If during an extremely enjoyable bout of love making the fire alarm went off would you wait until you were finished before evacuating?

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digitalgibbon82@reddit

If you're setting the fire alarm off, I'd consider the use of lube to stop the chafing. On a serious note I'd be out of the building

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pencilrain99@reddit (OP)

But would you continue outside ,your both naked in street anyway

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digitalgibbon82@reddit

I'd carry my mrs down the stairs using my chozzer as support. Just throw the duvet round us as we go

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aezy01@reddit

Is that a Fireman’s lift or a Fireman’s pole???!!!

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All_within_my_hands@reddit

I can't imagine another 4 seconds is going to make the difference between life and death.

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aezy01@reddit

Another 4 seconds? So you’ve already been at it for 4 seconds? Ok Mr Big Shot, give the rest of us a chance. Also, username checks out, kinda.

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Supersaneduck@reddit

I think the alarm would either instantly kill the mood or the extra excitement would finish the job right there. Either way, I should be all good to stop and leave.

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BroodLord1962@reddit

Evacuate obviously, so I could live to make love another day. Sorry but it's a rather silly question.

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Life-Breath-1706@reddit

I’d pick her up and continue going at it whilst carrying her outside. Flames behind me.

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Sophiiebabes@reddit

Depends if you can smell smoke or not...

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Sarge19846@reddit

I'd wait till me feet started to get warm,

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pencilrain99@reddit (OP)

That's why I always wear fire retardant socks in bed

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Sarge19846@reddit

Thats a good idea,and I tend to use a fire blanket,

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destria@reddit

I'd stop, try to throw some clothes on and then evacuate as quickly as I can. I mean this was a relatively common situation when I lived in student halls.

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youngMattTheLadsAtwa@reddit

It would depend entirely on the circumstances.. for example, am I on the top floor of a high-rise building or is my wife there?

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Designer-Distance-20@reddit

Considering the amount of times the fire alarm is a false alarm or set off by the toaster I think I’ll wait till we’re done first.

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NoanneNoanne@reddit

I'd use his hose to put out the fire

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pencilrain99@reddit (OP)

That's usually the next day but a course of antibiotics usually does the trick

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PassiveKoal@reddit

Well they do get paid for it and really shouldn’t be shagging on work time at the station.

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RandomWord8937@reddit

So this is what Kings of Leon were talking about.

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bothydweller72@reddit

Ejaculation before evacuation, every time

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Mossley@reddit

I think I’d evacuate first and then leave the building.

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Chilton_Squid@reddit

I'd assume it was my overly-vigourous lovemaking that had set off the alarm and carry on knowing I was safe

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If during an extremely enjoyable bout of love making the fire alarm went off would you wait until you were finished before evacuating?

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