What happened to curved croissants?
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angel_0f_music@reddit
Huh. I never thought about croissants not being as curves as they once were. I wonder if the straighter shape makes it easier to fit on shelves or takes up less space in general for packaging purposes?
WhaleMeatFantasy@reddit
Despite the name, most French croissants are in fact straight.
Lazz_R@reddit
I can't believe I never realised "croissant" is just "crescent" in French
BobDobbsHobNobs@reddit
Just wait till you find out the French know them as a type of Viennoiseries and they originated in Austria (around the time of the Muslim seige of Vienna)
90210fred@reddit
This is fighting talk to a Hungarian who have a similar, but OBVIOUSLY Hungarian version of the story
BobDobbsHobNobs@reddit
The fr*nch probably call them that just to sow dissent between the glorious Austro-Hungarians
fieldsofanfieldroad@reddit
French is a much less romantic language once you actually understand it. Their word for rainbow is "arc in sky".
boostman@reddit
They’re called ‘cow horn bun’ in Chinese (roughly).
WanderlustZero@reddit
I only realised when I heard the Islamic Red Crescent referred to as 'le croissant rouge'
Kind_Ad5566@reddit
Le soixante-neuf
blueberryjamjamjam@reddit
except for those of them who are gay
Ohnoyespleasethanks@reddit
Who is gay?
ByronsLastStand@reddit
Why are you geh?
Heathenry2@reddit
Who says I’m gay?
ByronsLastStand@reddit
You. You are geh!
mrmadadam1987@reddit
Do you perform the natural obligations?
Heathenry2@reddit
Who say I’m gay
aaltendorff@reddit
The French.
itsfeckingfreezing@reddit
The French
CanYouEvenCount@reddit
Louder this time. Who's gay?
C0rnishStalli0n@reddit
THE FRENCH!
_Diskreet_@reddit
We can’t hear you in the back
SoundwaveG188@reddit
les français
ChelseaGem@reddit
Lezzer français.
ive-been-bamboozled@reddit
I prefer to ask for a non traditional sexual preference croissant.
SteampunkFemboy@reddit
Arent they those croissants with the vanilla cream and apricots?
mostly_kittens@reddit
They never used to be. We want all over France on holiday when I was a kid and they were always curved.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Possibly, but they don't fit in the toaster as well which is what matters most.
Outside_Break@reddit
You TOAST croissants????
vickylaa@reddit
I specifically bought a toaster with a lil removable rack you can add on top for toasting weird shaped/crumbly stuff like croissants, it should be on everyone's toaster shopping criteria.
Alternatively you could probably just prop an actual baking rack above the toaster for similar effect.
wildOldcheesecake@reddit
I just pop it in the air fryer
Thestolenone@reddit
Mine has a built in rack that you pop up for toasting bread rolls, it works really well.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
This is a great hack.
RunawayPenguin89@reddit
I microwave mine. 10 second blast after buttering. Perfection
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Too soggy. Toaster is the way to go.
HenryChinaski92@reddit
… you’re both wrong, low heat in the oven.
JFC.
i_like_the_wine@reddit
A microwaved croissant? What in the sogginess...
HenryChinaski92@reddit
A microwaved croissant is as disappointing as I am to my girlfriend, on a Friday night after one too many whiskies.
ErrrorWayz1@reddit
Volcano rim... 2 seconds... run prior to consuming
C4rl34@reddit
This is the way
pm_me_your_amphibian@reddit
Air fryer or oven is the way
RunawayPenguin89@reddit
Too crispy. Microwave
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
"Too crispy." Said no-one about a croissant ever.
SlightProgrammer@reddit
I actually have...
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
You've got to give us more that that. Where? When? Was it burnt?
ARobertNotABob@reddit
...do you have names and addresses of witnesses..?
RunawayPenguin89@reddit
I just did!
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Couldn't hear you over the crunch of my TOASTED croissant.
heliskinki@reddit
You put butter on a croissant? Even the French don't do that - it's 90% butter already!!
RunawayPenguin89@reddit
Butter, bacon and some cheddar. The French don't know everything
heliskinki@reddit
They know a lot about clogged arteries.
RunawayPenguin89@reddit
Good job it's only a rare treat then
i_like_the_wine@reddit
My first thought! They're big, like...do you squash them flat first? In which case, travesty.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Slice them in half.
