I looked down at a meal I make quite often and realized it might belong here

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I’m a bit OCD about making sure I get toppings spread evenly across the entire piece of bread to the edges, so this is stressing me out lol. But I used to love eating the toasted version of this as a kid, it’s 10x better warm

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

This is fresh out of the microwave! Very warm

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devb292@reddit

The crisp toast is what makes it more delicious though! lol

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ConsiderationLivid52@reddit

I guess when u run out of tp for your bunghole...

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makedamovies@reddit

Ngl, calling this a meal is a bit of stretch

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Jwchibi@reddit

I ate this a poor kid tried it as an adult and it wasn't a good. Would rather have cinnamon roll

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Effective-Poetry-249@reddit

I don't know why but watching how people eat like this ignites an uncontrollable rage inside me lol

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Adventurous_Day_9899@reddit

Dude that is a breakfast for slow kids . You can do better than that.

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MysticPing@reddit

This is how gout still exists

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ZambiSub@reddit

I thought it was a Vegemite and butter sandwich

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AloneFirefighter7130@reddit

same... although I wasn't sure if it might have been Marmite ;)

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

🇦🇺 outed yourself!

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wizardrous@reddit

Cinnamon and sugar on untoasted bread?

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

Nailed it, just didn’t realize the untoasted bread would rub some people the wrong way haha I like warm, buttery almost cake-like cinnoman bread.

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vaendeer@reddit

What brand of bread is it? Looks super soft and nice

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

It’s Publix brand white bread, Publix being a grocery store chain in Florida

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HTD-Vintage@reddit

I eat cinnamon toast multiple times per week, so I've gotta ask... what's stpping you from evenly distributing the butter and the cinnamon/sugar?

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

I just like having some bites be saturated

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

That sounds marvelously good. I agree that bread is better soft and squishy, not dried out in the toaster.

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DargonFeet@reddit

You can put it in the oven on broil to toast the top of the cinnamon/sugar and start to melt it. This also crisps up the edges of the bread and leaves the rest of the bread warm and super soft. It's so much better than room temp.

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

I would personally steam it in the oven with a pan of boiling water.

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Papapep9@reddit

No butter? Looks like something I want to try and make

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DreamCyclone84@reddit

You sound like the Devianart wonder bread guy.

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LorreCadaTiempo@reddit

Nothing goes bad! We’re on the honor system!

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InTheCageWithNicCage@reddit

So it is at least warmed up right?

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RedSparkls@reddit

Bro I think you’d love fairy bread

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turangan@reddit

Man I love cinnamon and brown sugar on barely toasted bread, lots of butter, delicious

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Incarnasean@reddit

Are we calling bread “untoasted bread” now?

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Kamelasa@reddit

Yes, when toasted is the default, that's how ya calls it!

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SCVerde@reddit

Raw toast.

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Bat-Eastern@reddit

... A meal

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rocketeerH@reddit

A succulent Chinese meal?

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Terradactyl87@reddit

He died last year 😞

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RAD_or_shite@reddit

He went to the great succulent place in the sky 🙏 🪦

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wildOldcheesecake@reddit

Quote this legend every time I order a Chinese

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inebriatus@reddit

Hello, human trafficking department? This one right here.

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wildOldcheesecake@reddit

No, we are not doing this again.

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lemon_witch@reddit

gentlemen... this is democrrracy manifest

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HerbalNinja84@reddit

Get your hand off my penis!

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AngelLK16@reddit

You are correct. 🤣

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Inevitable_Tea4879@reddit

I'd smash that

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Dizzy-Case-3453@reddit

Why don’t you want any flavour with your bottom right bite? Too hard to spread?

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

The crusts and especially that area of bread tends to get hard in the microwave, I like it all very squishy

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dusty__rose@reddit

MICROWAVE?

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knight_gastropub@reddit

OP might live in a dorm where the only cooking appliance is a microwave

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PhilsTinyToes@reddit

I’m outa here

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Dizzy-Case-3453@reddit

Good lord 🤣 how did you manage to make it worse with one response

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LauraPa1mer@reddit

Whaaaaaaat? Now there's a microwave involved? 😂

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jim_james_comey@reddit

😂 bro what?

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ZergHero@reddit

Fuck off m8

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squidwardsir@reddit

Healf

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Aspenmothh@reddit

Did you run out of toilet paper.. 😟

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OG_Pow@reddit

Money bread

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OG_Pow@reddit

I meant monkey bread lol

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

💰 🍞

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Kamelasa@reddit

Sure looks like classic dark bread mould in the thumbnail - lmao - quite a harvest!

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scfw0x0f@reddit

That’s bread with a … coating.

I’m not sure I want to know what it is…

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Possible_Abalone_846@reddit

OP ran out of toilet paper, clearly.

