpamBurger@reddit

Some of them may be - as others have commented, Rooks do nest together in large groups and it looks similar to this too.
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JB__R@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/vymri2ce79me1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519fad28bbbdace9fb01541609d9e765a7acc4bb I was just looking at a bird nest that I can see before coming on reddit and seeing this post 😂
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ZealousidealFarm9413@reddit

Mistletoe 
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Fluid_Ad7244@reddit

Squirrel dreys there’s loads where I live and defo not mistletoe
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FrontalLobe_Eater@reddit

i can smell alien trying to gather information from a mile away
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Jessiemh893@reddit

Either a rucks nest or mistletoe
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ajschwamberger@reddit

Here in the USA that would be most likely a squirrel nest, but in the UK, I would think it's the same... But I am unfamiliar with the plants and animals in that area of the world.
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CthulhusEvilTwin@reddit

Nesting wombles
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-C0rcle-@reddit

Haggis
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Neither_Conclusion_4@reddit

Could you please take a picture, a little further away with lower resolution? Thanks
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Educational_Minute75@reddit

Russians.
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gaspoweredcat@reddit

They're charging stations for the robot birds MI5 use obviously
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Revolution-cat@reddit

Could be squirrel dreys or mistletoe
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Revolution-cat@reddit

Squirrel dreys
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Jcgcuk@reddit

Aren't they bats nests?
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Chunderdragon86@reddit

Bags of dog dirtpobably
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shiteater333@reddit

im crying, have brits never been outside or what?
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vibratezz@reddit

Not without a license. Speaking of which, you got a license for those tears mate?
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ramxquake@reddit

I go outside, I thought it was a bird's nest. Outside doesn't have descriptions of things.
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MajorMovieBuff00@reddit

Nests
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AnthraciteEmblem@reddit

Crow nest
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TeddersTedderson@reddit

Mistletoe
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RealTwizzycheeselord@reddit

So glad someone asked cus there's a bush outside my house with one ngl I thought it was a tumbleweed
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GreatDrop8063@reddit

They are squirrel dreys. When trying to cull grey squirrels you shoot the dreys and they then run through the trees
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Snoo-84389@reddit

Alien landing sites...
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take_this_username@reddit

*"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball..."*
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3minutehero70@reddit

They're called bird nests and they're exclusive to the UK
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AgentOrange131313@reddit

They’re the tea plants
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IGLOO_BUM@reddit

Never seen those would have said bin bags lol
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OneCheek1679@reddit

Bin bags stuck in the tree
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unfaithfulhedgehog09@reddit

Mistletoe, its actually parasitic. How romantic.
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Kistelek@reddit

Mistletoe and it’s on the rise in the UK so the Tree Council are doing a survey. You can help. https://treecouncil.org.uk/science-and-research/mistletoe-research/
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Interesting_Film2021@reddit

Misletoe most definitely Only other option would be a squirrel dreys but probably mistletoe
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CrownCommando@reddit

Bloody hell, how have you made it to ‘being able to create a post on Reddit age’ and not know these are birds nests?
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Intrepid-Focus8198@reddit

Mistletoe
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No_Noise_5733@reddit

Empty birds nests
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Critical-Macaron-690@reddit

At first I thought they were bird nests
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Royal-Principle6138@reddit

Pooh bags 😂
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scottishnut@reddit

A Drey which is the nest a squirrel makes.
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tinabelcher182@reddit

It’s mistletoe. I am 31 years old and have seen these in local trees all my life and have always assumed they were birds nests. Never questioned it. Until just before Christmas I was walking through some of our local fields with my mum, and on the ground was a bunch of mistletoe (I’d never seen real mistletoe up close) and my mum pointed up to the “birds nests” when I asked where it had come from. My mind was absolutely blown. I had no idea it just grew in trees like that.
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Fast_Ad_5748@reddit

Crows nests
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bobglenswift@reddit

I always thought they were squirrel nests
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Napalmdeathfromabove@reddit

Mistletoe, looks like a lime tree from the shape, there's some on my commute I go under.
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rhysbreezy@reddit

Dolphin eggs
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Bammo88@reddit

It’s called a witches broom https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+the+growth+in+trees+that+looks+like+birds+nests&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari
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newsspeak1984@reddit

I always thought this was a ‘Bong Tree’ synonymous with The Owl and the Pussycat.
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RevolutionaryTie1743@reddit

Mistletoe
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danangdevils@reddit

