ULPT: How would you go about being fully financed by a criminal? They're inviting me to Dubai.
Posted by Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 409 comments
I'll use the pronoun they to refer to my friend.
A friend works and lives in Dubai. They're inviting me, full trip paid by them, to go stay for a few days with them at their flat. The thing is... Their line of work is rather shady to put it mildly and they have to launder the money they earth and em well I think at any point they could be arrested and jailed. If I go and they're caught whilst I'm there, could I face any legal consequences even if I don't participate in any way of their business? How would you handle the situation? Thanks
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
Okay, so I'm not going to Dubai.
Admirable-Media-9339@reddit
Is this a friend you actually know or someone you met online? Regardless I wouldn't go unless Liam Neeson is your father.
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
Have known them for over seven years
DontRememberOldPass@reddit
Tell me if any of this sounds relatable: You have self worth or body image issues. Likely financial problems or not living the life you want for yourself. A difficult relationship with your family or they don’t have the means (wealthy) to rescue you.
You met your friend in another country or possibly your home country. They went to Dubai at some point and either you lost contact with them or they got quiet for a while. They start telling you about how they have more money now, sending you photos from parties or them next to cool cars.
Hey you should come hang out and you can live this lifestyle too. The friend is doing better than you financially so they offer to pay for your ticket and either get you a hotel or let you stay with them. There is little or no expectation for you to pay for anything. They might even send a driver to pick you up at the airport because they have something else going on, how fancy!
When you arrive at the airport or get to the address where your friend said they lived, two men will be waiting for you. They will take your phone and your passport. Even if you escape, the police will return you to them.
Best case scenario you stay in Dubai and are forced into prostitution. Not the rich guys who will buy you fancy things and take you out to dinner. All of the mid-level mob guys who left Russia to keep criminal operations running and avoid sanctions. After you’ve been completely broken and accept your fate, if you don’t cause problems, you might get to where your friend is at. Servicing tourists and showing them a good time, all the while trying to recruit your previous friends for cash so you can eventually pay off your “debt” and get your passport back.
Worst case, you get sold and moved to another country to work physical labor or a sex job. But because you don’t have a passport and are in that other country illegally you won’t be able to escape.
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
Neh, it's just a free trip so why not
Breegoose@reddit
You know what? Go for it.have a nice holiday.
ThunderChaser@reddit
99% of the time a “free trip to Dubai” is human trafficking.
This is a shockingly common thing.
Evilbuttsandwich@reddit
Because they’ll poop in your mouth
Far-Character-1980@reddit
Porta-Potty, came to far down this thread until this was mentioned.
TheNight_Cheese@reddit
as long as it’s between two slices of bread who cares??
NomadOps@reddit
…terribly relevant username.
Skyblacker@reddit
And your profile history suggests that you do sex work anyway.
TheBoyFrank@reddit
His profile history suggests that he has been friends with a sex worker
occasionally_cortex@reddit
His friend in Dubai 🤣
Sterling_-_Archer@reddit
If you’re so hellbent on doing this to yourself, then we can’t stop you. You seem like you’ve got it all figured out, so how about this:
Since nobody knows who the fuck you are, is your friend a girl and is she a prostitute? Or is your friend a guy and is he a drug dealer?
wubalubadubdub55@reddit
Remember that nothing in life is ever free.
radarthreat@reddit
You know what they say, when a product is free, you are the product.
cawclot@reddit
Well, it's probably going to be a one way trip.
Nug_Pug@reddit
This is the finest "nuh-uh" I have ever seen in my life. Good luck buddy, this is not a good idea.
MisterDookie1@reddit
You're so unlikeable it's hard to believe
doterobcn@reddit
There's hardly anything free nowadays and everything has a cost.
This is a huge red flag
saruin@reddit
Nothing in life is really free.
Winter_Childhood9186@reddit
Famous last words. Tell your parents you love them before you go.
chenkie@reddit
If something is free, you’re the product!
garbej_trashman@reddit
darwinism in action
amla819@reddit
Did you read this? You should read this three more times and then let yourself understand the answer. You will be trafficked, that’s why
Leelok@reddit
There is some real dark shit going on in Dubai. You sound super sheltered. I implore you to reconsider what youre doing before you find yourself in a situation with 0 choices of your own to be made.
ColdSmashedPotatoes4@reddit
Because forced sex slavery? Because pain (being beaten) when you say no? Because what would your mom think happened to you? Because you should choose life over the possibility of never going home again?
wangqing97@reddit
Why would the police bring you back to the people who stole your passport?
exceive@reddit
Because you are a foreigner in the country without proper id, and that's illegal in many countries. And while some authorities in some countries might be nice about it and take into consideration the fact that you didn't enter the country without a passport and didn't intend to break the law, and contact your embassy to work it out, they would have to believe you and lack of intent may not be a legal excuse anyway. Contacting your embassy is a lot of paperwork for them and that's not even getting into the possibility (not at all remote) of corruption.
They are theoretically doing you a favor by returning you to your sponsor rather than prosecuting you.
I don't know about Dubai. In general, the more restrictive a government is, the more corruption. A theocracy is almost guaranteed to be rotten from top to bottom.
fluctuatingprincess@reddit
Sweet summer child!
No_Sugar8791@reddit
Because they're paid to do so
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
This sounds so dreadfully familiar. Last night I listened to a podcast episode called "I was sold into slavery to run scams." (Episode 34 of the podcast called What Was It Like?) Truly scary stuff. A well-educated woman became friends with her neighbor in Morocco and he convinced her to apply for her dream job in Thailand. She went went through the application process and everything. She went to Thailand with this guy, was kidnapped, drugged, and driven several hours to Burma where she was enslaved to work at a giant scam compound. She was there for months and was VERY lucky to get released.
pikecat@reddit
This literally just happened to a Chinese girl in Thailand. Her father went there, got publicity on it, and amazingly, she was rescued by Thai police from Burma, just over the border at the scam operations.
pikecat@reddit
Further, she had gone to Thailand with a new friend that she met online, and, even called her Mum and said that she was not stupid enough to get abducted.
LetsCELLebrate@reddit
Are you sure it's episode 34? I was looking for it now and it's about a plane crash. If you find the episode, please let me know, I'd really like to listen to it.
Purple_Bumblebee6@reddit
On my platform it's 34 but maybe it's different for you? Just look for the episode called "I was sold into slavery to run scams".
YouArentReallyThere@reddit
You left out the bit where, when they’re done with OP, they feed them to the sharks or just bury them out in the dunes.
AlShapone@reddit
Since when did she go the dunes?!?
WernherVonBraunJames@reddit
Grandma broke her coccyx
AlShapone@reddit
Looks like there’s a lot you don’t know about her.
aprendido@reddit
What the flip was grandma doing at the dunes?
EasternShoreAL@reddit
She was with her boyfriend.
flyinhawaiian02@reddit
I was chatting with babes online
duckinradar@reddit
It doesn’t seem like that’s even functional.