OkDonkey6524@reddit
Lol what a fucking mess I'd make of the toaster if I tried that.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Top tip You butter it once out of the toaster.
C1t1zen_Erased@reddit
My brother in cholesterol, a croissant is already mostly butter.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
In that case it's increasing the portion size.
Andyman286@reddit
Once warmed (anyway you like) I like to carefully cut it open with a very sharp bread knife (starting from the middle, it works surprisingly well) then butter one side and jam on the other side. Close it up and eat it like a sandwich. Delicious!
Ianhw77k@reddit
I like your way of thinking. Plenty of butter on a warm croissant 🥐
OkDonkey6524@reddit
Thanks, but I'm more concerned about half of the croissant getting trapped in the toaster.
FlatCapNorthumbrian@reddit
Toast them under the grill.
Splodge89@reddit
Despite being British, I happen to own a “toaster oven” like the yanks have. Perfect for toasting croissants. Yet to find any other use for it though….
Andyman286@reddit
Now replaced with an air fryer or I sometimes use my combi microwave oven.
ChampionshipOk5046@reddit
Could you do it with one of those panini sandwich grills with the lid that squishes down?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I've had that before it had cheese and tomato in it.
ChampionshipOk5046@reddit
I may go and buy one
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
You'll enjoy it.
Scruffybob@reddit
I press down on them hard with the back of a plate.
They stay in one piece nicely after that.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Good tip. If anyone has any more croissant in toaster tips please share to help out the uninformed.
2xtc@reddit
My tip is never put your croissants in the toaster, they go in the oven like it says on every single packet of croissants
Ianhw77k@reddit
Air fryer is the way to go, as usual.
Maninwhatever@reddit
I put mine on top of the toaster for a faster oven effect.
Pick_Up_Autist@reddit
I use a lighter and a can of deodorant for an even faster oven effect.
Horror_Reader1973@reddit
Squish the croissant 😳
itsnotmyreddit@reddit
There’s a Frenchman somewhere having night terrors
Steamrolled777@reddit
Baked beans on them?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Need to work on your toaster skills in that case.
darkguille@reddit
I think this says more about the quality of the croissants you’re getting and less about his toaster skills 😂
KyleOAM@reddit
Exactly, If the croissant can go in the toaster, it’s not the buttery flakey thing it’s meant to be
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
😂😂😂
Shaper_pmp@reddit
Why would you butter a croissant? It's like 30% butter by volume when they make it.
Do you dilute fresh orange juice with tap water too?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
No I add a extra squirt of orange, perhaps grate some zest onto it.
Shaper_pmp@reddit
Well played.
notouttolunch@reddit
I dilute fresh orange with tap water. I much prefer it.
Gblob27@reddit
Good on you.
As a butter lover myself, I was disappointed when being told I couldn't have butter with my croissant in Switzerland.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
How dare they!
colei_canis@reddit
My toaster would leave a croissant resembling the Battle of fucking Agincourt.
ErrrorWayz1@reddit
Yep the croissants being the French and the toaster the English and Welsh long bowmen
AggyResult@reddit
Just sounds like a fire hazard to me
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Oh yeah. Wait until just stale, slice, toast, and then add more butter. Mmm.
Outside_Break@reddit
I just need you to know that you’re really upset me with what you’ve shared here tonight.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Try it, trust me. I'm sure it's a Gordon Ramsay recipe.(Well maybe not but it is sooooooo good.) Just wait until you find out about a toast sandwich.
DarthScabies@reddit
Mrs Beeton recipe.
Mattechoo@reddit
“Salt and pepper to taste”. 🤣
DarthScabies@reddit
They made one on a food episode of QI once and gave it to Romesh Ranganathan. He said he enjoyed it. 😂
Pick_Up_Autist@reddit
A toast sandwich? That sounds horrendous, you won't catch me eating that instead of my usual bread toastie.
JorisBonsonn@reddit
Poor man's club sandwich
uncertain_expert@reddit
Don’t try this at a hotel buffet breakfast - they have a habit of catching fire in the conveyor-belt toasters.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Hahaha. Speaking from experience?
uncertain_expert@reddit
Once was my fault, but I have seen it many times.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Excellent. I want to give it a go now.
jaggington@reddit
Those conveyor belt toasters make excellent cheese on toast. And when the melted cheese drips onto the element below, it doesn’t catch fire straight away, so you get to see the show whilst comfortably seated at your table. Sadly, the hotel appointed a staff member to oversee the new toaster on the second day.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Jobs worths always spoil the fun.
