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USeful lifehacks liberated for my Xennial commrades

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Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit

Defragmenting and cleaning that keyboard
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harpswtf@reddit

Even if the CD burner advertises 4x burn speed, still burn it at 1x to avoid failures
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Also don't forget, for burning ps1 games to use CDR-Win .cue/.bin method
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not_a_turtle@reddit

You start it with the burn disc, then at the PlayStation logo you open it and replace it with another disc, then after the loading starts and the second beep you open it and put the burned disc back in. I have had a lot of years since I did this…instructions are approximate.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

haha yeah some ppl had to do this depending on how you had the system modded, soft/hard/what hard chip you used etc.... There were even softmod discs called SWAP MAGIC (I found one the other day that I think was my old roomates). I waited a little bit after launch until a better chip came out and then got it modded and worked perfect every time with no trickery.
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not_a_turtle@reddit

The better way for sure. Wasn’t there also something with a toothpick? It’s been a long time.
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CountryKick@reddit

Toothpick was to hold the switch on the lid down while the lid was open, allowing you to swap discs
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not_a_turtle@reddit

Bingo. Thanks. It was buried somewhere in my mind. Probably repressed it with too much Surge Cola while playing THPS.
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CountryKick@reddit

I miss Surge drinks
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Haha not sure, however I do remember flashing my original phat Nintendo DS with a paperclip under the battery compartment!
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Defiant-Difference17@reddit

Husband and I just bought a goldfinger instead of the swap trick. Less damage to the Playstation and lens/laser as far as I remember.. been a long while
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adx@reddit

My first ebay purchase was a special special Panasonic SCSI based CDR drive from Japan that could make perfect copies of PS1 games including the special areas used for security. No need to mod chip.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|124Q7jtnpRb5MQ)
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EugeneMachines@reddit

Did every small town have a guy at the laundromat/arcade who would install mod chip? Or just mine?
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LA_Nail_Clippers@reddit

We had an older brother of a guy who installed them. He was 22 or so and his basement "apartment" at his mom's house smelled of weed, sweat and old pizza. He also had a massive movie catalog of 700MB XviDs that he'd burn to CD-R for you if you had a compatible player (Philips DVP642 for the win).
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EugeneMachines@reddit

\> 700MB XviD Now that brings back memories.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

I personally went to my teen friend in a trench coat that smoked camel wides. They're a good backup if the arcade/laundromat is closed.
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Shoeboxer@reddit

Silent Bob? 
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

lol yes he wishes - HOWEVER I will give him a little bit of leeway bc his dad was a legit photographer and had a slew of old trenchcoats he would keep all his photo accessories in, and I believe that was why he originally started wearing them. However, kevin smith definitely egg'd it on!
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HEADZO@reddit

A mailman installed mine.
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longinglook77@reddit

Mine was the local donut shop. Free glazed donut with mod chip.
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Da12khawk@reddit

I think I still have cdrwin backed up on a CD somewhere...
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universal_cereal_bus@reddit

I can still smell the fresh CD-R's!😂😂
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TheJRKoff@reddit

my first burner was a scsi 2x.... might have been sony? it used a cd caddy to burn. it worked flawlessly..... until it didnt. long paid off for itself with mix cd's or ps1 back ups for $5 + blank cd
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Individual-Orange929@reddit

And FREEZE! Don’t touch the pc! Watch the bar slowly reach 100% with your fingers crossed. 
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harpswtf@reddit

TFW it gets to 100% but dies during the super long "finalizing" step
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VashMM@reddit

You can also burn Dreamcast games to CD-r. There's no protection against it.
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harpswtf@reddit

You can download the roms from newsgroups. They’re split into several hundred rar files 
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ScreenTricky4257@reddit

And they'll have .par files in case you get some corrupt downloads.
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Narfubel@reddit

A lot of people don't realize newsgroups are still up and running.
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z3rba@reddit

I still have a spindle full of Dreamcast games.
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VashMM@reddit

I've got an old school CD booklet
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AgentWD409@reddit

My college roommate had SO many pirated Japanese Dreamcast games.
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windmillninja@reddit