You don’t need to dispose of them, they can’t leave because they’re there illegally. Disposal opens you up to problems, while “forgetting” about them opens you up to… no problems at all.
phammann@reddit
. . . and waste all those valuable organs?
Raiseyourspoonforwar@reddit
And in between best and worst case is that OP becomes a Dubai porta potty
lonely_eyed_girl@reddit
You can paint a picture, can't you? OP look at this picture and stay the hell away from your "friend". Don't even think of going.
Optimal_Shirt6637@reddit
I was about to say, you’re going to be human trafficked. But you really spelled it out much better.
Exact-Put-6961@reddit
You get asked to take a suitcase back to the UK
V_Dolina@reddit
They will try to have you smuggle drugs on your way back, you will get caught and end up locked up in a foreign country. Is this post fake? You can't be this stupid.
whatup-markassbuster@reddit
If this person is being investigated you are likely to be involved. One of my friends was selling a lot of drugs for many years. We was later busted by the DEA and my name came up in the investigation even though I was never involved and hadn’t lived in the same state as him for years. They wanted to know if I was involved. I also popped up on wire taps. I didn’t find this out until after he got out of prison ten years later. His gf and mother also went to prison for putting things in their name.
say592@reddit
Things happen all the time. A lady got 25 years because her husband was selling ecstasy. She collected some of the money he was owed, for charged with conspiracy. She fought the charges, got 25 years at a result. He plead out and four years. She ultimately served 9 years before President Clinton commuted her sentence.
EnglishBeatsMath@reddit
Yet another reason why the for-profit "justice system" is unbelievably broken. Prosecutors don't care about justice or evidence, they'll put away an innocent person for decades in prison just to see their prosecution rate raise and get a nice bonus. They've genuinely sold their soul to Satan to imprison innocents like Joseph.
thrilldavis@reddit
Weird, I don’t know where you get innocent from this story, sounds like she was guilty. It’s not like her husband was doing this on the side, unbeknownst to her. She, presumably, lived off the profits and even took part in the business.
Seems that the major difference between the two is that one admitted to it and was given a lighter sentence while the other refused to admit to it and dragged it out in the courts.
I will agree that 25 is way too much though, but, I don’t know anything about what else she was locked up for. Just the simple statement above.
EnglishBeatsMath@reddit
"Amy Ralston Povah was sentenced to 24 years and four months in 1991 for conspiracy related to her then-husband's ecstasy trafficking activities. Despite having no active involvement in his drug operations, she was convicted under broad conspiracy laws that extended liability to her."
"In 1991, Povah was sentenced to 24 years and four months for conspiracy related to her then-husband’s ecstasy dealing. (He fully cooperated and named his wife as part of the conspiracy in exchange for six years in a German prison.) Povah was granted clemency in 2000 by then-President Bill Clinton and vowed to continue fighting to free the many women still imprisoned under the same drug war policies."
It's up to you to decide.
thrilldavis@reddit
I have no problem suggesting I don’t know anything about why she was convicted or what is right or wrong. All I’m suggesting is she benefited from the crime and must have been involved in some way for her to be thrown in jail. Even anything written now has a string of bias.
I think we can probably all agree that she got a shxtty deal and her (ex) husband is an awful person.
It sucks but she wasn’t completely innocent.
broncosfighton@reddit
Why would it matter if your name comes up if nothing ever comes of it because you aren’t involved lol
Objective-Amount1379@reddit
Because it’s stupid to be around people that are getting into criminal trouble. Do you think police in foreign countries follow the same laws as the U.S.? They don’t.
broncosfighton@reddit
Has nothing to do with this person's DEA story where seemingly nothing happened. Just because you're friends with someone who is doing something illegal doesn't mean that there would be any reason to arrest you simply for being friendly with them.
whatup-markassbuster@reddit
Well the issue is if this person is going to stay with such criminals and they are being investigated they may inadvertently become involved in an illegality. Also, what happens if they get raided while the person is there in Dubai. I don’t know what the authorities would do to try and get the person to make statements about the criminals. I don’t know if the person would have the same legal protections.
Panda-768@reddit
Making wrong kind of friends
deep_soul@reddit
you didn’t answer the question.
slowthanfast@reddit
You've known them for seven years but neglect to confirm whether you met them online
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
Real life, we studied together
Hateitwhenbdbdsj@reddit
How much do you know about Dubai? I lived there for over a decade and there is a fuck ton of human trafficking and financial crime. There is no robust legal system like in the U.S. or a lot of the western world and human rights means something different there. If you think it’s suspicious I’d recommend not going unless you know the whole picture and what risk youre opening yourself up to. To be fair there is a huge amount of financial crime here and it’s part of the system in a lot of cases.
Just know that if you do get arrested or if your friend is not really a friend and wants to use you for other purposes you might be ruining your life.
MengisAdoso@reddit
"Neglect to confirm." You sounded so eager to read something into that. Are you trying to play "Reddit Junior Detective Agency?"
cryptic_pizza@reddit
But did you meet them online?
nabuhabu@reddit
Not nearly long enough. People you’ve known your whole life, family even, could happily burn you for a paycheck if they think it’s good enough. Do not go.
WearyCarrot@reddit
Not long enough
Signal_Republic3771@reddit
☠️💀☠️
RaceMaleficent4908@reddit
Just for a trip? Not worth it at all. Dubai aint so interesting
SatanSpaun@reddit
It's super risky if you're a foreign national, I remember it took a U.S. Senator years of negotiations to release two Marines who verbally insulted a Sultan's daughter when I was out there.
They also don't fuck around - if you're intoxicated it's the legal responsibility of taxi drivers to take you straight to the police station. Maybe save your business for when you're not in Dubai, and take the trip, but keep your hands clean.
UAE is no stranger to just taking people's passports. Just Google a little history on the Filipino migrant worker issues there.
spingledoink@reddit
Go.
What's the worst that could happen?
Oh wait.........
🤣🤣🤣
Bravisimo@reddit
Maybe he’ll just be pooped on and slid 10k for his troubles
badashel@reddit
Is this an option? I would let someone shit all over me for $10k
Bravisimo@reddit
Ive read its all the rage with rich men in Dubai. Some models have even recieved upwards of 20k!!
akaMONSTARS@reddit
Some models also fucked animals over there
freesoultraveling@reddit
The Kardashians and Jenner's are involved in it. Also Farrah from teen mom who even brings her daughter with her to Dubai.
eXequitas@reddit
Read the story of a woman who was made to breastfeed dogs.
LetsCELLebrate@reddit
Yeah, I'm closing this thread. Enough reading for today.
akaMONSTARS@reddit
Lol wtf
thetaleofzeph@reddit
Again, how much money are we talking about here?
Fat_Head_Carl@reddit
It's not new, Uncle Eddie Savitz was doing this 30+ years ago. This crumb used to have people shit in a pizza box for him. He'd pay kids to bring their stinky friends around, the stinker the better.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Savitz
DonKeighbals@reddit
Jokes on them, I’d do it for half that
Aggravating-Fee-8556@reddit
Most I can pay is 2500
SignatureCreepy503@reddit
Just do it. It'll be a hell of a story.