Eryeahmaybeok@reddit
Of course!
Have you ever been to a hotel/motel where you toast your own bread and someone has stuck a croissant in the machine and it's now got stuck and on fire and the dining room is filling with smoke?
Mr_Chardee_MacDennis@reddit
Girl did this for me at a cafe I regularly went on work breaks around 10 years ago after insisting how great it was. I’ve never looked back. OP, you’ve got it right.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Damn right I have! Thanks for the support.
t90fan@reddit
... do you not?
thehopethatkilledus@reddit
Nah, they’re having us on. Right OP?
Bambisaur-@reddit
I pop them on top of the toaster gently on the lowest setting do they don't burn, splayed out, after slicing them almost fully in half (like a book)
ErrrorWayz1@reddit
How the fuck do you toast a croissant you absolute nutter?
It's flaky by design
Trebus@reddit
Get with the modern times, daddio.
Hoy one into the airfryer instead. Crisps it up nicely, plus as it's a level surface you can throw a bit of honey or whatever you like inside and it warms that up nicely too.
Ok-Armadillo-4160@reddit
Or just warm them in the oven?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
More power hungry, think of the environment.
slushpubbie@reddit
I make croissants and you are absolutely right. Or so I'm told by an actual french baker. They just fit on baking trays better!
ChampionshipOk5046@reddit
Maybe just easier more efficient to have them squirting out off stationary nozzles, onto a conveyor belt, than nozzles that have to make crescent shapes. Like they used to do by hand.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I don't think they can squirt that kind of pastry. Must be rolled. Even if by a machine how hard to have slightly slower middle conveyor and two faster outer ones that then push the ends in and curl it.
SirGeorgeAgdgdgwngo@reddit
Good thinking. I'll go with less ingredients resulting in a slightly smaller and cheaper final, straight croissant.
Certain-Cucumber9155@reddit
As global warming progresses and the planet gets hotter, the croissant unrolls from its curved shape. When they're curved they're in a defensive position, huddled up in a ball to conserve energy. Since it's getting warmer the poor buggers get too hot so straightened up. Unfortunately for them this gives a larger area to grab hold of, allowing them to fall prey to being devoured by my big mouth
Mindless_Ride7894@reddit
What’s the opposite of a croissant?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I don't know.
Mindless_Ride7894@reddit
A cross uncle.
mattylocke@reddit
Straight-flation
lenin1921@reddit
Any trans? Croissants ,i mean.
ConnieMarbleIndex@reddit
replaced by bendy bananas
Knocks24@reddit
The key question is; who the fuck cares?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I do and I think I did explain why.
nathanab227@reddit
Woke
BandicootObjective32@reddit
We used to have those every Sunday when I was little. I'd be made to stand on the doorstep and brush all the crumbs off as my parents would insist on me dressing for church before breakfast.
I'd always assumed it was because filled croissants became more of a thing, whether almond, chocolate or cheese and ham and that they were easier to fill
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
They are messy but the best food is.
A slice of ham is round surely that's easier to get into a rounded shape croissant and a cheese slice is square not long etc.
malcolite@reddit
The croissants they sell in New Orleans are absolutely plastered with icing sugar. You get the flaky crumbs but you also end up looking like you’ve just walked off the set of Goodfellas.
2021isrubbish@reddit
Traditionally curved croissants signify made with margarine or cheaper fat, with straight croissants made from butter.
Pretty sure many straight croissants on sale are not all butter, so maybe some sneaky marketing to dump "inferior" shape whilst still using cheaper ingredients.
Rafiq07@reddit
I always felt like the straight croissants were superior tbh, so I haven't missed the curved ones.
malcolite@reddit
They’re all gonna be curved by the time they reach your lower intestine.
skipperseven@reddit
By (French) law only all butter croissants may be straight. I suppose all butter ones could also be crescent shaped, but ones with margarine may never be straight and must be curved.
Deerslyr101571@reddit
Yes!
I would hazard to guess that you would be throwing money away if you curved an all-butter croissant in France. The boulangerie I popped into that had dairy-free croissants was selling them for much less than the butter croissants.
Deerslyr101571@reddit
This is the answer. Found this out while I was spending a week in Carcassonne, France and a boulangerie had "dairy free" croissants. So I asked. Yes... even the French will make them with non-dairy fats.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Interesting. They always had "all butter" on the packaging.
