Had a rare win, hunting down new employees is not my job.

Posted by cptadder@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 283 comments

Simple setup, a new user out fancy new head of media relations was due to start yesterday. I've had their laptop ready to go since last week, account logged in temp password setup and a company cell phone ready to go.

I spent most of yesterday deep in an equipment prep rollout and we just started equipment again after a six month freeze so people are circling IT trying to see if they can get shinny new laptops or desktop which are honestly last year stock we bought to help Dell clear out it's warehouses.

But all day I wondered where was that new media manager?

Turns out as per the angry meeting I got pulled into between the director of IT, the department head and the HR manager said new employee was brought in taken on a tour then left to set up in her brand new office and left there for four hours before she went home on her own because IT never showed up to setup her equipment.

Cue an angry meeting about how IT dropped the ball and as the bus barreled toward me my saint of an IT Director asks the simple question of who told IT that said media manager was onsite.

Eyes turned to look a department head to said she sure she left I message l, I offer to pull yesterday call logs. She declines and tells us we need to do better, head of HR steps in and asks bluntly why she deviated from on onboarding process (we have one, no one ever follows it except HR who wrote it). Four more minutes are spent in attempt blame shifting and ass covering before the meeting is called to an end.

And now I sit enjoying a nicer morning than I expected. Hey at least I get to meet that new employee today assuming yesterday didn't scare them off.