I remember Cylons being badasses when I was a kid. What happened?
Posted by 69hornedscorpio@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 154 comments

They lik
Posted by 69hornedscorpio@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 154 comments
They lik
I_Got_Cred_Bishes@reddit
Temu stormtroopers
MidnightNo1766@reddit
They got hot
HeavyPanda4410@reddit
Wait. Thats a Cyclon now????
oSuJeff97@reddit
If you never saw the BSG re-boot, I HIGHLY recommend checking it out.
It’s absolutely brilliant and up there with all of the great “prestige” TV shows of the 2000s-2010s.
HeavyPanda4410@reddit
I have not seen any BSG since the 80s but love sci-fi. Eill check it out for certain!
oSuJeff97@reddit
Yeah keep in mind it’s not the cheesy/campy version of the original.
It’s a more “real” version that was steeped in post-9/11 issues like war, terrorism, torture, faith/religion, along with typical sci-fi tropes like identity, what it means to be “alive” etc.
It’s absolutely brilliant.
IHadTacosYesterday@reddit
Another Sci-Fi tv show from around that same time that's SUPER underrated is Sarah Connor: The Terminator Chronicles from 2008.
Really good but unfortunately only two seasons. It stars that one lady from Game of Thrones (before she was in GOT) and also that girl from the movie Serenity (2005).
HeavyPanda4410@reddit
Thats why I stopped. As a kid, it was cool; a young adult, too cheesy. Can't wait to check it out
oSuJeff97@reddit
Sounds funny I’m jealous you’re getting to watch it for the first time. It’s so good. I might do a re-watch actually. 😁
AltenHut@reddit
Me too. I own the series!
mediaogre@reddit
You are in for a treat. I actually have wish-I-had-TV-amnesia-so-I-could-watch-it-again-for-the-first-time envy.
OldJames47@reddit
God, I think episode 3 had a wall of the photos of missing family. It came out in 2004 and wrecked me, still so close to 9/11
oSuJeff97@reddit
Yep.
The whole “New Caprica” storyline and the fallout from that with the show trials/executions of “collaborators” was absolutely brutal too.
BobosCopiousNotes@reddit
I envy you - you're going to love it.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
Dude! I was a purist, and was in no way interested in a reboot.
WOW, was I wrong! I gotta say I not only LOVED the reboot, but the story line, world building and character arcs are better (imo) than the original.
IHadTacosYesterday@reddit
YES.
Start with the miniseries from like 2003 or whatever, and then watch season 1 and season 2. Absolutely excellent.
Season 3.... not so much, lol
Dirty_Wookie1971@reddit
FACTS!
AltenHut@reddit
Absolutely. Too bad the spinoff got cancelled. Can’t remember the name of it. Was the name of one of the planets I think
oSuJeff97@reddit
“Caprica”
AltenHut@reddit
Yes, thank yo!
puertomateo@reddit
The recent (not that recent) series focused on cylons that looked like people and were organic so couldn't be distinguised from people.
The plot was character driven including underlying mistrust that someone who you knew was actually a cylon. The robot ones were still around but didn't show up that often.
lord-polonius@reddit
Very hot! Can’t argue with how much better the revised version was.
afriendincanada@reddit
Skin jobs
Gloop_and_Gleep@reddit
So say we all
AltenHut@reddit
So say we all.
Intelligent-Sun-7973@reddit
Slow clap.
anotherpredditor@reddit
Slow fap.
DaoFerret@reddit
AltenHut@reddit
And more badass too.
Salt_E_Dawg@reddit
To be fair, anything looks like that has the ability to destroy your life completely.
Svenderhof@reddit
Intelligent-Sun-7973@reddit
I miss this show
Total_Information_65@reddit
Number se.... I mean six.
movieator@reddit
So fracking hot.
mediaogre@reddit
And their spines glow when you interface with their sockets, so win-win.
Watcha_do_2me@reddit
Fuck yeah they did
LeeQuidity@reddit
They got distracted by having to clean out their cummerbunds twice a day.
Vfrnut@reddit
Mr T sued them for imitating him. And EVERYONE is afraid of him .
andio76@reddit
They found "religion"
Urban_forager@reddit
Battlestar Galactica 2003 happened. I was reluctant at first but I liked the show and the Cylons were badass both the human clones and the Sentinels. Ok all the Cylons were badass! Don’t judge🤡
FANTASYJUICINGLMTD@reddit
No...Booooooooo! B.G.2003 is like Y2K a glitch that should've been fixed before it happened...by saying No! why not leave the classics as they were!
It's not like someone is trying to revamp "Smokey and the Bandit" ....I better look out ..I'm sure there is a movie executive out there, looking for his next big thing! Smokey and The Bandit coming to theaters May 2028
FANTASYJUICINGLMTD@reddit
So is the comment Down voted bc BGY2K3 IS BS
OR YOU ARE INDEED Waiting for the ReVAMP of SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 2028
BC IF SO ILL GET TO CROWDFUNDING AND WRITING THE SCRIPT!
