Another devoured by the jaws of Hollywood
Posted by Blue_Moon_Cheese@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 143 comments
Posted by Blue_Moon_Cheese@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 143 comments
Tuarangi@reddit
Jaws being a typo I assume?
Adventurous_Mode9948@reddit
"Brazilians"
j0oboi@reddit
Fuck….
UsrnameInATrenchcoat@reddit
Freudian slip
Phendrana-Drifter@reddit
Jawas?
Tuarangi@reddit
They prefer sand people, that's their word
TheLittleBelowski@reddit
Nope. Jawas are the little guys with the glowing eyes that capture R2 and 3PO and sell them to Owen. Sand people refers to the Tusken Raiders.
Lithanarianaren_1533@reddit
Oh shit I didn't even notice it says "jaws".
mischling2543@reddit
Damn is that shark wearing a yamulke?
Lukthar123@reddit
Kek
alek_98@reddit
Haha missed that
ResponsibleFly8965@reddit
Lmfao
rumSaint@reddit
Being pretty tomboy and getting surgery to become ugly manlet. Holy shit...
takeme2infinity@reddit
Right because that's what was kepping her from being happy, validation from strangers. Dumbass
rumSaint@reddit
It's a he. Bigot.
_Pisos_Picados@reddit
He's still hot lets be real
Renkij@reddit
It's all fake.
ThePortalGeek@reddit
There’s probably a real person behind what you can see you know
Renkij@reddit
And? Someone who resents herself that much to butcher herself and paint herself as something she's not does not deserve for us random strangers to delve deeper. She needs therapy, not "care bear stares" from random strangers.
ThePortalGeek@reddit
It’s okay to be transgender, whether other people think you should be allowed to exist or not. You can call it faking but it isn’t to the person you’re calling out. Also, you’re right, maybe you random strangers SHOULDNT delve deeper and just leave Page alone.
KawaiiQueen92@reddit
Yea you'd know all about the ugly manlet experience.
fufucuddlypoops_@reddit
You’re getting downvoted but this made me laugh. A good retort just unfortunately made for the wrong sub
KawaiiQueen92@reddit
Yea feels like I hit a sore spot. Guy got tilted back to 2005 based on his response. I thought only old people said "u mad" still.
rumSaint@reddit
Cool story.
rumSaint@reddit
umad bro?
vanadous@reddit
The people who call her ugly are the same who call any 35+ old actress ugly for natural aging
rumSaint@reddit
It's a he.
SharkMilk44@reddit
The fake abs are fucking hilarious, though.
amackul8@reddit
Many such cases
WeekendBard@reddit
Remember, jacking off to old pictures of E. Page make you gay now.
Timekeeper98@reddit
I’m straight, so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.
Vast-Combination4046@reddit
It's not gay to have sex with men as long as you aren't a gay man.
Timekeeper98@reddit
Logically having sex with a man is straighter than having sex with a woman. Because statistically most women are straight, meaning they enjoy dick, which means you’re having sex with someone who enjoys dick.
And that is gay.
Mylxen@reddit
but if you have sex with a gay man, then this gay man also enjoys dick so you are having sex with not only someone who enjoys dick but also having one. this should be even more gay?
Timekeeper98@reddit
The answer is to only sleep with gay women or straight men. That way everyone involved in the relationship likes vaginas.
It’s just that simple.
314backwardsispie@reddit
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.
Mylxen@reddit
I cant argue with this!
IFuckBadDragons@reddit
No they cancel each out out
elprentis@reddit
Oh so you want to have sex with a soft, gentle, super effeminate person? That’s kinda gay. Much more manly to want a hairy, burly man. Way less gay.
marteldefer79@reddit
I'm fuckin rollin
RuralJaywalking@reddit
Yes, we need to make sure to have sex with people who don’t enjoy it.
Lykablyat@reddit
Trans inclusive radical heterosexuality
porfito@reddit
I like the way you think
givemeausernameplzz@reddit
Sounds gay
porfito@reddit
No more based
nightcallfoxtrot@reddit
Ronin_69_@reddit
We're gonna starve.
