It don't matter to Jesus!

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Regular-Quit-1331@reddit

How can I love something that doesn’t exist?

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ManlyVanLee@reddit

Feminist's, catholic's, and mormon's what? Also what is a 'High Fullutent?'

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BottleAgreeable7981@reddit

Was trying to figure out who 100Laters were until a synapse fired and I saw IDOLATERS.

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gettinsadonreddit@reddit

https://youtu.be/mHa1zTLrXO8?si=uaQjuDdClHXQSBWx

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dasuglystik@reddit

This is the absolute most unnecessary commas I have ever seen.

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DanInNorthBend@reddit

So is this one of those lists where I add up the number that I am pro?

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GratefulDawg73@reddit

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' apostrophes, man!

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quintyoung@reddit

You beat me to it, I came here to say that I love how everything shows possession

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Baronvonkludge@reddit

The apostrophe is the crux of the biscuit.

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PunkRockMiniVan@reddit

Taste the biscuit. Taste the goodness of the biscuit. Taste the honey sauce. Taste the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce.

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runk_dasshole@reddit

That some kind of Eastern thing?

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runk_dasshole@reddit

[Far out](https://www.slugmag.com/archived/zappa-behind-the-sneer-june-1995/)

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Cream_Gingerly@reddit

He told me no, no, no. I told him yes, yes, yes!

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therealtwomartinis@reddit (OP)

‘cuz the night before, behind the door, a leprechaun had *stroooooooked it*

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Lumpy5887@reddit

My PANCAKES are not this issue!!

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hefebellyaro@reddit

Fuck you. You don't like apostrophes, find your own ficking protest.

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omn1p073n7@reddit

But then they came for me, a new ager.

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Ghostofmerlin@reddit

Well, we all know what Jesus said about using unnecessary apostrophes.

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lotusland17@reddit

No actual possessive apostrophes were harmed in the creation of this sign.

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Whisky_Shivers@reddit

"We only have 37 names for our banner, we need 38!" Guy in the back of this meeting waving his hands : "SPORTS NUTS!"

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Donkey_Bugs@reddit

A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.

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therealtwomartinis@reddit (OP)

Adulterer’s got a wife in Chino, baby And one in Cherokee

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OJimmy@reddit

Also Dude, " liberal's" is not the preferred Nomenclature, liberalS please

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Mental_Somewhere2341@reddit

Do you think they got all the way to *THIEVE’S* and then were like, “Oh.. Shit.”?

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strongsilenttypos@reddit

Dis Loud Mouth Women open for the “bunch of assholes” on the Speed of Sound tour? Really dig their early stuff…

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ZestyEnterprise72@reddit

All the Dude ever wanted was his apostrophe back

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Nein-Toed@reddit

As a Satanist I feel a bit underrepresented by this list

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Glittering_Bet_8610@reddit

And they peed on your fuckin` rug dude

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cozmo1138@reddit

Someone the square community won’t give a shit about.

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I think "Why do you love the devil?" isn't a question being asked of all the people in this list. This is actually a great list of reasons to love the devil. OK fine I need a Lebowski tie-in: "I've got information, man! New shit has come to light!"

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cozmo1138@reddit

Real! For the most part, these are my people, man!

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Several_Dark_7711@reddit

What are P.K.'s? Penalty killers?

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sakko303@reddit

Psycho Kinetics ala Stranger Things

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cozmo1138@reddit

Growing up in Christian circles, PKs were always what pastors kids were called, so I was confused when I saw them on the list. This makes a lot more sense.

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MyGrandmasCock@reddit

He’s talking about PK’s Burgers in Brea, California. It’s a place where they serve both American fare and Mexican food, which this guy says is “comestible miscegenation”, or basically “food race-mixing”. He thinks burgers and burritos should “stick to their own kind.”

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FalseDmitriy@reddit

heidelbeer-PfannKuchen

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Several_Dark_7711@reddit

She has also pigs in blanket

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handsomeape95@reddit

r/apostrophegore... Fuck me. Now I know this exists.

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cozmo1138@reddit

Oh, “Fuck it.” Yes, that’s your answer. That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!

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Alternative-Way-8753@reddit

That must be exhausting.

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InternationalWolf899@reddit

At least it’s an ethos.

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AmbassadorCheap3956@reddit

This club has everything…

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Confident-Security84@reddit

I didn’t see “Loud mouth Men”.

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theAlphabetZebra@reddit

I’ll admit that loud mouth women got me a little bit. Thieves and murderers and you know who else? Women who speak too loudly!

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Metaphysical-Failure@reddit

Are not loud mouth women and feminists one and the same? J/k

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theAlphabetZebra@reddit

you know, that question would break a lesser man lol

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sorotomotor@reddit

*I didn’t see “Loud mouth Men”.* He's holding the sign

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black2fade@reddit

Mark it zero!

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Regular-Flamingo9882@reddit

This whole church is just me and the bag man, man.

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Cosmicfool13@reddit

I thought it was a menu. I had picked out 7 before I realized it wasn’t.