My kids call them monkey nests…🤣
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Resident-Rise-8457@reddit

Look like fresh coconut to me coconut 🥥
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Mulligan320@reddit

Rook nests the higher in the is a sign of better weather to come
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grow-weed-2111@reddit

Aliens
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Appropriate-Lychee92@reddit

They are bird nests, how dense can people really be?
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RangerUK@reddit

It's matted fur, like on dogs
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Auntie_Cagul@reddit

If they are almost spherical then it will be mistletoe. Birds' nests tend to be flatter on top.
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NRGISE@reddit

I am sure that is a diseased tree. Or a sign of that it has a disease. Could be totally wrong, but somewhere in my memory banks that when I saw this, it meant the tree has a disease. Been a very long time since I was in the UK.
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RazorColla@reddit

We have these in Pennsylvania, they are large spider nests.
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gorgeousoutrageous@reddit

they’re squirrel nests
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German-Serenity@reddit

These puffy balls are mistletoes.
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Sugar-Wookiee@reddit

I'm not even from the UK, but I see this all the time in Northern California and have always wondered what it was. My partner and I always called them "ball trees" and have never been able to figure it out. Then I stumble across this answer on the front page from a sub I'm not even in. Thank you for the answer!! 🤣
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PalmSunday1953@reddit

Squirrel nests?
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Infrared_Herring@reddit

That's mistletoe
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bigkahuna1uk@reddit

Looks like a drey, a squirrel's nest.
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oneofmanysallysongs@reddit

Squirrel nests bruv
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kitastrophae@reddit

Mistletoe.
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Some-Air1274@reddit

It’s bird nests!
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thehobgoblinranger@reddit

Those are dropbears
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ToYourCredit@reddit

Puff balls
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Mcwin-Douglas@reddit

Puffy balls on trees... You're welcome!
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LionCM@reddit

I see them all the time driving in France: it’s mistletoe.
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Sea_M_Pea@reddit

Mistletoe
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NotARealLemonParty@reddit

Those are quantum entangled sophons.
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Mediocre-Recover3944@reddit

Tree acne
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illarionds@reddit

I would say birds' nests, most likely crows. But could be mistletoe.
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Unfair-Ad8014@reddit

I will never say nest again  Puffy balls from now on 
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Santik--Lingo@reddit

squirrel nest !
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seahorseescape@reddit

Mistletoe :)
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clairebearshare@reddit

Mistletoe
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mkvns@reddit

Everyone’s already pointed out that this is mistletoe. But do you know how it gets there in the first place? Its distinct white berries are eaten by birds. The sticky coating of the berry prevents the seed from falling off the bird when it poops. So the bird has to wipe its bum on the tree branch. Voila!
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herefortheworst@reddit

They are definitely not nests of any kind. It’s mistletoe. It’s a parasite that attaches to trees. I thought the same for ages but if you look closely you can see live foliage.
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katlaki@reddit

Fuck sake. I confidently told my wife it is a bird's nest. Without foliage that is how a nest looks like. You learn things everyday.
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Gr1mR3p0@reddit

This is how we men get labelled "mansplainers" 😆
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Awordofinterest@reddit

In the UK we have a few birds that build nests in a similar way to how mistletoe grows, they are also birds that eat the berries from the mistletoe (and poop out the seeds near other trees) It gives the birds protection, as the nests are safer. It also gives the mistletoe a way to reproduce. It's a symbiotic relationship.
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purply_otter@reddit

Big clumps of mistletoe Mistletoe is a parasite, instead of rooting in the ground its roots to a tree and saps its nutrients. How does it get up there? Mistletoe Berry is very sticky, the seed sticks on the birds feet and is transported high up into the tree where the bird sits and sticks to the branches. Alternatively- bird eats the Berry and poops the seed out on a branch. Mistletoe is thought to be traditionally associated with kissing because it clings/sucks onto the tree
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kwolat@reddit

You're fine. I won't tell, and if you just make sure she doesn't see this, I think you're on the clear.
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General_Cherry_3107@reddit

Next Christmas I want to be kissed under the parasite.
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ema_l_b@reddit

Holy shit. I thought the mistletoe thing all the way through this thread was a running joke that I'd missed. TIL
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YTPSGF@reddit

Was gonna say birdnests but once again Reddit comments have taught me something.
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DarkGenerator@reddit

Nest from birds
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ValleyCommando@reddit

They are tv signal detectors, they check to see if you are watching tv without a license
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RL203@reddit

