Average American Lunch.

Posted by Zeta_Crossfire@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 20 comments

I made two grilled cheeses with gluten-free bread and spiced cheddar cheese, but eight pieces of grass-fed bacon, topped with a sig Sauer p365 for added texture. Bon appetit!

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lobo_locos@reddit

This is perfect r/grilledcheese material. You should post there too.

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Zeta_Crossfire@reddit (OP)

Grilled cheese is too covered or id consider it.

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lobo_locos@reddit

Make another and, this time, put it on top

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Zeta_Crossfire@reddit (OP)

I'll keep it in mind for next time lol. If I had a throw away gun I'll put it between the bread in the melted cheese.

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lobo_locos@reddit

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jahjoeka@reddit

I don't wonder why most death from guns in the home is accidental. People like OP keep the statistics alive.

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Zeta_Crossfire@reddit (OP)

It's a great back scratcher tbh

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MattAttack1258@reddit

Scratch & sniff 🤤

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robotbrigadier@reddit

Where's the overdone steak with ketchup?

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Zigor022@reddit

I prefer A1 sauce, thanks

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analprolapze@reddit

This is r/shittyfoodporn we use the runny ketchup water only around here

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Zigor022@reddit

Sorry, i always thought A1 was the scourge of steak fanatics. Not even i would dare use the water added to an almost empty ketchup bottle.

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RicottaPuffs@reddit

Average Americans can't afford handguns. I can't afford a slingshot.

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kshiraakshara@reddit

Don't forget to dip it in ranch.

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Zeta_Crossfire@reddit (OP)

9 mm and dip go so well together

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