Kids today will never know the utter horror of the gunk buildup in our mouse and the sheer satisfaction of a freshly clean one
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shrikelet@reddit

Although in my experience, it was always the rollers that needed cleaning, not the ball. And they were *hard* to clean.
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CountryKick@reddit

Not really, pop out the ball and use alcohol on a cotton swab side to side on the rollers.
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Dimac99@reddit

Ooh, memory unlocked. When I was bored at night in the computer labs at uni (it was actually possible to finish the internet in the late 90's) I would start cleaning mouse rollers. I bet you the IT department never bothered!
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red286@reddit

Get them a trackball, then they can enjoy it too! I have to clean mine out about once a month. Dead skin and oil buildup mostly.
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Mr_Chode_Shaver@reddit

The ball itself was never dirty, it was the rollers 100% of the time. "Cleaning the mouse ball" is useless and I can't believe it's still being repeated 30 years later.
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pentagon@reddit

IMO feels like cleaing out the ears.
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ScreenTricky4257@reddit

Sometimes I'd go beyond cleaning the ball and take a knife or letter opener and clean the dust that was sticking to the rollers.
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Brilliant-Jaguar-784@reddit

They'll also never know how we would hardboil an egg every month just so we could use the yolk as a new mouse ball.
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uhgletmepost@reddit

No one did that.. Righr?
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mediocrelifts@reddit

Mice used to come refrigerated on top of a half dozen eggs as a promo
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Cozy_Minty@reddit

I used to do this to intercept the automated call my school sent when I ditched class
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TheVadonkey@reddit

I’m still trying to remember AOL floppies….lol I only remember the CDs.
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kcknuckles@reddit

Yeah, they had the floppies around for a surprisingly long time. The CDs were easier and cheaper to mail, I'm guessing.
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CountryKick@reddit

I used to snatch up all the AOL floppies, then crack open the corner, insert electrical tape, and voila, free floppies that you could read/write after formatting
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TheVadonkey@reddit

I remember I used a floppy when it first came out and then nothing but CDs for free trials.
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windmillninja@reddit

I had a mini Christmas tree in my bedroom window that I decorated with those CD’s one year
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edisonlbm@reddit

I remember just staying on the Internet all afternoon. Worked well enough.
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jackfaire@reddit

I was so freaked out once when they said they called my house to report my ditching. Until they told me that my grandmother was the one that answered the phone. She never remembered to pass on phone messages. of course the one freaking time!!!
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Valazcar@reddit

I miss cleaning the mouse balls.
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MattyBoomBlattyYo@reddit

See me after class.
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Ok_Choice1240@reddit

Porntipsgazzardo
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WeirdObligation1002@reddit

Dammit that phone one is brilliant. As a nerd I was never expecting a phone call let alone one I didn’t want my parents to know about.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

So true. I was more worried about the exact OPPOSITE thing. Gotta make sure you put \*70 in before you ISP's dial up number, so when grandma calls she doesn't kick you offline.
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cortesoft@reddit

We solved that problem by never getting call waiting. My parents thought it was a useless new technology we didn’t need. My issue was my sister picking up the phone to make a call.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Yep! We had call waiting bc my mom was a social butterfly and we had a big family. We never got caller id though because "I KNOW WHO'S CALLING". We wound up getting a 2nd line in the late 90's that didn't have call waiting and it only went to the computer room. I felt so cool.
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OutInTheBlack@reddit

Same here on the second line. We lasted all of six months with AOL before my parents said "fuck it" and got the extra phone line because we were hogging it all evening.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Our parents chose to teach us the hard way so we merely returned the favor :)
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zeller99@reddit

My parents didn't want to pay for call waiting or long distance... so instead, they paid for a second line that went straight to my room. They made sure to get "non user sensitive service" on my modem line so that you didn't have to pay by the minute. It turns out that not having to get charged per minute on your land line was like an extra dollar per month instead of them always fretting about long phone calls. Oh the 90's and frugal parents lol On a related note, I had a phone connected to that second line via Y-splitter jack. That phone just happened to have a setting to turn off the ringer and made the buttons flash when a call came in. Late night calls in stealth mode!
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WeirdObligation1002@reddit

