Cooking utensil or disciplinary instrument
Posted by UpstairsCommittee894@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 191 comments
How many wooden spoon survivors are here?
Posted by UpstairsCommittee894@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 191 comments
How many wooden spoon survivors are here?
OkSky850@reddit
Hearing aide. When grandma had it in her hand we always listened better.
Phantomtastic@reddit
I don’t remember my mom ever cooking with them but she did hit me with them. After she broke all of the wood ones she switched to the metal ones she cooked with.
lickmyscrotes@reddit
I received a flogging because my mum broke the spoon giving me a flogging…..
guvbums@reddit
I see your wooden spoon and raise you a "jug cord"..
After laughing from the wooden spoon Mum upgraded to the jug cord, no more laughs..
Regalita@reddit
Show me your mum's instrument of discipline and I'll guess your cultural background.
skilletliquor@reddit
Guilt
Regalita@reddit
Namaste?
scrumbud@reddit
Shalom
19dadchair73@reddit
Aunt used wooden lacrosse stick on my cousin
Regalita@reddit
Ah a Canadian I see, how nice
Geezer1045@reddit
Hotwheels track.
DukeOfWestborough@reddit
yup, on the bare skin back of legs, oh man, that stung
Geezer1045@reddit
Alll of the way, as it snapped around your leg.
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit (OP)
Those were reserved for sibling use only.
satyrday12@reddit
Dildo.
theclockwindsdown@reddit
Pick your switch was my grandparents.
Regalita@reddit
Definitely Caribbean! Trini or Jamaica?
theclockwindsdown@reddit
Irish.
Regalita@reddit
Dang
analogpursuits@reddit
Flip flop.
Regalita@reddit
Caribbean?
analogpursuits@reddit
Lol no. I'm actually born and raised in the US by a whitebread family. That said, I have several Filipino friends, and they all tell me that mom, aunties and grandma have their flip flops locked and loaded for when the kids give sass or misbehave. Didn't see flip flops listed, so I just had to add it.
Creepy-Team5842@reddit
The mexican version is the choncla
LetJesusFuckU@reddit
My older brother got a fan belt once
Regalita@reddit
Detroiters?
Icy_Entrepreneur2380@reddit
Whatever she grabbed first. I was once hit with a toilet brush.
ihatepickingnames_@reddit
Wire hangers
krusbaersmarmalad@reddit
Ping pong paddle
HempusMaximus@reddit
Hairbrush.
Junie_Wiloh@reddit
Fly swatter, back scrubber, extention cord, 1x4 paddle with holes drilled into it, and a belt.
gamacrit@reddit
Fly-swatter.
TakeMeToThePielot@reddit
Backhand!
0_IceQueen_0@reddit
Feather duster at first. When it broke or when my brother took it away and broke it in half. She changed to a plastic belt with a woven design.
Rob1150@reddit
Hand.
OldBirdman71@reddit
If broken = discipline. Thanks mom.
BigDigger324@reddit
Yes…
Urban_forager@reddit
Both! Often at the same time. I was a BAD boy. lol not really but I do remember getting smacked quite a bit when cookie dough was present or cake batter was being made or poured into the cake rounds.
SilentPangolin4277@reddit
sweet tea mixer
cl0ckw0rkman@reddit
The 20 year old son has had to explain this to his friends. "Naw can't use that spoon. It's for sweet tea."
MetalSasquatch@reddit
Yes
vanisleone@reddit
Why not both
saint_ryan@reddit
Bo knows
Wuellig@reddit
Because child abuse = bad
I-like-cake-too@reddit
Sometimes at the same time.
vanisleone@reddit
The sign of a true multitasker
Digitalispurpurea2@reddit
windycityc@reddit
La_Mano_Cornuta@reddit
Affectionate-Gap1768@reddit
Wooden spoon, those big 'ole hairbrushes and the little cutting board with a handle. Oh, and maybe a sandal or a slipper.
Need2SchColonoscopy@reddit
Yes
singleguy79@reddit
Lucky, I got the belt.
merrysunshine2@reddit
I got both :/
USMCSapper@reddit
I still remember the last time my mom spanked me with a wooden spoon it was also the last time I was spanked by her.