EyeAlternative1664@reddit
If you’re buying them in packets they are barely worth the name croissant.
2xtc@reddit
Yeah they're about 70% butter, you really, really don't need to add more
heliskinki@reddit
The last time I ever used butter on a croissant was when we had a French lady staying with us, she was shocked. "I am French, and even we don't add butter to the croissant".
Chippiewall@reddit
In fairness, the butter in the croissant is going to be of far higher quality than whatever butter you found to spread on it.
mebutnew@reddit
Only if you use inferior butter.
heliskinki@reddit
In France maybe. Not from Tesco.
ThePolymath1993@reddit
The country that invented goose torture pate isn't really in a position to clutch their pearls over anyone else buttering baked goods.
heliskinki@reddit
Hah hah - fair point.
findingbezu@reddit
Or… successful treatment of CPD, Croissant Peyronie’s Disease.
Serious_Escape_5438@reddit
Oh, I just commented something similar about Spain, but the curved ones are lard, butter used to be rare.
Jordan_Vuko@reddit
I think I remember reading a complaint statement from Tesco stating they are making croissants straight for ease of use by customer, Anyone remember that?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
"Croissant ease of use". Haha.
PopTrogdor@reddit
Curved ones fucking SUCK. Because if I need to cut it to put a filling, it crumbles and breaks and snaps in those curves and is awkward.
Straight (normal) croissants are superior in every way. Also something about butter versus fats
wink45@reddit
I believe that the two different shapes were to identify which ones are made with butter or margarine. Ones with the ends curved in were margarine. I may be wrong
Mr_sci3ntist@reddit
You seen them French men from France? They've got curved croissants. Curved. Croissants.
roseofcassidycaravan@reddit
Do you get to the Pret district often?
zorp_shlorp@reddit
I used to have curved croissants like you, and then I took an arrow to the knee
Azul-J@reddit
What’s the matter? Somebody stole your curved croissant?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Well I don't have any. So yes.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Hahaha
MysteriousGas420@reddit
It’s probably because they can fit more in an o en to bake at once the cheap fucks
charlibeau@reddit
You can fit more croissants on a baking tray if they aren’t curved. More efficient
PKblaze@reddit
Too many Australians confused them for boomerangs.
laaldiggaj@reddit
It's like those triangular crumpets all over again!
Renegade_Roo@reddit
Never mind that... What the hell happened in the comments?!
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Beats me. It's only croissant talk.
WehingSounds@reddit
Selective breeding
BigDonMega10@reddit
mccancelculture@reddit
EU banned them. If you want curved croissants you have to crash your economy. We did it to get curvy bananas. Turns out we already had curvy bananas but I still believe it was worth it.
Apprehensive_Goat_50@reddit
Oh I think I remember hearing about this a while back, people were complaining to supermarkets about the trouble of putting spreads on curved croissants cause the spread would fall of the knife and that’s why they’re made differently now, take this with a pinch of salt I could be way off the mark
Admirable_Candy2025@reddit
One way means made with butter and the other way means made with margarine. That’s what I was told on a school trip to France 30yrs ago anyway.
trysca@reddit
I recently watched a video where a 'top French pastry chef' mentioned that the straight type is the modern method and curved is the traditional way but requires an extra cut to make properly. In Italy they are usually straight.
titlrequired@reddit
EU made them straight.
tomatopartyyy@reddit
A few things:
Personally I prefer the look of a curved croissant but it's been 10 years since I worked anywhere that shaped them that way and even they swapped over while I was there to save a bit of time. It's just more effort for no real gain in an industry where margins are paper thin.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Best answer yet! Thank you.
tomatopartyyy@reddit
No problem!
As for the caramel - there's always food trends, they come and go 🤷 funnily enough, basically every pastry chef has always put salt in caramel forever, it helps balance the sweetness and intensify the flavour. I would argue most things labelled salted caramel nowadays are just made with the amount of salt that would have just been added as standard in a restaurant or bakery setting. A proper salted caramel needs to go beyond the point where the salt enhances the flavours to where it is dominant, like sweet and salty popcorn.
a_engie@reddit
someone brought a ruler
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Protractor, my friend, protractor.
a_engie@reddit
sir, you use a ruler to make straight lines and measure them, you use a protractor to measure curves.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Exactly
frustratedworker1989@reddit
I heard the curved ones are made with margarine and Straight ones with butter.
