Coitus? | TheaterFire

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Saturday, The_Don_Ker, is shabbos. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

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The_Don_Ker@reddit

Sheesh

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Rug

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Actarus31@reddit

Needless to say it really tied the room together

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The_Don_Ker@reddit

And this guy peed on it.

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Dilithium

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Or the Credence

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Wu?

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Fatuous.

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Nihilists

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Marmot

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Tang

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Shinny

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CHEESECAKE

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Shiny

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I had to scroll way too far to find this

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Zoinks

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“Oland….”

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BOAH

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Micturate

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Come on man I’m not trying to scam anybody here

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Are you employed, sir?

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is this, uhhh is this a we?

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The royal we

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Jizz

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Poptart

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Pederast

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Beverage

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Shrubbery

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I’m on fentanyl

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Wait wya tho

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GlaDOS

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Logjammin’

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Please

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Donny

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Johnson?

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Rug

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It’s dude.

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leads

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The leads are weak? No, *you’re* weak

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ABC

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Your see this watch? It cost more than your car

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Fuck you! THAT'S my name!

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What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

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Glengarry Glen Ross man

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Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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LEADS!!

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Ok_Sheepherder_814@reddit

They got em working in shifts!

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*[Maniacal laughter continues]*

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Cycoviking69@reddit

Niii!

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Jesus (pronounced HAY-soose)

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Redfeather_nightmare@reddit

Vagina

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Commercial-Name-3602@reddit

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?

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GreenZebra23@reddit

Oh yeah?

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Dick. Rod. Johnson.

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Peter O'Toole

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Jesus

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Carpetpissers

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Tables!

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Boognish

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6up

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My nephew invented the word to be used when someone cleans their plate really quickly. Gus it down is the term but the word Gus works also.

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Sometimes Camrose

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Treehorn

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My wife works with a Jackie. She will always be Jackie Treehorn to me.

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Clams

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Bones

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Parlance

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Smackers

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Whathaveyou

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Nomenclature

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Walrus

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Pederast

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Pomeranian

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Browncoats

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Ringer!

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Shiny

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Plibt

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Shmebulock

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Atoadaso!🥃

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Paraquat

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Isn't that a Total Recall reference?

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Character-Concept651@reddit

Far from it

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Tinman751977@reddit

AIDS??

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Well, aren't you?

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Ok_Sheepherder_814@reddit

To put it in the parlance of our times

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This is for those who have gone deep

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That’s pretty mid tier tbh

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Knudsens

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Beverage

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What the fuck is this?

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It’s a natural, zesty enterprise

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Branded

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Brevity

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How's this not higher up?

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Nihilist

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Parlance

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Papers. Papers.

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Amateurs

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Don’t be fatuous, u/Minute_Future_4991

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Mormot

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Leeeeds!

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Zesty

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...and not the lemon-peel type, either!

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STFU

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Pederass

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Creedence

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Is carpetpisser one word??

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Yes it is: Woo

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Jesus

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You said it man!

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Ample

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Branded

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Marmot

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Abides

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Micturate

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Click

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J

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monstertruck567@reddit

This is what I was looking for. You mush be a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever.

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bacon

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Employed?

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Gwent

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Pacifist

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Pacifism

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Beak!

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Allegedly

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Ice-cold fatties

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Smeghead

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CONDOLENCES.

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Camel fucker in Iraq

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Mask a pony!

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Vagina

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Cycle

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Is it the 10th already!?!?

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I'd love it if you came and gave me notes.

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Far out, I’ll be the there man!

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*Near* the In-N-Out

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The videast

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Chicken Vindaloo

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Blurg

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M-O-O-N

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Fatuous

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Goldbricker

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Nomenclature

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Uzi

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Aggression

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Nihilists

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Lingonberry

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Hungus

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Fuck.

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Three-knuckler

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Pomeranian

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Hungus

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He fixes the cable

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Whathaveyou.

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Travesty

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Golfer?

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Lingonberry.

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In-N-Out

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I have no fandom

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Brevity

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Seattle Seven

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The Rambam

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Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules ?

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Thorough

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Thuhrrah.

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China-man

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Golfer

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Burkhalter

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I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in

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Vaginal

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Vagina

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The_BarroomHero@reddit

Didn't we just do this shit like 4 days ago?

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You're being very Un-Dude

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Chinaman

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That’s not the issue here dude!

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Well there isn't a literal connection

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This aren’t the guys who built the fucking railroad!

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He took my legs in Korea, but I achieved anyway.

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Dude. That is not the preferred nomenclature.

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Ringer.

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Knutson’s

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Increases?

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Forty-two

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Allons-y!

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Burglarcenarsonsy

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Autosear

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Ralph's Autobahn Toe 'Nam Lol I could do this forever

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Grüe

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Creedance

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Pederast

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Parshendi

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Pandejo

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Patrolling...

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Fatuous

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Pederass

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8 year olds Dude

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Achievers.

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And proud we are of all of them

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Undies

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My dirty whites

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Pilar?

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Johnson???

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Ok_Sheepherder_814@reddit

What do you need that for?

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sigeh@reddit

Chonson

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Cable

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Logjammin

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Bowling

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Treehorn

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Whatwhatwhat... Or it might be Wortwortwort.... It's still debated.

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Dude.

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Where’s my car? (Wrong sub, sorry)

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Abides

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Bowling

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Nomenclature

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Marmot

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Shabbas

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Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man

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Cynthia

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Element

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Technopop

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Nihilists.

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Malibu

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Dude.

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Sarsaparilla

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Beverage

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ethos

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Dingus

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Chinaman

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Marmot

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What are you a fucking park ranger

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Achievers

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Achievers. Jesus. Employed?

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Manually

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This my fav

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Carpet-pissers

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Pilar?

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Donny!

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Beverage

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I equate coitus more to the Big Bang Theory… uh… Dude

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Little Larry

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Knuteson

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Nam'

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Cleft

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employed?

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Rug

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Oh man, lodged where???

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strumpet

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Receptacle Irish Monk

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Nihilist

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Dude. Since you’re into the whole brevity thing.

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Onomatopoeia

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Abide.

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Fatuous

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Ridicolo!

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Receptacle

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Autobahn

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Biennale

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Bunny

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bunny

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Goldbricker

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fig

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Abutment

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Caucasian?

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adubski23@reddit

Leads?

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Sasparilla

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Fatuous

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Marvelous!

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Strumpet

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Donny

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Caucasian

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