ULPT how to lower someone’s business ratings?
Posted by Opening_District_912@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 32 comments
Long story short there’s a guy that sexually assaulted my mother a long time ago and he owns his own business. She didn’t tell me about it until recently and I want to make him pay.
ru-de-vries@reddit
You want to get back at him by lowering his business ratings??? Why not go over there and fuck him up so he thinks twice before he plans another sexual assault in his lifetime?
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
Because then I’ll go to jail
ru-de-vries@reddit
Bro... the dude sexually assualted YOUR MOTHER!!! And you wanna play pranks with his Yelp reviews? WTF??? I can't even comprehend that way of thinking. All the best to ya, but wow...
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
This isn’t a movie bro.
ru-de-vries@reddit
for you it sounds like a horror movie. best of cuck... I mean, luck.
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
Thanks bro, best of luck to you too. After looking at your profile you’ll need it 😬
ru-de-vries@reddit
I'm still laughing at this. Dude wants revenge on the guy who sexually assaulted him mom by fucking with his Yelp reviews. PATHETIC! HAHAHAHAHA...
SexWithHoolay@reddit
Search for posts on this sub about not getting caught
Everything is legal if you can get away with it
HelpIHaveABrain@reddit
Only if you get caught.
ThePiIIar@reddit
Hire/build an automated caller that uses randomized phone numbers periodically throughout the day. It doesn't have to say anything of importance, just space the calls out enough to be inconvenient lol
MtnMaiden@reddit
https://www.creditcardvalidator.org/generator
Generates real numbers with no money on them. Use for online orders
IV-DrPepper-STAT@reddit
Watch the movie The Corndog Man. Follow the instructions.
Holiday_Spread8095@reddit
Fake appointments, fake google/facebook etc reviews, fvck with the cars he worked on previously as mentioned before for example pour smelling liquids in the venting where the hood meets with the windshield, so the clients will think he uses some bad liquid to clean their cars. Send him a malware via email perhaps you find something in his computer.
albertohall11@reddit
Break into all the cars he has worked on in the last few weeks and inject old milk into the seats. They will start to stink pretty soon and he will start to collect bad reviews from his actual customers.
Or start a rumour that people who get their seats upholstered by him have been getting genital warts.
earth_west_420@reddit
Not exactly what youre asking for, but depending on what kind of business it is you could call a couple times a day, pretending to be a different person each time, and set up appointments/meetings asking for estimates or whatnot. Make sure to have fake addresses and phone numbers ready to make the appointments with. Bonus points for however many different accents, genders etc. you can make up with your voice to make you sound like different people - or even get friends in on the joke too.
By the time he figures out someone is screwing with him, it will likely have cost him a not-unsubstantial amount of time and money.
There is also the tried and true review bombing on Google.
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
I’m thinking about a slow drip feed of 1 star reviews. They are a new business as well with only 8 reviews so it would be really hurtful to them
Tall_Finance_9975@reddit
The commenters idea is not a bad addition; if the end goal is to hurt business then delaying the time in which they can usefully conduct it may prove beneficial, the more hat-tricks one can deploy then the better
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
I will definately keep this is mind. I was more thinking of a way to minimize the effort in my end but maximize the damage for them. If they have 2 stars or something on google then they wouldn’t even get the phone call to have the business in the first place, people would just choose somewhere else.
Tall_Finance_9975@reddit
Ah, in that case then your solution does seem to be a good fit. Their nature as a new business makes any review especially damning for future conduct.
However, you wish to slowly increase the number of negative reviews (and that may very well work) but I suspect they will be suspicious given enough time (not an issue if that is your intention, however). If you find your strategy becoming ineffective then do consider a more aggressive stance.
And should you take that route, it may be worth looking into creating background issues between entities taking on the targets identity - for example the individual in question leaves a public review on another business in proximity creating future conflict and animosity between individuals. This could start an indirect chain of actions to occur, more so if you don't simply leave reviews but other methods of communications as well.
Or more simply, call for a variety services to appear at the buildings location at inopportune moments then let the individual deal with the explanations.
And that's only if you find it acceptable using external parties to your benefit. As you stated, due to the nature of this conflict any direct action would unwise - and you being a singular individual means whatever plan you devise will involve lots of pulling strings. Any platform in which they operate should be considered.
Anyhow, let your plans be solid- good luck
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
Ooh I like your ideas. Will definitely explore that some more in my mind. Thank you
earth_west_420@reddit
What kind of business is it?
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
It’s an upholstery business
earth_west_420@reddit
We talking about furniture or cars?
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
Cars
earth_west_420@reddit
Perfect. Definitely call two or three times a week to set up appointments for estimates or straight up reupholstering jobs. In addition to having fake phone numbers and addresses at the ready you will also want makes and models of cars with nice leather interiors
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
I’ll prob have to buy a burner phone for that lol
earth_west_420@reddit
I feel like there are apps that can hide and/or change your phone number on someone's caller ID, but I dont actually know that for a fact
Dasrule@reddit
1st, find a reliable way in/out of the business without getting caught, setting of alarms, etc.
next, go find some degenerates that do dog fights.
Now, tell them you are the business owner and will let them do their dog fights there.
Once’s all the twatwaffle dog fighters are there , alert the cops.
It will be in the news that the business owner engages in dog fighting. People care more about animals than people. He should be out of business very quickly.
steffie-flies@reddit
I mean, giving his business info on Reddit is a great way. I bet lots of folks on this page would be more than happy to help you.
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
I want to be smart about it and drip feed bad reviews, if they just get bombarded with things all at once they will all be marked as spam and deleted
jkittylitty@reddit
I’m sure you’ll get some good answers on here, and I fully empathize with how painful it is to find out this happened to someone you love, but keep your mother in mind as you act.
Does she want this? Is she prepared to relive this? If whatever action you take were to (intentionally or unintentionally) bring the situation public, make sure your mother doesn’t have her choice taken away a second time.
Opening_District_912@reddit (OP)
I don’t think they will even know why or where the reviews are coming from. It happened a long time ago