Mmmfh cream cheese | TheaterFire

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SdSmith80@reddit

Personally, I like cream cheese in a Tupperware, smoothed into a layer then covered with cheddar cheese and salsa, then microwaved until melty and hot. Easy with crackers or tortilla chips, preferably Doritos. #poorpeoplefood

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awildyetti@reddit

Casu Martzu

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jmoneill62@reddit

y tho

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

Is there any greater joy in life than an act of complete free will?

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antichristianism@reddit

Would

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dankhimself@reddit

Mix some ketchup with horseradish to make cocktail sauce, add some Ritz crackers and this is a BANGER of a mega snack at parties.

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

That sounds so good! I'm going to need to try this! Fresh horseradish, or pickled?

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dankhimself@reddit

Pickled. Kelshner's or Gold's or something. Just the jarred stuff you use to make cocktail sauce for shrimp.

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Celladoore@reddit

At least eat it with some crackers, you animal.

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

♡♡♡ No ♡♡♡

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Celladoore@reddit

Well, ok. Can't argue with that (but do get some real everything bagel seasoning)

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

😭😭 Yeah, it's already on my shopping list lol. Thought I had some, but I tore up the kitchen TWICE looking for it. And by that point it was too late because the cream cheese had already had the salt and pepper on it 😰🙏

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Celladoore@reddit

Stuff is sooo good. My favorite is using it on large curd cottage cheese.

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Crankenstein_8000@reddit

You’re just eating that?

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

Yes ♡

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Crankenstein_8000@reddit

So you’re just watching something on Netflix with this on a plate on your lap; and you’re holding a fork and knife?

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

Nah I'm scrolling webtoons with a spoon in one hand and a joint in the other ♡

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Crankenstein_8000@reddit

It’s healthy to learn how other people are living

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

Hell yeah 🍻

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Scako@reddit

I bet if i had some weed first I’d smash this

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A_Feltz@reddit

I’d try to make it, but I’d forget to get the sesame and would just end up eating the cream cheese itself

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

It's still sooooo good without sesame seed. You can honestly throw whatever seasoning you want on it. When I don't have any seed, I usually default to rosemary, cilantro, parsley, green onions, and salt. I usually also press the block down a lot more than I did in this photo, so it's usually half the thickness that is seen here, but I was running out of sesame seed, so I couldn't 😭🙏

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DarthPepo@reddit

r/stonerfood

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

It's a sad truth that I did, in fact, start eating this when I was stoned.

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Scako@reddit

Well that explains that lol

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DarthPepo@reddit

Totally understandable tbh

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stupidassfoot@reddit

😂 this is awesome lol cream cheese brick right out of the package thingy is great like that. Not sure about the seed, though...but doesn't seem that terrible lol.

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BeansOnA3@reddit

deep fry it

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ThrowAwayIGotHack3d@reddit

Usually this is done with soy sauce too, but I imagine this would still be really good

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HouseOfAplesaus@reddit

Pita chips. Everything bagel seasoning. Crame chaze. Yasss.

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mrbuild1t@reddit

I’m disappointed I thought this was ice cream at first 😅

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

Dude if I had ice cream, I'd fuck that up with some sea salt and sesame seeds, too. MAYBE the pepper I use....? Idk! I'd need to try it that way first before I say anything LMFAO. First step: have enough freezer space for ice cream.

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mrbuild1t@reddit

Slab of ice cream with covered with oreo bits or biscoff would be the one 👌🏻 I can’t imagine sesame seeds though I can’t lie 🤣 give me an update once you get that space I wanna see some ice cream covered in sesame seeds 🤣🤣

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creatyvechaos@reddit (OP)

Hahaha you know fried ice cream? There are some vendors in my state that sell it rolled in sesame seeds. Gives a nice nutty crunchy taste to the mild sweet of the icecream. Absolute banger! I would just prefer it to be without the excess fat in the fry oil 😭🙏

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