Viavaio@reddit
careful, we know what happens to women in dubai...
Creative-Coach2854@reddit
Don't fuck around in Dubai. Those people are intense.
7thAndGreenhill@reddit
It’s like we’re getting a free preview of locked up abroad.
Dr_Gomer_Piles@reddit
Locked up is kind of best case scenario for criminals in Dubai
RK9ify@reddit
I know you’re trying to get it a more violent end for criminals in the UAE, but Dubai really just deals out hefty jail time, fines, or deports expats to their country. Subject to severity of the crime, of course.
PM_ME_YOUR_PLUMBU5@reddit
Are we talking about a country that had a hand in having a man murdered, dismembered, and toted out in multiple trash bags in broad daylight, right out of an embassy?
s2wjkise@reddit
I have no idea are we?
MarchMadnessisMe@reddit
As someone that doesn’t want to die as a slave building a stadium I think I’ll just not go near there at all thanks.
RK9ify@reddit
Honestly, it’s terribly disrespectful to liken yourself to the South East Asian people who come here and have their rights stripped just to make a point on a Reddit comment section.
I’m well aware of the terrible human rights violations in this part of the world — particularly towards Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, and Filipinos — and I’m completely against it. But your comment is extremely distasteful.
mrstealurbleach@reddit
Waaa waaa whiny baby man waaa waa
RK9ify@reddit
Go make a table carpenter man
mrstealurbleach@reddit
I'm trying to build one strong enough to hold your mom, but I keep running out of wood
Own_City_1084@reddit
…you think they’re using prisoners for the slave labor?
theglobalnomad@reddit
Why let the prisoners outside to experience a small taste of freedom when you have perfectly good Filipinos and Indians?
ABahRunt@reddit
Yeah, that's the US...
Hilby@reddit
...unless you have a vagina.
RK9ify@reddit
I hear a lot of these type of opinions from people who haven’t travelled much. I’m not shill for Dubai — I live here and I’m well aware of the terrible human rights violations here. But the UAE is one of the safest places for women in the world lmfao.
And let’s not pretend like America hasn’t been taking away basic rights for women (see Roe V Wade). Time to get your bread up and leave your little town — it’s a big world out there lol.
Hilby@reddit
Oh I'm with ya, I am. I just hear the horror stories. I guess I'm not doing anybody any favors with my comment....
I will say I have heard that Dubai is absolutely gorgeous & would love to visit, but it's lower in my list because I don't travel enough. :)
Live-Motor-4000@reddit
Or the teaser for a self published trash novel
NotHumanButIPlayOne@reddit
With a hint of Midnight Express.
NineWetGiraffes@reddit
I find it funny that that Midnight Express guy got done for some weed, but you can go into any eczane in Turkey and just walk out with a bag full of benzos, opiates and steroids, no questions asked.
Nooreandgle112@reddit
You absolutely can not, I went to a pharmacy in Turkey and couldn’t get anything interesting (you could just buy antidepressants such as sertraline or Citalopram but mirtazapine I wasn’t able to). Serbia you can just buy benzos I know though
Fluffy_WAR_Bunny@reddit
With pharmacies in countries like this, you shop around until you find one that will sell you what you need. Or did you just go to one and give up?
NineWetGiraffes@reddit
You just have to know how the place works.
I've been over a good few times, and I know how to play nice with Turkish people.
dark_enough_to_dance@reddit
That's absolutely incorrect. They keep those in the back and in no way you can get them without a prescription. I suppose it must be harder to get if you are a non citizen
NotHumanButIPlayOne@reddit
Interesting. I'm in Turkey this August.
Fun_Cancel_5796@reddit
Getting arrested is the least of this person's worries. This sounds like how the Dubai sex parties and sex slavery starts.
foresight310@reddit
Or “How I Lost My Kidneys”…
Any_Fun916@reddit
Moe like banged up abroad
Fredotorreto@reddit
BARS! lol I love that show man
kevnimus@reddit
Always that friend
currycurrycurry15@reddit
No. I would not go. I was raised in Doha, Qatar and have been to Dubai many, many times.
Dubai kind of sucks. There’s zero natural beauty. It’s all consumerist, flaunt-your-wealth bullshit. And let’s not forget the city was built on the backs of Sri Lankan, Indian, Filipino men who had their passports taken away and live in shanty towns on the fringes of the city. I have never understood, and still do not understand the hype. The culture there is money. There’s so much more to the UAE and surrounding nations than that.
They don’t fuck around in the Persian Gulf when it comes to crime. It doesn’t matter that it’s 2025. This is where you can go to prison for a very long time just for being in a homosexual relationship. Money laundering will be a prison sentence or at the very least a hefty, hefty fine. Nope. I wouldn’t go.
pussy_merchant@reddit
isn’t doha also built upon slave labor ?
currycurrycurry15@reddit
Yep
0zRkRsVXRQ3Pq3W@reddit
Bingo on #1 for me.
No interest at all.
In fact, interested in staying away from anyone or any bot who suggests Dubai as a beautiful place to go.
svjeepgurl@reddit
This comment should be higher. I lived in Dubai in the 90's (as a teenager). You do not fuck around with the law there.
Steady420@reddit
Lame.
Downtown_You_2202@reddit
I will keep your assets safe in the meantime. If anything happens to you trust that I will utilize your funds for the betterment of humanity
Skyblacker@reddit
If your friend is that rich and you want to see them, compromise by meeting them elsewhere. Why not a week in Paris? Lots of designer stuff to laundry money through there.
Panorpa@reddit
Right! South of France holiday, come on, has to be better than Dubai.
Skyblacker@reddit
Paris is not in the South of France, but otherwise agree. Heck, I'd trust Detroit more than Dubai.
vanonym_@reddit
There is marseille in the south of france
Panorpa@reddit
Well yes, but I was offering an alternative since Paris is shit
Skyblacker@reddit
I've gone to Paris and enjoyed it. 🤷♀️
Donkey_Launcher@reddit
You're a moron. By which I mean, you appear to think you can go into a totally fucked up situation and escape any consequences.
So, genuinely, don't go anywhere and stop all contact.
enigo1701@reddit
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. There is always a risk and Dubai prison might not be as pleasant as other countries.
Witty_Candle_3448@reddit
You'd risk death and freedom for a trip?
WankYourHairyCrotch@reddit
Someone this stupid deserves a life of slavery in Dubai.
fastingslowlee@reddit
The fact you’re dumb enough to ask this on Reddit doesn’t give me much hope. Don’t even get involved.
Solerien@reddit
Have you not seen Locked Up Abroad? You're gonna be their drug mule. And when the Saudi government does arrest you what do you think they'll do to you?
"The severest punishment, for those who are involved in smuggling narcotics and bringing narcotics in the kingdom is death." - Saudi Ministry of the Interior
sabre0121@reddit
See, if you didn't type out this post, you could have gone, enjoyed your week, and in the rare case of them getting arrested during the week, you could always claim you had no idea they were doing anything illegal. And barring other evidence, I'd say you'd be fine.