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Saaka_Souffle@reddit

The litter box in the back doesn't inspire confidence

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tomwhoiscontrary@reddit

Creosote.

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scfw0x0f@reddit

An innovative way to clean a fireplace chimney? Interesting.

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IAmNotMyName@reddit

Blackface

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scfw0x0f@reddit

Chimney dust, legit from cleaning fireplace chimneys.

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sammyssb@reddit

/r/woostoves

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Granite_0681@reddit

Assuming butter with cinnamon and sugar. I grew up in an ingredient household and this was a not infrequent treat. I wouldn’t call it a meal though.

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

When you’re as broke as I, it becomes a meal somewhere along the way

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HonestPineapple4848@reddit

This sub never ceases to amaze me, I love it.

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skoomd1@reddit

Cinnamon sugar, butter, and toasted bread was my go-to kid food growing up. I haven't had it in ages lmao, this post just reminded me I need to make it again. Toast the damn bread though, you dog!

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AsleepInteraction882@reddit

Toast with... idk brown sugar? looks shitty but edible.

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TheHandBananaaa@reddit

My mate.. Marmite

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HarryStylesAMA@reddit

Oh yeah, I love cinnamon sugar bread! I didn't microwave mine though. I would eat it room temp. And I usually used margarine instead of butter because it's what my family had haha

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Hefe_Weizen@reddit

First time you've looked at it, then?

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Pickles8008@reddit

Meal??? You sure you don’t mean dessert? That 4 tablespoons of sugar on shitty white bread.

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Outside_Natural5914@reddit

Honestly, after seeing the “blended chicken” post, this doesn’t look so bad.

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chevisback@reddit

I'd take this anyday over the blended chicken!

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dsbwayne@reddit

This actually goes off

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CherryGoo16@reddit

Nope I grew up eating this! Both toasted and just microwaved. It’s delicious! Cinnamon sugar and butter and bread will NEVER be shitty!

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yellowpig10@reddit

my dad makes this

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UnHumano@reddit

"Meal" is doing some heavy lifting there.

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Radiant_Brick_7794@reddit

We're broke and I made this for my VI bf the other day and he asked for syrup. I was like ok Mr. Fancy pants, it's not french toast.

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Scratchums@reddit

I make the same thing and it doesn't look like..... this. Do you not spread butter before sprinkling cinnamon and sugar?

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Dangerous_Hat_9262@reddit

dude holy fuck YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO ALSO DOES THIS!!!! My grandma said this was a treat during The Depression and i eat it to this day as comfort food. When i was broke as fuck and eating only rice and beans, this was a nice treat.

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AtavisticJackal@reddit

This might also belong in r/shitfromabutt

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sunseeker_miqo@reddit

I think it is the uneven coverage that triggers me most.

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Zealousideal_Sell937@reddit

Cinnamon and sugar toast, under any and all circumstances, will never be shitty.

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Ryans4427@reddit

If the bread isn't toasted though??

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Zealousideal_Sell937@reddit

Tbh I guess I can’t tell if it is or not. 9/10 would still eat though.

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TricksyGoose@reddit

OP said they microwaved it!! 😧

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Zealousideal_Sell937@reddit

Well. I’m afraid that may change things 🥲🤢

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Ryans4427@reddit

I've had it both ways. It was a staple in my below poverty level household when I was a kid. Toasted is 1000 times better

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Zealousideal_Sell937@reddit

Oh absolutely!

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ExtraVirgin0live@reddit

The post right above this on my feed is about a cop giving a homeless man a poop sandwich.

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theyellowdart89@reddit

Just gonna piggy back a question?? Is Nutella and tuna on white a bad thing?

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Rehcraeser@reddit

Looks fire tbh

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sebastobol@reddit

Are we looking at the same picture?

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Naniduan@reddit

It's right on the nice border between "what the actual fuck" and "wait, what if it actually tastes good?" A perfect r/shittyfoodporn post!

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Amphibian32@reddit

Holy shit. My dad used to make that and call it “French toast” Thank you for the nostalgic memory I had forgotten

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Intelligent-Panic948@reddit

Ghost toast! That’s what my parents called it, it is always the beat. May need to recreate tomorrow but haven’t seen WonderBread in a while

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CautiousInspector113@reddit

Did you just wipe your ass with four slices of bread?

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-G_59-@reddit

r/poopfromabutt the comment I was looking for

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

💩

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Hrbiie@reddit

Ghost toast!

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stupidassfoot@reddit

There's nothing wrong with this. Just needs like extra butter on it.

Hell, I used to just take bread, toss big slices of butter all over it, cold and sprinkle cinnamon all over it and eat it that way. It's actually awesome! Try it!

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DragonScrivner@reddit

I was just thinking I knew a family that ate it this way and it wasn’t bad at all — like a coffee cake wish.

I’d still rather have toast but cinnamon sugar bread works.

