Favorite words/phrases your parents/grandparents used

I dated a guy and his father would say this if a female person walked in front of him while he was looking for parking spot, driving down the street, etc. “I can knock you over as easy as I can knock you up.”

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tallCircle1362@reddit

If you took my aunt for a ride to the store or wherever, when she arrived back home she would say, “Thanks for the buggy ride.”

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tallCircle1362@reddit

Every time I left the house my dad would say, “Don’t take up with anybody.”

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nixtarx@reddit

"Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

C'mon! Do something, even if it's wrong!

Too broke to pay attention.

I'll be set when my rich uncle gets out of the poorhouse."

Pappy had a million of them.

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nixtarx@reddit

Smellier than a popcorn fart

Fee fie foe, phooey! Something around this joint smells screwy!

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Exciting-Half3577@reddit

The davenport. In some parts of the U.S., a davenport is an especially fancy sofa, while in others it's one that can be converted into a bed. The name comes from a 19th century Massachusetts furniture maker, A.H. Davenport and Company. The family name Davenport goes back to a town in Cheshire, England.

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Pirlovienne@reddit

Extra fancy? That’s funny. One of my grandmas had a “davenport.” It was known for its heinous avocado green print and scratchy polyester fabric. According to legend, it was chosen because it was the only one in the store long enough for my grandpa to take a nap on without having to scrunch up. Nothing remotely fancy about it.

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NeighborhoodNo4274@reddit

My dad would often say “write if you get work” when I was going out.

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TrikkiNikk@reddit

My Mom's response to being told "If you do this, that will be the result" was an angry "Yeah?!? You'll shit regularly if you eat right, too!!"

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TrikkiNikk@reddit

My great-great Aunt always threatened to give us such a licking!!

That scared the daylights out of me! And I always wondered why Aunt Eva wanted to lick us when we were bad.

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Dry-Praline-3043@reddit

Busier than a one-armed paper hanger; colder than a witch's titty; bit dog howls; that dog won't hunt. I could go on. I'm from the South, and the sayings are endless.

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Armitage_Soulshroude@reddit

Quarrel will always be my favorite other than "shenanigans" and tomfoolery.

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missusfictitious@reddit

British?

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Armitage_Soulshroude@reddit

You know...? She didn't speak with an accent. She was born between 'ought 08-12, 20th Century. Her young adult years were 20-35. Mid 40-55... Old... figure it out.

I'd state that it's regional? But as you suspect, British... again. I don't know, nor have ever realized where her "slang words" came from at her age.

You'd have to ask her dad and his grandparents. Yeah? All due respect and fairness.

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vanisleone@reddit

Holy doodle!

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Beautiful-Event-1213@reddit

Slicker than snail snot on a glass doorknob

Couldn't hit a bull on the ass with a bass fiddle

Shithouse mouse

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john-th3448@reddit

Hee hèf de oorn d'r veur de sier anhang'n.

(When I pretended not to hear them)

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houseofyesterday@reddit

“Busier than a fart in a mitten.” - grandma

“Hungrier than seven sacks of motorscooters.” - dad (until I was older and then the sacks were filled with a different M-word)

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vorticia@reddit

What… what business does a fart even HAVE in a mitten, and why would it be so busy in there? Lol

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Feeling-Ad-2490@reddit

You fart in a mitten to fight the terrible napthalene mothball stink. Two smells enter. One smell leaves!

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vorticia@reddit

lol thank you for solving this mystery! I’m not sure I’d have been able to sleep.

I’m down to one more - talking like a guy with a paper ass.

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No_Difference8518@reddit

My grandmother would say "Home James" when we got home... I always found that funny.

She also used to say "No rest for the wicked or the weary."

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Feeling-Ad-2490@reddit

Ill put a boot so far up your ass, you won't know whether to shit or wind your wristwatch.

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Few_Lingonberry7116@reddit

lawzy, tarnation

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RealPumpkin3199@reddit

Fat chance!

I don't give a rat's ass.

Hay is for horses (if I said hey).

Who died and left you queen?

Because there are no bones in ice cream (if I asked why about something).

You're full of donkey dust and alphabet soup!

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vorticia@reddit

I’m stealing the bones in the ice cream one, that’s fucking hilarious!

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Exciting-Half3577@reddit

I made this one up:

<disappointed kids.

Me: Well, you know what they say in France...

Kids: What?

Me: That's just too freaking bad.

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hotshotheather@reddit

Balderdash!

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vorticia@reddit

Poppycock!

My brother and I randomly shout these two at each other through text or in person.

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vorticia@reddit

At a traffic light: What shade of green do you want?!

In a parking lot: Move it, lady - I want your hole!

-My Grandmother

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PGHNeil@reddit

I don’t remember my grandparents but they were from the old countries and didn’t teach the languages to my parents. My mother rattles off something in Polish that her grandmother taught her but she’s not conversational, which fits in with my mom being in the silent generation I supposed. Back in those days children were meant to be seen but not heard.

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SaintWillyMusic@reddit (OP)

obtuse!

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Avasia1717@reddit

my grandfather: holy mackerel. man alive. sundee, mondee tuesdee, etc.

my dad: all get out. cottonpickin/cottonpicker. supper. hwite.

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SaintWillyMusic@reddit (OP)

i still say holy mackerel and geez louise

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Gramma said this all the time instead of swearing in front of us.

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