The reason why these women do such things because they are fully aware that they can't compete with actually attractive women. There are same age women who make more money on OF by not even showing pussy or making very softcore videos.
Hello I’m here from Guinness, I’m authenticating the world record for most- hey! You there! That nut went on the bedspread, not inside the lips! You’re disqualified!!
That's only 40.87 seconds per guy, if the guy doesn't finish then it shouldn't count.
She's using any% speedrun mechanics for what is implied to be a marathon: an accomplishment of endurance.
This is borderline fraudulent behavior. It's like she looked up the definition of "coitus" and misappropriated its implicative meaning in favor of the most literal interpretation possible.
It's real. There was another one of these recently and she had a handful of other OF girls come out to help with this in particular. This was that girl who did this on her birthday and then made a flowchart illustrating how many people finished, didn't show up, couldn't finish, etc.
Right but this isnt the general population. Its 1000+ men who voluntarily signed up to have sex with a woman. I'm not saying that it's impossible, but the very nature of this ...event lends itself to men who would run a quarter mile train on a woman
It’s actually 1000+ men who volunteered to masturbate to the edge of ejaculation and then have ‘sex’ with a woman for a few seconds, presumably after hundreds of men have just done the same thing. One could argue that’s the exact kind of performative heterosexuality that a closeted gay man would engage in.
"Cassie Wright, pornography priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication on camera, with six hundred men. Snuff unfolds through the perspectives of Mr. 600, Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Wright's personal assistant, Sheila. With his satirical narrative and thorough research, Chuck Palahniuk reveals through these four characters the little-known facts and histories of not only pornography and sexual deviance, but also acting and life in and out of the spotlight, and throughout the novel shows the rarely acknowledged presence of pornography in modern America."
She wishes! She could've doubled her record in that amount of time. Everyone knows the Japanese Army in the early 40s was all about efficiency and productivity. Those overachievers would have themselves organized into tidy double pump-&-cum lines to continuously kamikaze her sloppy love duct with the same fury they hit Pearl Harbor.
The fuck do you mean yeah? They were party to it, but none of it would happen without her express consent and search for 1000 guys. Looking for that many people and organizing it is a huge ordeal already in and of itself. Probably was a lot harder than the act itself. But of course, it's their fault and not the one, you know, making the whole thing happen.
I saw some video about it and she was crying about the "emotional hardship" or something in an attempt to gain sympathy like it simply happened to her and she didn't set up the whole thing. Absolutely wild.
She definitely should be shamed. I wonder why the guys would even do it though. Imagine waiting in line all day to stick your dick in a beat up hole for 30 seconds.
They were probably both high as a kite so don't even remember most of it. There was a "professional" who did that several years ago, and an eyewitness said she was very uncomfortable and hated it until her handlers took her her in the back for a few minutes, and when she came out she was stoned and into it.
Who cares it’s all bait to watch her porn anyway. If you’re into it go ahead, if not then just don’t pay attention? Mfs will be like “women amirite” like this is at all normal. I don’t care who this one woman I’ve never met has sex with, why the fuck do you guys?
I left the US many years ago but went into a Burger King about three years back here in my new country. The burger fit in the palm of my hand. And I have small hands for a guy. I'm looking at my hand now and this burger must have had a diameter of 3 inches. Did that shit happen to all fast food? Are BigMacs the same size as 20 years ago?
Babylon the Great, commonly known as the Whore of Babylon, refers to both a symbolic female figure and a place of evil as mentioned in the Book of Revelation of the New Testament. Her full title is stated in Revelation 17:5 as "Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth"
Zuiiiun@reddit
she looks old......
t-60@reddit
She's
SunderedValley@reddit
She's not even 26 yet. She's a zoomer. 😅😅😅
Special-Remove-3294@reddit
She is 26????
Bruh wtf are Western women doing that they look so old?? What chemicals are they taking?
back_reggin@reddit
The juice of 1000 men, apparently.
edbods@reddit
you're off by one year...she's 25 (turning 26 in May though). fucken hell she looks like she's in her 40s.
Bright_Beat_5981@reddit
Wtf. She is 45 years younger than me. We look as if we could be the same age.
Lower_Hat@reddit
Jam packed with seed oils and SSRIs.
