I like posts like this

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Red__system@reddit

No fucking clue what's this supposed to mean. May god have mercy on your wretched soul

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234RK@reddit

Reminded me of this one, although it can't be refrence to it since it's more recent.

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loscapos5@reddit

Holy fuck, they boil their water with the microwave?

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gsvevshxndb@reddit

Most of us don’t have kettles, do you expect us to put a saucepan full of water on the stove?

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Darklicorice@reddit

most Americans don't have a kettle? I have a kettle and I know multiple people with one

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DAM0091@reddit

I don't have an electric kettle, but i have a regular one that goes on the stove. I also have a coffee machine that boils water.

You guys only have them because the whole continent got together and said, how can we be as gay as possible? I know, let's all drink this garbage

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loscapos5@reddit

No; we expect you to have a regular kettle or an electric one.

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TheToroRossoboi@reddit

Welcome to the Internet.

Sense is forbidden and you should throw your moral compass away with it.

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Red__system@reddit

Slap on the wrist? Well not this time!

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Omega_brownie@reddit

I think he's saying Voila. Maybe somebody asked for a tomato Pepe.

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Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit

people misspelling voila is one of my rare grammar peeves

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Key-Seaworthiness517@reddit

Sailor V, from your favourite magical girl anime

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Boudac123@reddit

Yo I lose my shit when people type rouge when they mean rogue

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usernamalreadytaken0@reddit

The best greentext posts are the ones immediately responded to with “please God nuke this board off the face of the Earth.”

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twofacetoo@reddit

Yeah, I have a fondness for the ones that are basically 'too 4chan for even 4chan to handle'.

Like this absolute fucking banger in which some poor anon revealed their kink for 'big kneecaps', and the entire site turned on him like starving wolves.

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DefinitelyNotAFridge@reddit

man this reminds me of that one tile fetishist thread

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SOMEMONG@reddit

"So you like knee grows" is an underrated comment

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

You think someone gained a new fetish that night?

Imagine if it awoke something in a few anons and it started becoming more popular 15 years later

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What board is this in? I assumed /b/, but every time I go there it’s just revenge porn and creepazoids sharing thirst traps their relatives posted. Wish I could unsee it. Really slaughters my faith in humanity seeing how many men view women as things to cheat, gawk at, and fuck. But I want to find funny greentexts in the wild

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HamBlamBlam@reddit

It’s bad and so are you.