By publicly acknowledging what they do, if they get caught and if you get caught and if they link this account to you, then yes. In many countries even knowing of illegal activities, but not contacting police or some other agency, constitutes a crime in itself...
Krunk_korean_kid@reddit
Join the con (get paid up front)
Learn the law enforcement protocols for financial crimes such as money laundering.
Set up at least 3 escape options if shit hits the fan.
This will probably involve fake passports, private plane, or a solid hiding spot to lay low for a while.
Make sure to set aside enough cash to finance your escape route.
Find a way to use cryptocurrency to keep your money outside the financial system so that your accounts can't be frozen.
mvids08@reddit
Don’t go lol
Realistic_Curve_7118@reddit
Don't do it. First, you can never trust a criminal. He might be intending to sell you over there. And unquestionably you would end up in an Arab jail one way or another. Stay away.
ophaus@reddit
Dubai kills criminals.
KeepBanningKeepJoin@reddit
Don't go
FireBallXLV@reddit
Do you not read the News ?….I guess not .Go and suffer the consequences of not keeping up with the World
HRzNightmare@reddit
Remind Me: 25 years later
VinJahDaChosin@reddit
The number of people that go to Dubai for work and disappear is staggering. They will literally sell you into slavery.
NatashaBadenov@reddit
You’re about to get trafficked lmao
PabloDons@reddit
To answer your question, yes. Doesn't really matter what you think you did or what's actually fair. In any justice system, it's all about how you interpret the law and any random vague line of reasoning could easily be used against you. That combined with being a foreigner does not bode well for you
MtnMaiden@reddit
...sounds like they're using you as the fall boy.
sounds sketch brah
tafkatp@reddit
Let me guess, they want you to bring something with you while you go back?
Hello_Hangnail@reddit
This is how you end up cut up and sold for organs. Don't do it, op
JTD177@reddit
It disgusts me how so many in the western world idolize Dubai. While westerners who visit live in the lap of luxury, the entire nation is built off of exploiting the poor and lower class. You are complicit in their exploitation.
jooooooooooooose@reddit
OP has contributed exactly $0 to the Dubai slave economy. You're morally outraged at the wrong person.
JTD177@reddit
Not blaming op, just those that glamorize Dubai
argumentativepigeon@reddit
Reads post on r/unethicallifetips and then criticises the post for being unethical 😭🤦♂️
Birdmaan73u@reddit
Americans love it because America was also built off exploiting the poor and lower class
DonkeyFordhater@reddit
And slaves
Sea-Kitchen3779@reddit
I thought it was cool when I was 14 when they just started building palm tree island and Ferrari theme park. Then you find out it's all built with slave labor and there's no weed.
dickwae@reddit
Hear that OP? "...there's no weed." Bring lots of weed, sounds like seller's market.
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
This is every nation btw
testaccount123x@reddit
you sound like the motorcycle idiots that have no concept of nuance, and say shit like "you can also die in a car too" before they go back to drooling on their phone.
there are levels to everything, and that does matter.
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
Only one of us sounds like an idiot and it's not me.
testaccount123x@reddit
you missed. swing again
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
It's ok champ, I know reading is hard.
IronSnail@reddit
Sounds pretty unethical
Don138@reddit
You answered your own question. Westerners LOVEEEE exploiting the poor and lower class, they just have to pretend not to. In Dubai they don’t..
epelle9@reddit
As if the US wasn’t built off exploiting the poor and the lower class…
They just outsource their exploitation to third world countries..
chromatones@reddit
That’s why trump loves them
40mgmelatonindeep@reddit
Read sub name
oztrailrunner@reddit
I did a 3 day stop over in Dubai on my way to Malta. The hotel was fucking insane (in a really beautiful way) but by the second day, I'd had enough. It seemed that unless your l you were really rich, it wasn't the place for you.
There was a mild sand/ dust storm so we stayed in the hotel the last 24 hours and just enjoyed what we over paid for.
Quintus-Sertorius@reddit
It's a truly horrible shithole.
aDoorMarkedPirate420@reddit
They’re gonna trap you there and take your passport. How are not aware of this?
Gonam2054@reddit
Smuggling drugs is illegal
Impressive-Sky2848@reddit
Learn to make better decisions in life. Start right here, this is an easy one.
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
This one was personal
GandizzleTheGrizzle@reddit
Listen - Unless you are a Saudi Prince, stay the fuck out of Dubai. Even then, go with serious consideration.
Even if you were a very famous woman, I would avoid Dubai.
If I was a wealthy man, with guards - and money to throw away, I'd stay the fuck out of Dubai.
Dubai is like the wild west, but all the gun-slinging bad guys are mega wealthy.
Bekah679872@reddit
It’s perfectly fine for tourists going their of their own volition, but I would never ever trust someone trying to lure me into Dubai
Iminlesbian@reddit
Lol what.
I don't like dubai and don't ever have an intention of going. But this is ridiculous.
Dubai make good business out of attracting wealthy people from all over the world. Every year 100s of thousands of people make trips to Dubai, and like going anywhere, if you adhere to the rules of a foreign country, you'll be fine.
It's a popular holiday destination, it's not Somalia.
TenaciousAye@reddit
It's Somalia without the nice beaches
Iminlesbian@reddit
If you actually think this, you know nothing about either country.
GandizzleTheGrizzle@reddit
Found the trafficking rapist slave merchant.
Newthinker@reddit
There's a difference between going of your own volition and paying for everything yourself vs. having a "friend" who's footing the entire bill for you to fly over after raising suspicions that they're not above board
Iminlesbian@reddit
The guy im replying to said don't go to dubai unless you're a Saudi Prince and then listed a few scenarios where would still not go to dubai.
Nothing in my comment is talking about OPs scenario.
Next_Snow9064@reddit
lol what the fuck are you talking about? Dubai is literally one of the safest cities in the world. Americans are genuinely delusional
thegreatbrah@reddit
Anyone who could challenge the throne was purged years ago. Its one of the crazy things that happened that nobody seems to remember.
shokolokobangoshey@reddit
OP my buddy’s Colombian ex-GF reached out to him in a panic begging him to help her escape sex trafficking from Spain, after a friend offered her an all expenses paid trip to visit. They broke up in 2023; she reached out in October of 2024.
Unless you’re into that sort of thing
No_Investment9639@reddit
Are you a girl
turbineslut@reddit
From his post history, OP is a dude
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
Is he a cute dude
saro13@reddit
He’s been looking into jaw shaping surgery, so he’s insecure about his jawline for whatever reason
cyrusthemarginal@reddit
Can he unhinge his jaw like a snake tho?
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
Oh he's absolutely a bottom
Clur1chaun@reddit
If the cops aren't on to them, they sure as shit are going to be when your sweaty paranoid ass shows up
plumdinger@reddit
They can’t arrest you. They’ll just throw you out a window.
drogtor@reddit
simply don't go. not worth it. whatever it is, it's not worth it. and that 'friend' is no friend. fukin grow up.
costafilh0@reddit
You already know about their business, so you are already in the wrong for not reporting them, you are already committing a crime. I would stay away and give the old excuse of health problems.
truth_hurtsm8ey@reddit
Some Brit got locked up for four years for having a piece of marijuana, that weighed less than a grain of sugar, on the bottom of his shoe.
