How often do you feel you are being watched by the spirits of dead entertainers?

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Working on the assumption that there is an afterlife, I'd be far more concerned about dead friends and relatives seeing me do embarrassing things rather than celebrities. There are 8 billion people on the planet. Terry Wogan, Bruce Forsyth and Eddie Large have no idea who I am.

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OperationMission8254@reddit

Bruce Forsyth didn't give a toss about me when he was alive. Not so much as a Christmas card from him. So I don't see why he'd suddenly take an interest now?

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AWildAndWoolyWastrel@reddit

Never.

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dronebox@reddit

When something's gone weirdly wrong I often think that Jeremy Beadle could be hiding in my wardrobe and will burst out and tell me that it was a prank..

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Dazz316@reddit

Bit early to be this out your nut isn't it?

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ButteredNun@reddit

The Queen (she gets all dressed up for it) watches me wank and touches my shoulder when I’m done.

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pencilrain99@reddit (OP)

Wanking by Royal approval

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polkadotska@reddit

Please could you share whatever psychedelics you've consumed as they sound lots of fun.

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Boroboy72@reddit

Hell no. Just...no

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non-hyphenated_@reddit

Eddie Large makes for a challenging wank

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Brian_from_accounts@reddit

In my head I once tried to remember the names of Mrs Thatcher's Falklands War cabinet inorder to distract myself from something happening too quickly.

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non-hyphenated_@reddit

As long as you didn't finish by moaning, "Norman Tebbit"

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Brian_from_accounts@reddit

Thanks, you really made me laugh. .. “on your bike”..

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robrt382@reddit

I woke up last night to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the end of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified....

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rokkerzuk@reddit

This gets my upvote, even though she's still alive :D

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FelisCantabrigiensis@reddit

I'm glad this is the sort of mental problem I don't suffer from.

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RevolutionaryPace167@reddit

Ditto 😁😆😅

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Brian_from_accounts@reddit

Now that you mention it ... No

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peterhala@reddit

Interesting - I'm sure this is the exact thought process that lead to the creation of all religions. And thank you for the idea. I shall definitely get hold of a copy of Das Capital and hold it whilst having a wank and singing "Oooooh Maggie Maggie! MaggieMaggieMaggieMaggie Tha-atcher!" Just see if I can summon Arthur Scargill. Do I get a point for the most unlikely politics joke?

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TrifectaOfSquish@reddit

Oh only once a week they are far too polite to turn up unexpected

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SirCarp00@reddit

Let them watch!

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OllyDee@reddit

Probably around 20%

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AerodynamicHandshake@reddit

Yeah, but I moved on from the Togmeister to ol' Jimmy instead.

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badgersruse@reddit

Ummm. No. {walking slowly backwards}

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gr33nday4ever@reddit

literally not once.. are you ok do you need help

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DengleDengle@reddit

Never???

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apeliott@reddit

It's what gets me off with the Mrs.

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