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I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.

Posted by an7onchigurh@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 137 comments

I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.

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GX_EN@reddit

They got a name for that, Jules, it's called a bum. The bums will always lose!
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SpecialistChance0@reddit

Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I’ll never know cuz I’d never eat the filthy muthfuckers
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unconquered@reddit

Calmer than you are.
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Ordinary-Cod-1149@reddit

The plane has crashed into the goddamn briefcase!
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HermiticHubris@reddit

The briefcase is not the issue here Dude!
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anonymoose_2048@reddit

Excuse me, Dear!
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sodosopapilla@reddit

You understand there is a device called the internet and on this device there is porn, right?
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Persimmon_Virtual@reddit

When you came rolling up in here did you see a sign on my lawn that said Dead Bunny Storage?
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Botosi5150@reddit

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnTBlMbHjMl0Eo)
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Sea-Inspection-8184@reddit

Also, dude, gimp is not the the preferred nomenclature. Disabled American, please.
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Persimmon_Virtual@reddit

Actually Walter I think he prefers BDSM enthusiast.
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Botosi5150@reddit

Walter, this isn't a guy who has a spinal injury. This is a guy...
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tupperneep@reddit

Ringo, you are entering a world of pain
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Cost_doesnt_matter@reddit

I’m tryin reaaaall hard Ringo…
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DatSauceTho@reddit

I am the walrus.
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AyeHaightEweAwl@reddit

SAY WALRUS ONE MORE GODDAMNED TIME
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UnBearable1520@reddit

Finishing his mother fuckin coffee?
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henrydaiv@reddit

Pack of red apples and a Caucasian
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iGrowCandy@reddit

Ve Still vant ze suitcase Lebowski!
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VincentAdultman-1@reddit

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Micturated Rug Storage”?!
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Denver-Ski@reddit

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration? Well allow me to retort. Did. I. Urinate. On. Your. Rug?
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SMAMtastic@reddit

I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING DONNY!
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Least-Back-2666@reddit

You're being very undude, MOTHAFUCKA!
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What-a-Crock@reddit

Do you know what they call burgers on Camrose?
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DatSauceTho@reddit

Those are good burgers, Jules.
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ConnieLingus34@reddit

SHUT THE FUCK UP MUTHAFUCKA
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michaltee@reddit

No Yolanda Yolanda he ain’t gonna do a goddamn muthafuckin thing, DONNY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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jey_613@reddit

🤣🤣🤣
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artgriego@reddit

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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Bigspotdaddy@reddit

This is a valued rug!
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Denver-Ski@reddit

It’s the rug that says, “Bad Mother Fucker” on it.
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peanut_powder@reddit

Does it look like a bitch?
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c-papi@reddit

Do I look housebroken?
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CircleCityCyco@reddit

It ties the room together!
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Informal-Ad-240@reddit

This comment wins. Well done 👍
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OldRaj@reddit

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN…I mean Donny.
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TroyDude12@reddit

The old man told me to take any briefcase in the house
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shawner136@reddit

Coitus. What? Coitus mothafucka. Do you like it?
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pdmalo@reddit

Wwwwuut?
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DatSauceTho@reddit

Say Vagina! I dare ya! I **double dog** dare ya!!
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NoProblemWhatsoever_@reddit

A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, ya know. She uh, uh, gets foot massages all over town, including from Tony Rocky Horror-- ha, and that's cool, that's that's cool
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artgriego@reddit

She's gotta feed the monkey, man!!
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jessewoolmer@reddit

Do you know what they call a "Double Double" in Paris?
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artgriego@reddit

A double dare muthafucka?
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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

Donny, please.
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dwors025@reddit

Do mind if I have a sip of that? I gotta find out what a five-dollar White Russian tastes like.
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artgriego@reddit

That poor woman - that poor *junkie -* OD'd herself.
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_ferrofluid_@reddit

Far out man, far fucking out.
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uttyrc@reddit

There's a beverage here!
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artgriego@reddit

A $5 fucking milkshake...they don't put bourbon in it or nothin?
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iTalk2Pineapples@reddit

We gonna be like 3 little dudes...and what's the dude like?
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artgriego@reddit

Cool?
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SylvanDragoon@reddit

Reading this thread all I can think is.... "That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence."
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an7onchigurh@reddit (OP)

She's not my special lady. She's my lady friend.
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artgriego@reddit

I'll be forced to tell Mr. Wallace that her life was in your hands, Lance...
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girlabides@reddit

The one with all the shit in her face?
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Impossible_Bell_7917@reddit

You brought a fucking Gump bowling?
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AxelFauley@reddit

Crying
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OkieDragonSlayer@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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grim_f@reddit

Has the whole muthahfuckin world gone CRAZY?!
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EatingAcidIsFun@reddit

Phones ringing Lance
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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

THANK YOU, JODY!!!
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Grip-my-juiceky@reddit

He’d be damned if any chinaman was gonna out his greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So, He hid this toe the only place he could. His Ass.
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Catalina_Eddie@reddit

The Supreme Court has soundly rejected prior retraint motherfucker!
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artsatisfied229@reddit

Fucking A.
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DaWisZoot@reddit

BMF
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Ok_Refrigerator7679@reddit

I was sitting here drinking my coffee eating my muffin and had what alcoholics refer to as a "moment of clarity" where I realized that the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
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PickleLips64151@reddit

Calmer than you are, motherfucker.
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NoLightweight@reddit

Say "coitus" again. I motherfuckin' double dare you.
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NoLightweight@reddit

I see a taxi playing the Eagles in your future.
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myCreedencetapes@reddit

