Skill issue | TheaterFire

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THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit

Frodo did take some legit damage carrying the ring though

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TimeGlitches@reddit

Bro rolled a +25 psychic damage resist character. No chance that fucker didn't read the module beforehand and was metagaming.

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

Gollum falling into mount Doom wasn't divine intervention from Eru. Frodo just had the lucky feat.

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RedDragonRoar@reddit

Also attacked halfling racial bonus. He didn't even have to take the feat.

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KnightOfNULL@reddit

That's not something he rolled it's just a hobbit racial bonus.

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In D&D lingo, to "roll" a character colloquially means to choose all the aspects of that character including race and class, even though there's usually not much rolling involved for anything besides the stats.

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ChickenDestruction@reddit

based hobbit tank

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Twocanpocket@reddit

Frodo was the only one strong enough to carry the ring. Awful take.

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DEFCON_TWO@reddit

This isn't Frodo.

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nagareboshi_chan@reddit

The Guy in the picture was played by the same actor who played Frodo

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DEFCON_TWO@reddit

I know.

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helendill99@reddit

it's like the second comment i see about frodo and i kept going back to the post to see if i had missed a ref

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theshitsock@reddit

We're talking about Spy Kids 3 bro, keep up.

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dabswhiledriving@reddit

this is referring to the spy kids 3 character mate

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ThatRealBiggieCheese@reddit

Sam could have, but it wouldn’t have been his strength of will that made him capable of carrying the ring, but rather his lack of ambition of any kind.

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Smol-Fren-Boi@reddit

Yeah he'd only work because he's so utterly fucked he can't be effected.

It's like that one episode of Power rangers where that guy uses put downs to beat most of the rangers, but one of them Dislikes themselves so much his insults have no effect

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lucasthebr2121@reddit

or like in that anime about the 7 deadly sins where the sin of pride was about to fight a demon dude that had the ability that if you hated him your gravity would instantly crush you

but escanor was not hating the dude he actually felt pity of the dude cuz he is so prideful

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Motoreducteur@reddit

High noon Escanor doesn’t feel pity, only contempt

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forthecloudsinthesky@reddit

The demon guys ability was that if you had any sort of ill will towards him you couldn't move, not that you'd be crushed by his gravity

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hosefricker@reddit

Or that bit in one piece which is almost exactly the same

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SerOoga@reddit

Sauron can carry the ring too.

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Twocanpocket@reddit

You got me there. Still the meme is bullshit.

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obsoleteconsole@reddit

There is a grain of truth to it, Frodo + Sam together are greater than the sum of their parts, Frodo may be stronger but he doesn't make it to Mt Doom without Sam

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Raesong@reddit

Well yeah, because The Ring contains a part of his essence/soul/spirit, and it essentially exists as an extension of his will.

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breakfasteveryday@reddit

lol wtf is that screenshot

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BenoxNk@reddit

path of exile elon musk account

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nagareboshi_chan@reddit

Wait this is about Elon?

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siggiarabi@reddit

Literally elon musk

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Spanker_of_Monkeys@reddit

What dis from

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ILoveWesternBlot@reddit

Spy kids 3. It's simultaneously the best and worst movie ever made

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Sidusidie@reddit

That one with Steve Buscemi riding flying golden pig at the end? (Or it was a fever dream?)

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zoro4661@reddit

Yes

Also their uncle is canonically Machete from the movie Machete

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saenskur@reddit

Pretty sure Machete is a spinoff from Spy Kids, not the other way around. Though non-canon to spy kids

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StanIsHorizontal@reddit

The Robert rodrigueverse

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Strange-Improvement@reddit

That was 2

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ColdHooves@reddit

He appears in three and two. The pig riding is from 3.

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Explorer_the_No-life@reddit

So it certainly is one of the movies of all time. Actors acted, director directed, there was music and special effects were too.

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MrBIMC@reddit

Effects were special indeed. Hated it lmao.

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thil3000@reddit

They legit did those movies for the funsies and for their kids iirc

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Lovsaphira9@reddit

There is something magical about 90s and 2000s CGI that transforms a movie into a fever dream.

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zoro4661@reddit

As are all the classic Spy Kids

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pswii360i@reddit

As a kid I hated that movie but as an adult I fucking love it

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YorkPorkWasTaken@reddit

Desperado

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LobsterJoe@reddit

Spy Kids 3D

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RaidenHUN@reddit

Well, he shouldn't have picked the hobbit build

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DreamyBarbsX@reddit

Bro’s living on recruit mode but thinks he’s playing on legendary.

