An app that has an AI of Jesus and you take pictures of things and Jesus tells you how disappointed he would be in you if you put that particular thing up your butt.

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zzupdown@reddit

The movie "warning" seems to be about that. They have an Alexa style AI device named God 2.0, that helps you pray, gives you inspiration, and issues sins based on what you've done wrong, sins that you are charged money for to erase. You can even upgrade to prevent religion based commercials.

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senseipug@reddit

What is the scale of disappointment? What would satisfy Jesus the most and disappoint him the most?

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rocketbosszach@reddit

If Jesus was the kind of guy who would have been satisfied with you putting anything up your butt, where do you think a crucifix would fall on that scale?

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ForceItDeeper@reddit

Jesus is definitely pro-kiestering, especially crucifixes. Anyone arguing this needs to go read the bible, it couldn't be more clear

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somewhiterkid@reddit

Username is fitting for this post

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

We have no idea. That's the fun of AI.

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ratman431@reddit

How about Jesus that fu**s you in the ass

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Nidiis@reddit

I’m gonna turn on video mode in the app and just shove the device up my ass so I can hear the muffled disappointment from Jesus from my ass.

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gc3@reddit

You don't need an AI he would be disappointed with everything you put up your butt. Unless it's Jesus.

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Yakmasterson@reddit

Putting a cucumber up your butt isn't what he meant by being fruitful.

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Kombojus@reddit

What makes you think he doesn’t like it

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Sullyville@reddit

yeah i like this

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Global-Eye-7326@reddit

Wait, you put things up your butt? Unless you're paid good money to do that...well maybe you're like Gavin McInnes

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

The butt is a very popular place to put things. Just ask an ER doctor.

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Global-Eye-7326@reddit

Would AI Jesus prevent people from going to ER for putting objects in their butt? If yes, then cool.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Not at all. This isn't about safety. It's about shame.

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Global-Eye-7326@reddit

Then the app is more relevant for use in the ER!

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MrIDilkingtonn@reddit

I’ll take 5.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

5 of one app?

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Overwatchingu@reddit

Okay but like, he better not be disappointed in you for taking your suppository medications.

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Yakmasterson@reddit

I take my anti gay medication in suppository form.

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grptrt@reddit

Are there add-ons for different deities?

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

Belphegor the boofing demon.

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rangeljl@reddit

Dude that is amazing

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romcomtom2@reddit

Excuse me sir, this is Wendy's.

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liberal_texan@reddit

I like how as you read this idea it progressively goes through levels of crazy.

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SuperFLEB@reddit

It sounds like a solid killer app for augmented reality.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit (OP)

There was a real app many years ago where you took a picture of a drop, and the app measured the distance and estimated what kind of injuries you'd get if you jumped from that height... then encouraged you to do it anyway. It was quickly removed from all app stores.

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