I was seven and had done something that pissed her off so she started beating my ass with a wooden spoon till it broke and I burst out laughing at her. She decided then and there I was to big to spank plus my step father and father beat me a lot harder with leather belts than she ever could.
Being the middle child I could take a beating.
La_Mano_Cornuta@reddit
My mom preferred a spatula, less wind resistance.
Clean_Factor9673@reddit
At a dinner party, another guest told of a bus ride earlier in the day with an African American mother and young son on the bus. Young son about 5. Talking. Asking questions, getting squirelly as 5 does. Every time, the mother would say "Spatula!". Our narrator thought that was the kids name. The rest of us knew it for the threat it was.
analogpursuits@reddit
I hate to bear the bad news, but calling out the race of the person in a conversation or story is not ok. It is not germaine to the story. At all. That part could have been left off and the story would still be the same. I don't like to be the person who goes around saying this, but your comment warrants it. Try to be better.
AbruptMango@reddit
That's a chronic Gen X problem; we grew up so surrounded by it that it can still infect our language. I still can't get over our reaction when we started showing our kids the movies from when we were kids, we had to turn some of them off.
Feeling-Ad-2490@reddit
Luxury. My mom beat me with a phonebook. Way more blunt force energy transference.
satyrday12@reddit
Rural or urban?
Rare_Scene7260@reddit
The one I used had a hole in it. My adult children still talk about it.
misec_undact@reddit
And hard plastic has more weight and sting
AbruptMango@reddit
My mom's cooking didn't extend to wooden spoons. She had one in the laundry room for after she put bleach in the white loads. And no, we didn't get hit with it.
mat_3rd@reddit
My sister introduced herself to new neighbours by mournfully asking if they owned any wooden spoons we could borrow as Mum had broken all of hers belting us. Which was a slight exaggeration. Ah the good old days.
MrPhxIt@reddit
Yes and I have the scars to prove it!
idlehand79@reddit
PTSD! My mom went to hit me with a wooden spoon and I blocked it with my arm and it broke. I got beat twice for breaking the spoon.
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit (OP)
Seems like the wooden spoon has trauma bonded a generation
Mistabig1982@reddit
My mother broke her favorite wooden mixing spoon across my shoulder when I was a kid.
Pretty sure I had stolen half of the bacon she made for breakfast by that point, and been told to stop half a dozen times.
Fuck around and find out. The slipper throw is next.
KingB408@reddit
Why does no one believe me when I talk about the dreaded wooden spoon?!? Definitely the weapon of choice for my parents. These were wielded with precision, accuracy, and devastating force in my home. Thank you for validating my nightmares.
RenegadeDoughnut@reddit
Once mum broke the wooden spoon while hitting me with it so I got in more trouble for breaking the spoon.
Morose-MFer81@reddit
Imagine being beaten with a wooden spoon after having a dry bar of Dial Soap grated against your teeth and not being allowed to have water for ten minutes.
What else you got?
PhucYoCouch@reddit
Yes
DukeOfWestborough@reddit
my Mom would fold a piece of Hot Wheels track in half and smack the back of bare legs - not hard - but stung like a mother fucker
iwastherefordisco@reddit
Had one broken across my firm, yet supple little butt *raises hands in touchdown glory* Then the parents stopped the practice for all three of us kids.
I think my Mom was more traumatized by the event than I was lol!
It was the only time my Mom hit me and I deserved it.
(I used the F-word and said I'd see her in hell. Hey, 32 was a tough age for me)
Maleficent-Sport1970@reddit
Yes.
No-Ambition7750@reddit
Yes. Paired with a wire coat hanger or a hairbrush.
lcrker@reddit
Well, it doesn't look like the wire handle of a flyswatter, so I'm gonna say cooking utensil.
Upset_Peace_6739@reddit
At my grandparents house it was more like cooking utensil and threat of discipline.
spacetstacy@reddit
Dad had a belt. Mom had a hairbrush.
DIYnivor@reddit
Yes.
MapPuzzleheaded4983@reddit
My sister and I would hide them from my mom lol.
VeritosCogitos@reddit
Whatever was in reach, parents didn’t give a fuck.
022ydagr8@reddit
Had two broke over me.
