This is a hot tuna burrito

To come to terms with the fact that you will never be able to experience this precise delicacy ever again? I guess therapy is the alternative to becoming like Crazy Dave in Plants Vs Zombies, becoming unstuck in time in a mad attempt to go back and eat it again.

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Profane_tendencies@reddit

I like to do this but put the tuna on after the shell comes out of the oven.

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RadikaleM1tte@reddit

Ugh. Bah. Me too now, me too. My condolences brosis

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NewNecessary3037@reddit

I am so upset that I now know this exists

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Cookies4Cream-@reddit

No no no, throw it away

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EuphoricRaspberry140@reddit

Is that American cheese…

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AcidActually@reddit

This is the type of stuff they’re feeding Keith Lee over in the UK rn

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Chibichaoss@reddit

British vibes

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henrietta-@reddit

Oh myyyy gooddd 😭😭😭

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Prior-Ad-2196@reddit

This ruined my night.

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starsandfear@reddit

i think it looks amazing. don't listen to the tuna-hating fuckers with no taste

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htmrmr@reddit

Looks horrible but unfortunately I would happily eat this 😂

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Resident-Site4115@reddit

I just shit my pants just looking at that thang 🌯

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ffj_@reddit

Why didn't you just make a cold tuna salad wrap you heathen

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jakin89@reddit

I’m sure that taste good but the protein farts…

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cappiebara@reddit

Ya know, this is just a tuna melt in a tortilla. I'd eat it.

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Virtual-Discipline-1@reddit (OP)

That's exactly what it is.

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buttjohnson@reddit

I hate you

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EscapeInformal5980@reddit

It may just be covid altering my tastes, but that looks really good. Then again, I used to regularly mix tuna into macaroni and cheese cups, so I guess it isn't a complete surprise that that looks kinda tasty.

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crazycatlady568@reddit

I love tuna melts!

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Freepi@reddit

Sounds like a euphemism for lady bits.

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Delicious_Gear_4652@reddit

🤮

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Hamilton-Beckett@reddit

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Dqnk3533@reddit

I’d rather eat a three week old discarded apple core than eat whatever the fuck that is

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Jrose342@reddit

Even the algorithm thought they should be blurred

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CapcomBowling@reddit

I don’t know why everyone is freaking out. This isn’t far from a Tuna Melt.

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wanderingsheep@reddit

The honey mustard is the only thing I'd remove. This looks pretty solid otherwise.

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LargestAdultSon@reddit

I was thinking that without the honey mustard and with the cheese inside, it would be a pretty decent portable tuna melt

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di_law@reddit

Exactly

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tonebone85@reddit

I can smell this through my phone

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LegendOfSarcasm_@reddit

I love banana peppers and tuna. I'd eat it lol

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Pycnogonida42@reddit

I didn’t know my cat had a Reddit account

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fluthernon@reddit

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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ConsequenceNational4@reddit

Thats a gross one to the max. Wow!

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TxD337@reddit

Theres a band that's called hot tuna

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Montag_451@reddit

Sorry 😢

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eazypeazy303@reddit

This combination is how AIDS was really created, ya know. Someone dropped some mustard on it and POOF!!

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GirthyPigeon@reddit

You might be pregnant, or you have smoked waaaaaay too much weed today.

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ArizonaGunCollector@reddit

That sounds kinda good actually

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grubbytrogladyte@reddit

More like a hot tonot burrito

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Direct-Bake-5425@reddit

Not me expecting some kind of sushi hand roll…

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dagoose123@reddit

I'm sorry for your loss

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badchefrazzy@reddit

If you took away the cheeses and put some lettuce in with it, it'd be awesome. I understand though, I like tuna melts too. I hope you enjoyed it :D

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dadcucker69@reddit

fuck you.

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Odd_Competition5127@reddit

Tuna and burrito should not be in the same sentence!!! 🤢🤮🤢. Great post, OP!!!

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iceblinkHA@reddit

Too much tuna

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CripplingdepressionP@reddit

I’m sorry but I gagged

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xparapluiex@reddit

You need to be arrested.

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LivinginthePit@reddit

Read that as hot tub burrito.

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Scalingthewall@reddit

my favorite

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Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit

I have been pondering on this. I think it can be taken to the next level.

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DevilPixelation@reddit

My tongue shriveled when I saw this

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fpsb0b306@reddit

That is absolutely wretched looking. Well done.

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spacepoptartz@reddit

I hate you

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immafuxkyourmom@reddit

I don’t say this lightly… this is the worst thing I’ve seen on this sub. Truly a crime against humanity

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Acedia1979@reddit

"Hot tuna" sounds like a skanky stripper's stage name :(

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MollySid@reddit

The smell and texture combination here has to be considered a mortal sin.

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Timstantmessage@reddit

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cooldad94@reddit

Because why not? May I counter with ‘because why?’

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FunkyDoktor@reddit

Remember that you are loved.

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5Khamy@reddit

Man it’s not fucking 1940s anymore you don’t gotta eat like this

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Texas--Toast@reddit

I thought this was actual porn for a second

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all_the_damn_coffee@reddit

What a horrible time to have eyes

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HelloKinny@reddit

Everyday we stray further from god.