Squirrels' nests.
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One-Function166@reddit

Looks like squirrels nest but can’t be 100% without closer photo
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No_Organization7974@reddit

run from there
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Heckhead@reddit

Is this South Park? I think I have a photo of those exact mistletoe balls!
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slightlyvapid_johnny@reddit (OP)

Yup tons all around south park lol
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Heckhead@reddit

had no idea i had such nostalgia for that place til i saw that photo and was instantly transported back.
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AttemptLoud6911@reddit

Mistletoe. It’s a parasitic plant.
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Secret_Photograph364@reddit

I would say a parasite, probably mistletoe.
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InternalIncrease4403@reddit

Bin bags getting inflated by the wind
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Such_Librarian_731@reddit

Bird nests. Touch grass
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EggplantEater64@reddit

Infamous tree tumours. Completely benign and harmless.
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arrowsmith20@reddit

The jolly green giant has been looking for balls that he lost
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thxrpy@reddit

Massive pigeons
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Early_Wrap_9190@reddit

Basically midget aliens land there to charge their space ships
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Ok_Garlic_815@reddit

Chinese weather balloons
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Caralhadas8@reddit

Cocaine balls...
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awm22@reddit

Mistletoe
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coldazures@reddit

6G masts mate. Burn them down before they start poisoning your kids with heavy metals and toxic frequencies.
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pieleen55@reddit

Witches broom. https://www.rhs.org.uk/biodiversity/witches-brooms
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jeharris56@reddit

Pokemons.
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slightlyvapid_johnny@reddit (OP)

So for context, photo was taken in South Park in Oxford. They are green and bushy and definitely not birds nest and have been green all throughout the dead of winter.
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Affectionate-Mud-595@reddit

Seen loads of this round here - it's clumps of cameltoe.
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slightlyvapid_johnny@reddit (OP)

So I have never seen mistletoe in any of the countries that I have lived in 😂 i just thought it was a christmas thing
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sir_mooney66@reddit

Lost footballs.
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khalnaldo@reddit

UFOs
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2324123@reddit

Mistletoe
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Weekly_Connection396@reddit

They look like dreys squirrel nests
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cillam@reddit

Squirrel nests
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Orchio91@reddit

Crows nests, they tend to nest together hence all in one tree.
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shortymeeee@reddit

Squirrel nests
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GallaeciCastrejo@reddit

Asian hornets. Say goodbye to your bees and better start programming a massive nation wide program to burn them down if you want to preserve your beed and keep the neighbors safe.
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PartyPirate100@reddit

Don’t think anyone else has said this yet, its mistletoe
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cratercamper@reddit

parasites
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Pockysocks@reddit

Nests. Likely crows.
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Dr_Turb@reddit

I think rooks - the idea is that rooks next together (hence rookery), while crows form solitary couples.
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pelvviber@reddit

Neither. It's absolutely Mistletoe.
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Dr_Turb@reddit

On zooming in, it does look rather leafy, i.e. like mistletoe.
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pelvviber@reddit

I've seen loads of this in trees over the last few years, I can't recall seeing anything like it growing up in the 70s/80s. I wonder if climate change has had an effect?
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Dr_Turb@reddit

Probably depends where you live. In my area there's always been loads of mistletoe. When I was growing up I thought it was only in apple trees, but later realised loads of trees can host it. But another thought: maybe one or more of (a) fewer people actively managing the trees, as we don't use home-grown bean poles etc. any more, so more chance for it to establish; (b) people deliberately fostering mistletoe in their trees, to sell at Christmas; (c) changes in the balance of tree species with the near-total loss of elm and series losses of ash; etc.
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BastardsCryinInnit@reddit

*Christmas time....*
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CovidCalypso@reddit

If its mistletoe then I had no idea mistletoe was in such abundance in random trees throughout absolutely everywhere in the UK. Always just thought these were birds nests!
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DamagedWheel@reddit

A type of bird nest. I know what kind but I don't want to get them exterminated.
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Sea_Investment_4938@reddit

I've never seen mistletoe in my life. Apparently it's rare here in Scotland.
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cheekysquirrel69@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/jb0a0fu6x5me1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c3252c1061a75279d6abc055e4d535c03cc4e4b
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Additional_Gur7978@reddit

Mistletoe
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Dreadheaddanski@reddit

Mistletoe
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__Becquerel@reddit

Might be mistletoe. We should go stand under it and assess the situation again.
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Soggywallet94@reddit

