The Big Lebowski ... got the whole cowboy thing going on!

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The Big Lebowski ... got the whole cowboy thing going on!

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iMaxPlanck@reddit

Sioux City Sasparilla?

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OfficialDanFlashes_@reddit

Watching the chinamen build the railroads.

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CapTexAmerica@reddit

I knew that sumbitch could walk!!

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D-Train0000@reddit

“Ive seen a lot of cowboys dude”

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Efficient-Profit9611@reddit

Is that some kinda Western thing?

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Secret-Neighborhood8@reddit

Before the loss of his legs in Korea

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tf2ftw@reddit

By some chinaman.

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Herald_of_Harold@reddit

I got up and achieved, anyway!

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SomeWatercress4813@reddit

This looks like his fantasy head cam when he says this.

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No-Ratio-3494@reddit

Ha!

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MickeySwank@reddit

Heddy Lamar pulls a lot of water in this town, you don’t pull shit. I’ve got a nice quiet railroad community, stay out of Rock Ridge Lebowski!

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major_toms_a_junky@reddit

It’s Hedley!

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MickeySwank@reddit

Yea, well, that’s just like, you’re opinion man

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Snatchl@reddit

You make a helluva schnitzen gruben Jackie

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MickeySwank@reddit

The ol’ man told me 13 was his limit on schnitzen gurbens

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Snatchl@reddit

Easy baby…you are making a Polish Catholic spectacle of yourself

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FalseDmitriy@reddit

Authentic frontier gibberish

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TimonAndPumbaAreDead@reddit

What in God's holy name are you blathering about!?

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major_toms_a_junky@reddit

…horn-swaggling, sidewinding, bushwhacking, cracker crucker….

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GuitarSingle4416@reddit

" forget that shit.....Here Comes Mongo ! "

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major_toms_a_junky@reddit

So, racially, concerning black sheriffs, he’s pretty cool?

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SlickRickGrits@reddit

Inner city lawmen with promise but who lack the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher deputization.

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GuitarSingle4416@reddit

As long as he brings extra snitzungruben....it's all good. How he acquired said sausage....is up to him.

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Vegetable-Put3884@reddit

Baby please, I am not from Havana!

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GuitarSingle4416@reddit

" How's everything going in the clean world? "

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Jedi_Lazlo@reddit

Please limit to single digit schnitzengrubens per day...

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major_toms_a_junky@reddit

You’re a Johnson! I’m a Johnson! That’s terrific! I’m very busy. What can I do for you?

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GentlemanBastard2112@reddit

You’d do it for Randolph Scott…

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Bob_Majerle@reddit

_removes hat_

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Steiney1@reddit

Get back here, You Pious, Candy-ass, Sidewinder

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Momik@reddit

Wrrraaaaappppaaa!

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Steiney1@reddit

Condolences! The Bums Lost!

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Herald_of_Harold@reddit

"My advice to you is to do as your parents did! Get a job, sir!" -the unemployed Big Lebowski.

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Steiney1@reddit

Ahh fuck it

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SlickRickGrits@reddit

Oh yes fuck it, that’s your answer to everything, brand it on your forehead.

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gouged_haunches@reddit

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?

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thesfb123@reddit

Now who could argue with that?

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bailaoban@reddit

Hello! Parle usted Ingles?

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MarkEoghanJones_Art@reddit

You don't go out dressed like that on a weekday, do you?

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siberiandivide81@reddit

What day is it?

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acme_restorations@reddit

This picture was taken when David Huddleston played Olson Johnson. Yes, yes. Not Jeffrey Lebowski.

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saxonMonay@reddit

And he went out and achieved anyway!

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313rustbeltbuckle@reddit

Yes, fuck it, that's your answer for everything

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SoonToBeBanned24@reddit

This is shortly before a China-man took his legs....

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LizardBoyfriend@reddit

Not the Irish!

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Dudenysius@reddit

The picture itself makes some men uncomfortable….

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HoboOperative@reddit

You're not dealin' with simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the New West...

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Roderto@reddit

..You know. The bums!

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ArminTamzarrian@reddit

Mongo go out and achieve anyway

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Roderto@reddit

Mongo just a pawn in whole darned human comedy… down through generations… westward wagons… across sands of time… Mongo rambling again.

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Parking-Act-4080@reddit

I’m a Lebowski you’re a Lebowski

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slobis@reddit

I’m a Johnson you’re a Johnson.

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FalseDmitriy@reddit

Johnson?