Miazger@reddit
Jam packed with seed that for sure
eazy_12@reddit
The reason why these women do such things because they are fully aware that they can't compete with actually attractive women. There are same age women who make more money on OF by not even showing pussy or making very softcore videos.
nikoll-toma@reddit
too much cometics and even more bad life choices
throwaway3point4@reddit
Spiritual death
bshootingu@reddit
Onlyfans and amateur plastic surgery
Vaxtin@reddit
She’s honestly quite hideous
kekmennsfw@reddit
I agree, the different parts of her face don’t fit together right
aa2051@reddit
Holy fucking shit you’re right. I thought she was in her 40s what the fuck.
Not_Just_Any_Lurker@reddit
Gen Z age like milk. They’ll all look 90 while they’re 50.
Human420@reddit
Fuck, I thought that the girl in the pics was supposed to be the gynecologist.
TuxPi@reddit
Walled
AmperDon@reddit
Plastic surgery moment.
JasminTheManSlayer@reddit
It’s that weird face fat removal surgery. It makes people look older because their face doesn’t have that baby fat look no more. It
newme02@reddit
wait 1,057? I thought the goal was 1000. Were the other 57 just in line still and she felt bad?
wallagrargh@reddit
Wanted to have some tolerance for error in case some of them get disqualified retroactively? Or maybe they just lost count towards the end.
SabreToothSandHopper@reddit
Hello I’m here from Guinness, I’m authenticating the world record for most- hey! You there! That nut went on the bedspread, not inside the lips! You’re disqualified!!
Novel_Pineapple_3576@reddit
Kek
recastic@reddit
Imagine fucking 57 different guys in 12 hours being a rounding error
JasminTheManSlayer@reddit
Like what if a dude died mid thrust. Would he still count?
bkseventy@reddit
LOL literally can't
ChaunceyPeepertooth@reddit
Imagine being guy #1057. What a lucky coomer. I bet it smelled amazing in that room.
External_Flamingo491@reddit
Have you ever been in a Male toilet, I bet it smell like that.
eazy_12@reddit
57 of 1000 men had dissociative identity disorder, so they count as 2 men.
MTGBruhs@reddit
Aim high so the next ultra-whore can't steal your title so easy.
ElKuhnTucker@reddit
The day of the rake can't come soon enough
hEdHntr_@reddit
Day of the wha
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
That's only 40.87 seconds per guy, if the guy doesn't finish then it shouldn't count.
She's using any% speedrun mechanics for what is implied to be a marathon: an accomplishment of endurance.
This is borderline fraudulent behavior. It's like she looked up the definition of "coitus" and misappropriated its implicative meaning in favor of the most literal interpretation possible.
Stretched and pathetic-pilled.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
They have fluffers which are women who get them ready so they nut when they go in there
leedade@reddit
Did they use a fuckin vacuum every 30 guys or so to clean out all the jizz or were they all Wearing condoms?
AntiProtonBoy@reddit
If the average guy's load is 3 mL, that would be about 3 litres of jiz for a thousand guys.
Moses_On_A_Motorbike@reddit
r_ theydidthemath
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
There are so many logistical flaws with this approach it's simply unbelievable, and that's assuming you didn't just make it up.
schmitzel88@reddit
It's real. There was another one of these recently and she had a handful of other OF girls come out to help with this in particular. This was that girl who did this on her birthday and then made a flowchart illustrating how many people finished, didn't show up, couldn't finish, etc.
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
All that means is that there's available data to disprove that she fulfilled her own claims since other people did the majority of the work for her.
This would be like saying, "I ate 1057 sandwiches in 12 hours" and your homies ate all of them and saved you the last bite of each.
It's disingenuous and within the average person's understanding of what "sex" entails is simply an outright lie.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
True 🤔 it could be BS which is most likely for clickbait like how she got banned from Australia for going after 18yr old college kids
Autistence@reddit
That's creepy.
baudmiksen@reddit
That'll do pig, that'll do
Andyman0110@reddit
They jerk off around her and rush into her when they're close.
givemeausernameplzz@reddit
What if two are ready to pop at the same time? Does one have to use the back door?
JohnJingleheimerShit@reddit
They have a sword fight like that scene in B Movie
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
Nostrils
baudmiksen@reddit
That's how you get a sinus infucktion
Truckules_Heel@reddit
You don’t wanna end up with hearing aids
givemeausernameplzz@reddit
Thousand cock hearing
Autisticus@reddit
Ears too
fatjoe19982006@reddit
That would definitely lead to a severe and painful case of otitis media. 🙉
gaenji@reddit
They have to duel it out with their "swords"
TheAngelOfSalvation@reddit
they have mastered the art of edging, true masters of gooning. No problem to hold it in
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
1,057 guys playing squid games with their cocks in an enclosed environment is a serious injury risk to everyone involved.
girlgamerpoi@reddit
I wonder if there are gays mixed in... Then it would make more sense.
