Anon has a roommate | TheaterFire

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mkowsx@reddit

"I'm going bald" line is pure quality

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Zestyclose_Zone_9253@reddit

Ok, but the hair under foreskin anecdote is real, I hate that shit.

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_Surge@reddit

my long hair also gets stuck in my ass and cock. it’s insane. i’m guessing hair gets stuck onto boxers in the washing machine and ends up in those places while wearing them.

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ihatemalkoun@reddit

pubes get stuck under my foreskin sometimes

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thr33beggars@reddit

Rub your uncircumcised cock on a dude’s head when he’s sleeping and boom. It’s more common than you think.

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Unkuni_@reddit

If I find my hair under it while having my morning cheese, I am circumcisizing it from the stem

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Aggressive-Army-406@reddit

But then, you'll get some whine to the cheese.

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LordIVoldemor@reddit (OP)

He may not be familiar with this tradition

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Mouthfullofcrabss@reddit

I once pulled an at least 50cm hair out of my urethra. No idea how it got there.

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2nuki@reddit

I’ve had both happen and it fucken sucks. I’ve got long hair so at least I know that it was my hair.

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I think it’s from walking, like as you walk with a hair in your underpants it just slowly rolls its way up there. I know because one day a carrot made its way right up my pant leg as I was walking and broke off in there all by itself.

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