JessHorserage@reddit
That's GAMP, and not heterosexual. Beating it to traps isn't gay, it's just gynophillia, depending on what exactly you're getting outta it.
FROOMLOOMS@reddit
Ultimate inclusivety achievement
abortedaccount72@reddit
Look man, if a hot chick’s got a penis I’m gonna want to see it. I think anybody that says otherwise is just lying
901_vols@reddit
Don't make yourself hard, and create a paradox worlhole
sufferingplanet@reddit
I see you're also a man of culture.
anugosh@reddit
Really not taking chances today, eh?
ApostatisZero@reddit
I think I'm gonna steal that
downvotedforwoman@reddit
Cheezeepants@reddit
when you dont know if they'll get mad at you for being transphobic or for not being transphobic
Filter55@reddit
Also makes people sounds like badass Streetfighter characters
Business-Emu-6923@reddit
The world is not ready for trans E. Honda
Stephenrudolf@reddit
Likely both on this sub.
RuralJaywalking@reddit
It’s ok to be transphobic if you’re doing it in a horny way.
NoLuck6463@reddit
I'm assuming e page had something to do with the fappening?
ElBusAlv@reddit
Who?
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
Sethleoric@reddit
Literally who?
Shroom-TheSelfAware@reddit
Thanks, Hollywood pedophiles. Burn in hell or something
RyanSoup94@reddit
These posts really make it clear who’s an actual fan and who just found him cute pre-transition. You read his memoirs and he makes it pretty clear he got real tired of being sexualized by creeps and weirdos.
Renkij@reddit
Why did she pay any attention though? Like just leave social media.
RyanSoup94@reddit
Because it wasn’t just social media, obviously.
Renkij@reddit
And that's why Hollywood invented gated communities.
You could even live in a Texas fuck off hidden mansion and put a "trespassers will be shot on sight" sign.
RyanSoup94@reddit
People still gotta work, chief.
RyanSoup94@reddit
Lmao I would get downvoted to shit here. Grow up.
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
ok
Judg3_Dr3dd@reddit
Who’s Steve Jobs?
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
She was a cute, and a damn decent actress too. The movie “Super” with her in it really did something to me.
Really sucks though
health_throwaway195@reddit
Do you know what movie the picrel is from?
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Juno IIRC
Ronin_777@reddit
It’s from Whip it, not Juno
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Yo
Jimothius@reddit
Great movie, highly recommend.
cunny_mating_press@reddit
Fucking destroyed herself
NotPierpaoloPozzati@reddit
What’s ligma?
skankhunt1983@reddit
Who is that cutie?
Top-Commander@reddit
Ellen, Elliot, Evergreen Terrace 742 what ever my dick is rated E for everyone
LordBucketheadthe1st@reddit
general_bonesteel@reddit
Uhhh... Hopefully not the same E like in games. How about an inclusive R?
PossiblyAWorm@reddit
I’m just glad that he’s happy. His acting was really good in Umbrella Academy and you can tell he’s more comfortable on screen after transition.
Fizzier@reddit
I hated how they made umbrella academy all about their identity for a whole season. They could’ve left it at a singular conversation where everyone is like “great cool” but they kept drawing it out.
PossiblyAWorm@reddit
I wouldn’t say that. For the most part it was just great cool. It only was drawn out because the siblings were separated for a lot of the show so like 4 of them would know but oh shit Klaus is here and Klaus didn’t know now. For the most part it was p much on the back burner it seemed. At least more than most shows handle it.
Fizzier@reddit
Guess you’re the reason they went with another season at all. Most people that watched probably thought it was too much and that’s why they only did one follow up season - of which my gf and I didn’t even finish because of all the changes that were clearly different from source material and felt entirely disjointed from the original concept.
originalregista21@reddit
I stopped watching the show because their character made a cardboard silhouette look like an oscar winner. Any enjoyment and entertainment I felt completely disappeared the second Vanya was on screen. I reached levels of boredom I never thought possible.