WholeGrain_Cocaine@reddit
It’s a massive statistical improbability that there weren’t a few gays mixed in
ARealBundleOfSticks@reddit
bkseventy@reddit
That's not how statistics works lol. Rule 1, understand your population.
Autistence@reddit
Have you never heard of bisexuals?
WholeGrain_Cocaine@reddit
Right, and once you understand how many closet cases end up marrying women and producing children, you’ll see why I’m correctX
PM_ME_WHATEVES@reddit
Right but this isnt the general population. Its 1000+ men who voluntarily signed up to have sex with a woman. I'm not saying that it's impossible, but the very nature of this ...event lends itself to men who would run a quarter mile train on a woman
ProtoLibturd@reddit
Akshually its probs more than 20% in a population of 1000 men who sign up to share semen inside a woman
WholeGrain_Cocaine@reddit
It’s actually 1000+ men who volunteered to masturbate to the edge of ejaculation and then have ‘sex’ with a woman for a few seconds, presumably after hundreds of men have just done the same thing. One could argue that’s the exact kind of performative heterosexuality that a closeted gay man would engage in.
CheeseEater504@reddit
40 seconds. That’s like 4 times as long as I usually take
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
You're hired!
HarryPhajynuhz@reddit
I disagree. I’m definitely counting the times I was too drunk to cum.
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
I would say that counts if you're actually trying to and the other person gives you the time and opportunity to do so.
Satyrsol@reddit
All that matters is the mean jerk time
Cumsocktornado@reddit
>stretched
😏
elphamale@reddit
Reminds me of that Chuck Palahniuk book.
ProstheTec@reddit
Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk
"Cassie Wright, pornography priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication on camera, with six hundred men. Snuff unfolds through the perspectives of Mr. 600, Mr. 72, Mr. 137, and Wright's personal assistant, Sheila. With his satirical narrative and thorough research, Chuck Palahniuk reveals through these four characters the little-known facts and histories of not only pornography and sexual deviance, but also acting and life in and out of the spotlight, and throughout the novel shows the rarely acknowledged presence of pornography in modern America."
elphamale@reddit
Yes, this one. Dude's a genius for writing characters you need to take a shower after reading them.
Thin_Thought_7129@reddit
If 1000 guys took 1 minute, that’s 16.66 hours. I doubt it
WorldlyEmployment@reddit
Imperial Japanese Army sex slave (circa 1943)
fth01@reddit
She wishes! She could've doubled her record in that amount of time. Everyone knows the Japanese Army in the early 40s was all about efficiency and productivity. Those overachievers would have themselves organized into tidy double pump-&-cum lines to continuously kamikaze her sloppy love duct with the same fury they hit Pearl Harbor.
DVHismydad@reddit
Bruh
mythicallizardmusic@reddit
I'm both deeply horrified and mildly impressed with his prose tbh
spookyman212@reddit
She read about the rape of nanking and thought... hold my cosmo.
Absolutemehguy@reddit
I'm sure this is all those guys' fault, somehow.
carsofthecapital@reddit
well yeah, you cant fuck 1000 guys without 1000 guys being willing to fuck you...
FewSecretionalists@reddit
The fuck do you mean yeah? They were party to it, but none of it would happen without her express consent and search for 1000 guys. Looking for that many people and organizing it is a huge ordeal already in and of itself. Probably was a lot harder than the act itself. But of course, it's their fault and not the one, you know, making the whole thing happen.
Vectar7@reddit
She organized and enabled this to take place. 100% her fault.
carsofthecapital@reddit
as if the men just appeared in the room with her and didnt travel there solely to fuck her
KOCEnjoyer@reddit
There are so many Indians willing to fuck literally anything, so that point is irrelevant
Reynarok@reddit
Every person on Earth has at least a thousand men willing to fuck them. Just look at the qualifications:
Pulse (optional) Vagina (optional)
Sharky-Li@reddit
I saw some video about it and she was crying about the "emotional hardship" or something in an attempt to gain sympathy like it simply happened to her and she didn't set up the whole thing. Absolutely wild.
Ok_WaterStarBoy3@reddit
If Cillian Murphy played a blonde woman:
battery_acid_10@reddit
So if she fucked 24 hours a day non stop it would take 8 years to fuck 6 million men.
MegaThot2023@reddit
6 million you say?
