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ThirtySevenTuesdays@reddit

Prepare to beam aboard three modestly-priced receptacles.

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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

Who would space the holes on their bowling ball like this?!?

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|3o7TKUcreLvhQNwCFG)

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paygunholiday@reddit

And you know, having an aquatic … tribble… space rodent … on board the Enterprise … that ain’t legal.

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|eNjn0dffKMVzWJJrXH|downsized)

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Captain_Grammaticus@reddit

You're a doctor, not a fucking park ranger.

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ibkirkus@reddit

What are you, a Starfleet Ranger now?

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|6mk15RHCkqpfa) This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck an alien in the ass!

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Bontkers@reddit

This is not Nam, this is space. There are rules!

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

Yeah, man. This is, uh, Starfleet. There are, uh, directives here.

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|3ov9k9Ss9N3wO6FQ7C) Nothing is fucked here, Dude.

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rippa76@reddit

Pon Farr, culminating in the plak tow, can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

Pon farr fucking out!

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jontaffarsghost@reddit

Look, let me explain something. I’m not Spock.

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|d30qeXQAHbeWmWje) They gave Dude a beeper!

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|QuPtR2vZtDR4aF1owN) Nice marmot.

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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

Wonderful woman, Vina. We're all very fond of her. Very free spirited. ![gif](giphy|ZXXVZycsNAju)

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LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit

See what happens when you misalign the inertial dampeners, in a neutron star

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LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit

Lebowski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|KeTVw7VjcTJok)

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Captain Christopher Pike, was suppose to be the bulk of the series. He is not exactly a lightweight. He has health problems so he is in an iron chair. Last known to live on Talos IV near the Star Base 11, which is in the Beta Quadrant.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

And yet his son is a fucking dunce.

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GristleMcThornbody1@reddit

Saturday, Captain, is Kal Rekk, the Vulcan day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a shuttle, I don't fucking dematerialize and rematerialize using the transporter, I don't handle credits, I don't set my phaser to stun, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!!

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