Trainee refuses to wear industry-standard diaper

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rollon34@reddit

You could rely on some dumbass stuck in a truck with no life to figure out a semi good shit post.

This is you guys

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polarjunkie@reddit

We can tell you are constipated, an adult diaper would help with that.

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ComprehensiveNail416@reddit

It’s semi good, because he’s a semi professional sitting in a semi truck….ill see myself out now

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Automatic_Pea_7570@reddit

Hey I’m semi retired, this adult diaper concept really opened up my schedule.

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Insciuspetra@reddit

It’s not putting the diaper on that bothers me, it’s taking the diaper off that’s the issue.

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polarjunkie@reddit

I was a trainer for a while, if you need any help taking it off I'll be glad to help.

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Insciuspetra@reddit

Thanks, but someone suggested using the pool at the Marriott.

It’s work well the last two times.

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Rocangus@reddit

Just put a fresh diaper on over the soiled one.

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Insciuspetra@reddit

Air ride seats and triple diapers with memory shit.

Now that’s a cushy job.

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Might have to be more careful with food choices.

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Interesting_End_4661@reddit

Dude, just hook up your catheter and let it flow into a bottle for some fresh trucker piss. Any other method is too much work.

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Q7017@reddit

I had a trainer kind of like that when I first started 15 years ago.

Leaving him and the carrier prematurely was probably my second best career decision, next to getting into tankers.

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Lowrider6270@reddit

Your a dumbass!!! Diapers really. That's nasty. And put anything my food. You would be missing Teeth & jawbone.

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Diaper? Why you wasting time putting on diapers when you could be trucking? You got soft hands or something? Piss and shit your pants like a real trucker. Next thing this guy going to say is he drinks his Fireball from a shot glass... Chug that shit from the bottle!

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Gemmasterian@reddit

You chug it? That takes time!!! I just boof a gallon a day ROLL ON

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

Mmmmm boofin the fireball…D’oh! It burns! 😂

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Tart-Resident@reddit

Spicy farts 🤣😂

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2010p7b@reddit

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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DriftingOnWater@reddit

Fireball enema.

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MassiveBoner911_3@reddit

Just turn on adaptive cruise control, lower the window and spray shit all over the cars behind you.

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

Drink? Bottle? Real men smash it on the dash and snort it.

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ChoneFigginsStan@reddit

My ten hour reset is only 18 minutes long. I no ain’t got time yo be replacing my drawers everyday. Thats why I replaced my driver seat with a toilet, and cut a hole in the floor.

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FutureCorpse699@reddit

I cut a hole in the floor of my Vulva so I don’t have to waste time with diapers anymore. Just scoot the seat back and do my business… you know what I mean, buddy?

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Oramoslopez@reddit

Sounds like that newbie has a mind of his own, good for him. Maybe he can find a decent job somewhere else where he won't have to soil himself to make a living. My boss is hiring in Colorado if interested.

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Electrical-One-4925@reddit

Hell brothr I fast for days at a time, no need to piss or shit at all and good for cholestol and biabeetus. You need to focus on the road and not on food rookie. You’ll get it when you get some more experience out here on the road been driving for a while 6 months only taking vitamins and gettin my fluids from a saline bag

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NomadTruckerOTR@reddit

Tell him to shit in a bag instead to save time

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FloppyTacoflaps@reddit

Lmfao!!!!! This is Gold jerry!!

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chiquis69@reddit

Shit in his pants to assert dominance

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Ok_Growth1272@reddit

😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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RobertsFakeAccount@reddit

Dominance is not established unless the subservient is wearing said pants when shat in.

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imjusthere471@reddit

I've been trucking since I was 15 (52 now) and never wore one. If I need to stop. I stop. Quit the BS on its a industry standard.

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justdan76@reddit

It’s possible that OP is making a joke

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Skarvha@reddit

If he is it’s a very bad one

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Any_Shopping1633@reddit

Everyone knows truck drivers and astronauts wear diapers to drive across the country.

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Due-Pilot-7443@reddit

You going deep on this comment.. half truth with a funny part..

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J3wb0cca@reddit

Oh yeah I saw Flying J put out their latest line of diapers, high quality material. Much better than Sinclair’s. But not as good as Mavericks.

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OptiKnob@reddit

..."I’ve been putting pubes in his sandwiches for a little quiet revenge,..."

What a fucking asshole.

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OptiKnob@reddit

Doesn't want to be like trump. That's understandable.

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Rare_Drink8738@reddit

After reading some of these comments I get why it smells like Amarillo in different states on the highway! Dumping manure along the way 😂

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joepancakez@reddit

I really hope both of these posts are a joke.

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Sabre_Stryke@reddit

If the posts aren't a joke, the person who posted them are...

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CautiousConfidence22@reddit

diaper? real truckers have a shit bucket installed under their seat. If you’re using the bathroom you’re not trucking

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ExistentialDreadness@reddit

This is the ‘Murcia I know.

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Level_305@reddit

This is sarcasm btw if you saw the other post

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Domino-Danjo@reddit

Ngl I could have suspended my disbelief but op fumbled the bit by adding the “pubes in the sandwich” bit

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19Miles84@reddit

Trollpost

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shadowmib@reddit

More trolls

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Rex_Uru@reddit

Fake click bait

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Seanw59@reddit

“Make diapers great again!”

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Lavasioux@reddit

Have you tried slapping the shit out of him? Maybe start there...

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Mistermeena@reddit

If he won't wear the diaper you're just going to have to hit a truckstop and make him shit under the trailer at the fuel island

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Castingnowforever@reddit

I heard that some people just cut a hole in the floor of their truck.

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ramanw150@reddit

Put a bucket over it with the bottom cut off. They have toilet seat tops for buckets. Problem solved.

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Castingnowforever@reddit

Or just wear a diaper... wait a minute.

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right_lane_kang@reddit

Mods... are you even modding?

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COVFEFE-4U@reddit

Diapers are for rookies. Real veterans use a catheter and colostomy bag.

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your_daily_average@reddit

You guys shit and piss on the job? Rookies, a real man bottles it in till the last minute

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ValuableShoulder5059@reddit

I mean I bottle it myself. Sometimes I even run it through a second time if it doesn't come out ripe enough on the first pass.

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LimpingAsFastAsICan@reddit

I just got the Idiocracy-inspired Ass Pass™. It's a toilet built into the seat, so I can get crap done while I get crap done.

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ValuableShoulder5059@reddit

I really wanna get one for the truck though. No more piss bottles. No more stopping to go. No more urgent waddles while parked as close as possible (the fuel island usually, you don't gotta get fuel to park there ya know, but people do get upset if you park for say more then an hour or two)

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thedarwintheory@reddit

Go away

Im baitin

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MirrorOne6914@reddit

Well... That explains the smell.