Damn I forgot about that. Suddenly it’s 1996 and I’m 13 again complaining that I can’t use the internet.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Battlenet sooooo slowwwww today come onnnnnnn
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Idle__Animation@reddit

I had the flu for a couple weeks and all I did the entire time was play StarCraft on Battle.net. I used to join those comp stomp games where someone would *always* backstab by turning off allied victory. It was great drama.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

BIG GAME HUNTERS 2V2 GOGOGOGO PAINTBALL USE MAP SETTINGS 2V2 GOGOGO
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WeirdObligation1002@reddit

Parents: “You can have an hour on the computer” Me: “From the time it connects to the internet right?”
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gilligan1050@reddit

My wife and I used the weather line. Lmao.
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AmbitiousRandom@reddit

I miss floppy disks… the OG thumb drive.
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Bikelikeadad@reddit

My daughter just got a Nintendo switch last fall, and when we first opened everything up I had to show my wife the little game cartridges that fit it… and of course had to ceremoniously blow on it before putting it in.
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Dayzlikethis@reddit

I miss burning CD's
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Edexote@reddit

I still do.
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flanger83@reddit

One day you burned your last CD.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

I didn't have an optical drive for a while. Had a family member go into hospice around 2012 and they really wanted to watch bonanza and I couldn't find any locally or come up with an easy solution. I went to Walmart and got an/ cheap DVD player and external LG DVD burner for 50 bucks. ALLEGEDLY grabbed bonanza off tpb. They were watching it within an hour and the drive still works when I need to bust it out every now and then!
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ESPRE5S0@reddit

I'll go ahead and debunk blowing in the game cartridges. Want to know the science behind it? You're not blowing dust off the connectors. You're adding condensation, which increases conductivity. So, instead of blowing on the cartridge, release a hot breath into it, like you would on a window or mirror before you draw a smiley face with your finger. Works like a charm.
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Awkward-Bathroom-429@reddit

This is wrong also. The problem was that the NES used a Zero Insertion Force connection method because it was supposedly believed it would look less like a video game and more like a VHS player (the story is they they were paranoid following the Atari gaming crash a few years prior.). The problem is that that the ZIF device wasn’t designed all that well and the connectors would quickly wear out causing the ZIF connector to fail to make contact. I used to fix it by jamming another cartridge on top of the first inserted one (which I started to do because the ZIF part completely broke and wouldn’t keep the cartridge down at all), which worked way better.
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kevinraisinbran@reddit

I would (and still do) just gently wiggle the cartridge while inserted, and on. You just need to find the sweet spot!
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Piccolo60000@reddit

This is partially inaccurate. The American NES was indeed plagued by that horrible Zero Insertion design flaw of the first NES as well as the Nintendo of America’s early attempts at copyright protection, but connectivity problems existed even in the better-designed top-loader models, and this was either due to dust or corrosion. This was why Nintendo released cleaning kits. I used to hang out with Japanese Xennials when I lived in Japan, and we all reminisced about how we had to blown on cartridges to get our games to work. And the Japanese NES was a top-loader design.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Ya it's like another version of us tapping a TV on it's side to make it work. It might work now and then, but definitely not the best solution lol
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Piccolo60000@reddit

Not necessarily debunked. Bad connectivity between the cartridge and slot could’ve been from corrosion, dust, the ZIF design, or any combination of those factors. Blowing the cartridge would not just remove any dust on them, but also increase the connectivity because of the introduced condensation, as you mentioned. The drawback of doing that was that moisture caused corrosion on the contacts.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

FACTS. Also long term blowing in them is bad since it can cause corosion on the pins. lil bit o' alcohol on a q-tip would help that though
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phantom_diorama@reddit

You guys didn't use your t-shirt to cover the NES cartridge before you blew on it?
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Bunch of savages in this town
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mahzian@reddit