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_WillCAD_@reddit

* Rustler's * Cut throat's * Murderer's * Bounty hunter's * Desperado's * Mug's * Pug's * Thug's * Nitwit's * Halfwit's * Dimwit's * Viper's * Sniper's * Conmen' * Indian agent's * Mexican bandit's * Mugger's * Buggerer's * Bushwhacker's * Hornswoggler's * Horse thieve's * Bull dyke's * Train robber's * Bank robber's * Ass-kicker's * Shit-kicker's * Methodist's

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therealtwomartinis@reddit (OP)

scumbum’s wharf rat’s lowlife’s numbnut’s bootlicker’s poontanger’s soft-soaper’s beseecher’s wrangler’s sumbitch’s

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teacher-dude@reddit

Highfalutin

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Emergency_Garlic_713@reddit

Apparently that is my checklist. I'm on there multiple times.

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KarlPHungus@reddit

The unnecessary apostrophes are what offend me

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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

Apostrophe or “comma to the top” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. That’s god’s comma.

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Blue-cheese-dressing@reddit

The “royal” comma, man.

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KarlPHungus@reddit

That some sort of Eastern thing?

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TryAgain024@reddit

r/apostrophegore

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Dee_DozyBekyMiknTish@reddit

Wifebeaters treat objects like women, man.

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Crazy-Reward-4783@reddit

Why do I LOVE Grammar? Apostrophe 'S' denotes possession. IF you're going to try and insult someone, at the very LEAST, make sure you are using correct grammar when you do it.

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Wildcat_Dunks@reddit

They're just against people possessing things.

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ThePanzerMan@reddit

Nihilist's

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GubbaBumpz@reddit

I’m not trying to be possessive here. She’s just my lady friend!

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_WillCAD_@reddit

Until it goes *click.*

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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

The original Port Hades statement. Not the compromised second draft.

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KrabbyPatty2028@reddit

It reads like the list of men that Headley Lamar wanted in Blazing Saddles 😂

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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

Kinky!

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Hirsute_Sophist@reddit

And Methodist's

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mxpx77@reddit

Hahahaha high fullutent

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WileyCoyote7@reddit

I got 12 of those dude,…mark it down.

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cov1972@reddit

Repent for your inappropriate use of apostrophes. You’ll be saying Book of Revelations next. Tch.

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tucker_sitties@reddit

Shit kickers, mercenaries and Methodists!!!!

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FalseDmitriy@reddit

Could you repeat that, sir?

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WhiskeyBadger_@reddit

I got 14. What did you guys get?

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therealtwomartinis@reddit (OP)

14 year olds, Dude

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WhiskeyBadger_@reddit

Mark it zero!

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dubiousdouchebaggery@reddit

Pretty much covers everyone.

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Speedhabit@reddit

I haven’t heard lesbians referred to as sophists since college

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El_Mec@reddit

Emo’s? Like a gothic monk?

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Mano_LaMancha@reddit

And making the list before pedophiles. Sad hair swoop, indeed.

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krakatoa83@reddit

Nihilist’s

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PerfectlyCalmDude@reddit

They spelled Ba'hai wrong.

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krakatoa83@reddit

They spelled everything wrong homie.

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Genghis_Chong@reddit

My buddies didn't die face down in the muck for these damn emo's, these sports nuts....

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therealtwomartinis@reddit (OP)

uhh, it’s “Sports Nut’s” please

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imjustmos@reddit

Sport nuts? Obviously you’re not a golfer dude

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eugeneyr@reddit

What’s a Bahi, Walter?

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moethedestroyer@reddit

Nothing is possessive? The Godamn apostrophe has crashed into the sign!

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Bag-Lady_Bills@reddit

I won many Grammys being in Loud mouth women.

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smkestcklghtn@reddit

Wow. Loud mouthed women

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JiveChicken00@reddit

What's a P.K., Walter?

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InsuranceThen9352@reddit

What about known pornographer's who treat women like objects man?

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HermiticHubris@reddit

After the uhhh, what-have-you

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j05mh@reddit

“They all think he’s a righteous dude”

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sakko303@reddit

OH ED! You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.

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CowPrestigious8447@reddit

Thank you, Grace.

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vhmike@reddit

Add "Dipshits with 9-Toed Women"

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Sad0ctopus@reddit

* Dipshit’s with 9-Toed Women, please.

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CowPrestigious8447@reddit

What are you a fuckin English professor, now?

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Kozzinator@reddit

Well I mean at least they hate racist"s

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CaptHab@reddit

Where is “pederast’s?” And how about “Nazi’s?”

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MaaartyMcFly@reddit

Those are good Republicans, Walter.

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Bob_Majerle@reddit

Shut the fuck up Elon

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jazzhandpanda@reddit

Are these the bahi's, Walter?

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jazzhandpanda@reddit

*in the HIGH FULLUTENT* "Mind if I do a J?"

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Nsflguru@reddit

It’s a list of everyone that fucks with the Jesus?

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KoobsInABox@reddit

WEAKLING'S COWARD'S BUM'S

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Dawildpep@reddit

So what are you supposed to be? A generic Christian republican?

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501Queen@reddit

3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

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GameTheory27@reddit

environmentalists? WTF?

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Interesting-Log-9627@reddit

"Concerned about the environment? Straight to hell."

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Genghis_Chong@reddit

Anything fun or progressive = bad In order to go to heaven you must live in perpetual self punishment and hatred

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Interesting-Log-9627@reddit

Drunkard Bahis absolutely fucking rock. Their bassist is awesome.

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ContentFlounder5269@reddit

As usual I got it laughed out of this when nothing else feels laughable! Fuck it dude let's go to in and out burger. That franchise is owned by the devil.

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