Have any of you met any famous British comedians in real life?

Used to see Sir Paul Daniels in stringfellows All the time. When he needed a lovely piss he had a habit of taking his Willy out at the table and he’d flick it the whole walk to the gents. If you caught his eye he’d growl “ya wanna see me yellow onions too?” Thankfully when he had to plop he’d just crab walk towards the gents. Always turded in the urinals unfortunately he’d laugh on the way out saying “let the cleaners deal with that they’re only foreign anyway”. Micky Barrymore told me it’s because he’s a warlock. An Absolute belter of a man though.