I don’t like you sucking around, bothering our citizens...I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you… jerk-off.

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rolandsteven462@reddit

Hey ![gif](giphy|xkT1HQuuWhCI0MluTH|downsized)

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Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit

Keep your ugly fuckin goldbrickin ass out of my beach community.

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Stalwart_Penguin@reddit

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise!

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HenryGoodbar@reddit

This is not a first amendment thing

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Round-Top-8062@reddit

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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ccourt46@reddit

This sub-reddit is lightning fast. If you're not replying within a minute, you can guarantee someone beat you to it with what you were thinking.

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zenchow@reddit

I can tell Trump's not listening

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Miami_Vice_75@reddit

The governor of California- “he’s a real reactionary!”

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PTFunk@reddit

I’ve seen a lot of presidents, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.

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CharlotteSumtyms76@reddit

He probably listens to The Eagles, y'know? 🤮

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faketree78@reddit

‘Let me tell you something pendejo!’

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What-a-Crock@reddit

Get your ugly, fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!

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LarYungmann@reddit

I want a poster of this. Where can I order 10 with the caption?

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Recent-Foundation788@reddit

Trump definitely wears lifts in his shoes. No other way to explain why his head is about 20 degrees in front of his feet lol

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andbot3@reddit

Says the person who will inevitably suffer for this... Wake up before its to lake, for your own sake

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HenryGoodbar@reddit

It was a Lebowski quote.. I knew some people would t get it

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DeadpoolIsMyPatronus@reddit

No, we got it. We just didn't like it. There's nothing redeeming about Trump. There's no "at least he's..." with him.

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

Melanie is such a doormat… I mean rug.

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Redditors are now coping by writing fanfics??? OP do you suck your thumb and nervously rock yourself to sleep every night? Y’all are like shaky scared shitless chihuahuas that nip at everything. Thank god this chapter is ending. So much cringe.

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Bad_Idea_Hat@reddit

What in God's holy name are you blabbering about?

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MannschaftArschloch@reddit

If you have to ask, you’ll never know.

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yankeesyes@reddit

So you have no frame of reference. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

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MannschaftArschloch@reddit

Oh I’ve got tons. I just learned years ago it’s not worth my time explaining anything to you people.

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yankeesyes@reddit

shut the fuck up donny

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MannschaftArschloch@reddit

Shut the fuck up, pussy.

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DeadpoolIsMyPatronus@reddit

Every reply he gave you was a quote from the movie, but you're too stupid to realize that.

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Jacoba_Fett@reddit

Blathering*

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koops@reddit

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!

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VerdantGreenIsle@reddit

Trump draws a lot of water in this state, you don’t draw shit, Castro.

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cheen25@reddit

What in God's holy name are you blabbering about?!

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Jacoba_Fett@reddit

Blathering*

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cheen25@reddit

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)

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Jacoba_Fett@reddit

Well, if you’re gonna quote it, quote it right.

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cheen25@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Donny! That better, pumpkin?

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DeliciousAnywhere924@reddit

You’re outta your element man

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HGFantomas@reddit

They were nazis?

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Pluggable@reddit

They were threatening insurrection; are we splitting hairs here? **^(Am I wrong?)**

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DiamondBusiness2637@reddit

Yes Douchbag

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Raulgoldstein@reddit

I don’t recall that quote from the movie

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Aggressive-Camp1674@reddit

Seperate incidents then?

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iodizedpepper@reddit

You’re not wrong Pluggable, you’re just an asshole.

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Pluggable@reddit

Okay then

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TurdShaker@reddit

Why cant that fatass stand up straight?

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Truckondo@reddit

He has health problems.

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TurdShaker@reddit

So you're telling me there's a chance????

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mrbeck1@reddit

Gavin Newsom draws a lot of water in this state. You don’t draw shit, Trump.

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MaxHeadroomsVapePen@reddit

Is that why the reservoirs weren't full?

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correctsPornGrammar@reddit

Donnie is definitely out of his element here.

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bashful_rabbit@reddit

Fucking fascist!

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DomineAppleTree@reddit

Real reactionary

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HenryGoodbar@reddit

So we’re gonna split hairs here?