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downvotedforwoman@reddit

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ForumsDwelling@reddit

Bro got his account back

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downvotedforwoman@reddit

Bro is not a pronoun. I banish you, zoom zoom.

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ForumsDwelling@reddit

It is now, BRO

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Ryaniseplin@reddit

elon be like : woe is me i pay too much in taxes

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MrDannn@reddit

Billions even, wink:))

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SuperArppis@reddit

On Recruit mode you are a legendary overpowered hero.

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ImVeryChil@reddit

Pirate Software

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thrownededawayed@reddit

TF is he talking about? There is a member of the party who volunteers to permanently carry the necessary quest item of dubious use that forces CON and WIS checks every time they enter combat or interacts with the henchmen of the Big Bad, and they think that dude is getting carried??

Shit he could have passed that thing around and let every other member of the party except Sam fall to the throes of the dark side, this guy seems like the kind of dude yelling at the support and healer for not doing enough damage.

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Hunteractive@reddit

ninja in marvel rivals

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BuyingGF_1Upvote@reddit

Lmao idk how he made it to Diamond 1. I play way better than him. Seeing that motivated me to get Grandmaster.

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EdwardElric69@reddit

All the big streamers been doing this since fortnite

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Visible-Original4561@reddit

Elon Musk is The Guy

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TheBookGem@reddit

You're not that guy pal, trust me, you're not that guy.

You are not the guy, you are not capable of being the guy, I had a guy before but now I don't, you are not the guy.

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Skatedivona@reddit

Lex Loser

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DarkArc76@reddit

Redditor moment

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kubin22@reddit

He literally pays someone to play on "his" poe 2 account so he ca brag of how good of a player it is

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__lui_@reddit

Honestly why do people like him? From what I’ve seen he’s a huge fraud. Sure he’s accomplished something’s but those accomplishments aren’t enough to cover for all his BS .He takes too much credit for himself.

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ForGrateJustice@reddit

Because the people who like him are also huge frauds.

Absolutely no one genuinely likes him.

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mehemynx@reddit

What little image he hasn't shattered is what keeps people in love with him. People treat him like some great genius and morons like Joe Rogan act as hype men for him. This leads people to think that everyone who dislikes elon is hater.

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zoro4661@reddit

Even then, the only he accomplished was investing at the right time. Any time he actually tries his own hand at something instead of hiring people to do it for him it goes to shit.

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Cs0vesbanat@reddit

How?

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Bobthemurderer@reddit

Bringing up a known attention whore in an unrelated topic because they don't realize that every time he gets mentioned it feeds his ego is a very redditor thing to do.

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Cs0vesbanat@reddit

It is not a redditor thing to make a comment. It is called being a human and having a opinion and sharing it.

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Bobthemurderer@reddit

That's so heckin' wholesome chungus. Have an updoot.

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Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace@reddit

"Pwetty pwease don't insult my god-emperor Elmo!" when did you guys become such massive fking snowflakes lmao

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LilXansStan@reddit

Around 2016

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BloodSuckingToga@reddit

keep trying to be as funny as zesty jesus

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morbnowhere@reddit

Comes to the "stranger opinion machine"

Finds opinions on his special baby boy

Gets mad

Many such cases

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fecal-butter@reddit

I am uneducated on the context therefore it doesnt exist.

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jaleCro@reddit

except the post literally is about him. he's recently in the gaming spotlight because he paid a group of chinese dudes to boost his account to rank 7 in path of exile 2 while claiming it as his own accomplishment

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Puzzleheaded-Past388@reddit

just imagine being an ELON simp

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fitstand8@reddit

He literally is.

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Defiant_Lavishness69@reddit

So is Trump, just in a different Sport.

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Sheep_guy360@reddit

The Guy

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dragonwarriornoa@reddit

This applies to real life too

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Wiggie49@reddit

Pay to win losers are in fact losers

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bagofdicks69@reddit

Something something elon musk something something PoE

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G3nghisKang@reddit

People want to be seen as the best more than they want to be the best

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ender89@reddit

Because video games are hard and take a lot of time to be the best at a game that people are expected to put years into.

You pretty much can't be the best unless you're playing a game that's unpopular or you play videogames for a living.

Elon doesn't play videogames for a living, he professionally gets in people's way and makes it harder to do their jobs, it's busy work.

The best part of all of this is that people are finally realizing that musk is a giant idiot who has lied about everything. He's a trust fund baby who made it big in the dotcom world pretending to be a genius. People believe him because he's autistic enough to sound like he knows everything.

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