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stupidassfoot@reddit

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ackbosh@reddit

I use to eat this as often as I could when I was a kid. mmmmmmmmmm butter toast with cinnamon sugar on top

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the-weeb-whisperer@reddit

What exactly am I looking at?

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mothfoxtea@reddit

Looks like cinnamon toast, one of my favorite childhood snacks

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devb292@reddit

Except it’s not toast so it’s… cinnamon bread lol

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

I didn’t realize it was so goddamn weird not to toast the bread lmao

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DragonScrivner@reddit

People have strong feelings about states of toast, I find.

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TheKerfuffle@reddit

It is not so goddamn weird!

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Theme_Difficult@reddit

My favorite part about this exact dish was the undercooked middle part, so non toasted makes sense to me fam.

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YoghurtSnodgrass@reddit

Raw toast, love the stuff.

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squishymelon@reddit

And also a meal apparently

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cellsAnimus@reddit

Hell yeah

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WesteriaPeacock@reddit

A certified hood classic.

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jenxc1231@reddit

Toasted and untoasted, both hit different. Cold butter with cinnamon and sugar is so good.

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

Cold butter 🧈 is an underappreciated pleasure…

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Conscious-Permit-466@reddit

Shit on a shingle

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

Mmm, SOS. 🥚🥩My dad used to make that the southern way and put it on rice 🍚 instead of toast 🍞.

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jackylongjohn@reddit

That is not a meal that’s a one way ticket to type 2 diabetus

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

Heard, Cletus. 🫡

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Positive_Lychee404@reddit

....is that bread microwaved?

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soulisraven@reddit (OP)

Ye

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

… gads

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IAmNotMyName@reddit

You need to learn how to sprinkle. Also your cinnamon to sugar ratio is way too high.

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Rosalind_Whirlwind@reddit

Agreed. Better to mix the cinnamon with the sugar first, then sprinkle.

I would make a large shaker out of a jam/jelly jar by punching holes in the lid with an awl…

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ibeatobesity@reddit

Thought it might have been Vegemite. Not dark enough

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TeaJust8335@reddit

Cinnamon toast smush?

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icecream4_deadlifts@reddit

No cinnamon sugar toast slaps

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No_Catch_9931@reddit

This brings new meaning to shit on a shingle

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Zonel@reddit

Cinnamon toast isn’t shitty. It’s amazing.

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Learning-Stuff-12@reddit

Want to believe this is cinnamon-sugar on bread but you can never be too certain about what you’re looking at on this sub

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Winter_Whole2080@reddit

It’s raw sienna pigment and sugar. Naw it has to be cinnamon toast

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Fomulouscrunch@reddit

Bro you almost lockpicked a cherished childhood memory. Almost.

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Particular_Ad3366@reddit

Is bread cheaper than toilet paper?

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Bonegirl06@reddit

"Meal"

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slomotion_cle@reddit

Toilet paper is available at Dollar tree. Pls don't waste bread like this

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AIMRunningMan@reddit

In the climate I live in, it's basically impossible to spread butter on untoasted bread unless the bread is stale.

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plumpinstructor_@reddit

Is that vegemite

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thebayisinthearea@reddit

Shieet, I was going to say one of those. I first experienced it in adulthood so...it's an acquired taste for me.

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DrummerElectronic733@reddit

Looks like vegemite, marmite is usually much darker, so brown it's close to black, vegemite is usually much lighter iirc

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SwordTaster@reddit

No chance. They're near black and glossy. That's definitely brown and... crunchy looking

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ithinkitsbeertime@reddit

Could be apple butter

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yfmyakwtfgoyerrr@reddit

4 vegemite toasts?

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101bees@reddit

How did you make toast look soggy?

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Zuper_Dragon@reddit

I don't think it's toast, or worse... it's microwaved.

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PiousGal05@reddit

Doesn't tell us what it is...

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Recent_Medicine3562@reddit

Lay off the vegemite toast mate

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Blockedinhere1960@reddit

You know you could have used toilet paper right

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ATG_19@reddit

Holy Grail of poverty snacks

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tinyweinerbigballs@reddit

Cinnamon sugar on buttered toast is the fucking move!

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iwannagohome49@reddit

Just throw it in the oven for just a couple of minutes

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0ykey@reddit

WHAT IS THAT

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l_0v3m4ch1n3@reddit

I used to help the lunch lady's make this after school

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Peachuuums@reddit

...Meal?

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FruitNVeggieTray@reddit

Vegemite

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lightsout100mph@reddit

Yes and you’ve gone to the top of the class

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barontaint@reddit

Wait, why didn't you toast it? I've eaten my fair share of cinnamon sugar toast as a child and even my lazy 6yr old ass knew to toast the damn bread. I'm so lazy I complain when I have to put on pants, but even this snack is a level too lazy even for me. Did you snort pixie sticks as a child by chance?

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