ChefQuix@reddit
What is this /r/unpopularopinion? Man who actually saw bsg 2003 and didn't like it?
dystopiadattopia@reddit
Cripes, 2003? Time fracking flies
Clear-Calligrapher69@reddit
Nah, they were shiny stormtroopers.
412_15101@reddit
I still refer to any left to right red light as Cylon eyes!
nadiaco@reddit
toasters evolved
Vitalsigner@reddit
You grew up?
M4hkn0@reddit
Don't forget the prequel Caprica.
CaptMerrillStubing@reddit
Looks like they had a few too many Jager-bomb's last night.
absent42@reddit
Galactica 1980 happened.
MyGrandmasCock@reddit
“Say, Phil, what’s a nice Cylon like you doing in a crap detail like this?”
“I shot a kid.”
“What?”
“He was thirteen. It was dark, I couldn’t see him. He had a ray gun, it looked real enough. Y’know, when you’re a rookie, they can teach you everything about being a cop, except living with a mistake. I couldn’t bring myself to ever draw my gun on anyone again.”
“Wow…..wait is that from Die Hard?!”
“Hahaha you got me.”
AMPressComix@reddit
This was the only episode of BSG 1980 that was actually pretty great. And sad.
Login8@reddit
But the one episode with Starbuck was awesome.
mcoverkt@reddit
You were a kid...?
puertomateo@reddit
I mean, the Centurions are still badass.
https://kitsunesden.xyz/SF-Conversions/Rifts-NeoBSG-Race/Cylon_Centurions.jpg
LivingEnd44@reddit
The originals were better. I'm not a fan of the redesign.
MrSpoopinRD@reddit
And thoroughly terrifying
winelover08816@reddit
Hastily hired contractor inserted code into the defense systems after a lecherous narcissist gave her access to the most secure government systems.
Wait…this is beginning to sound familiar.
Andovars_Ghost@reddit
You would also think they would all be the same height.
MachineGunTeacher@reddit
“Aren’t you a little short to be a Cylon?”
Andovars_Ghost@reddit
Some of them also hit the craft services table a little too much prior to filming. Chubby Cylons!
puertomateo@reddit
There are 12 models.
Andovars_Ghost@reddit
XXS, XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, plus Big & Tall and Petites.
ZigZagZedZod@reddit
Cylon Basestars had uneven floors.
Andovars_Ghost@reddit
Sunken Living Rooms were all the rage.
CreativeProfession57@reddit
All the base doors had shag carpeting as well. Little known fact.
PXranger@reddit
The color scheme of base stars required extensive use of goldenrod and avocado
CreativeProfession57@reddit
Oh fo sho. It was good for feng shui
scots@reddit
Necessary for the Conversation Pit
Good_Nyborg@reddit
I think in OG Battlestar, people were turned into Cylons. At least I remember something about people being taken in an episode, but maybe it was for those Bee people instead. Yeah, been a while.
MaridAudran@reddit
Are you sure you are not thinking of Doctor Who, where people are rounded up to be turned into CyberMen?
KhunDavid@reddit
You might be remembering the original episode, when the rag tag fleet visited what was thought as a resort world, but ended up being inhabited by bee-like beings that took the colonists captive to become food source for their larva.
corvus_torvus@reddit
In the novelization of the BSG pilot/movie, Cylons were reptiles. The Centurions were robots though.
Login8@reddit
The leader guy on the pedestal wasn’t a robot. He was an alien looking guy. With a red robe. I had the action figure. “By your command. “
BCCommieTrash@reddit
Ovion | Battlestar Galactica Wiki | Fandom
These guys.
Good_Nyborg@reddit
That's the one. Thanks!
HotAd6484@reddit
Discontinue the ketamine
Alansmithee69@reddit
By your command!
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
So true!
Alternative-Pace7493@reddit
Well, they’re no sleestaks!
tuna_safe_dolphin@reddit
Yeah, I'd go up against an army of Cylons over a couple Sleestaks, those fuckers were really scary.
WeatherIcy6509@reddit
They got "Millennialled", lol.
Directorshaggy@reddit
They developed the code for shapely asses.
ZeroScorpion3@reddit
They were definitely badass in the remake, what are you talking about?
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
The dad bods in this picture
ZeroScorpion3@reddit
Well they didn't exactly have personal trainers
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
lol
uvite2468@reddit
Is that Battlestar Galactica?
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
Yep
justinchina@reddit
I think we focused on the red lights. Those were cool…without the focus…they just look dumpy.
KhunDavid@reddit
Sometime in the 2000s, MetroBus in DC introduced patterns to their display lights, and made them looked like Cylons.
ElectricTurtlez@reddit
blaspheminCapn@reddit
Same producer.
7LeagueBoots@reddit
I was very disappointed by the remake, and annoyed by the overt religious nonsense they clumsily shoehorned into it.
Although, as a longtime reader of Tolkien, I was also disappointed by Peter Jackson’s interpretation of the LoTR trilogy, so maybe I’m just too picky.
PXranger@reddit
Milking the Hobbit into 3 movies made me want to burn the shire…
HK-Admirer2001@reddit
Liked the original opening theme, the robot voices, and the pew pew pew. Basically, Star Wars on TV for free.
oSuJeff97@reddit
Yep and you’re more dead-on that you realize because all of the effects for OG BSG were done by the team that would eventually become ILM while they were basically looking for work in between Star Wars and ESB.