Clydeplaysbass@reddit
Oy vey
Complete-Repeat-418@reddit
more like 271k
Minister_Garbitsch@reddit
She was interviewed on Stern the other day. Each dude got one pump, no finish, just there to make the numbers.
Sniper_231996@reddit
Man I look prettier in cd then her...
Spink_Speak@reddit
Why are women like this
throwaway001anon@reddit
White women be like
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Idk why you guys shame her not the 1000 guys who travelled to fuck her. Like it’s the guys who support her
Famous_4nus@reddit
It's both sides fault really. She initiated the whole thing and for ultra simps this was just a low hanging fruit
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Buddy these IF creators make thousands or millions because simps. Dont blame her because guys are desperate
Vectar7@reddit
She organizes and enables this for money and she's not to blame? Simp more.
dincosire@reddit
They’re all sluts, her and every guy involved. Happy?
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Yep
battery_acid_10@reddit
She definitely should be shamed. I wonder why the guys would even do it though. Imagine waiting in line all day to stick your dick in a beat up hole for 30 seconds.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
She should be shamed for sleeping with 18yr old college kids and filming it. Beat up hole ?
battery_acid_10@reddit
Yes
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Tf are you on about?
SpecialistParticular@reddit
They were probably both high as a kite so don't even remember most of it. There was a "professional" who did that several years ago, and an eyewitness said she was very uncomfortable and hated it until her handlers took her her in the back for a few minutes, and when she came out she was stoned and into it.
DerDudemeister@reddit
Sex Speedrun any% glitchless
spiritofporn@reddit
So did they use condoms or did she get 1000 creampies?
tittysprinkles112@reddit
She would have to be insane to not use condoms lol
spiritofporn@reddit
Imho fucking 1000 guys on camera, with the entire world knowing your name is insane enough already.
MarleyandtheWhalers@reddit
No way is Bonnie Blue a real name
spiritofporn@reddit
You get her real name when you google her.
MeowMeowMeowBitch@reddit
Does she have a father? Why hasn't he gone full anti-CEO against the people responsible?
MarleyandtheWhalers@reddit
I see. Well, requiring even the smallest effort shuts out 90% of "the entire world" but your point is pretty valid
trainderail88@reddit
If she didn't, she'd have more kids than Ghengis Khan.
p00nki@reddit
what in the anatomy
ArcaneMonkey@reddit
At a thousand, the chances of one or more failing are pretty high.
sillyyun@reddit
Not really
baudmiksen@reddit
Trying to beat the record?
sillyyun@reddit
I volunteer to be 1002 my cv goes as follows, never touched a lady in my 42 year lifetime, can finish in 3 seconds, please hire me bonnie
baudmiksen@reddit
Put me in coach I'm ready
xxlukeasxx101@reddit
Everybody after 2 just like stirring custard obviously
baudmiksen@reddit
Like churning butter
Coronabandito@reddit
Vid or it didn’t happen. While you are debunking me can you find the full 24 hr one to ensure my audit is correct.
AtmosSpheric@reddit
Who cares it’s all bait to watch her porn anyway. If you’re into it go ahead, if not then just don’t pay attention? Mfs will be like “women amirite” like this is at all normal. I don’t care who this one woman I’ve never met has sex with, why the fuck do you guys?
WonderfulRegret14@reddit
Fascinating how you can always tell
JokerAndSkull159@reddit
Why do you care that we care?
dincosire@reddit
Having an opinion about something made to have an opinion about is weird?
lookslikeyoureSOL@reddit
Dudes acting like they wouldn't cum inside 1000 women in a day if given the chance.
WonderfulRegret14@reddit
Fascinating how you can always tell
reallygreat2@reddit
No lol
MegaThot2023@reddit
Call it a double standard if you'd like, but there is a massive difference between those two situations.
Ajaxiskool@reddit
The “men” should be doxxed, rounded up and taken to a FEMA black site
Sarcatsticthecat@reddit
1000 cock stare vs 1000 cucks
thEldritchBat@reddit
So is this literally some 40-something who decided to set a world record in fucking instead of buying a sports car?
RandomUserOmicron@reddit
25
thEldritchBat@reddit
…oh no you can’t be serious. I thought I was being generous
edbods@reddit
it's surreal seeing her linkedin and how she went from wagie to city bike
WrissWriss@reddit
I’ve got bad news…
thEldritchBat@reddit
Someone else just told me. Jesus. I thought I was being generous by saying 40-something
Chadzuma@reddit
I award her father no points and may god have mercy on his soul
Jahames@reddit
Imagine the smell
veraliis@reddit
I want an exit interview with the 300th or so dude. My guy, did you have no hesitation?
