Had to cut it with a knife coz it didn't come sliced.
Posted by thushar1234@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 84 comments
It's beautiful in some way.
metalguy91@reddit
Whoever made you pay money for this needs to apologize to you
Sargash@reddit
You don't like cheese, with cheese and uh. Red sauce? With a layer of cheese under that on top of a cheese loaf????
EverythingBOffensive@reddit
not even a pizza anymore lol, just a cheese pie.
c1n3man@reddit
Cheezza
metalguy91@reddit
mind300@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
Quiet_Art4170@reddit
Microwave pizza delivered to your door in 60 seconds.
qankz@reddit
That’s a disaster
UkranianNDaddy@reddit
Why cut out only a single slice?
thushar1234@reddit (OP)
To eat a slice, duh.
UkranianNDaddy@reddit
You gonna throw away the rest? Why not just cut into 8s lol…
arthurdentstowels@reddit
It came cooked, but not prepared.
rhombus_rebus@reddit
It looks like it smells like farts
GirthyPigeon@reddit
Looks like cheese and tomato on a chapati. That's a travesty right there.
GoatCovfefe@reddit
Did you wait until the next day to wait it? That pizza has been sitting for awhile.
thushar1234@reddit (OP)
Bruh, left it out for 3 hrs.
TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit
We've all had sex with our hot pizza delivery guys but three hours is a lot even for me.
DM_Me_Hot_Twinks@reddit
All of us? Damn send them to me next please
GoatCovfefe@reddit
Well yeah, makes sense then, this is what happens with cheap pizza left out.
S_Rodent@reddit
Look like its comming from 7eleven
halfpints@reddit
That's a pizza!?!
CosmicJ@reddit
The word congealed comes to mind.
meowmcshady@reddit
That’s probably the worst pizza I have seen. You should have just bought some type of flat bread, put some tomato sauce on it, then cheese and toppings and it would have been better.
Nuggyfresh@reddit
Is it weird that op won’t even say where it’s from? Calling shenanigans
thushar1234@reddit (OP)
Oh it's from a pizza place called "lean crust pizza" in south India, didn't bother mentioning it coz no one would know it.
Dmau27@reddit
I thought that was some kind of desert woth icing on it.
jimmysprunt@reddit
It looks like somethinf you'd scrape off the bottom of an oven three days after you cooked it
kabow94@reddit
They pass the savings onto you!
Greasy_Cleavage@reddit
You paid money for that?
more_like_5am@reddit
Looks like the hematoma my dad had on his tail bone.
signmeupnot@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
oneloneolive@reddit
Thats where I thought was.
honeyedglam@reddit
Some days I think the two subreddits are slowly merging. Like the Milky Way slowly merging with Andromeda...
PixelCube_@reddit
What is it?
thushar1234@reddit (OP)
A margarita pizza. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't ordered it myself.
GrandpaRedneck@reddit
Yo, you are all laughing at this pizza, but you have no idea about our bakeries that have pizza - if it looks like this you know its gonna be a banger, especially after a drunken night out. Most of them just look... Wrong. But this is an S tier bakery pizza.
But i get it, you probably didn't get this at a bakery lmao
beardeddragon0113@reddit
I wonder how many margaritas deep the "chef" was when they made this...
ScenePuzzleheaded729@reddit
Where is the green?
nucl3ar0ne@reddit
Is it still frozen?
Candid-Mood-4488@reddit
From where? This is diabolical 🤣
vanquish0916@reddit
They pass the savings on to you!
nehla01@reddit
youre much better than i am. i wouldve just folded this in half and devoured it
AssistanceLucky2392@reddit
Honey Lamb you dropped this 👑
nehla01@reddit
wOa what a nice nickname, thank you!🩵🩵
Beginning_Channel639@reddit
Teach me your ways damn
LonnieJaw748@reddit
This thing is ugly as sin, but, for what it’s worth I spent a month in Italy and ate a lot of pizza and not one of them was served to me sliced the way we expect it to be in the states. It confused me but I went with it. Plus at least their unsliced pizza was good and not terrible like this one.
xxHikari@reddit
Lots of Europe doesn't slice their pizza, it's on you to do it. I personally don't care one way or the other, because the real crime here is that it's supposed to be a margherita lol
Snowf1ake222@reddit
Looks like it barely came cooked.
livsjollyranchers@reddit
If it's just for you, I wouldn't even bother cutting it.
EverythingBOffensive@reddit
looks cold
SmileAndDeny@reddit
It is in fact not.
YakElectronic6713@reddit
Please tell me this isn't pizza...
MorticianMolly@reddit
Don’t the Italians use scissors??
awfulmigrane@reddit
I’ve never seen a pizza that looked more like flesh than this does.
Gator1508@reddit
Is that a mutant pac manÂ
SlowmoTron@reddit
That's actually bars lol.
🎵🎵🎶 Had to cut it with a knife cuz it didn't come sliced
Pizza man you're about to get diced
Do that again and you're playing with your life
Ill come to your pizza shop on a date with your wife 🎵🎶
clockwork0730@reddit
Use scissors which is the original Italian way to cut pizza.
StrawbraryLiberry@reddit
It took me so long to figure out what this food was supposed to be
TehZiiM@reddit
Is this supposed to be a pizza?
mind300@reddit
Omg 🫨😆
Soaring_Gull655@reddit
reddit_understoodit@reddit
Heat that up.
flirtydeviant@reddit
It's so small why bother. You just cut yourself a baby sized slice
CosmicJ@reddit
Fold that shit up like a taco.
makemeking706@reddit
At least one person knows the proper technique.
thushar1234@reddit (OP)
It's supposedly 10"
flirtydeviant@reddit
Exact same thing I told my wife
Critical-Werewolf-53@reddit
Did you tell her you measured in millimeters
flirtydeviant@reddit
The ol metic vs imperial argument
CVSaporito@reddit
Did they advertise it as Pizza or Tomato pie? BTW, when you get pizza in Italy it generally does not come sliced, you eat it with a knife and fork.
sillyseal1@reddit
looks like one of those wax food videos.. but worse
Yuryito@reddit
Ain't a pizza it's a jizza
Annual-Club5510@reddit
Let me guess. Vegan Pizza?
thushar1234@reddit (OP)
Nope, "classic" margarita with cheese burst crust
AshelyLil@reddit
Did you order it from the fucking prison cafeteria?
Mikey_hor@reddit
Was that ever a pizza to begin with?
mazow@reddit
I love eating shitty pizza I didn’t pay for.
oneloneolive@reddit
Can something be over and undercooked?
Juan-More-Taco@reddit
That's a crime to pizza and you are a criminal for choosing to order it and giving them money for this.
Ashamed-Cake8149@reddit
Whoever made this pizza is diabolical
Old-Routine4@reddit
Shut up
Sargash@reddit
Taste better when it's not cut.
squishymelon@reddit
What the hell even is that
No-Investigator5204@reddit
I eat all my pizza with fork and knife.