Could be witches fingers, don't know the proper name but it's a disease/defect in the branches that makes loads of smaller branches grow into strange little spherical (almost) structures. They look pretty cool up close. Also could be nests.
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james9483@reddit

Bags of dog shit?
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Sad_Introduction8995@reddit

Flung by high achieving shit slinging owners
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mrcoonut@reddit

That's what came to my mind too
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cherales@reddit

Also this … it was Dame Judy Dench, the actor https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QXlbZQyGLBc
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Reddev83@reddit

They're pods for the feet of alien spacecraft to rest on when they visit. They vary from tree to tree. All hail our alien overlords. 👽
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mereway1@reddit

They look like a growth of branches caused by a bacterial infection!
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Potential_Pass_3593@reddit

It's called Witches broom. Caused by fungi
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Wonderful_Fox_7375@reddit

Carrier bags
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OptimalWelder2934@reddit

Birds nests 🪹 or plastic bags
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Stigwelder@reddit

It's a bin bag tree. That's where all the bin bags come from. It's a UK indust tree
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boddle88@reddit

Tree blobs
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fivetunately4me@reddit

They’re unique to Britain, and will only be seen during the winter months. We call them birds nests. It’s where birds, in this case crows, lay eggs in them and raise their young in them. When the young birds are old enough to fly the nest, so do the adults. Then the following year, the crows return to these nests, and carry out the same process as the previous year.
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Glittering-Round7082@reddit

Either Miseltoe or Squirrel Drays. Can't tell from that photo.
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DogEnvironmental2826@reddit

Mistletoe!
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Bit-Solid@reddit

Squirrel drey (nest)
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Rymbo_Jr@reddit

Any strange orbs that look like the ones in your photo, I can guarantee you that they are clumps of mistletoe. Most bird nests are smaller and there are a lot fewer of them nesting at this time of year in the UK.
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reditcyclist@reddit

🤦🏼‍♂️
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sayleanenlarge@reddit

Mistletoe
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Substantial-Mud-2298@reddit

Mistletoe
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Any_Ad_7269@reddit

Zelensky stashing US money 💰
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shadyjohnanon@reddit

UFOs
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Rich-1234@reddit

They’re actually gall wasp ‘nests’. The gall wasp deposits its eggs into the tree branch. One the larvae hatch they give off a chemical that makes the tree mutate and grow bushy around them to prevent predators like woodpeckers feeding on them. Once they pupate they leave the tree and fly away as adult gall wasps
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RhymesWithSpark@reddit

They look like squirrel nests to me
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Unlucky_Plankton_117@reddit

Lol definitely crows nests
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NotABrummie@reddit

Gone off footballs.
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Deep-Impression-7294@reddit

Squirrel nests
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X718klK_h@reddit

We don't talk about those.
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Civil-Ad-4639@reddit

Probably nests
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myhatmycanejeeves@reddit

definitely not mistletoe...birds nest...
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the_uk_hotman@reddit

###There squirrels dreys [video](https://youtu.be/cIY7bBAKce8?si=g7DgkerGGfsIaoDP) of a drey/nest
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Comfortable_View5174@reddit

Aliens?
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davidhampshire@reddit

Mistletoe
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HovercraftEasy2328@reddit

Mistletoe. It's a hemiparasitic plant that roots into trees to tap into their nutrients and water. It's spread when birds eat its white berries and shit out the seeds onto the branches
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Clear-Let-2183@reddit

Mistletoe
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sheseesred1@reddit

if that's South Park in Oxford, it's definitely mistletoe
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BountyBobIsBack@reddit

Lots of trees in my area have mistletoe on them. Every year I think I’ll cut them down, hire a white van and park up near Covent Garden, London and charge £10 for a sprig of mistletoe to gullible tourists…….
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Bumble072@reddit

Are you kidding ?
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Impressive-Ad-9540@reddit

Mail trees?
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Jaded_Needleworker24@reddit

A squirrel dray?? Need a closer pic
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rogermuffin69@reddit

Aliens
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Middle_Suspect_2153@reddit

Fuck my arse, Iv wanted to know the answer to this for sooooo long!
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Jazzbassrunner@reddit

Womble eggs.
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pmacule@reddit

Fat birds
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MickyP10U@reddit

Mistletoe.
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Drimalka@reddit

Mistletoe..it's a disease for the tree
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Bicolore@reddit

It’s not a disease it’s a parasite.
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GourangaPlusPlus@reddit

Trees don't even jump from planes
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Dry_Corgi_5600@reddit