AsianCivicDriver@reddit
If they average 5 inches that’s gonna be 433ft/13208cm of dicks
sharknice@reddit
isn't average 8 inches?
bkseventy@reddit
Thank you for your service.
Jah_Ith_Ber@reddit
I left the US many years ago but went into a Burger King about three years back here in my new country. The burger fit in the palm of my hand. And I have small hands for a guy. I'm looking at my hand now and this burger must have had a diameter of 3 inches. Did that shit happen to all fast food? Are BigMacs the same size as 20 years ago?
Fidelias_Palm@reddit
Everything's gotten significantly smaller here too.
trainderail88@reddit
My girl tells me the same thing.
AsianCivicDriver@reddit
Big Mac’s diameter is about 3.75 inches
Famous_4nus@reddit
I love measuring distance in McDonald's
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Turantula_Fur_Coat@reddit
She had one guy every 40 seconds. That’s crazy.
misterwizzard@reddit
Ho fo sho
Necrotic98@reddit
imagine the diseases she got from that, yikes.
Bright_Beat_5981@reddit
Interesting that other anons notice those eyes as well. She looks completely empty after the dick marathon.
GeekPunk00@reddit
Fatherless behavior
havyng@reddit
Babylon the Great, commonly known as the Whore of Babylon, refers to both a symbolic female figure and a place of evil as mentioned in the Book of Revelation of the New Testament. Her full title is stated in Revelation 17:5 as "Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth"
Reynarok@reddit
Must have been a phenomenally high score to be recognized and named for it in the Bible. She may have gone for quality over quantity though
Fluffys0ck5@reddit
Honestly just feels bleak
LordEh@reddit
I won't believe until I've seen it.
DJD_ID_Tarn@reddit
It kinda looks like Todd Howard lol
TheAngelOfSalvation@reddit
that hole be wider than the grand canyon by now
RotarySam27@reddit
Fucking hippos yawn at least
boilingfrogsinpants@reddit
Daddy issues final boss
FuryVector@reddit
Does no one remember gangbang 2000? In the year 2000 that chick slept with 2000 guys.
ProstheTec@reddit
But not in 12 hours.
Ok-Entertainment6657@reddit
African and western women are pretty shameless
cujoe88@reddit
What do you think the parking situation was like?
SilenceEcho7@reddit
I don’t believe her.
Fryndlz@reddit
And yet she still looks like the corpo drone she is.
alexis_1031@reddit
Didn't someone write a fiction novel on this? I think it was the same guy who wrote fight club.
__redruM@reddit
Did the have one of those “Take a number” things with a sign saying “Now Servicing: 0069”?
brawnybenny696969@reddit
Bonnie blue waffle
thick305@reddit
Those dead eyes are so gross but is this what 40 something year old women are going to do now to feel wanted?
TheSereneDoge@reddit
Pitbull of the sexual world
Ssyynnxx@reddit
Shes like 25 man this whole situation is absolutely fucked
spookyman212@reddit
A Lanister always pays their debts.
Remote_Jump_4929@reddit
Did they record a 12 hour porno?
thermitethrowaway@reddit
That's about 7mins 12 seconds per cock, so allowing for swap over time let's say six and and a half minutes. I wish I had that staying power,.
Special-Remove-3294@reddit
7 minute per guy would be like over 100 hours.
1000 × 7 = 7000 minutes. 7000/60 = 116.(6) hours.
XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit
We're gonna need to see your calculations bro like wtf
StopCallinMePastries@reddit
12hrsx60mins=
720mins
x60secs=
43,200secs
÷
1057guys=
40.87secs/1guy
MacnCheese4lyfe@reddit
Your maths is way off
DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES@reddit
Honestly, this is just sad.
AverageLonelyLoser66@reddit
She just did an any% speedrun of any woman over the age of 25.
ResponsibleAttempt79@reddit
She has Jimmy Donaldson eyes.
stormdyr@reddit
Pure A10 Aryan goddess btw
SunderedValley@reddit
Lights are on nobody's home.
mrpooker@reddit
Does this mean I'm missing out?
LemonPartyW0rldTour@reddit
Stick your head in a 5 gallon bucket. It’ll be just like you’re #1,058
throwaway3point4@reddit
Day of the Rake when
New_Assignment_1683@reddit
anon cant write either