Were POGS ever big in your part of the world? I swear here in Australia they tried their hardest to make them happen but they never did.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Pardon the mistype, I'm still salty that phone manufacturers took away my buttons, and apparently not used to touch screen still
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darkartist00@reddit

💯 Here's hoping that our generation's Jitterbug phone will include a physical keypad. 🫠
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EugeneMachines@reddit

I say this completely sincerely, if I could get a BlackBerry Bold 9000 form with modern software and camera, I'd switch in a heartbeat.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

I'd like a modern/android version of my old LG Expo. Full slide out keyboard? Check. Projector attachment? Why the fuck not!
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DeadpoolAndFriends@reddit

I'd kill for a phone with a flip out keyboard.
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Working-Abrocoma-729@reddit

Hanging out at the mall, even with no money in my pocket, I would go home with after least 3 floppy discs per visit. Good times lol
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FakeNamesAreReal@reddit

I remember a time we didn't have call waiting, lol or long distance
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Warring_Angel@reddit

The cell phone generation has no clue about the complex power dynamics in a one phone household. It was like a mini surveillance state. Dodging calls, having people relay messages, listening in or being listened in on via another line in the house, using other voices to mask identity, prank calls, key codes, getting an operator to do an emergency break through on a busy line, stretching the wire to the max in order to talk in privacy in another room. When caller ID first came out it felt like a weird cheat and people still answered as if they didn't know who was on the other end of the call. Hello?
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Individual-Orange929@reddit

In hindsight I sudpect the panting phone calls could have been pedophile parents of my classmates.
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Warring_Angel@reddit

That's so creepy!
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Chris20nyy@reddit

Is that Stacey Kiebler?
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ResoluteBeans@reddit

You could also type iamacheat into SimCity for free cash.
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RadTimeWizard@reddit

I only burn Metallica CDs because those greedy fucks got so smug about it. I don't even listen to them. I give them away.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

The ol' Napster special!
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RadTimeWizard@reddit

You're God damned right I would download an SUV.
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rangeghost@reddit

I always found a weird sense of satisfaction cleaning the mouse.
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MsBlondeViking@reddit

Simcity code worked(probably still does) like this for The Sims too!
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musingbella@reddit

For the Sims it was rosebud and then ;! Over and over - each repetition gave you a certain amount of money
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cortesoft@reddit

My simcity code was porntipsguzzardo
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TheLiquidForge@reddit

I came here to say this! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!
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spacerobot@reddit

I only knew the "fund" code. Which my young self didn't understand that it was just an in game loan and not a cheat.
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CuzTrain@reddit

I can't remember if it was for SimCity 2000 or 3000, but the code "iamweak" gave you unlimited money.
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Crouton_Sharp_Major@reddit

I thought it was iamaprincess
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Unhappy-Fox1017@reddit

Yeah, it still works for all the Sims games! Motherlode for a lot of money and Kaching for like $1k.
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mechapoitier@reddit

I wonder if there’s one for the SNES version
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

if only we had an IDDQD for life amirite
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VashMM@reddit

IDKFA would be enough for me. All keys, all guns, Max health, Max armor, Max ammo.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

But my knees hurt, coach.
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VashMM@reddit

Max health would take care of that, at least temporarily
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Ooooo ya, could macro it and have windows task scheduler run it every day. Sm0rt
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PineappleZest@reddit

Absolutely! IDSPISPOPD for lyfe
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WindTall5566@reddit

![gif](giphy|QDK1pCI43lGhO)
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sdcasurf01@reddit

BJ Blazkowicz says yes!
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BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD@reddit

You rich mofos had call waiting? Nice
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Spartan04@reddit

That's what I was thinking too. If someone called my house while the phone was in use they just got the good old fashioned busy signal.
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Amnion_@reddit

Wow, it's amazing how much life has changed since the 90's lol. So much of this stuff you just never think about again, but it's still there to be remembered. Multiple neural circuits that haven't been used in decades are lighting up right now.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Absolutely. I've been going through a lot of old stuff lately and just tons of memories!
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Amnion_@reddit

