Johnson? | TheaterFire

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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StarWarsMonopoly@reddit

He envelops the city?

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

Don’t be fatuous.

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Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit

It increases the chances of conception.

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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

Whadda you need that for, Dude?

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notsobadmisterfrosty@reddit

Godzilla? NOOOOO!

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MajinBlackheart@reddit

Are you ready to be fucked, man?

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Emeegee713@reddit

Whomever they are they’re truly dicks

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nogohuyc@reddit

The whole brevity thing.

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RussianBlue420@reddit

![gif](giphy|5bQM1ManCQMVi)

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Bluetiger1520@reddit

Was this for your special lady

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

I’m just helping her conceive.

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Bluetiger1520@reddit

It’s gonna kill that poor woman

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Apart_Age_5356@reddit

Yeah that’s why they call me, I am expert.

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Apprehensive-Lion366@reddit

I came to use the shower.

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

The story is ludicrous.

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SgtPepper_8324@reddit

Is on Ranford over by the In and Out Burger?

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

The In n Out Burger is on Camrose.

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SgtPepper_8324@reddit

Far out.

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calamity_unbound@reddit

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

You think this is from Karl Hungus?

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RedPhule@reddit

It can be a zesty enterprise...

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Jealous-Report4286@reddit

Which one’s logjammin?

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

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Macchill99@reddit

Yeah? On you maybe.

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PolkaBadger@reddit

You can only imagine what happens next

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

He fixes the cable?

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cosmicjunkbot@reddit

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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SeamusMcBalls@reddit

Jesus

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313rustbeltbuckle@reddit

Rod

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Splatty15@reddit

That’s a peen on your screen Dude.

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

Thank you, Donny!

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iommiworshipper@reddit

The bells of dong will toll in despair of my arrival

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crazy_washingmachine@reddit

“We’ll cut off your Johnson!, Ja, may we squish it!”

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G-Unit11111@reddit

Ja, your wiggly penis, Lebowski!

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Kentuckywindage01@reddit

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)

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L1qu1d_Gh0st@reddit

I mean if Willem Dafoe is intimidated by it you know there's trouble.

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Then-Wolverine8618@reddit

Ahhh! Penisaurus!

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burntorangecycle@reddit

They're gonna cut your dick off

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TryAgain024@reddit (OP)

You’re killing your father, Larry!

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burntorangecycle@reddit

Just ask him about the car

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ironstyle@reddit

We cut off your Johnson!

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Amtronic@reddit

Just lay back and enjoy it...

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Impressive_Math2302@reddit

Dudes car got a little dicked up.

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Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit

I could just be sitting here with pee stains on my rug.

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Roembowski@reddit

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey

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Sonia-Nevermind@reddit

8 y/os dude

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Aggressive-Camp1674@reddit

What do you need that for, Dude?

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faucetpants@reddit

Dios mio, man

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