Another got a three year sentence because a wealthy local bumped in to him in a nightclub.
Basically what I’m trying to say is committing crimes in Dubai isn’t too wise. Hell, even doing everything above board doesn’t guarantee your safety - annoy the wrong prince or local and wave goodbye to your freedom.
stubbledchin@reddit
Are you female? DON'T FUCKING GO.
Sounds like some sort of escort scam. And this isn't necessarily gender dependent. You'll probably be expected to earn that money back somehow.
Shockingly-not-hott@reddit
So you say that you know this individual for seven years. As a follow up how much time have you actually spent together and how did you originally meet them?
dark_temple@reddit
Delete this post. You know nothing.
psychomike666@reddit
Bro, I had a straight male friend of mine, 23 years old, white and pretty fit guy get approached with something that sounds pretty similar to what you’ve described here. No cap, he was legit sex trafficked over there and wound up sprinting out of a vehicle at an intersection to the American embassy to get away from his “friends”.
I’d have never in a million years thought that could have been possible to do to that guy. It’s a wild world out there. Be safe.
gladysk@reddit
I lived in Dubai; the risk isn’t worth it.
TeaEarlGreyHotti@reddit
Yeah that’s crazy!
wubalubadubdub55@reddit
Seeing your replies, sounds like you’re an arrogant, obstinate person, so yeah go to Dubai.
If you run into trouble there, no one would even care. ✌️
unatleticodemadrid@reddit
I live in Dubai. Don’t act a fool. Stay where you are.
Unplannedroute@reddit
Fool could never afford such a trip and will be suckered
argumentativepigeon@reddit
Reads post on r/unethicallifetips then criticises post for being unethical
thewharfartscenter_@reddit
It’s almost like they want to wind up in prison.
NuclearPopTarts@reddit
I can't wait to read OP's follow-up post a week from now
" I need Unethical Life Pro Tips to escape from a Dubai prison."
thetaleofzeph@reddit
There is a role for the patsy in this kind of organization. And OP is not going to recognize what's going on.
thewharfartscenter_@reddit
Until he’s in handcuffs. I will never understand why people think It’ll never happen to me, and walk blindly into situations like that.
Mgnickel@reddit
Lies, you’re obviously de Madrid.
Impossible_Angle752@reddit
I don't live in Dubai and concur.
MasterAnthropy@reddit
Depends on how well connected your 'friend' is.
Justice in these places is much more subjective than our pampered & entitled western brains can comprehend.
If your friend has the right friends and a fat bankroll they're likely safer than most 'legitimate' businesses.
Go and see what happens. Just be prepared to bolt at a moments notice ... meaning always carry a go-bag and DO NOT relinquish your passport.
sjekira-@reddit
Don't be stupid. Deny the invitation and move on.
Tb1969@reddit
I’m never going to Dubai on principal.
Gultark@reddit
If you are being offered for everything paid for, for things you normally should be paying for then YOU ARE THE PRODUCT.
They are buying something when they cover all these costs and no matter what it is, it will not be in your best interest.
SenseOk1828@reddit
Are you an idiot?
“Hi guys my friends a drug dealer, I don’t mind this as I’m getting a free holiday, can you justify it for me”
bravosarah@reddit
They don't lock people up in Dubai. They bury them in the desert.
NotaBummerAtAll@reddit
Sounds like you're being made into a scapegoat. Don't be an idiot. Trust your instincts.
dirtymoney@reddit
Isnt Dubai the country that jailed a man for having the single pot seed on the bottom of his shoe?
majestic7@reddit
You'll possibly be fine. But what if you're not? Is it really worth taking that risk over a free holiday?
isntwatchingthegame@reddit
Dubai Police would arrest you and good luck navigating the Emirati legal system. It's fucked.
You can enjoy prisons that look like the one out of Midnight Express
KheyotecGoud@reddit
They kill people in Dubai for many crimes.
Best case scenario, you lose a hand. Worst case scenario, you “work off your debt”
ttubbster@reddit
Not worth the risk
idiBanashapan@reddit
Sounds like you’re going to be the scapegoat
introvertedandupset@reddit
Not worth it man.
AllTheWayToParis@reddit
UAE is not a fair country. I you get caught, don’t expect the treatment you get in the west. Having said that, knowing the right persons will give you a privilege.
There’s obviously a risk that your friends want something in exchange (even though it doesn’t seem that was now).
So it would be a hard no from me.
(Source: I have some totally legal business in UAE and at least a little insight in how that country works.)
SundayRed@reddit
This is absolutely idiotic. Stay put, don't risk it all.
Source: lived here for almost 10 years
Flimsy_Leadership_81@reddit
il like that this can happen thanks at this post... (thank you friend!!!)
Roonerth@reddit
Dumbest idea you could possibly imagine. Don't do it. Or, at the very least, try finding a way to join their business while you stay in your own country.
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
I am not planning on joining their business. I'm just being offered free holidays.
lifeofcory@reddit
Nothing Is ever free
Bohingy@reddit
Nothing is truly free
cathillian@reddit
So they just want to invite their good ol pal from back in the day to catch up and are such good friends that they will foot the bill for your broke ass just to have that opportunity to hang out?
ThunderGunned@reddit
Do not, under any circumstances, go.
Roonerth@reddit
If they're rich and want to spend time with you, have them visit your country instead. You get to see them and you don't have to go to Dubai. There are a few countries you wouldn't catch me dead in and Dubai is one of them.
_Sovaz99_@reddit
Do you ever want to see your loved ones and your home country ever again? I suggest you think this over for a long time. Like forever.
Wise-Air-1326@reddit
I know a guy who did 5 years in federal prison for eating waffles with his brother, while his brother had a "business" meeting. The guy wasn't involved at all, but his voice was on a recording, literally ordering food (the guy his brother met with was wearing a wire).
So, you think long and hard about accepting a trip that you know is being bought with ill-gotten funds, and decide the type of life you want to live. Also, there's a real good chance your "friend" will try to use you somehow: "I bought you this trip, do you mind just taking my suitcase with you when you fly home?"
Hekatonkheries@reddit
I mean this in the nicest possible way,
Do you have ANY idea how terrible of an idea this is? Are you a teen? This sounds like something a teenager would romantizize.
baconlover696970@reddit
theres a reason dubai is where the criminals run off to
Adam-West@reddit
Of all the countries in the world I could visit on illegal dollar, the last place I’d go would be Dubai.
peatoast@reddit
Alexis Rose?
Boomah422@reddit
The least you're going to Dubai, they're known for being really lenient on their crimes. You'll probably get on probation or something
Forsaken_Instance_18@reddit
https://youtu.be/5rVaqAtCzy8?si=IxjvUe1CSLjtbsGP
One of the guys committed suicide after he got caught
Particular-Image2376@reddit
The friend is an onlyfans girl.