Memories... like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Gonna be using that paper NOT FOR WRITIN but for ROLLIN DOOBIES
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Amnion_@reddit

lol, I totally thought this was the SNL post but I guess it worked here too.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Totally lmao
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HighOnGoofballs@reddit

The tape trick also let you record over cassette tapes
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flyinthesoup@reddit

The floppy disk trick is somewhat inaccurate, for 3 1/2 disks at least. Most of them had a little black plastic tab that you could move to open/close the hole, to make it read only or writable. Now, I cannot vouch for the specific AOL disk, but if they're like the one in the picture, you can clearly see the closed hole on the right with the black tab. That's the one I'm taking about. The tape trick was for the big floppy disks, the 5 1/4 ones. You'd put a tape on the hole to make it writable. Now, for a *real* Xennial money-saving trick: 3 1/2 diskettes came single sided and double sided. Single sided diskettes were obviously cheaper, since they held less data. But the simple trick was to *make* a hole on the upper left corner, opposite to the read/write tab. Bam, double sided disk for the price of a single sided. Bet you would have wanted to know this 35 years ago huh. You're welcome.
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Tiny_Invite1537@reddit

and the other way around if you had a tape that you did not want to record anything over, you'd break off that little piece
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ESPRE5S0@reddit

And VHS!
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windmillninja@reddit

My dad bought a second VCR to copy movies he’d get from the local rental place. Mom hated it.
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Drum_Eatenton@reddit

When I got grounded from the phone, I’d make a collect call from a pay phone and say the number of the pay phone. Boom, free calls.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

https://i.redd.it/px6avl7mswje1.gif
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yucko-ono@reddit

*Who was that, dear?* *It was Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy.* I fucking love that commercial
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victor4700@reddit

Walk into radio shack to check out the latest personal computers. Exit to Dos prompt or run cmd prompt and type “format c:\” and press return.
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zeller99@reddit

The real move was to insert the format command into the autoexec.bat file. The computer would work normally until the next time it booted... at which point it would no longer work.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

bahahah wasn't there one that was like deltree \*.\* or something when the format command wouldn't work? I remember my dickhead friends doing that too
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victor4700@reddit

Ha yep I think so
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TheBugSmith@reddit

If only my Internet download speed was fast enough to get this meme in less than 2hrs it would have been awesome
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Individual-Orange929@reddit

Remember when we had Napster and you had to wait for hours to download a cd, and when you opened the zip file you found it was child porn.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

We lived in a very unique time. Only we understand what a phrase like "It took 15min just to download a nipple" means
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_haha_oh_wow_@reddit

Don't blow into your cartridges though, it can damage them over time. It actually warns not to do this in the manual for the NES. If your contacts are dirty, use a swap with isopropyl alcohol or spray with some contact cleaner (hazardous though).
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wooq@reddit

On the front end of xennials, we were a little too old to get into pogs, which IIRC peaked like '94, '95-ish? Some of us were high schoolers and some of us were in junior high or the later years of elementary school, so I'm sure there's a difference in experience there. Though most of us had NES's and PC's with ball mice and CD burners at some point, I'm sure.
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mottledmussel@reddit

If it weren't for The Simpsons and this sub, I would have absolutely no idea what pogs are.
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ApplePie_1999@reddit

I had the saw blade slammer, used sideways it could flip the whole stack with zero effort. Lesser mortals quaked at my collection (which I found a while back and my kids thought I was a freak)
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

lmao that's amazing - the place we got pogs was a comic book/card shop too so I think I wound up trading all my pogs in for 94/95 fleer xmen cards or similar
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Cardiff-Giant11@reddit

the CD burner one- me and my macs laughing in scsi and firewire at my pc friends
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

mac to burn the game, pc to play the game! bahahaha i keed i keed
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Cardiff-Giant11@reddit

pretty much, that’s why i have been an will be a console gamer not many gaming options on the mac! great for audio though
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mgeeze06@reddit

Stacey Kiebler is still 🔥
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joesweats@reddit

100% agree
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the-Bus-dr1ver@reddit

I only experienced 1, 3, and 5. How old am I?
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St_ofQualityFootwear@reddit

