Haha, oh man, if that isn’t the dream, right? I feel that on a deep level. I remember vividly looking at my phone and counting the seconds before I had to think of a legitimate excuse to not go out when all I wanted was to stay home and just read or binge-watch something. Like, one time, I couldn’t think of anything so I literally said my cat was sitting on my lap and I couldn’t move, which, in my defense, was true. But yeah, a guilt-free app would be amazing. I think a feature that lets you draft a response without sending it so you can pretend later that you ‘saw it just now’ would be incredible too. Or like, a canned “I’m not feeling great” message that you can send with just a tap. If only we could invent that. I wonder if developers are introverts, I mean, if so, they’d probably be the ones to make this happen...