Could be wrong though
Deep_Banana_6521@reddit
they went back to france.
MrWldUplsHelpMyPony@reddit
Brevity, innit.
WynterRayne@reddit
Don't know, but I found something in America that I need here.
Bacon and egg on a croissant instead of in bread
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
You can get that here.
jamesbeil@reddit
Global warming.
Not cold enough in the morning to cause crossaint shrinkage.
gunther_higher@reddit
Harder to pack efficiently I imagine. You probably fit 5 straight ones in the same space you could fit 2 and half curved ones
SwordTaster@reddit
Tesco did it because people said it made it easier to spread stuff on them
Bernardmark@reddit
A ridiculous article from the time:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/feb/20/in-a-twist-tescos-decision-to-stop-selling-curved-croissants-sparks-debate
ArgumentativeNutter@reddit
so the french are a marmite country, interesting
jb28737@reddit
omg was this really 2016.... I feel old
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Thanks for this. Very helpful!
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Then the others followed suit I guess? People are idiots if they can't spread on slightly curved croissant. How do they do a bagel? That goes all the way around.
lost_send_berries@reddit
They probably come from the same factory, they changed it due to inflation and Tesco made up a story for PR.
SwordTaster@reddit
People are indeed stupid af
Z_120908@reddit
When France britain were teens, the two nations loved each other, and Frances * got and ** britain. 6 months later, the US was born.
SwitchBitchRD@reddit
It's 2 different recipes: traditionnal croissants are curved but made with margerine whereas straight ones are with butter!
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
But where are they? None in the UK any more.
fernzy93@reddit
Damn you're right OP I used to remember my mum getting me those curved croissants from tesco every weekend when I was a teen
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Where'd they go?
jordansrowles@reddit
He and his mum ate them all
ALCATryan@reddit
Someone needs to set them straight
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Could have left some for the rest of us. 🙄
FenianBastard847@reddit
Brilliant🤣🤣
izzyeviel@reddit
Go to an actual bakery instead of Greggs.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I do actually. Why don't you get your facts before commenting.
mypoopscaresflysaway@reddit
The first pic is a Cornetto (Italian croissant)
hoitjancker@reddit
Many moons back when I worked part time in M&S, I heard some old bloke loudly grumble to his wife that the croissants they sold were no longer curved “because of the Jews that run the company”… so make of that what you will.
MrFeatherstonehaugh@reddit
Crazy, isn't it? Especially since the French word 'croissant', translated into English, literally means 'gnarly pincer'
As for the caramel thing, when we signed up to the Greater Antarctic Trade Settlement treaty in 2021, the production of un-salted caramel and un-pulled pork became illegal.
For phytosanitary and animal welfare reasons.
heysanatomy1@reddit
I thought crossiant was crescent?
MrFeatherstonehaugh@reddit
"Un croissant, la pince noueuse, hoh-hoh-hoh!"
quakermass@reddit
No no that doesn’t sound right at all.
crystalstarling@reddit
Gnarly pincer sounds like someone trying to rebrand croissants to appeal to manly masculine men. "Sick of fruity frou frou croissants? Have a gnarly pincer, now with extra testosterone!"
Shaper_pmp@reddit
I mean fair's fair - if you're going to slaughter a pig for food, the least you can do is give it a quick tug first.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Thanks for answering the caramel question. I knew it'd be something like that. 😂
Izwe@reddit
My theory is that it's because salt exaggerates flavour, so you can use half as much caramel with a bit of salt and get the same level of flavour, which saves them money.
spooky_upstairs@reddit
Maybe this?
spooky_upstairs@reddit
WHAT are these controversial deleted croissant comments?
sbaldrick33@reddit
Maybe the EU banned them.
Hey, tell that to some brain-dead fucker and they'll probably believe it.
Ok_Astronaut_3235@reddit
Same as the bananas. God damn these folks in Brussels still up in our veg :/
ohmyblahblah@reddit
They took the bend from the croissants to put back into the bananas 😅
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I bet you like salted caramel.
sbaldrick33@reddit
I do, as it goes.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I knew it.
Green_Efficiency2314@reddit
Laziness happened
Beatnuki@reddit
Same conspiracy that straightened all the bananas.
Fall down the rabbit hole enough and everything goes back to the dastardly machinations of Big Wonky
Evening_Common2824@reddit
The bender was sick that day...