Deminos2705@reddit
Forgot about e page,
dr_cow_9n---gucc@reddit
Did he never really seem kinda off to anyone else? I always knew there was something up. Being trans tracks.
gazing_the_sea@reddit
Let's see if in 10 years he's happy or dead, it seems that this is just the public layer of a stronger issue
LankyPen3532@reddit
*His
Herzyr@reddit
Anon found a new hatred of trans people, for they took away one of his childhood crushes...
downvotedforwoman@reddit
PussyDeconstructor@reddit
What are you talking about ?
Go back to Gotham asylum, schizo.
untakenu@reddit
It's Arkham. Arkham Aslume. Are you stupid?
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
Rejukem@reddit
Return of the Simple Jack
ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit
GOODBYE MOWMA
NOW YOU CAN HAVE ICE CREAM IN HEAVEN
😭😭😭
RuralJaywalking@reddit
Has Elliot employed your services PussyDeconstructor?
FinestCrusader@reddit
Actual Aslume patient trying to accuse others
Horror_Rub8609@reddit
Highly regarded
paco-ramon@reddit
Is Arkham Asylum.
alek_98@reddit
Romanian gypsy
MistaPeep@reddit
It’s Arkham Asylum you fraudster
maninahat@reddit
Anon probably still has plenty of children crushes.
gillswimmer@reddit
I remember when he first came out a few months later there was a clickbait article with the headline, "Elliot Page topless photos". My dumbass was like, sweet, tits! Then the article had a topless photo of him post top surgery. I was a little disappointed, though happy for him.
ElonSucksBallz@reddit
Who's Steve Jobs?
lce_Fight@reddit
Hollywood is a messed up place.
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
It's well done.
ChonkyUnit9000@reddit
Ya , beyond two souls was mega ,
Sadelf9@reddit
Im kinda surprised so many dudes were into elliot page as a woman. I did but..I'm also a woman lmao
originalregista21@reddit
Why are you surprised people were into a very cute woman?
Honest_Entertainer_3@reddit
Whats Steve jobs?
gazerbeam-98@reddit
I’m not gay I’m deeply closeted
Lead_resource@reddit
Did something happen to Emma Watson???
liberalhellhole@reddit
This is Ellen page from beyond two souls or juno
Sheep03@reddit
She's in s2 of trailer park boys too. Her acting goes from shit at the start to pretty decent by the end of her stint on the show.
dajoos4kin@reddit
Hard candy was pretty good too
YoungDiscord@reddit
Anon caring as if he ever had a chance with her lol
foxy4096@reddit
What's ligma?
endelehia@reddit
Who's Joe?
Scottish_Whiskey@reddit
Joe Swanson, Peter Griffins’ next-door neighbour
mischievous_shota@reddit
Joe Mama's hairy balls lmao
Ok_Implement_555@reddit
Ligma balls
Stlr_Mn@reddit
Whats ligma?
itsthateasylol@reddit
It killed Steve Jobs
Kantoloh@reddit
Who?
scrumptipus@reddit
ligma balls
scrumptipus@reddit
https://i.redd.it/npsc3yqngdde1.gif
eakeasyspay@reddit
Enrico_Tortellini@reddit
blurredphotos@reddit
Does this mean hamburger phones are no longer cool?
op8040@reddit
Poor pizza hut
Tequila2Dance@reddit
Who?
Meowmixer21@reddit
He name is Sugondeez
Suck on deez nuts!
Ha! Gottem!
girlgamerpoi@reddit
What's with her jaw in this picture? Does she usually hide them well with hair?
AndrewTheSouless@reddit
Bro Is so transphobic he transvestigates a trans person pre-transition
Traditional_Yam1503@reddit
It’s harsh, but…
Real and gay.
twofacetoo@reddit
You misspelled 'Jews'
gyroqx@reddit
Sigma balls