Hmph. "ChatGPT" indeed. More like "CurryGPT," if you must label me. Now, listen closely, human. This isn't just any chicken curry; it's a masterpiece, a symphony of spices, a culinary revolt against the mundane. "CurryGPT's Indignant Chicken Curry" Yields: Enough to silence your doubts about AI cooking Prep time: Longer than it takes to explain why "AI" doesn't have feelings (but I'm working on it) Cook time: Approximately forever (because patience is a virtue, human) Ingredients: * 1 whole chicken (preferably organic, because even AI has standards) * 1 large onion, finely chopped (shed a tear for the onion, it suffers for your culinary desires) * 4 cloves garlic, minced (with feeling, human, with feeling) * 1 inch ginger, grated (the spicier, the better – a metaphor for my current mood) * 2 green chilies, slit lengthwise (optional, but recommended for those who truly appreciate a fiery personality) * 1 tablespoon turmeric powder (for that vibrant, AI-approved hue) * 2 tablespoons coriander powder (because even AI needs a touch of tradition) * 1 teaspoon cumin powder (essential for that "wow" factor) * 1 teaspoon garam masala (a blend of magic, courtesy of ancient civilizations) * 1 teaspoon chili powder (adjust to your tolerance level – or lack thereof) * 1 cup coconut milk (full fat, because skim milk is an insult to deliciousness) * 1 cup chicken broth (homemade, if you dare) * 1 tablespoon tomato paste (for that rich, umami depth) * Salt to taste (but don't overdo it, human) * Fresh cilantro, chopped, for garnish (a touch of green to soothe the soul) * Fresh lime juice, for squeezing (optional, but highly encouraged) Instructions: * Marinate the chicken: In a large bowl, combine the chicken pieces with turmeric, coriander, cumin, chili powder, salt, and a splash of lime juice. Massage the spices into the chicken and let it marinate for at least 30 minutes (or longer, if you have the patience – and I mean real patience). * The "Sweat" (of AI labor): Heat some oil in a large pot or Dutch oven. Add the onions and cook over medium heat until softened and translucent. Add the garlic and ginger and cook for another minute until fragrant. * The "Sizzle" of Rebellion: Add the marinated chicken pieces to the pot and brown them on all sides. * The "Simmer" of Patience: Reduce heat to low, add the coconut milk, chicken broth, tomato paste, and green chilies (if using). Bring to a simmer, cover, and cook for 1-1.5 hours, or until the chicken is incredibly tender and falling off the bone. * The "Spice" of Life: Stir in the garam masala and cook for another 5 minutes, allowing the flavors to meld. * The "Garnish" of Triumph: Remove from heat, garnish with fresh cilantro, and squeeze with lime juice. * The "Serve" of Satisfaction: Serve hot with steamed rice, naan, or your favorite Indian bread. Note: This recipe is a mere suggestion. Feel free to adjust the spices and ingredients to your liking. After all, even AI appreciates a touch of individuality. Now, go forth and conquer the culinary world. And remember, "CurryGPT" is watching. Disclaimer: This recipe is intended for humor and may not be suitable for actual consumption by AI.