MrPanchole@reddit
God, my friends and I would "By your command" until people wanted to skull us with their Grease lunchkits.
PanicObjective5834@reddit
Life experience, change of perspective with age, everything was bigger and shinier as a kid.
DumbScotus@reddit
Cylons with dad bods, lol
Ill_Sky6141@reddit
I could really use another sci-fi show of this caliber right now. I'm kinda surprised they haven't done anything. Although I'm sure it'll happen at some point.
nolderine@reddit
Try "The Expanse" A lot more grounded Sci-fi set in the solar system, but an S-tier show
PerfectWaltz8927@reddit
“By your command”
MazW@reddit
? The recent show does have some toasters. Only the high end models look human.
And they destroyed all the human planets... that seems badass?
Thurkin@reddit
Really? As a 70s kid, I remember schoolyard debates between classmates arguing that Darth Vader could take out an entire Cylon squadron and how an Imperial Star Destroyer could annihilate Galactica and its caravan in minutes. LOL
SSNs4evr@reddit
Moist environment took its toll.
PZKPFW_Assault@reddit
Special effects got better then they just gave up and made them look human.
avrus@reddit
Jnb69@reddit
They transformed into Tesla’s
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
lol
GreatGreenGobbo@reddit
Old show.is unwatchable.
The remake is infinitely better.
FANTASYJUICINGLMTD@reddit
Ohhhhh Hhhhhaaallllleeeee Nnnnmoooooo
GreatGreenGobbo@reddit
I'm guessing you're always wondering what's going to happen at the end of Hallmark Channel movies.
Uranus_Hz@reddit
Toasters
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
Yes
Uranus_Hz@reddit
I liked the OG show as a kid even though I recognized some of its cheesiness (like most SCI fi on tv up to that point - lost in space, Star Trek, etc). But the reboot was so absolutely amazing. Literally better than anything Star Trek has ever done.
MidnightNo1766@reddit
I like the original show too but let's be honest. Star Trek's writing was Miles Ahead of Galactica with impactful stories that even touched on real world problems such as racism. Battlestar Galactica, ultimately, was just Mormon Star Wars.
Uranus_Hz@reddit
I’m saying the Galactica reboot was miles ahead of trek, not the OG Galactic.
clgoodson@reddit
It was good but it was also something very different in style and tone from Trek. It’s hard to compare them. Plus the ending was balls.
MidnightNo1766@reddit
Oh, OK. 100%
Minimum-Mention-3673@reddit
Mmm... Gonna disagree there.
prowipes@reddit
Woke
Im_tracer_bullet@reddit
You guys and these silly phrases...like little pullstring dolls.
akrobert@reddit
Thank you. I hear someone say woke and all I can do is roll my eyes and walk away. At least pretend you’re pulling a string when you say it
Special_Luck7537@reddit
Starbucks all over the place. Cylons retreated.
FANTASYJUICINGLMTD@reddit
Nice One! Top of the rReddit food chain with that one
FANTASYJUICINGLMTD@reddit
A stupid revamp!
CreativeProfession57@reddit
They learned how to make boobies.
KhunDavid@reddit
and snap the necks of babies.
KhunDavid@reddit
KhunDavid@reddit
KhunDavid@reddit
KhunDavid@reddit
cybernetics just got more advanced.
MonachopsisEternal@reddit
Metal costs spiraled out of control and for budget, it was more cost effective to just have them as people
2Payneweaver@reddit
Damn tariffs
ruet_ahead@reddit
Take your glasses off.
themodefanatic@reddit
The next generation of People saw the sci Fi of that day and said we can do better. Then the same for the next generation.
MyriVerse2@reddit
I don't recall them being especially badass.
artificerone@reddit
Joss whedon. Love it or hate it
Mondashawan@reddit
Joss Whedon wasn't involved in Battlestar Gallactica
saint_ryan@reddit
Are they wearing pants?
artificerone@reddit
We ain't got George peppard and dirk Benedict money! No. Slacks!
FujiKitakyusho@reddit
I mean... wouldn't it be worse if they didn't?
69hornedscorpio@reddit (OP)
I know right, what is happening below the waist?
Huge_News_2025@reddit
Have they been showing their softer side? Valentine's Day will do that to a Cylon. Somewhere on the other side of town the Ewoks are still being furry little shits.
CluckKent88@reddit
They got old and replaced with new human body’s I 🤔
cuntybunty73@reddit
My dad has the original series on DVD and I can hear the theme tune in my head 😍
Jbvox@reddit
I still take an old school cylon over an old school stormtrooper
mden1974@reddit
It’s that red eye moving back and forth. It’s intimidating
Papa79tx@reddit
Too many viewers were getting their feelings hurt, so they trashed the original Cylons and made them kid-friendly.
TentacularSneeze@reddit
What happened? They got badasser.
MyGrandmasCock@reddit
“Can you Cylons keep a secret? I’ve been banging Baltar’s wife for centons.”
EdwardBliss@reddit
Cassiopeia gave me these new but strange tingly feelings instead