Solid advice
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gooneytunes_relapsed@reddit

Feet
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)
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MichaelStahlke@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5ui2j542txje1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e249636f3da47be7d13f4855387ead87b7ffc8a IDDQD
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mclovin314159@reddit

OMG the Pogs reference! There's something I haven't thought about in 30 years...
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Probably cuz I stole your pogs then your girl OHHHHHHHHHH
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No_Feedback_6334@reddit

how is Jessica doing then
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

She left me bc she said I loved the pigs more than her. She was right
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No_Feedback_6334@reddit

I played for keeps in 3rd grade and I lost all my pogs playing for keeps. And mom was wrong it definitely hurt me more than it hurt her when she spanked me for throwing money away like that
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Flashy-Share8186@reddit

SimCity! Awwwwww!
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InsertNovelAnswer@reddit

We used to take the CDs out on the woods and hang them. We would then take our BB guns and use them for target practice. Also, old keyboards made it fun. We would hang those and play spelling bee. Call out a word and marksman the letters on the keyboard.
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alwaysintheway@reddit

Lakeland was such a cool city.
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Randomcouchfire@reddit

Is that Stacy keibler?!
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gravesisme@reddit

Another one I used quite a bit: When my brother got his drivers license, my parents told me to stay off AOL because we only had one phone line and they wanted him to be able to call them if his car broke down or he got in an accident. I figured out if you turn the computer speakers up all the way while online, you would normally hear white noise, but if someone was calling, you would a hear a faint noise similar to the sound the modem would make when you would dial up and connect. When I heard that noise, I would quickly yank the computer phone jack out of the wall and then the phone would ring.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

That's awesome! Reminds me of when someone would get a call on their analog cell phone, you could hear noises in the speakers before it would ring!
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gravesisme@reddit

I wonder if it's the same mechanism for trigger the call waiting beep! I never used an analog cell phone long enough to experience someone else trying to call while on it because the minutes were so expensive and my mom would like stare at her watch and cut the call at 59 seconds lol
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

It works a bit differently. Landlines always had a resting \~-48vdc voltage on them, one reason was to power the devices so they didn't need electricity. When someone calls the number, it sends much higher peak voltage out on the line which would trigger the phone to ring. I imagine what you were experiencing was peak voltage backfeeding from the telco line, through your PC, and out your speakers! Source: me, 20yr telecom engineer
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gravesisme@reddit

Cool! Since your a telecom engineer, did you ever make a "red box" where you could manipulate a pay phone into thinking you put a quarter in by mimicking the same frequency or a "blue box" which I think was basically the whistle that came with captain crunch and it was the same frequency the phones would use for long distance minutes?
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

LOL memoriiiiiiies - I was never a phreaker, BUT had friends that did that for sure. I remember this was when MK2 was still new in arcades, I legit remember my friend calling his mom from a payphone to come pick him up. He thought he was so cool, I was like BRO YOUR MOM IS COMING TO GET YOU
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gravesisme@reddit

Haha I definitely enjoyed showing off my red box at the mall. That Hackers movie ended up inspiring me to get into computers and I became a software engineer largely because of that initial interest.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

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Edrobbins155@reddit

You guys had parents that cared that much?
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/lidrcgfkjxje1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fff99aad0504aafb682349148551c49b738050a
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daftdude05@reddit

Stacy Keibler still got it
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DrDalenQuaice@reddit

You can make short free calls from a payphone by making a "collect" call and then leaving your message as your name. "you have a collect call from PICK ME UP AT THE MALL"
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iheartnjdevils@reddit

The last one, oof!
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Icarus_Jones@reddit

Fun fact. Blowing on the cartridge to remove dust did nothing. It was reseating the contacts that actually corrected the issue. However, the blowing on a cartridge trick is a great way to get someone to check their cabling to be sure things are plugged in. When I was in helpdesk, I instructed hundreds of people to find both ends of a cable, unplug it and blow on each end to clear dust away, then plug it back in. I was never really concerned about dust. What I was getting them to do was locate both ends of the cable, then unplug it and reseat the contacts when plugging it back in. Often it was revealed that one end of the cable wasn't plugged in, or it was so barely plugged in that it looked like there was a connection, but the contacts inside of the plugs were not meeting. Anyway, that shared cultural fallacy came in real handy quite a bit, because usually if you ask someone if something is plugged in, they get all kinds of defensive and think you just accused them of being stupid. We've all forgotten to plug something in or accidentally unplugged something and not realized it, and this got them to actually check the cable instead of just insisting that it was plugged in.
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Shatterstar23@reddit