It's the little differences...example?
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Goooongas@reddit

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nihilist Storage"?
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Bontkers@reddit

NO!! Because storing dead nihilists ain’t my fuckin’ business!!!
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Vladd_the_Retailer@reddit

The shepherd is not the issue here..
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OkieDragonSlayer@reddit

That briefcase really brought the room together....did it not?
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HoverboardRampage@reddit

Me and Vincent would've been happy with some freeze dried Tasters Choice. . .
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OkieDragonSlayer@reddit

This is our concern Dude
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SomeDudeNamedRik@reddit

Do you know what they call a Carls Jr in Alabama? A Hardee’s.
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OkieDragonSlayer@reddit

I miss Hardee's, Carl's Jr sucks
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almostmachines@reddit

I can get you a motherfucking toe by 3 o clock mother fucker. With mother fucking nail polish
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Missy_Agg-a-ravation@reddit

Is this your briefcase, Larry?
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abbeymad@reddit

You don’t go walking the earth dressed like that do you? On a weekday. The bums lost!
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smkestcklghtn@reddit

Normally you two would be dead as fried chicken right now, but I don't commit murder on the Shabbos
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coldinvt@reddit

It’s the one that says “DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS” on it.
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GrimeyJosh@reddit

# DIOS MUTHAFUCKIN MIO, MAN
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BlueCollarCriminal@reddit

Oh please, *dear*? For your motherfucking information, the motherfucking Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
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WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit

Motherfucking prior restraint
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FreePhilosopher256@reddit

Zed uses objects like men, man.
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vinaysays@reddit

Who's Zed, baby?
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mysterious_whisperer@reddit

Zed’s the walrus
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FreePhilosopher256@reddit

You're out of your element! Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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4th-Estate@reddit

- I want you to go in that bag and find my rug - Which one is it? - It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it.
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michaltee@reddit

Parlez usted ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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mysterious_whisperer@reddit

https://i.imgur.com/ADcGnqk.jpeg
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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

Aw, man, what's that smell? Likely a homeless person shot Marvin in the face.
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Swinging-Gate@reddit

That IS a tasty coffee Walter.
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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

I said it's BY the Big Kahuna Burger, motherfucka
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michaltee@reddit

When Cynthia buys coffee, she’s buys SHIT.
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jessewoolmer@reddit

Calmer than you are
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El_Cactus_Loco@reddit

… motherfucka
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MonkMajor5224@reddit

![gif](giphy|o2UO8B52RcjCg|downsized)
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Some-Exchange-4711@reddit

Enjoying my motherfucking coffee…
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Redkellum@reddit

Is there a Ralph's around here?
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Icy-Priority1297@reddit

What we have here is a couple of tea drinkers, trying to find reverse on the Tube.
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DudelyMcDuderson@reddit

# MARK IT ZERO MOTHERFUCKA
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JavaJukebox@reddit

*ANY OF YOU F*****G DUDES MOVE! AND ILL EXECUTE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!* 🎶Dick Dale and The Del-Tones Misirlou🎶
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Zer0daveexpl0it@reddit

Oh please, *motherfucker*?
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MrPeepers1986@reddit

Will you come off it, Jules? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
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Amity_Swim_School@reddit

Do you know what they call an In & Out Burger in Paris?
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vinaysays@reddit

My two favourite movies of all time
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RunningPirate@reddit

THE SUPREME COURT HAD ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR MOTHERFUCKING RESTRAINT!
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pdmalo@reddit

Do they parle ingles in what?!
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kinvore@reddit

Is this your briefcase, Larry?
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High_Af_Osrs@reddit

Oh man, I shot Smokey in the face.
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Least-Back-2666@reddit

It's just a league game, Vincent!
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_Bon_Vivant_@reddit

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
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Cabton@reddit

Tell Honey Bunny Lebowski to chill out.
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geologyrocks98@reddit

Check out the big brain on Cabton!
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girlabides@reddit

![gif](giphy|3o7aTnDahnlj2lqGfS)
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geologyrocks98@reddit

Just take the $4 man!
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CommonSensei-_@reddit

Calmer than you are , mother fuk er
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JackStrawSTL@reddit

Mr. Wallis draws a lot water.
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Pretty-Sport-2691@reddit

Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Hunny Bunny.
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nysom1227@reddit

You want a toe? Jules could probably get you a toe.
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_Bon_Vivant_@reddit

You want a thing that glows in a brief case? I can get you a thing that glows in a brief case. Believe me. There are ways. You don't wanna know about it.
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Muhfuggajones@reddit

Nobody fucks with the Jules...
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Poker-Junk@reddit

This aggression will not stand, motherfucker!
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SmoovyJ@reddit

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING GIMP!
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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

Excuse me... Dear... for your information, the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men have been roundly rejected by the righteous man!
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Eric848448@reddit

Enjooooyin my coffee..
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carl_showalter96@reddit

Goddamn, Walter. **This is some serious gourmet shit!**
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nadamean420@reddit

“He lives in North Hollywood near the Big Kahuna Burger.” “The Big Kahuna Burger is on Camrose!” “I said *near* The Big Kahuna Burger.” “Those are some tasty burgers…”. “Shut the fuck up, Donny!”
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N4TETHAGR8@reddit

I’m the motherfuckin’ dude, so that’s what you call me!
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couldbeworse2@reddit

Do they have a big salad?
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Bombay1234567890@reddit

You want a toe. I can get you a toe. With nail polish.
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OG-Giligadi@reddit

That rug was a bad muthafucka.
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HeDogged@reddit

These fucking amateurs.
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