Low_Presentation8149@reddit
Sick use of an implememt
cometshoney@reddit
The big one hanging on the wall was definitely more frightening.
Cultural_Actuary_994@reddit
Or deviant anal sex toy. Just sayin’ i heard a guy say it to another guy
HelloStiletto14@reddit
Boffum
Slimjim6678@reddit
I am. My kids are. Grandkids currently experiencing that joy
EricinLR@reddit
Smart kids would crack them so that they would break the first time they were used on them.
Freigha@reddit
Or hide them. My little brother did that.
ToddBradley@reddit
HUP!
AnotherSexyBaldGuy@reddit
Both. My mother was the main disciplinarian. A spoon or a shoe.
The pastor's wife in the church I grew up in was known for keeping a spoon in her purse.
Creepy-Team5842@reddit
“Nostalgia” more like PTSD
wildmstie@reddit
Wooden spoon, wooden hairbrush, and those paddles that had the elastic string and rubber ball attached. And that was just Mom. Dad had his belt.
DNA_n_me@reddit
My mom would always tell me the story of the day I hit all the wooden spoons in the house…I also remember she used one and as she was swinging I put my back to cover my ass and it broke over my hand…I just laughed. And that, friends, was the last time she did that
Cleetus_76@reddit
Thems were a convenient arse whippin apparatus
theclockwindsdown@reddit
Oh. You’re talking about Mr. Spoon? He’s both.
jesseberdinka@reddit
My mom would give us a dollar to go over to the Dollar General and buy a 3 pack for 99¢ to beat us with.
There were three lengthsim a pack so we learned to open pack slightly so we could slide a shorter spoon in the pack. Shorter spoons don't have the velocity of longer spoons.
Slotted spoons were the worst.
Glimmerofinsight@reddit
Thankfully my parents didn't really go for the utensils when spanking. The only person I've ever spanked with a spatula was my husband, and he liked it. Hehehe.
yaymonsters@reddit
I remember getting a fork and jamming it into my parent’s thigh after they hit me with one of these. They needed stitches.
AJourneyer@reddit
Yes.
WorNomNomCannibal74@reddit
Yep
jaybaziwa@reddit
Both
Similar-Elevator-680@reddit
Both.
GingerinWV@reddit
My parents were both principals. That meant they had paddles. Thankfully, I was a good kid and rarely got in trouble.
Lemmy_Axe_U_Sumphin@reddit
Mom and grandma used them equally for both. Dad just used a disappointed look on his face. Spoon hurt but the face worked a lot better.
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit (OP)
You just wait until your father gets home. That should be made into a genx horror movie
SomeDudeNamedRik@reddit
My dad got home at 3:30 in the morning
krusbaersmarmalad@reddit
My mom never said that; she was perfectly capable of beating us herself
Stupor_Fly@reddit
Dad used hard labor. Mom has to get dad involved? Expect to lose the weekend to cutting firewood/stacking firewood/delivering firewood
Lemmy_Axe_U_Sumphin@reddit
“It builds character”
KingOfParallelEarth@reddit
Yes, but not in that order.
CaesarAlesia@reddit
Yes
Healthy-Brilliant549@reddit
Depends on the day
aastrorx@reddit
My mom moved on to wooden laths after she broke all her wooden spoons.
Unfair_League_1937@reddit
Many a wooden spoon was broken on my behind as a kid
frogger2020@reddit
Yes
edWORD27@reddit
Yes.
And if you have a really large wooden spoon you can pair it with a giant fork, hang it on your wall, and call it art like our grandparents did in the 70s.
rahnbj@reddit
My mom broke a handful of these whacking me ( deservedly), some years later as an adult I got her a few as a gag gift. Lots of laughs from the fam. Queue the ‘those who know’ meme.
ItaDapiza@reddit
Cooking in our house. But the minute an adult went outside to grab a switch....it was on.
Flipmstr2@reddit
Yes
smoothAsH20@reddit
Cooking utensil.
The slotted spatula was the disciplinary instrument. As your butt cheeks would get sucked through the slots.
Trammel@reddit
A few years ago my brother and I were talking to our parents and the subject of the "wooden spoon" came up. They asked if they'd ever used the spoon on us. We both replied "You must have used it at least once because we were TERRIFIED of it." lol
kerosenehat63@reddit
Both
yurinator71@reddit
Both! No unitaskers in the kitchen.