HEEHAWMYDUDE@reddit
“You hear about them warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved croissants.”
Glow1x@reddit
Brexit
Suspicious-B33@reddit
They're still curved on the continent. Not so much in the UK, though they definitely taste better kinky.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Doesn't everything?
Suspicious-B33@reddit
Yes. Yes it does.
realitycheque84@reddit
They straightened themselves out.
Brutal-Gentleman@reddit
Croissant.. Crescent.
They are super to be curved, but they take up more room in the oven and in packaging.
So profit comes before design
willem_79@reddit
I think it indicates they are made with butter: it’s a quality thing.
szandor66@reddit
Today i learned two things- the French don’t butter a croissant and the curved ones aren’t made with butter- mind blown..off to bed to rest..
Party-Grab216@reddit
late to the party but last week I saw a news article that said they'd ditched the curved croissants because the British were finding it too difficult to spread butter or jam on them.
oh! I found it!
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/supermarket-eliminates-curved-croissants-blames-spreadability-n521571
Slight_Armadillo_227@reddit
Bloody ~~PC~~ EU gone mad
OthmarGarithos@reddit
They made them so curved they kept returning to the bakery every time they sent them out.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
🪃
Tall-Ad3171@reddit
Whilst on the topic of croissants I must say, the fresh croissants from Sainsbury’s are by far the best I’ve had.
Better than any stale ones you’ll get from a hipster coffee shop.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Definitely good, the CO-OP ones have been lacking in recent years but they used to be the best.
Pentax25@reddit
Cheaper ingredients is probably one but also manufacturing. I used to work in a Sainsburys bakery and all the croissants and pastries come in to the store unbaked and frozen. The croissants are all straight as I guess it’s easier and cheaper for a machine to roll them that way.
Sometimes though you could let them defrost enough that they can be bent and make them into more of a curved shape but nothing like in your picture so it may also be something to do with the shape of the cone that’s used in rolling too. You can get packs of frozen ones in some stores that you can bake at home so you could give it a go
ggssmm1@reddit
In Argentina these curved ones are called media luna. Can't remember if they taste different from the flat ones
i_hate_pigeons@reddit
They are different than croissants, both are delicious though!
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I've not heard of them before; what are they?
*What's wrong with pigeons?
i_hate_pigeons@reddit
They are more chewy and less flaky, texture is closer to a brioche bread but a bit softer
You can find them in London (I think in BiFe resto have them) there's other similar type of pastries that use the same though
Pigeons once stole my medialunas
Silent-Detail4419@reddit
What you're describing sounds more like a cornetto, which is basically an Italian croissant (at least in Southern Italy and Sicily; in the north they're known as brioche). The difference between a cornetto and a croissant is that the former is made with butter and eggs, whereas croissant dough uses only butter.
i_hate_pigeons@reddit
They are probably inspired by those! Most bakers in argentina in the early 1900s were italian immigrants. But the texture and taste is different, medialunas being more chewy/closer to bread
https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/comments/wed546/medialunas_argentine_pastry_enriched_small/
newfor2023@reddit
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I might have to look out for those.
Are you sure you medialunas didn't steal a pigeon?
IngredientList@reddit
They're made with an enriched dough i.e. added eggs and butter (and sometimes vanilla).
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Sounds delicious.
Character-Load-2880@reddit
In the Netherlands they have both, the curved ones are bigger, cost a little more and are called Luxe croissants
Big_rizzy@reddit
Straight croissants are made with butter, curved ones are made with vegetable oil 🥐
JamesWoolfenden@reddit
In French law, the straights ones must be made with butter and the curved ones are margarine or any other monstrosity- see Crescent - Wikipedia so maybe we have more made with butter these days in th eUK. Don't ask how much butter is needed as i'm sure you really don't want to know.
JohnnyRyallsDentist@reddit
If you feel the need to toast (then butter) croissants, you aren't buying a good croissant.
JamesL25@reddit
Saw one about 30 minutes ago, it’s now in my stomach
Comfortable-Class576@reddit
Tesco probably buys them frozen. Perhaps, they share a supplier with most of the other major croissant sellers and someone woke up one day and decided to drop the curved one?
DeinOnkelFred@reddit
It's the fucking French, innit?!
Coming over 'ere with their "I'm gonna invade mainland Europe?" Disgrace.