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Objective-Pin-1045@reddit

He was threatening authoratatianism.

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aToeByThreeOClock@reddit

Is that what this is about?

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Momik@reddit

Fucking Nazis.

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SeparateMongoose192@reddit

Nothing changes

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Momik@reddit

These rich fucks.

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Fun_Pressure5442@reddit

No Donny these men are cowards

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SketchyPornDude@reddit

Nothing is safe from this annoying digital activism. Not even a sub devoted to a lovely film. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. Damn.

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mrbeck1@reddit

Say what you will about Trump’s National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

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cov1972@reddit

Or…. ‘It’s YOUR wiener I’d like. Sir.’. Without the words, it’s all just hand waving (or finger pointing). 😂

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SuspiciousCoconut464@reddit

Trump’s a pederast Walter!

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Plus_Professor_1923@reddit

Both of these guys are liars and both of them suck.

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East-Caterpillar-895@reddit

Shuth the FUCK UP DONNIE!

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Negative-Driver-3135@reddit

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?

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FlapjackActual@reddit

He's little Donnie Two-Scoops. The con artists!

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WorthyMastodon69420@reddit

Quick Google search says Gavin is 6'3". I don't think Trump is close, even with those heals.

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Parking-Act-4080@reddit

Donnie were you even listening to the governors story?

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Parking-Act-4080@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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GuitarEvening8674@reddit

Gavin is 6'3" and Trump has a hat and high heels here. I'd say Trump is 5'10" or 11"

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bluntasaknife@reddit

Both these guys claim to be 6”3

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Jacoba_Fett@reddit

So, Gavin Newscum is the fascist and Trump is the dude.

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Possible-Local-9357@reddit

Sorry I wasn’t paying attention.

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Federal_Violinist_86@reddit

You wish that’s what that incompetent failed Governor was saying. Captain Hair Gel is finished and will NEVER be President.

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Honest_Formal_4659@reddit

F the Eagles man

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Lafcadio-1@reddit

I can get you ear. You don’t even wanna know with earwax.

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Drug_Science@reddit

“Is this the proud boy?” “No this man is a coward.”

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Drug_Science@reddit

What’s mine is mine. Come take it, nihilist.

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spdelope@reddit

Must be exhausting

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cheen25@reddit

What in God's holy name are blabbering about?!

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Deep-Room6932@reddit

Theres a lot of hair products in this photo

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Alchemista_98@reddit

Vanity has always been one of Fuhrer’s weaknesses. Hence the slut.

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Her_name--is_Mallory@reddit

Now maybe my favorite use of this quote.

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Her_name--is_Mallory@reddit

Fuckin’ A, man.

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throughmygoodeye@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element

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JayBird38@reddit

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.

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anchoredkite08@reddit

You know she wants to be Gavin’s lady friend

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dketernal@reddit

**Stay out of Malibu, Trump!** **Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!** **Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.**

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Lexingtn@reddit

Trump treats objects like, women, Man.

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aDragonsAle@reddit

No, that's Bo, Yo https://youtu.be/0mwwGjo5YwU?si=abylDiXb9jMxu637

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Alex_Sherby@reddit

That's JD Vance

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Oblina_@reddit

He treats eyeliner like aftershave or cologne or whatever guys put on during their daily routine.

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CoolHandTeej@reddit

That couch really tied the room together.

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WalkerVox@reddit

And Vance micturated on it.

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takeacab@reddit

loool thought it was Stallone

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guiltycitizen@reddit

The two people behind him would fit in there like one of those Russian dolls

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1982MJG@reddit

Correct OP, that’s Exactly what Trump said to Newscum

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PorscheUberAlles@reddit

Stay out of my beach community!

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CCN1983@reddit

Gavin Newsome wishes he could draw a lot of water in Palisades...

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ironstyle@reddit

That's marvelous!

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thtsjsturopinionman@reddit

We’ve got a nice quiet federal republic, and I intend to keep it that way

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OfficialDanFlashes_@reddit

<pulls out McDonald's receipt> Is this your only form of ID?