IntelligentAd4429@reddit
My mom used a fly swatter.
EnricoMatassaEsq@reddit
Decorative
DieMensch-Maschine@reddit
Fuck, I absolutely loathe how so many people in our generation have normalized physical abuse by saying "...and I turned out ok."
2_FluffyDogs@reddit
Yes
Bubbly_Package5807@reddit
I'm a pick your own switch survivor
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit (OP)
That was at my grandparent house. Thought we found a loophole grabbing a weeping willow branch. Boy were we wrong
genxindifferance@reddit
Yes
Demented-Alpaca@reddit
Uhhhh why are you talking about drumsticks like that?
No_Significance_3840@reddit
Both
arsebiscuits71@reddit
Aha, the equal opportunity utensil, can be used for good or evil
Junie_Wiloh@reddit
My mother didn't use her cooking utensils to beat us kids. I mean there was one time where she hit me on the head with a hand can opener, but that was because she found a bunch of empty cans in the upstairs crawl space where I hid my stolen goods because my mother starved us as kids so I had to resort to stealing food to survive(Try being in the 3rd grade and going without breakfast, lunch or dinner for 7 days straight) and I needed thr can ipener to get into the cans.. My mother favored other instruments of pain. Her back scrubbing shower brush, an extention cord, belt, a 1x4 board, fashioned into a paddle with the words, "The Equalizer" engraved down the side edge and holes drilled into it, a belt, and fly swatters.
Markjohn66@reddit
It was a permanent fixture at the dinner table.
PrognosticPeriwinkle@reddit
When my mom went for the wooden spoon, my brother and I would run!
Clean_Factor9673@reddit
Yes
NedRyerson92@reddit
My dad preferred a belt; my mom, the backside of a hairbrush.
Tim-no@reddit
Never a spoon, it took to long to find! We got slapped or spanked, although, too my parents credit, they stopped hitting us by the early 80’s. After that it was groundings.
1singhnee@reddit
The groundings were worse, at least the spanking stopped when mom’s arm hit tired.
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
It was mostly my dad who handled corporal punishment in my family, and his weapon of choice was a leather belt. Although I do remember one particular day when I mouthed off at him and as soon as I turned my back he whacked me with a garden hose.
If Mom ever did any corporal punishing, it was usually an open-handed slap.
twirlingmypubes@reddit
Dad used a belt on good days, his hand on the worst. That dude had some giant freaking hands.
Exact-Estate7622@reddit
I knew the back of my father’s hand better than he did.
0_IceQueen_0@reddit
My mom was the holder of the belt. My dad rarely hit but when he slapped us, our noses almost often bled.
1singhnee@reddit
Yes. Yes to both. My mom broke one in me when I was a kid.
That set is missing the one with the hole in the middle for stirring frozen orange juice concentrate.
That’s what that one was for, right?
CompetitivePirate251@reddit
Both … also be warned that application type can change extremely quickly … no washing required during application change.
weldneck105@reddit
Both
RhoOfFeh@reddit
One was broken on me.
Geezer1045@reddit
Yes.
ChronicZombie86@reddit
For me, it was one before the other.
JacquesLeGrande@reddit
Ugh, the goddam wooden spoon!
kubrick5150@reddit
Neither. My mother did not believe in wooden utensils, whisks or fresh onions. It's a weird hill to plant one's flag on, but she had a lot of hills and a lot of flags.
indicus23@reddit
Yup. Had at least one actually broken across my ass.
Conversely, I have never spanked my kid. Not with a spoon, not with my hand, not ever in any way. And now she's way better behaved as a teenager than I was at her age. Vindication.
Rattlehead71@reddit
Ah. The "spanking spoon". Mom's favorite was to wait until I turned off the shower, dripping wet and naked, and smack the shit out of me for no reason. She was in her religious phase and assumed I was guilty of something. I wasn't.
RJB9570@reddit
How long was the shower?
Rattlehead71@reddit
Hahah I know what you're thinking, but you see I was led to believe that Jesus was ALWAYS watching me so I would never do what you're implying. Really fucked me up mentally until I got a little older.
