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Let me explain something to you ...

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Let me explain something to you ...

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ThirtySevenTuesdays@reddit

Prepare to beam aboard three modestly-priced receptacles.
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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

Who would space the holes on their bowling ball like this?!?
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|3o7TKUcreLvhQNwCFG)
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paygunholiday@reddit

And you know, having an aquatic … tribble… space rodent … on board the Enterprise … that ain’t legal.
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|eNjn0dffKMVzWJJrXH|downsized)
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Captain_Grammaticus@reddit

You're a doctor, not a fucking park ranger.
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ibkirkus@reddit

What are you, a Starfleet Ranger now?
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|6mk15RHCkqpfa) This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck an alien in the ass!
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Bontkers@reddit

This is not Nam, this is space. There are rules!
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

Yeah, man. This is, uh, Starfleet. There are, uh, directives here.
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|3ov9k9Ss9N3wO6FQ7C) Nothing is fucked here, Dude.
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rippa76@reddit

Pon Farr, culminating in the plak tow, can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

Pon farr fucking out!
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jontaffarsghost@reddit

Look, let me explain something. I’m not Spock.
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|d30qeXQAHbeWmWje) They gave Dude a beeper!
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|QuPtR2vZtDR4aF1owN) Nice marmot.
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Exciting_Counter816@reddit (OP)

Wonderful woman, Vina. We're all very fond of her. Very free spirited. ![gif](giphy|ZXXVZycsNAju)
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LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit

See what happens when you misalign the inertial dampeners, in a neutron star
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LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit

Lebowski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|KeTVw7VjcTJok)
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SomeDudeNamedRik@reddit

Captain Christopher Pike, was suppose to be the bulk of the series. He is not exactly a lightweight. He has health problems so he is in an iron chair. Last known to live on Talos IV near the Star Base 11, which is in the Beta Quadrant.
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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
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GristleMcThornbody1@reddit

Saturday, Captain, is Kal Rekk, the Vulcan day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a shuttle, I don't fucking dematerialize and rematerialize using the transporter, I don't handle credits, I don't set my phaser to stun, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!!
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313rustbeltbuckle@reddit

This is the two worlds colliding that I think we need. Well done.
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JackStrawSTL@reddit

Yeah, uh, we got 4 more security details on the case. They got us scanning in shifts.
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PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES@reddit

Also, Bones, "Green-blooded hobgoblin" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Vulcan-American," please.
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WhiskeyBadger_@reddit

The Enterprise has crashed into the goddamn Borg cube!
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NoLightweight@reddit

These men are Klingons, Scotty
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Third_Most@reddit

Hey Takei, isn't this guy supposed to be Klingon?
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ibkirkus@reddit

*Oh my!*
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dufflebag7@reddit

They better not cut off his Johnson. He needs that every seven years. Has to Pon Farr his special lady friend.
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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

Is this, uh.. What stardate is this?
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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

Romulans? Fuck me. Say what you will about the tenets of Klingon imperialism, Jim, at least it's an ethos.
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ProfessorSearcy@reddit

Shut the fuck up Bones.
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sorotomotor@reddit

Jim, I love ya, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're goddamned illogical
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Useful-Perception144@reddit

What are you, a fucking warp engineer now?
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Dinosaurz316@reddit

So racially he's pretty cool?
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OstentatiousSock@reddit

They’re not literally his children.
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TheLemonKnight@reddit

Live long and prosper. Is that some kind of eastern thing?
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danzbar@reddit

Yes yes
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LumpyPin7012@reddit

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
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Steiney1@reddit

His Dad was racially, pretty cool. Knocked up women all across the quadrant
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