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Some have said my chicken parmigiana doesn’t look appetizing

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Some have said my chicken parmigiana doesn’t look appetizing

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Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit

If your parmesan is that yellow, what other people think about your food is the least of your concerns.
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Ahh. It was a Mexican blend of cheese. I didn’t want to open a new bag of mozzarella.
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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

That's not chicken Parm. I'm sure it's delicious and satisfying but it's just not.
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perpetualhobo@reddit

Auuughh one ingredient was substituted for a different variety of the same ingredient!! This culinary malpractice has shaken me to my very core! Set this ne’er-do-well straight at once
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helloimnaked@reddit

The ingredient is literally in the name of the dish, so it's kind of expected for it to be there, don't you think? Let me tell you something, take chances when you are young so that you can tell stories when you get old. Life was simple when I was young, I used to be confident with myself back then…. The snatches of memory I get when I was at nursery, aren’t really pleasant. Bad memories/events stick with you, even if good ones don’t. I remember walking in class on my first day of school, just four years old, my eyes focusing on my future bestfriend, the only girl who didn’t seem stationary. We turned out to be complete opposites, when we grew up, but that’s what bounded us the most. Going on to second grade, we remained two peas in a pod. By the end of the third grade there was a slight barrier due to certain reasons. Fourth grade came and our classes were split apart, now that’s when the name-calling started. It was a time when my height was made fun of, doesn’t seem much when its written on parchment or when its done as a light joke and the whole class joined in. The only person who was not laughing was me. It ended when I told my mom though. I remember raising my hand in nursery onwards, when no one else did, the thrill of getting something right. The harsher actual bullying followed me into fifth grade, where my spirit and self-confidence were crushed. It rose eventually though not to its actual extent. You can kick, scratch, poke holes in a door, but after fixing it ,marks, scars and damage still remain, which fade with time. I am behind everything that happened though. There are some pretty good memories too. The time I participated in a fashion show at school, was memorable, not the final result, but the preparation for it. I had just seen a girl in front of me, get makeup done by the teacher in charge. She was representing American culture, so was her companion boy , my companion boy and I were pathans more like kashmiris. I boasted to my companion that I would get make up done, while he would probably get stuck with spots. My turn was up, I lifted my chin with glee,… and three spots appeared on my chin. I stood dumbfounded, my expression unreadable; while my partner laughed his head off, but during his moment of unabashed gleefulness at my inconvenience … he got stuck with spots too!. I so did not waste time, laughing at him like a maniac. When I was Younger, life was a lot simpler / stress free. I wouldn’t want to turn back time though, the past is in the past, you can’t change or stop it. I wan to go forward and make something out of my life, live independently.
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BibleEnjoyer42@reddit

Leave it to a hobo to forget that different ingredients taste differently.
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MuffinMatrix@reddit

Next time, just open the bag.
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Nah. The Mexican blend was open. Figured I’d use it up before opening the new big bag of mozzarella.
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MuffinMatrix@reddit

You're not getting it... mexican blend is just that.. for mexican food, not italian food. Mozzarella is for italian food, not mexican.
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WeevilWeedWizard@reddit

A weak willed mind set. I am in charge of the cheese, I do not permit it to control me. I will use it as I deem fit, it does not get a say.
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MuffinMatrix@reddit

You guys are weird. You can use whatever you want, but don't expect to make good food.
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

However. I’m eating. No one else.
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MuffinMatrix@reddit

You literally had the ingredients to make it great, and you chose otherwise. You do you.... I guess.
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I_am_beast55@reddit

Just no, man.
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keii_aru_awesomu@reddit

No, there's no "Mexican" cheese mix if it doesn't include cotija..
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perpetualhobo@reddit

The product OP used is called Mexican cheese blend, if it should be called something else tell Kraft
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Ubermensch5272@reddit

I'll pay you to take this away.
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tiemeupplz@reddit

Dont really see how this would look so different if a chef makes it. They would probably put some green leaves on top as garnish which would help a bit.. but yeah
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ReputationHelpful736@reddit

they were right
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AsparagusOverall8454@reddit

Because it’s cheddar cheese not mozzarella.
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Reasonable-Pin-5540@reddit

could be because I'm hungry rn, but that looks pretty decent to me
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Ravendaale@reddit

And they are correct
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NewRequirement7094@reddit

I would eat it. I wouldn't be happy about it, but I would eat it.
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Ahhhh. But it tastes really good. Along with can of grape Fanta
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NewRequirement7094@reddit

I don't often wish damnation on a person....
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thatdudewillyd@reddit

This shit had me crying laughing, thanks for this
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

You could be that relative I haven’t seen in 20 years.
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Erchamion_1@reddit

Bro, everyone in your life is going to be the relative you haven't seen in 20 years.
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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

Look dude, I'll always buy the BK Italian Original Chicken Sandwich, something chicken parm-adjacent but off the mark can still be enjoyable. "Damnation" is a bit extreme.
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RLS30076@reddit

some people are kind
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TheRateBeerian@reddit

Where’s the Parmesan cheese?
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Doneifundone@reddit

It doesn't but I'm sure it slapped
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No-Contract3286@reddit

I’ve seen worse
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

I ate it. Happily.
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Slowly_boiling_frog@reddit

Is this a repost or a stolen post? I remember seeing the exact same shot yesterday. O\_o
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Nope. It’s my cooking. Maybe on a different s
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DarthSnoopyFish@reddit

lol we can literally click your profile and see you posted this this pic yesterday. Dirty liar.
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Slowly_boiling_frog@reddit

Yeah, scrolled down a day's worth and found your first post of this with the title "Chicken parmigiana on ciabatta" Didn't get enough upvotes/meaningless karma with the first post then? :D
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Glad you have nothing else to worry about in your life
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Slowly_boiling_frog@reddit

Lol, and you're worrying about Reddit karma as attested to the same post you dropped in like 4-5 different subs. My "worry" took all of 20 seconds scrolling down your comments. I'm at home with a neurological injury waiting on a surgery to regain my ability to work and lift weights. What's your excuse? :D
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Karma? Actually means something to some people doesn’t it ?
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Slowly_boiling_frog@reddit

I don't know, you tell me. I'm not the one lying about it or near-simultaneously dumping posts on multiple subs. 🤷‍♂️
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Because it fits multiple subs that I subscribe to? Or is that beyond your logic?
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Slowly_boiling_frog@reddit

Right, and the reason for posting in multiple subs is want for attention, which is the exact mechanism social media works upon. Any way, have a good one! Just not that abomination of a parm.
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RickyHawthorne@reddit

I don't know what's funnier; calling this "parmigiana", or how butthurt OP is getting in the comments.
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ergogeisha@reddit

it looks like poppies but I will eat it
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kyl_r@reddit

Is… the chicken parm in the room with us…? (This is a solid depression/stoner meal tbh)
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Do I need hire a medium ?
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808_Lion@reddit

That looks tasty and I'd eat the hell outta that.
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Ha. The second piece just got heated and placed on some newly bought garlic bread. And added some Swiss on top. Was good enough for lunch.
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Competitive_Shame317@reddit

They're right
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keii_aru_awesomu@reddit

Needs more sauce
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VincentVanGTFO@reddit

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knivesout0@reddit

It looks like it was shot out of an ass.
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Sonofbunny@reddit

Chicken 4-cheesiana
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00Canuck@reddit

Chicken Parmiwronga
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band-of-horses@reddit

I’m more curious about the ones who didn’t say that. Perhaps they were just being polite.
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ThrowRAceleryman@reddit

It doesn’t
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