Nelson. Wellington. They made croissants straight!
Hoosah. God Save The KING.
Boogaaa@reddit
It's the French punishing us for Brexit. We're now doomed to a life of straight croissants and bananas.
0ystercatcher@reddit
They were originally curved as its origin has to do with the siege Vienna. When the Austrians won the siege against the ottomans, they produced a curved the Croissant as a celebration. It was to symbolise the Ottoman crescent moon, which is on their flag. And by eating it was an insult to enemy.
In short, we are all eating a 500 years old insult Against the Ottomans. So should really be curved. I guess straight are just cheaper to make.
potatan@reddit
this sounds very much like a European version of the "pluck yew" two fingers etymological myth
ThornyDogs@reddit
Increased levels of viagra and cialis in the water supply.
JonRoberts87@reddit
EU croissant straigtening machine innit.
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
A top level comment (one that is not a reply) should be a good faith and genuine attempt to answer the question
B-A-D-N-E-W@reddit
There’s already a croissant straightening machine - it’s called woman!
Harrison204@reddit
That's not funny daryl. I repeat, not funny
HowCanYouBanAJoke@reddit
We should start baking horseshoe shaped baguettes in retaliation!
astromech_dj@reddit
Congratulations, you invented the pretzel again.
HowCanYouBanAJoke@reddit
I don't think it's the same consistency, don't you boil pretzels in water first?
Stormstar85@reddit
I think it’s both.. not that it helps.. haha.
Both pretzels and bagels have the same sort of dough.. ish.. maybe..
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I wonder if they'd work like boomerangs.
HowCanYouBanAJoke@reddit
Only one way to find out, to the bakery!
flohara@reddit
none of that gay french agenda
AnonymousRedditor39@reddit
They're turning the frogs gay and croissants straight.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Did frogs used to be straight?
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
😂
fireship4@reddit
Put them in the pan lowest heat, get 'em nice and crispy.
TheFemale72@reddit
“Defeated by bendy bread”
Responsible-Leg1919@reddit
Bet it’s just so you can fit more on the oven tray.
CaptainOats21Z7@reddit
I hate salted caramel.
R4FTERM4N@reddit
It's all metric now, my boy....
Creative-Job7462@reddit
This post has unlocked a memory.
I remember Sainsbury's used to sell them in a pack of 4 or 6, I can't remember.
People are saying they were made with cheaper butter but imo, they were delicious. They were moist and kind of addicting lol.
I'm devastated to realise they don't sell these anymore. I guess now I know why I don't buy croissants as often as I used to.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Yes yes yes. This is why I had to ask.
Creative-Job7462@reddit
By the way, I edited the comment and added some more info.
It seems like people struggling to spread jam on the round croissants is the reason why the supermarkets killed it 🫤
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
The kink was lost because of those that can't spread. What a shame.
UsuallyAnnoying324@reddit
People complained they were too difficult to spread butter on.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Thnaks. That's pathetic though, they manage a bagel.
Additional-Bonus4926@reddit
I think it has to do with the butter content!! Curved croissants are made with margarine and straight croissants are made with real butter 👍 🧈
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Someone else has said similar but the curved ones always had "all-butter" on the packaging.
haybayley@reddit
The salt balances out the sweetness of the caramel, making it less sickly. Many sweet things benefit from a tiny bit of salt - it’s a flavour enhancer, after all, and not just for savoury flavours. A tiny bit of salt in chocolate milk/milkshake, for example, really brings out and simultaneously compliments the sweetness of the chocolate. I recommend it.
Note that a fair bit of caramel back in the day would have had a bit of salt in it anyway for the above reasons, from either using salted butter or adding separate salt - it just wasn’t trendy to mention the salt until more recently.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I can appreciate that but I don't like that there so much now that I doesn't just enhance flavour it is the flavour.
relativelyignorant@reddit
Curved ones take up more room to bake I suppose, straightening them increases yield per tray.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I'm not sure about this because they are the same footprint in a different layout.
relativelyignorant@reddit
Round vs cylindrical footprint? Rounded edges are pretty inefficient. For example it’s possible to fit more shortbread fingers than shortbread rounds on a tray.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
For shortbread yes because it's all touching and packed together but croissants are baked with a lot of space so they don't merge when expanding.
Radiant-Mycologist72@reddit
I sometimes buy the fresh ones from lidl. Sometimes there are stuck together.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Ah. Do you have to pay for both or is it the one item given its singular form?