🤣🤣🤣 that's a birds condo.
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Far_Variation_7826@reddit

dude are you retarded
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Comfortable_Plant667@reddit

Squirrel dreys
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eggpotion@reddit

Not birdnests. Mistletoe. It's common misconception
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Inside_Category_4727@reddit

Is one of them a clever sheep named Harold?
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RedNightKnight@reddit

I used to think that they were birds nests but it’s actually mistletoe!
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Important_March1933@reddit

I despair fucking hell. That grey thing is the sky.
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Obvious_Serve952@reddit

mistletoe
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difficult_Person_666@reddit

Birds nests…
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SonOfGreebo@reddit

We never saw mistletoe when I were a lad, but about 30 years ago it was made illegal to harvest and sell it (as Xmas decorations). since then, it's been reappearing. 
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Esoteric_Expl0it@reddit

Some sort of nests? Possibly hornet’s nests?
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Difficult_Target7378@reddit

They are crows nest .
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Goldf_sh4@reddit

Mistletoe.
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Practical_Interview2@reddit

We have a lot of these in Looe in Cornwall in n trees near my home with a large population of crows, definitely crows nest in fact I'm looking at them now
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Jacktheforkie@reddit

I was wondering that earlier lol
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aspiadas66@reddit

Magpie nests I believe
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Caddy666@reddit

bags of shit thrown by dog walkers
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B4dg3r123@reddit

Mistletoe, it’s absolutely 100% Mistletoe
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Extension-Worry2253@reddit

It will be either mistletoe or squirrel drey?
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yonthickie@reddit

This really does look like a rookery. The nests are in groups and are large and messy, not compact and neat. The fact that they are high up looks like rook's nests too.
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MidnightRoses888@reddit

Bird nests.
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bizzlewicks@reddit

They're puff balls- usually appear this time of year due to the low rising moon
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ReySpacefighter@reddit

Mistletoe.
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Spirited_Praline637@reddit

It’s mistletoe.
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TwiztedZero@reddit

I don't know about the UK squirrels. But over here in Canada, these are usually squirrel dreys. A drey is a spherical structure of twigs, leaves and grass built in the forks of a tall tree by squirrels to nest over winter for their hibernation.
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cloud1445@reddit

Hard to tell from a distance which of these it’ll be out of mistletoe, an abandoned birds nest or Joe sometimes just a bunch of old leave and twigs that the wind collected. But I’d plump for mistletoe in this case.
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PM-UR-LIL-TIDDIES@reddit

There's a lovely tree just outside my flat that had several lovely mistletoe balls like these. The magpies and crows used to use them to hide food. The storms we had at the end of last year blew/battered therm all out :(
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mARTIn_1683@reddit

Mistletoe
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tomyoungis@reddit

Mistletoe (viscum). Too much can actually kill the tree. But they grow in bulbs like that
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anchoredwunderlust@reddit

The way I didn’t look and just assumed it was bags of dog shit is pretty sad ey 😅
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WatercressNo8574@reddit

Squirrel nest’s.
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Cee-1109-gee@reddit

Mistletoe !
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LooptheLoop69@reddit

Is this Oxford South Parks? Lol
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aerymor@reddit

They are egg sacs for an animal known by a different name in each nation. Scotland - haggis Wales - rarebit England - yob
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Woekerpaulus@reddit

Those are my pokeballs, sorry
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Healeymonster@reddit

Mistletoe
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mycatiscalledFrodo@reddit

Mistletoe
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Solid-Rise-8717@reddit

… and wine
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WilkoCEO@reddit

…children singing Christian rhyme?
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DolphinRapeCave@reddit

Children swim in pits filled with brine.
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Professional_Base708@reddit

Calm down Cliff
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marcjaffe@reddit

Squirrels
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CD_SallySouthWales@reddit

I thought they were a berry type bush, birds eat berries, then crap on the tree and the pips germinate in the bark and feed from the trees sap
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Powerful_Koala6181@reddit

Plastic bags?
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AlanBennet29@reddit

looks like Mistletoe
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misterbooger2@reddit

That is the nest of a haddock
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Sunshinetrooper87@reddit

[Witches broom? ](https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/blog/2024/11/witches-broom/)
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Stuspawton@reddit

It’s mistletoe
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opopkl@reddit

If they look spherical, it's mistletoe.
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Latter-Soil-2826@reddit

Doubt it’s mistletoe in early spring - that’s a deep winter plant no?
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T-Zwieback@reddit