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allie-rosa@reddit

I’m taking psychological damage rn

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Ralsyon@reddit

I’d rather raw dog everything individually than eat this concoction

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Castro_Studios@reddit

What is this chicanery

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YeastyWingedGiglet@reddit

I want to puke

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protomex@reddit

Fancy ass tuna melt, gimme

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Vampiiko@reddit

After years we have finally found it

This is peak shittyfoodporn

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ACatWalksIntoABar@reddit

JESUS CHRIST WHY 😭😭

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PJRama1864@reddit

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MyCrotchGoblin@reddit

It looks terrible but I would fuck that shii uppppp

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Forcedbanana@reddit

Did you microwave it?

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KindLump@reddit

Looks like fire-damaged Lego.

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BattleSnoot@reddit

Buddy that’s fowl

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AChero9@reddit

OP wins the sub. We can pack up here folks

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Glum_Temperature_894@reddit

It’s a Mexican tuna melto-rito

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tmorrisgrey@reddit

I don’t care how your day is going cause you just ruined mine 😒 (I upvoted btw)

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Independent-Bell2483@reddit

I would never touch that even with a ten foot pole but at least it looks like food

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TheBatmanFrr@reddit

The food stamps are coming soon bro 😭🙏💔

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MSA784@reddit

Not gunna like 6/10 I’d eat that

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birbington@reddit

Id probably devour that, I'm rancid and love tuna melts like an old biritish man - even though I'm a 24 yr old girl in Pennsylvania 🤣

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puff_of_fluff@reddit

I mean…. It’s almost a tuna melt?

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showraniy@reddit

You know what?

I don't hate it. I've eaten many struggle meals just like this (though usually with the frozen bean burritos, personally), but the protein and nutrition from tuna is better.

Fuck it, good job, OP. 👍

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di_law@reddit

That looks delicious to me 🤷🏼‍♀️ you all have never had a great diner tuna melt

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NovixCrime@reddit

finally sum good food on his sub

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ghaws614@reddit

You didn’t think of the smell!

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rubberplans@reddit

would tbh

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Primary-Chocolate854@reddit

☹️

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Bloxclay@reddit

Mother of god

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BraceYourself_@reddit

I think you meant to tag NSFC (Not Safe for Consumption), not NSFW

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dirkrunfast@reddit

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Lilmannn_17@reddit

What made you want to combine these things

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Virtual-Discipline-1@reddit (OP)

They were readily available

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HsvDE86@reddit

What made you purchase those combined things

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Disastrous-Resident5@reddit

Something tells me they didn’t have the intention when buying the ingredients. I think that’s just what was left in the house and they got creative

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BigDaddyReptar@reddit

Just normal bread and mayo. That's it. Hell compared to this mayo is optional

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gimanos1@reddit

Awww fuck that’s nasty

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Striking_Shift_8650@reddit

Exactly what cheese it’s Mexican cheese?

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Virtual-Discipline-1@reddit (OP)

White people Mexican cheese for white people tacos

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Striking_Shift_8650@reddit

Makes sense. The fun thing is that you’re talking with a white Mexican guy lol

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ScatteredSignal@reddit

Cotija. Or maybe they just threw some store bought queso in there and called it good.

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Holiday-Scarcity4726@reddit

DIE HEATHEN!!!!!

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Squiddy_manz@reddit

hey op just went thru your post history, glorious, but how is your health lmao? also love the neebs gaming

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MSnap@reddit

No I don’t think so

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iHate_Allsortofthngs@reddit

You should collab with sourdough guy

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pepegapIs@reddit

A BANANA???

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Virtual-Discipline-1@reddit (OP)

Pepper

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SendBooksAndWeedPls@reddit

Yeah this is pretty shitty looking…but probably great

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lilacs_and_marigolds@reddit

Bruh...

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Virtual-Discipline-1@reddit (OP)

It was good

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Agreeable_Phrase_422@reddit

how drunk or high were you when you decided to give it a rating though. no way you were sober

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Virtual-Discipline-1@reddit (OP)

Sober AF

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BurntArnold@reddit

This is probably one of my least favorite things I’ve seen on here tbh.

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MadameHuckleberry@reddit

This made me puke in my mouth a little. 🤮

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angrytortilla@reddit

Not much different than a tuna melt. I bet this slapped.

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decker12@reddit

I hate this so much.

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LotusVibes1494@reddit

Do you like the band Hot Tuna?

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arageclinic@reddit

Soo much!! I got to see Jorma and Jack last year for an acoustic set..incredible

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LotusVibes1494@reddit

Nice. I actually don’t know much about them. I’m into jam-band type stuff and I’ve just seen them on festival lineups or heard of them in passing from other music fans, I guess they’re at least adjacent to that scene of noodly psychedelic rock and blues music?

Are they more a live band or is the studio good? I’ll give something a listen

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arageclinic@reddit

I think you’ll like them! They’re two surviving members of Jefferson Airplane. Just a couple old men (at this point) still creating and recreating beautiful music. Sounds good both live and recorded. Check out Water Song for a sweet instrumental piece

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