Particular-Image2376@reddit
There's a reddit post about a female ig or OF girl going to Dubai and being shat on, etc
Particular-Image2376@reddit
They got wined n dine n then shat on n made to do stuff
Convenientjellybean@reddit
Sounds like they need a patsy, fall guy, stooge, ‘free trip guy’
HoustonBOFH@reddit
This guy was just outside smoking a cigarette at a place where meth may have been produced, and they jailed him for 12 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Swidan
slapalabelonit@reddit
That link says this happened in China.
HoustonBOFH@reddit
Yes. Many people in the US think the laws are the same elsewhere. They ain't.
cycodude_boi@reddit
Remindme! 1 month
cycodude_boi@reddit
Remindme! 30 days
cycodude_boi@reddit
RemindMe! 30 days
psychobetty303@reddit
Are you stupid?
retrovertigo23@reddit
My friend, you I can help! Please to just be providing me with your social security, birthday, and numbering of your credit card.
zuppa_de_tortellini@reddit
Do not redeem…
bens111@reddit
/r/kitboga is leaking
Throwawayrivervalley@reddit
I forgot this guys name for so long. Thank you for this
ExternalLandscape937@reddit
Everyone knows scammers say kindly, and this man did not.
Hurry friend! While he is able to help, pls give to him those informations!
MVHood@reddit
I'm confused. Do you need an unethical tip to handle an illegal situation?
Have you watched "locked up abroad?"
foundfrogs@reddit
Stupid, yes. Ethical? Who gives a crap?
People forget the name of this frigging sub. Play along or leave.
Rustepo@reddit
Just a quick question. Since is not relevant to the story, why making it hard to read to not native English speakers by using them to your friend ? It’s 100% irrelevant them gender.
CrazyJoe29@reddit
Should I report this? Aren’t you actually soliciting an ethical pro-tip? I’m so confused.
Grumpy_And_Old@reddit
He's gonna poop on you.
Euphoric-Promise-899@reddit
if you think going to dubai to do illegal shit is a good idea, i have a bridge over brooklyn to sell you
Euphoric-Promise-899@reddit
yeah, dubai is on like the top 5 places i would not want to be arrested in.
Minute-System3441@reddit
Friends and money don’t ever mix well. No matter the money promised or promises and assurances, I would never do what you’re describing, let alone in a foreign country.
UterineDictator@reddit
✅ A 24-48 hour airline layover in Dubai spent in a six star hotel.
❌ Staying with criminal friend in suburbs of Dubai for unknown period of time.
Flaky-Wallaby5382@reddit
Two things are either gonna happen. Your going to be enslaved with your passport taken or they will have you be a mule back to US with cash or drugs or whatever their doing
vinh@reddit
Being fake passport. Take drugs to sell. Leave country by camel.
Kosherlove@reddit
Bring two passports you can sell the other.
Hollyw0od@reddit
Is it really that easy to get fake passports?
UterineDictator@reddit
Sure it is. Now go to Dubai.
mister-ferguson@reddit
Either way, sounds like a fun story to tell the grandkids
Flaky-Wallaby5382@reddit
That’s how you end up in a vat of acid. Life is cheap
KuddelmuddelMonger@reddit
jail shagging don't produce babies AFAIK
apitop@reddit
Hope OP has internet. At least he can tell Reddit.
ThighsofJustice@reddit
STRAIGHT UP
Kichard@reddit
Stay the fuck away from Dubai.
mapleleaffem@reddit
Do you want to be trafficked? Cause this is how you end up trafficked
realdonaldtrumpsucks@reddit
t h i s
realdonaldtrumpsucks@reddit
Are you aware that you’re gonna be räpëd? This is the whole set up
Mustachiosin@reddit
Don’t go brother just stay home
cooksaucette@reddit
Sounds like you might be the future scapegoat from their activity. Don’t go.
BenjaBoy28@reddit
Don't
nhilante@reddit
They'll take your passport and have you work for them.
runway31@reddit
you get one life to live, make it interesting
Rhenthalin@reddit
Sounds like you're about to be shit on by fetishists
UncreativeTeam@reddit
You're going to get shit on
Loive@reddit
Have you ever been ficked in the ass by someone who considers you a thing rather than a person? Someone who bought the right to do that to you?
That is the experience you are signing up for if you go on the trip. And not just once, but for as long as your ass resembles a hole. When it is no longer a hole they will switch to fucking you somewhere else.
flopcus@reddit
What are some reasons is dubai so bad in general, just curious
Agreeable-Can-7841@reddit
can I have one of your kidneys before the rest of your organs are harvested?
broncosfighton@reddit
This is the most Reddit thread ever lol.
lanagracebackup@reddit
Dubai is not what social media makes it seem. You are in danger.
darkspwn@reddit
Don't be a dummy, be smart instead ;D
Beautiful-Bank1597@reddit
Just keep us updated on Reddit.
SSguy7891@reddit
Jesus OP. Wake up
b0ingy@reddit
this is ULPT not r/shouldimakethisreallybaddecision
Scooter-breath@reddit
Might be great. But. Might take you 3 years to persude authorities you were a hapless non-associate from your one huge shared jail cell.
Fredotorreto@reddit
I heard stories like this especially in Dubai, yes they get paid after but those women never come back the same, mentally.
Appropriate-Craft850@reddit
Call interpol
Realistic-Lunch-2914@reddit
You're out of your fucking mind. They'll confiscate your passport and you will be a slave if they so wish.
toolsavvy@reddit
"friend"
Haunting_Wolf7109@reddit
Go, bro. You only live once. You’ve known them for 7 years. Why would they get caught during your time there? They’ll likely conduct less crimes because they will be entertaining you.
Skarth@reddit
If your friend is female, 100% no. They will get their passport stolen by them and end up a slave.
If your friend is male, 99.99% no, They will get into what would normally be minor legal trouble in the states, that ends up being years of imprisonment in Dubai.
gamboling2man@reddit
I wouldn’t expect to come home.
Weztinlaar@reddit
100% if this isn’t a troll post you are going to be trafficked, likely into the sex trade if you are a female. Report your friend to the authorities and move on with life.
Glum-Establishment31@reddit
Seriously? Oh dude. Don’t be an idiot. Your friend in Dubai is counting on it.
Entertainthethoughts@reddit
I recently heard about Colombian mercenaries being hired to protect oil assets in Dubai. Instead they were tricked and sent to war in Sudan. Either option is awful.
BOPLU@reddit
😂😂😂 not really...war in Sudan is, afaik, great fun, while protecting oil assets is an absolute dick job. I lost 2 friends that drank themselves to death because the job was so boring.
Entertainthethoughts@reddit
Ah. Im not a fan of war. To each their own I guess.