Whatever you do, be careful resting underneath it. 😚
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aea1987@reddit

Mistletoe
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purply_otter@reddit

Big clumps of mistletoe Mistletoe is a parasite, instead of rooting in the ground its roots to a tree and saps its nutrients. How does it get up there? Mistletoe Berry is very sticky, the seed sticks on the birds feet and is transported high up into the tree where the bird sits and sticks to the branches. Alternatively- bird eats the Berry and poops the seed out on a branch. Mistletoe is associated with kissing because it clings/sucks onto the tree
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HalfwayFerret@reddit

Turkey nests
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pijjp@reddit

Squirrel dreys
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Gazza-Mct@reddit

Rockery. Made by Rooks.
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WeDoingThisAgainRWe@reddit

Fresh growth.
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Kat8844@reddit

I always thought it was mistletoe.
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jfp1992@reddit

It is
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lazylemongrass@reddit

Might be worth climbing up and having a closer look 🤓
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RevolutionaryMail747@reddit

Would love it to be mistletoe but fear it is plastic bags
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Segat280@reddit

Mistletoe! :)
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Ancient_Medicine2487@reddit

Bird nests
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Abject_Ad3773@reddit

Squirrel nest.
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bubblehits@reddit

Wait, I always thought these were bird nests. I'm finding out at 31 years old that it's mistletoe!!
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_weedkiller_@reddit

Nests!!!!
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AddictedToRugs@reddit

Birds nest.  Specifically crows, and in some cases rooks.
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trixiefirecrackerr@reddit

It’s mistletoe
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bioticspacewizard@reddit

When I first travelled from Australia to the UK as a kid, my sister and I nick Ames them poodle trees!
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Substantial_Egg_4660@reddit

Squirrels?
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_franciis@reddit

Depending where you are in the country, it’s almost certainly mistletoe.
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Total-Improvement535@reddit

5G radiation balloons
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UKelder@reddit

Like many others my first thought was mistletoe. There is a tree near me that has had mistletoe growing in it for years. It looks just like this.
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Wiz0rd23@reddit

100% Mistletoe
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Kubrick_Fan@reddit

Squirrel nests
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Randomse7en@reddit

6G phone mast.
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yourefunny@reddit

Mistletoe. Had a good look today after my wife told me. No way it's a birds nest.
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wurst_katastrophe@reddit

Tell me a Christmas song/carol that does not mention them.
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Potential-Future-324@reddit

Definitely mistletoe.
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MerkinMites@reddit

Is a spaghetti bud. They bloom in the spring and 'fruit' in the summer..
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ChewiesLipstickWilly@reddit

Pubes
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somejaysoon@reddit

Bloody kids 😂
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MerkinMites@reddit

.. I mean.. not "kids"..
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piper_perri_vs_5guys@reddit

You cannot be this dense
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Vapr2014@reddit

Bri'ish Ferrero Rocher
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Forsaken_Employment2@reddit

Mistletoe
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Meat2480@reddit

Dog shit camera's, they spot people not picking it up,
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Tia_Tree@reddit

I think mistletoe, we have it near me as well.
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BellligerentBill@reddit

Mistletoe
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AWildAndWoolyWastrel@reddit

Mistletoe.
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Nedonomicon@reddit

Mistletoe
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carlbernsen@reddit

Mistletoe. [https://images.app.goo.gl/4z2xPyWiiRg2WSWW6](https://images.app.goo.gl/4z2xPyWiiRg2WSWW6) https://preview.redd.it/q84z2rvqt4me1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e92019a0437a39690a2c20c40e85475b1dd2bf4
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EdmundTheInsulter@reddit

May be a disease or parasite.
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One-Dig-3067@reddit

Mistletoe actually. Not birds nests
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mackerel_slapper@reddit

Crow’s nests.
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theroch_@reddit

Too thick for mistletoe. Look like squirrel dreys to me
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alohabuilder@reddit

Squirrel nests
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Dduwies_Gymreig@reddit

Squirrels 🐿️ They like to sit in trees and absolutely screech at you sometimes.
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Gethund@reddit

Crow's nests.
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feta_cheese_fan@reddit

They are actually squirrel's nests
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Mkward90@reddit

Either large bird nests (likely rooks), or squirrel dreys
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Mina_U290@reddit

I wrote this omg 20 years ago. 😱 https://h2g2.com/edited_entry/A3700261
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DivePotato@reddit

Squirrel’s dray maybe.
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