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arostegui@reddit

At least everyone is aligned by height

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DiamondBusiness2637@reddit

Fat Nazi Fuch

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RecentSugar5696@reddit

Is Brian Epstein here I heard his death was a hoax

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That_Trapper_guy@reddit

I didn't know Newsome was 6'6"?

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yankeesyes@reddit

He's the same height as Trump claims to be.

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Numerous-Debate-3467@reddit

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)

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DiogenesD0g@reddit

When he flew down to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

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Ultravod@reddit

[He's a pervert, Dude.](https://i.redd.it/vfy1scn005zd1.jpeg)

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Donkey_Bugs@reddit

Partied with Epstein and underaged girls, Dude.

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tbs999@reddit

Unworthy fucking adversary

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eddie736@reddit

No. He’s a sex offender with a record.

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buyerbeware23@reddit

Felon.

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I_Am_Exaybachay@reddit

8 year olds, Dude.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

No, JD peed on the rug. No, Donnie, you're a Nazi. You're a coward.

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Biscuits4u2@reddit

His girdle really tied the pudding together

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TheReadMenace@reddit

It's really funny how fat as fuck Trump is. A guy with infinite money that can hire a whole team of nutritionists, trainers, chefs, on top of just taking Ozempic. And he just keeps going to McDonalds. Real dedication

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Significant_Cow4765@reddit

with a family full of women (and men) who have paralyzed and pulled themselves within microns of hamnerhead shark territory, and this lumpen smudge appears before us in 5 bolts of uncut Brioni

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FilthyHobbitzes@reddit

r/oddlyspecific

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cb_cooper@reddit

I once witnessed a man get so drunk, he fell and his colostomy bag exploded all over the living room. I’d rather be thinking of that.

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TattooedBagel@reddit

That’s an occurrence the existence of which I’d never considered. And yet now… 🫠🤢

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WalkerVox@reddit

That had not occurred to us, Dude.

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Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit

Not on the rug, man!

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Chino780@reddit

Newsom is a human paraquat.

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creamcitybrix@reddit

Is he close to the In n Out? A few burgers…a few laughs…

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StronglyHeldOpinions@reddit

Those are good burgers, Walter.

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__Sentient_Fedora__@reddit

Newsome treats objects like women, man.

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kathrinet2022@reddit

You pull your piece out on me in the lanes and I will take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes…. Cleeeck!

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jpike1077@reddit

Imagine having a real man as a president, not a sack of shit

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FluByYou@reddit

Or woman.

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FluByYou@reddit

Where’s a coffee mug when you need it?

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Feisty_Stomach_7213@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donny

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flactulantmonkey@reddit

This photo was taken when Mr Trump was vice president. Of the NATION.

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Oblina_@reddit

Must be exhausting

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Donkey_Bugs@reddit

My favorite part of the exchange was the tug-o-war handshake, where each used the "power move" of pulling the other's hand towards them. Gavin won.

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choopie-chup-chup@reddit

Stay out of California, Deadbeat!

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hemlock_harry@reddit

It's a fitting segment, but for the record: I like jerking off a lot better than I like Donald Trump.

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Dave97xj@reddit

I'm sorry I wasn't listening...

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Abysstopher@reddit

he looks like a fuckin’ loser

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Informal_Pen47@reddit

Is that Frau from Austin Powers in the white coat?

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Sockalexis@reddit

This is so great, kudos OP!

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Sockalexis@reddit

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE!

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reeder75@reddit

Trump and company look like they’re “smooth criminals” with those leans

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Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit

Out of his element

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Sman2020@reddit

The irony of calling trump a pervert, while Newsom is in the photo 😂

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Da_Natural20@reddit

Shut the fuck up donnie

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ConsistentSpare589@reddit

He treats states like women man…

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CoolHandTeej@reddit

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

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CoolHandTeej@reddit

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g)

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Objective-Pin-1045@reddit

And a good day to you, sir!

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PoohBear_007@reddit

"Barron needs a strong step-father." - Melania

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AffectionateFunny290@reddit

8 year olds dude.

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DAMON5280@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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PalaPK@reddit

STAY OUTTA MALIBU, DEADBEAT!

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JerryRiceOfOhio2@reddit

best post on reddit in days

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crazy_washingmachine@reddit

Everyone else in this photo is upright and straight but he off center and is leaning forward. Isn’t that a symptom of something?