Radiant-Mycologist72@reddit
I should clarify, they are supposed to be loose and separate and bought individually. Occasionally, some have joined together during the baking process. They're not difficult to separate because they were mostly cooked before they were touching in the oven. Typically you would use tongs to selea croissant and a little shake is all that's needed to separate them.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I'd try and chance it. Say if they wanted to sell as two they should do the work of separating. They are nice from Lidl.
relativelyignorant@reddit
Hmm. Just spitballing. Maybe a baker will come along and solve the mystery. I’m certain it will be something mundane.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I hope a baker does find this and answer and that it is not mundane. I'd be happy for a maths based think to look at the yield per tray of each shape too.
Radiant-Mycologist72@reddit
It's probably something like 0.01p per 1000 croissants, but they'd still do it for the saving.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
To be honest I'd probably do the same thing to save a penny.
relativelyignorant@reddit
Certainly. When I said mundane, I meant something as mundane as cost and profit.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I know.
Early_Gift_3740@reddit
I’ve only ever seen those sold by Sainsbury’s in their packs of eight. Other shops never matched the shape, mind you haven’t bought those in ages so no idea if they’re still same shape
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I shop in all the supermarkets (except Asda) and often buy croissants I could have misses them but doubt it.
Early_Gift_3740@reddit
I honestly don’t know if they’re still do them this way. From what I remember- mind you , haven’t had those in over two years now- they were the best store bought croissants with that shape. They were sweeter and doughier, not as flaky in texture but goddamn delicious. Anyway, that’s me!
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
We all like what we like and there should be the option to choose what we like in the shop.
Early_Gift_3740@reddit
The second picture is the one I’m talking about, the Sainsbury’s one. Lidl do the straight ones from what I’ve seen. But if you can get those curvy ones from Sainsbury’s, they’re amazing
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Do they still do them?
Early_Gift_3740@reddit
As I said, no idea. Haven’t had them in over two years now. It’s not difficult to check
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Would you mind using your contacts and finding out then report back?
Early_Gift_3740@reddit
I would yes. You come out as trolling at this point , I was genuinely trying to give you my opinion on said French pastry. Don’t be rude
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
That last one was only meant as a joke. I appreciate the help. I don't often go to Sainsbury's so will try there.
Severe_Assumption_87@reddit
This is called Corek/acma, French stole from Anatolia
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I'm not sure it is.
ScaredyCatUK@reddit
Things I hate and everyone else seems to like
Salted caramel
Pulled pork.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I like pulled pork.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I think people have forgotten what unadultered caramel tastes like. Society is brainwashed into enjoying eating more salt.
redbullcat@reddit
Croissants? In the toaster? Sacrilege.
Either air fry or lightly grill them.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Why not deep fry?
Rude-Possibility4682@reddit
Probably something to do with getting more into the box/tray when they pack them. More product out on display and less wasted space.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Lots of people are suggesting this, I'm not sure about it but regardless of this is be happy to pay more if it costs more to do.
shadowhunter742@reddit
Probably just easier and cheaper to pack and ship
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I think they were far smaller though.
Serious_Escape_5438@reddit
I live in Spain and in most places in my area they have both shapes, curved are the traditional Spanish ones made with lard and straight are made with butter, which is increasingly popular. Not sure it's relevant there because as far as I know they've always been butter.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
It appears most countries use curved = cheaper.
Serious_Escape_5438@reddit
They're not actually cheaper normally here, it's more a preference, older people tend to prefer them as it's what they know. Butter ones have only become available in the last 10 years or so.
Willing-Primary-9126@reddit
Salted caramel is disgusting even though I still eat it just the name puts me off
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Haha, what's wrong with the name?
Willing-Primary-9126@reddit
It's two very opposing flavours & while it wouldn't bother me their being salt in caramel I wouldn't knowingly buy it like that
rice_fish_and_eggs@reddit
How do you feel about sweet and sour?
Willing-Primary-9126@reddit
Avoid it like the plague
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
I agree with this. I don't want apricot sauce on my chicken, thank you.
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Fair enough. I don't mind the flavour much but it'd be nice to not have the salt sometimes.
Willing-Primary-9126@reddit
Yh. We need a petition for more options
GeorgeFernsby@reddit (OP)
Yes we do! I think peppered caramel would go down well.
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