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TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit

Nice marmot, man.

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SatnWorshp@reddit

Ve cut off your chonson.

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jlo5k@reddit

Ya mean beaver? 🦫

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jlo5k@reddit

What do you need that for dude?

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Snatchl@reddit

It’s a plain as the orange roof on Howard Johnson’s shit house!

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HoboOperative@reddit

You told Brandt on the telegraph, he told me. I know what happened - yes, yes?

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Bigspotdaddy@reddit

The goddamn carriage has crashed into the mountain!

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el_pyrata@reddit

🤣😂

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KyleWieldsAx@reddit

Goldbricking son of a bitch. I’ve seen a lot of frontiersmen, this dudes a fake.

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Troy64@reddit

You have your story, I have mine.

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Slakrdaddy@reddit

David Huddelston

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MickeySwank@reddit

You see what happens Mongo?!

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Snatchl@reddit

This is what happens Mongo! When you open a cigar box from a telegram! This is what happens Mongo!

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MickeySwank@reddit

Mongo take the ringer

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craiggy36@reddit

Marmots? We don’t need no stinking marmots!!

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Disastrous-One996@reddit

Wow

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weaponized_sasquatch@reddit

Aww, prairie shit!

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Dickey_Pringle@reddit

“Oh blow it out of your ass, Howard”

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Ziggyork@reddit

Hey! Where all the white women at?!

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NotQuiteSober98@reddit

Much oblaaaahged

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gpm21@reddit

Randolph Scott draws a lot of water in Rock Springs.

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Roderto@reddit

Never mind that shit, here comes the Nihilists!

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3016137234@reddit

The sheriff is a nihilist!

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MickeySwank@reddit

We can play chess for $1000

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Herald_of_Harold@reddit

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay $100.

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Roderto@reddit

..What did he say??…

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DLoIsHere@reddit

He’s a ni—

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TroutBite@reddit

You don’t go out looking for a job looking like that do you?

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PFalcone33@reddit

Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!

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jakelaw08@reddit

"The sheriff is a N*****R! "What did he say? "He said the sheriff is NEAR!" "NO! Gol durn it, dang blammit! I said the Sheriff is......!"

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Boozy_Cat_@reddit

You said nihilism twice

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angry-peacemaker@reddit

Baby please, I am not from Van Nuys.

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Commercial_Set2986@reddit

Howard Johnson?

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_WillCAD_@reddit

Agent Johnson? No, the other one.

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_WillCAD_@reddit

Aw, blow it out your ass, Walter.

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3016137234@reddit

Olson Johnson? Whaddya need that for dude?

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MickeySwank@reddit

Uo yours nihilist

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MickeySwank@reddit

Someone’s gotta go back and get a shitload of bones or clams!

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Tsowdsun@reddit

Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes…well…the bar eats you.

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stewdadrew@reddit

The last time the Big Lebowski got played this hard was when his town got a black sheriff!

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Online_Ennui@reddit

He can walk. He's a goddamn goldbricker

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Crumby2222@reddit

Strong men also wear neckerchiefs.

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SecretAgentMan85@reddit

Samuel Johnson's right about Olson Johnson being right

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heyitsmemaya@reddit

**That’s Lebowski on the left there?**

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heyitsmemaya@reddit

**Is this him with Nancy?**

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Bontkers@reddit

We let him ride a horse once but he wasn’t very good at it.

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blaspheminCapn@reddit

Nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo!

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Outrageous_Bat1798@reddit

How are you gonna keep ‘em down on the ranch one they’ve seen The Big Lebowski?

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nukeevry1@reddit

What in tarnation are ya jawin' about?

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_its_a_SWEATER_@reddit

Now who can argue with that??

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dufflebag7@reddit

He went out and achieved anyway.

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tycho-42@reddit

He went out and achieved anyway

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mz1012@reddit

Employed?

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dlusionalstate@reddit

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude. And this guy's a fake, a fuckin gold bricker. This guy fuckin walks... and I've never been more certain of anything in my life

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ironstyle@reddit

That some kind of eastern thing?

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Alternative-Way-8753@reddit

Far from it.

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Nsflguru@reddit

Are you employed, Festus?

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NoShortsDon@reddit

This isnt a guy who built the railroads.

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Parking-Act-4080@reddit

You told sheriff Bart on the phone he told me yes yes?

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cicic@reddit

Has the whole world gone CRAZY!

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Heretic_Scrivener@reddit

I dig your style too, man.

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