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Bad_Idea_Hat@reddit

Shoe lifts

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Krustylang@reddit

It’s a symptom of dementia. Seriously.

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AwareExchange2305@reddit

And late stage syphilis

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Swankymode@reddit

It’s just that the fascists is hearing it, instead of saying it

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FlemPlays@reddit

*”Shut the fuck up Donnie, you’re out of your element.”*

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sigeh@reddit

Click.

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monstertruck567@reddit

You said it, man.

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man_machine_poet@reddit

Donny Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

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infallables@reddit

Are you going to give u/suchafatfatcat credit for the comment you’ve headlined here?

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Hopeful-Flounder-203@reddit

I fuckin' hate Nazi Eagles, man.

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DarkCustoms@reddit

Stay out of Malibu

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N00bslayer93@reddit

Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?!

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rozzco@reddit

Does the leaning worm make you uncomfortable, Mr. Newsom?

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TheBigLebroccoli@reddit

Best caption for this photo ever.

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ecchiowl@reddit

he even hired a cameraman for this exact moment

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cheen25@reddit

You mean the press pool that travels on Air Force One?

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eskiabo@reddit

Welcome to California, you fucking jerk off rapist pig.

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kgas36@reddit

No, Donny.

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BlueCollarRefined@reddit

Trump draws a lot of water

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purplebasterd@reddit

This is some top-tier Redditor fan fiction. Dude showed up uninvited to grovel for aid.

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WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit

Ron Kuby

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thestrangledfruit@reddit

Anyone ever figure out why he’s always leaning in? Like all political stuff aside, I think it’d be a great episode of House. Trumps going around being horrible and loud and annoying, house notices, assembles the team, and they do a 2 part special, calling in all former team members and showing how their lives have gone (those who haven’t died) and then house solves it but it’s a cliff hanger and then there’s a special 3rd episode all about what chase was up to during the first 2

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Impossible-Role-102@reddit

What'd they do, make sly stand closer to the camera to make him appear larger? I was under the impression Trump is kinda tall, and Sylvester Stallone is kinda short.

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downtune79@reddit

Donny, these men are cowards

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dketernal@reddit

Trump, leaning into non existent wind.

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mclms1@reddit

He’s a short fuck.

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The_BarroomHero@reddit

Westward in the wagons

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davster39@reddit

Stay out of Malibu

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TheRealPallando@reddit

We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police

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HenryGoodbar@reddit

But that’s up to little Donny here isn’t it?

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Yoye-22@reddit

Is this your executive order Donny?

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Lexingtn@reddit

You see what happens, Donny?

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The_BarroomHero@reddit

We know it's his executive order - WHERE'S THE FUCKING DISASTER RELIEF MONEY, YA LITTLE BRAT?!?

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jerseycitymax@reddit

Over the Line!!! Mark it zero!

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OregonResident@reddit

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

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pdmalo@reddit

Where's the fuckin money shithead?

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aroseonthefritz@reddit

What’s a pederast Walter?

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Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink@reddit

It’s a wandering president job

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scoosRNR@reddit

Reminds me of the Biden days. Tarmacs. Stages. Fields.

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ZestyEnterprise72@reddit

Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking face out of my beach community.

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HenryGoodbar@reddit

I’m sorry I wasn’t listening

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Round-Top-8062@reddit

You-you human paraquat!

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uneducatedexpert@reddit

I didn’t know the Governor was 7’ tall. Wow

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Competitive_Roof_740@reddit

True 6'3" meets fake news

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Used-Society4298@reddit

You don’t draw shit in this town…

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jbluft1894@reddit

Biden draws a lot of water in this town …

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TheReadMenace@reddit

You don't draw shit, Donald

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SmoovyJ@reddit

Oh man, don’t say that

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_shaftpunk@reddit

He’s gotta be so annoyed that he’s taller than him.

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CeruleanBlueWind@reddit

post the video

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RJS7424@reddit

I'm sorry I wasn't listening

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GooseCloaca@reddit

What the fuck iwith the witch hunt shit? What the fuck does any of this have to do with the witch hunt?? Why is everything with you the fucking witch hunt?

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