BOPLU@reddit
Who is... but one has to make a living, you know..🥹
Entertainthethoughts@reddit
Ew
Beautiful-Owl-3216@reddit
Ummm, guys. My friend is inviting me to go on vacation. All I gotta do is bring back a suitcase and they will give me $5000 and pay my hotel in the resort for a whole week! This opportunity sounds too good to be true.
ashckeys@reddit
Isn’t that almost exactly how the Dubai porta potty story starts?
nopolluyion22@reddit
Lol you are a wannabe model and think going to dubai and hanging out with criminals is cool? This may sound harsh but you are as basic as it gets. Just go, this is the sad life you chose. Nobody will arrest you if the criminals get arrested. One look at you and they will know you are just those extras you see in movies.
oxfozyne@reddit
Book a room at the Ritz then when you arrive have him give you 200,000 dinars in cash to cover your accommodation. Only meet him at the Ritz.
BOPLU@reddit
So basically you advise him to spend his time at a Ritz hotel? Rather than actually enjoy Dubai? Then it would be better to not to travel at all IMO.
oxfozyne@reddit
Work on comprehension exercises.
BOPLU@reddit
Isn't asking sort of exactly that? I just ask..
andrewsydney19@reddit
There's a lot of things happening in Dubai.
It could be just him banging you.
It could be him banging you and when he gets bored of you, he passes you on to others.
It could be passing you to others and enslaved.
You could be the fall person that gets arrested when shit hits the fan.
There is a good reason why most people keep criminals and shady people at a distance, even though they might be their childhood friends or related to them.
But hey, it's your life.
Live_Badger7941@reddit
This isn't really a ULPT; this is... you need legal advice.
jack172sp@reddit
You don’t go. It’s not worth risking your freedom for a “free” trip. A trip like that is rarely ever free, especially if financed by a criminal. If you get stopped at the border and asked who is paying for the trip, you can’t say you are, because you won’t be able to prove you are, so you say your friend is. They realise your friend is into criminal activities, now you’re tied to it. Do you really want to risk being arrested and deported? If you travel to any other country, a lot on the e-visas etc ask if you’ve ever been deported from another country, so now you have to tick yes to that box and it’s difficult to travel elsewhere.
Your friend may try to get you to smuggle something home, they may even without your knowledge put something in your case. You get home, get caught and end up in jail.
Your friend may want you there for other nefarious purposes and you end up in a whole load of trouble out there.
Is that worth this “free” trip?
LongCaregiver4758@reddit
If you know they're up to shady business, then you should know that it isn't going to be free. You're going to be set up as a mule or fall guy, most likely.
LeZygo@reddit
If you’re looking for tips on Reddit, don’t do it. You’re gonna fuck it up.
succored_word@reddit
I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want to be arrested and locked up in Dubai...
BOPLU@reddit
I can comment from both sides, but what is important for you: you won't get in trouble unless you are part of the party. I strongly recommend you to stay away, asking the question you ask here is a clear sign of not being a good criminal. Enjoy your stay!
Ferintwa@reddit
Step 1: don’t invite friends that air your business on Reddit.
Signal-Regret-8251@reddit
If you go, you're not going to have a good time.
Beautiful-Plastic-83@reddit
Other countries tend to go harder on foreigners who commit crime in their country. They are often corrupt, as well. They definitely have different legal rules.
Has it occurred to you that you might be getting set uo to take the fall for whatever it is they're doing? The non-Muslim foreign guy goes to jail, while everyone else walks away.
Fastgirl600@reddit
Well first you wake up in a bathtub full of ice...
DeadbeatJohnson@reddit
Bruh, you think prison is bad....now try prison in a foreign country. You know the risks.
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
I kinda was once imprisoned in Russia for participating in a protest so, yeah, that I know.
SamsonGray202@reddit
If you think being imprisoned in Russia is the same as being imprisoned in Dubai, you most certainly don't know and are way too naive to be safe in Dubai.
silysloth@reddit
There's warlords hiding out in Dubai. They're not getting arrested. They have money. They just buy their way out.
Least_Adhesiveness_5@reddit
Fuck no, I'm not going to Dubai to meet someone shady. Dubai (government and companies both) frequently imprison/enslave foreigners.
What's wrong with your sense of self preservation?
TacitMoose@reddit
What sense of self preservation?
atreides_hyperion@reddit
The opposite of what you have (which is suicidal tendencies).
overdose_ofdeath@reddit
You don’t seem like the kinda fella that would survive Arab prison
Junior-Package3473@reddit
I know of an African country whose top, TOP officials courier, via Diplomatic Pouch, gold and diamonds exchanged for cash deposited into Swiss and offshore bank accounts. Interpol is all over it. You will get caught.
thriftylol@reddit
Seriously, this sounds like a shitstorm waiting to happen. Considering your post history, if you’re a woman in the sex worker industry, going anywhere near Dubai is already sketchy as fuck. You know how they treat sex workers and women over there—lots of moralistic laws, harsh punishments, zero sympathy. Combine that with your friend’s “shady” money-laundering hustle and you’ve got a perfect recipe for you getting fucked over by the law if shit hits the fan. Even if you’re not actively involved, guilty by association can be a real problem, and the last thing you want is to end up tossed in some Middle Eastern jail cell on suspicion of crimes you didn’t even commit.
If it were me? I wouldn’t go within a thousand miles of that place under these circumstances. The entire thing screams red flags: an unstable situation, a strict legal environment, and super high risk if your friend goes down while you’re there. Fuck no.
eggpolisher@reddit
I think you misread OP’s post history. His only past post on the topic of sex work says that he is a man, asking for advice on etiquette after he went on a couple of dates with a woman who does webcam modeling. OP is not a woman.
Gasster1212@reddit
Don’t do illegal shit in Dubai dude lol
shadowsipp@reddit
This is how you get human trafficked
HerpesIsItchy@reddit
First off, make sure they send you whatever funds they need to before you get there.
Once you got there book a hotel room. Don't stay in their flat
DreamieKitty@reddit
"Why don't we meet in Paris instead?" You're just asking for trouble if you go to Dubai with a criminal
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
Because I spend half the year in Paris and they need a visa
PSLimitation@reddit
If you're not currently in a Muslim theocracy already don't go
vaydevay@reddit
Don’t.
somanypwengins@reddit
Are you insane? I visited Dubai and had a wonderful time. But. I was an American woman traveling with my American husband, we had money but didn’t flash it, I dressed conservatively and did not call attention to myself, we did not bring or do a single questionable thing, we were friendly and non political and respectful. Most importantly we knew and accepted that all those things were necessary. Not the time or place for controversy of any sort.
User_Many_Errors@reddit
Actually, sounds like your only chance to go party in Dubai
GoochPulse@reddit
Welp, you can't do it now that you posted.
CuriousDudebromansir@reddit
Sounds like a fantastic idea. You should go.
jooooooooooooose@reddit
Comments are too scared tbh but it just really depends on more info that you havent shared (for good reason ofc).
If their business is girls & you're a girl, obvious no & wtf are you thinking.
If their business is girls & you're a man, do better & make better friends.
If they're a man & you're a girl, obvious no & wtf are you thinking.
If you're both girls or they're a girl & you're a man, yeah you're probably fine.