Financial_Mountain38@reddit
The last time I got the wooden spoon treatment, I worked really hard to laugh instead of showing any pain. Its use was discontinued immediately. It truly did hurt though and I now wonder if I conditioned myself to use the same concept in my professional life. Hmmm....
TimelyYogurtcloset82@reddit
It's waiting to have a face drawn on it.
RJB9570@reddit
They didn’t make one that couldn’t be broken on my ass.
Malfunction1972@reddit
Yes
TakeMeToThePielot@reddit
Ah the good ole days when parent beat the shit out of their kids during those rare moments when they bothered to parent. My mom grabbed whatever was handy my dad used a belt. Turn out a lot of our generation really had shitty, violent parents.
JacPhlash@reddit
Hold on folks, it's both!!
RetroactiveRecursion@reddit
Could be both, also a toy for consenting, likeminded adults.
"Your safe word is 'banana!'"
thirtyone-charlie@reddit
Sometimes it depended on what room you were in but if you were in the kitchen it was both.
0_IceQueen_0@reddit
Utensil. My mother would whack us using a woven plastic belt back in the day. Our welts had design lol. If she was too over-eager to give us a beating she'd clasp the wrong end and our welts were buckle design. 😂
Working_Tea_8562@reddit
Yes
William_Redmond@reddit
Occasional sex toy (for spanking if that needs to be clarified)
flyfish207@reddit
Grandmother used these on me until...I blocked it with my forearm and it snapped in half. She realized I could fight back if I wanted.
Jesus-balls@reddit
The original multitasker
cleanuprequired1970@reddit
I inherited the wooden spoon my mom broke on my ass when I was a kid.
rockchalkjayhawk8082@reddit
Always both when we were growing up. Mom even had Dad drill holes in the spoon's bowl
Coffeeyespleeez@reddit
Both. Definitely both.
Character_Ad8455@reddit
Overrated,they get mushy as a stirrer and kept breaking as a punisher
BeltfedOne@reddit
When I turned 14 and my mother was whooping me with one of these, I turned around and firmly told her to stop. She never did it again. Beaten at home, bullied at school- until you hit the spot when you WILL make it stop.
EricinLR@reddit
I physically prevented my mom from beating the shit out of me when I was 14. I simply grabbed the wrist of the hand that was about to hit me across the face and prevented her from doing it. No words.
She didn't speak to me for 3 months. Literally. We did everything in silence. She never hit me again.
She really could not process that a child would defend themselves, and she never did get over that. She died last year.
shoedaway@reddit
I remember getting whacked so hard with a wooden spoon in Kmart, that it broke!
My mum had to then buy it..
Lol
I-eat-late@reddit
Yes.
CallingDrDingle@reddit
Definitely both in our household
Klutzy_Guard5196@reddit
Yes
Used_Confidence_2135@reddit
If not both, then why both shaped
Glittering_Diver_721@reddit
My Italian mom used it as both
the_natis@reddit
When hitting me with those resulted in them breaking, my mom switched to my own sneakers.
horsejack_bowman@reddit
Yes
Left-Escape@reddit
Embarrassed_Set557@reddit
The reason I cut my mother out of my life.
Apprehensive-Sell287@reddit
Both
AsymptoticArrival@reddit
Wooden spoons were disciplinary instruments AND cooking utensils. Today, for me and my crew, they are cooking utensils and impromptu drum sticks.
BeltfedOne@reddit
I have a bunch of wooden spoons that are ONLY used for cooking. But every time I pick one up- I am transported back to childhood for a moment. My kids never saw the alternate uses.
Melodic_War327@reddit
Currently, cooking utensil. I don't think my mama ever spanked me with those. My dad was very uncomfortable being the disciplinarian at all.
BugRevolutionary4518@reddit
LOL. My mother used to beat the crap out of me with these. My father would tell her to “stop” and take the hits by getting in between us. They would go to Reno or South Lake Tahoe, lose their ass on gambling, and my mother’s idea of burning off steam was to beat the shit out of me for no reason other than I asker her not to smoke in the house because my girlfriend didn’t like the smell, and she wonders why there’s a bit of animosity there.
I moved out the day I hit 18.