What is buffer underrun?
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EugeneMachines@reddit

The CD laser is still burning but it's run out of information being fed from the computer (stored in the "buffer"), leading to skips/errors on the CD.
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Shatterstar23@reddit

Huh. TIL
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patrad@reddit

I was real happy to have forgotten!
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kinopiokun@reddit

Everyone spells Alanis’s name wrong lol
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CorporalCabbage@reddit

Stacy Keibler!
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oldscotch@reddit

Matsushita 7502 was a solid investment, burn at 4x, never worried about a buffer. I actually tried to get it to fail once, ended up with like 6 things open and then started encoding a mp3 before it finally gave in. That thing was a beast.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Whoah whoah easy there rich boy, some of us just had parallel and IDE and WE LIKED IT <3
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UndeadBuggalo@reddit

Cleaning the mouse ball was a neverending cycle of pain 😭 you clean it and it works for a bit and then bam, right back to cleaning it
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VampireOnHoyt@reddit

We used to grab stacks of those AOL floppies and take them to the gun range to use as targets
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gh0st-Account5858@reddit

Clean that dirty egg yolk!
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ReservedPickup12@reddit

ABACABB
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chesterforbes@reddit

Is that Stacy Kiebler in the first pic?
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

No that's landline phone /Dadjoke
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Msheehan419@reddit

Crazy how much “blowing” on the Nintendo game really did help
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Pitiful_Housing3428@reddit

Brilliant.
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Hossflex@reddit

Head all of them except the last one.
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principled_principal@reddit

If you want to call back the person who just called you, but you don’t know their number, just dial *69.
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

For your health
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Awkward-Bathroom-429@reddit

“Blowing on the game to fix it” was just an urban legend; we all did it but the problem wasn’t dust on the contacts it was that the zero-friction device that Nintendo used on the NES to make it look more like a VHS player was poorly designed and would not always correctly seat the contacts.
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oh_wll_whtvr_nvrmnd@reddit

That mouse... Played Diablo II so often over the summer of 2000 that I had to clean the gunk weekly
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Still got my Starcraft CD Key memorized bc me all my friends used it to install the free Spawned versions in computer labs so we could LAN party easily
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redflagsmoothie@reddit

lol pogs
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mikeisboris@reddit

The first AOL CDs were just CD-Rs that had something like 600MB of extra space on them, it wasn't just the floppy disks that were useful free storage.
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sicksixgamer@reddit

These are great! Thanks. Let me fire up my Gateway!
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

If it goes too slowly, try your EMachine, I hear they will never be obsolete!
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CaptinEmergency@reddit

Too small; didn’t read.
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Remarkable_Space_382@reddit

Is that girl in the first pic a pornstar?
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toddbo@reddit

I’m like 99% sure that’s Stacy Keibler. Wwe superstar and former gf to George Clooney
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Bob-Dolemite@reddit

i, too, am 99% certain having stared at that most of my teenage years
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

Nice try, Mom. Not fooling me!
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Namaslayy@reddit

Could have used that Pogs tip back then…
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AhfackPoE@reddit (OP)

I remember my friends and I being very secretive with our self-learned tricks! We always played for keeps. Which of course led the school to completely ban them, even on the busses (yes kids played it on busses, using text books lol).
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FluffySpell@reddit

We didn't have call waiting. My parents refused to get it. I did have one of those see through light up phones though so I'd just turn off the ringer and wait for it to light up (they turned off the rest of the ringers in the whole house when they went to bed). I'd get my ass chewed out the next day for people calling the house "in the middle of the night" (like, 10pm) but whatever.
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