If their business is, like, cars or exotic pets, yeah bro who cares.
If their business is drugs, stay the fuck away, that one you'll be guilty just by wrong place wrong time guaranteed, regardless of your nationality.
If your passport is US/EU/AUS you're in a better spot, and at lower risk, than if it's anywhere else.
When people say "Dubai locks up expats all the time," that either means the kefala system (so if you are a construction worker from India or a maid from Indonesia) or it means the british people who face fuck in the back of the taxi. If you aren't one of those two cohorts it probably doesn't mean you.
Yacht_Taxing_Unit@reddit
Make up a story that you're terribly ill and don't go.
SmtyWrbnJagrManJensn@reddit
Jail? In Dubai where they lock up people over petty bullshit? Nah stay home.
IrradiantFuzzy@reddit
Take their money and turn them in before they do it to you.
Please, people, stop giving Life Pro Tips that are not Unethical.
ToddtheRugerKid@reddit
Are you female? If so, absolutely do not fucking go. If you're male, probably don't go.
matt88@reddit
There's no such thing as a free holiday, you're being set up
coccopuffs606@reddit
Don’t fucking go.
Dubai still has capital punishment, and they do stuff like give you 20 years for having a joint in your bag. They do not care if you’re a bystander; if you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time, you’re guilty by association.
Dancin_Phish_Daddy@reddit
Shiiiit. Sounds like the she’s made up her mind. Let the bitch go.
excellentcat01@reddit
The legal system isn't transparent. If you're at your friend's place when the police come, there's probably an 80% chance you'll get arrested too. After that, who knows. Do you afford to hire international lawyers to get you out? Keeping in mind, lawyers can be unethical and may fleece you for all you've got.
BigMackMoney11@reddit
Dope I say do it and post pics
PFic88@reddit
Are you a woman? Just consider that you might be subject to a force marriage + kidnapping and there's Nothing you can do about it once you're there
Lemonbear63@reddit
No honor among thieves. Especially around criminals. If shit hits the fan, it's every man for himself.
x063x@reddit
TBH this is why Florida is so popular.
Ayyyblinkin@reddit
Kind of an important question: are you a male or female?
Weak_Antelope_2914@reddit
If you have to ask on Reddit, don’t go.
Ok-Somewhere6546@reddit (OP)
What's that got to do?
ArrowTechIV@reddit
It's Dubai.
Even a "middle of the road" scenario for this is pretty bad.
nabiku@reddit
Just FYI, it's normal nowadays to refer to people as "they" online. It's become the status quo for individuals one party is unfamiliar with. No need for a disclaimer.
It's one of the few GenZ trends that's a legitimately good idea. Protects privacy and doesn't assume gender.
redreddie@reddit
In this particular case though, OP doesn't want us to know the gender, because of the . . . implications.
Itsnotme74@reddit
Nope, don’t go!
JAFOguy@reddit
Don't take a chance with a different government's prison system. It is not the justice system you are used to. You do not have the same rights. You are basically without protection. For me it is not worth the risk.
WhitePantherXP@reddit
Dubai has serious penalties for crime. I wouldn't risk it.
lakheesis@reddit
As someone who lives in Dubai and loves the city... absolutely no.
bearkerchiefton@reddit
Isn't Dubai where rich men piss & shit on attractive women??
DontRememberOldPass@reddit
That is everywhere. Dubai is where the girls don’t get paid.
random-guy-here@reddit
Possible legal problems in Dubai? Jail?
Really, you have to ask. Possibly you are not their "friend". Possibly you are just a mark so they can nail their activities to you.
eaglecream@reddit
If you want to have fun at the expense of risking yourself to enslavement the go. Otherwise I’d recommend that you stay home for now and maybe save up for a vacation next fall.
wisebongsmith@reddit
If you are dumb enough to post about it on reddit you are too dumb for big money crime. People who don't know well enough to keep quiet shouldn't associate with criminals and criminals shouldn't associate with fools.
TheRealLostSoul@reddit
Hold office in the U.S government
PremiumUsername69420@reddit
If the “friend” is the opposite gender, they’re gonna try and sleep with you. Because of the implications.
snssound@reddit
Can I come with
BlottomanTurk@reddit
Before traveling anywhere, you should always ask yourself "what is the likelihood that I will be robbed, imprisoned, extorted, trafficked, or murdered?"
Before traveling to Dubai, ask yourself the same question, but replace the "or" with "and".
DookieDanny@reddit
The last place i would FAFO is in the middle east
wireswires@reddit
Dubai is not the place. Find a different friend!
KuddelmuddelMonger@reddit
Cannot imagine what kind of idiot would tell anyone they are doing illegal stuff. Your friend is probably lying.
kaiser-so-say@reddit
If they’ve got that much money, they can visit you here and pay for you to show them around
MengisAdoso@reddit
I'd handle the situation by getting better friends.
Hatta00@reddit
I would never set foot in Dubai even if it was fully funded by a non-criminal.
vbpoweredwindmill@reddit
Hey, before you go to "jail" and experience indentured sexual servitude, can I get on the bandwagon before aids?
Seriously mate, make better choices.
soggyGreyDuck@reddit
Google some stories about girls getting free trips to Dubai, or simply don't go.
Generic_Username_Pls@reddit
Genuinely curious what this business is
DisplacedNY@reddit
If this person does illegal things on the regular they probably have illegal things on them or in their apartment most of the time. I don't know how the law works in Dubai, but in some jurisdictions there is such a thing as constructive possession, aka a way for police to place responsibility for something on to you even if you're not the "owner." You could get swept up into something and be stuck in their judicial system for who knows how long.
BusydaydreamerA137@reddit
Don’t go. Your safety is too important for these games.
kerridge@reddit
I generally avoid dubai where possible, because it's awful and built on human misery. But provided you're not doing drugs or female you're probably personally ok, but to know you'd have to check the laws in Dubai related to the sketchy work they do in Dubai to get a feel for your potential exposure. For example, if your friend is a prostitute, could you get locked up for being a pimp.
punkeddiemurphy@reddit
Dubai is shite, you aren't missing anything by not going.
Cigars-Beer@reddit
Live with dogs don't be surprised if you get fleas.
Vegaprime@reddit
They imprisoned an Australian made because she reported getting sexually assaulted.
slowthanfast@reddit
Is figure out some way to reverse scam them by requesting money and the ghosting that person NGL 🤣🫰
Free_trampoline@reddit
Get on the front foot, go and dob them in for immunity!
Quintus-Sertorius@reddit
There might even be a reward for turning in the dodgy friend. Can we somehow incorporate a few piss discs into this? I feel that would maximise the unethicality.
Jumpy-Consequence-93@reddit
What if they just need a body to fake a death?
MillenialRasta@reddit
I'd go only if i really trust him. Like irl, y'know, not just an online friend. Seems like a fun trip tho
bluecat2001@reddit
Dubai prisons are extortion centers. Don’t go there unless you have the money to buy your freedom.
reddit_account_00000@reddit
Don’t go?