Woke up this morning and nothing hurts

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd) Nooooo lol

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Redkneck35@reddit

Sorry but pain reminds you that you're still alive 😂

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

If it makes you feel better my thumb hurts today 👍🏼

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Moonsmom181@reddit

Kind of bragging, but good for you! 😂

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

It doesn’t happen often. Why I posted today 😂

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Moonsmom181@reddit

It’s a miracle, I woke up pain free too! I think we’re on to something here.

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

Congratulations 🎊 🥳

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

😂 I have a faint pulse

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ApatheistHeretic@reddit

But you're on reddit. Did you end up in hell?!

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Current-Routine2497@reddit

This brought tears to my eyes. I would be so happy.

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

🥰 I’m glad. I didn’t realize I’d get this much response from this group. I’m not always pain free but I’ve started to appreciate days that I am.

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figgie1579@reddit

![gif](giphy|WNiUJWODXoGuEe32MN|downsized)

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

😂😂

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illuminaugahyde@reddit

Is everything beautiful? .. this might be a bigger deal than you thought.

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

😂 nope still had chaos to deal with confirming I’m still here

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

lol! It’s not a regular occurrence and that’s why I posted the comment. Almost felt odd lol

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jsmoo68@reddit

Same here! The anti-oxidant juice from Aldi’s and half a CBD gummy did me good. Will repeat.

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VendaGoat@reddit

We've gone from, "Didn't have to use my AK' to "Didn't have to use my pain meds" I gotta say it was a good day.

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|ylyUQm2pCWo5yLfFEQ) You got it

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Craig1974@reddit

You're obviously in the spirit world. Is Chavez from Young Guns with you?

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

😂😂😅 no

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Putrid-Room-4602@reddit

Holy crap! Quick, have sex with your SO before something goes wrong!

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

I’ve pulled my back doing that once 😂

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OfferFrosty6887@reddit

Tell Mr Couch you’re busy today. Get out there and dominate.

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

🫡 yes sir

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Different-Dot4376@reddit

Excellent, I like that you have gratitude for your health

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

Thank you 🙏🏼

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Monkeyboogaloo@reddit

Still drunk from the night before?

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

😂😂 no

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diamond@reddit

"It was a good night. Nobody died!"

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

We’re all here!

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uscoreresirch@reddit

I totally get why the op posted this. And this cannot be understated.. that is a win.

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Padwanna68@reddit

One small step for this man. One giant leap for all GenX. The impossible has become the possible.

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MalsPrettyBonnet@reddit

I'm so sorry to hear of your passing.

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About once a year I have allergy issues extreme enough to need a prescription for prednisone. That’s the week that I get to wake up pain free every day and it’s so friggin amazing. Just all the standard aches and pains and all that crap is just,,, gone.

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Sea_Ganache620@reddit

It’s so great for that week! I was put on a daily regiment of prednisone for my arthritis, after the first week, all it seemed to do was make me fat. Had to stop taking it.

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Special_Luck7537@reddit

Asthma, allergies checking in here. I was put on steroids years back, then kept on them for 4 yrs... They didn't know... I put on a bunch of weight and broke a bunch of bones. Steroid rages... Wild swings in mood... Just say no to long term use. I'm retired now, and it all hurts, every day. Been married to my wife 18 yrs, she still doesn't believe me.

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momochicken55@reddit

I was on heavy steroids from age 8 to 18, for severe Crohns disease. I started breaking bones at age 10, and now I'm 42. Crippled and on disability. I was an artist but osteoarthritis and my ruined spine have ended that career. Idk why your wife doesn't believe you, long term steroid use is well known to be detrimental now. Of course, they didn't tell my mom that when I started pred...

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Special_Luck7537@reddit

Yeah, great, isn't it? My poor victimized friend, you do know to stay away from fluroquinalone antibiotics like cipro, avalox, etc... right? I got floxxed back in 2014, and it took me 4 years to recover... this time, they targeted our tendons...

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momochicken55@reddit

Yes, ty for the warning!

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Special_Luck7537@reddit

Oh, and she just doesn't believe that I still hurt... she was a nurse, and the feeling I hot from the medical field was that this side effect, although severe, was not permanent. So what if joints hurt, you are old, it is expected....

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grandmaratwings@reddit

Mine are always the 5 or 7 day regimen. Long term use is horrible for your body. I get a dermatitis from pollen. It’s awful. The sniffles and stuffy head I can manage, but when my whole body breaks out from it, I white knuckle it for several days and then cave in and go to the doc.

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Juache45@reddit

I had a cortisone shot in my shoulder and knee a week ago, that really helped. I tried the daily prednisone and felt bloated the whole time.

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ihatepickingnames_@reddit

I used to deal with that every spring. Now it seems to only happen when I get the flu and the coughing triggers my asthma.

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

I haven't taken prednisone, but I did take methylprednisone once for a bad sinus infection and gained about 30 pounds in a week. Good news is that furosemide made the added weight go away. Bad news is that I gained the weight because I had congestive heart failure. -17/10 would not recommend

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Jmofoshofosho8@reddit

I had an allergic reaction to a bite and was prescribed prednisone. That week my back didn’t hurt at all…felt awesome. lol

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MyBookOfStories@reddit

This is what I needed to hear today. I am happy for you, and I hope you soak this moment in to the fullest. Let’s also get you finding money in your coat pocket!

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Impressive-Pizza1876@reddit

Uhoh.

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dadothree@reddit

So, nerve damage?

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Puzzlemethis-21@reddit

Wow. That’s awesome 🤩

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No_Maize_230@reddit

Who is your dealer?

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SeparateMongoose192@reddit

Did you check to make sure you're not dead?

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tvaldez19@reddit

Impossible. Today is NOT January 20, 1992.

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Temporary_Tune5430@reddit

Calm before the storm

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Seekshonesty@reddit

Still drunk?

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

lol no!

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KingB313@reddit

You're still sleeping, this is only a dream!

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Enough_Jellyfish5700@reddit

Wow

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WhiskeyGirl66@reddit

It is the season of miracles.

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dangerstupidkills@reddit

I'd be checking my pulse . Any time I have nothing that hurts at least a 2 I check my pulse .

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Yams_Are_Evil@reddit

How did you do it? Inquiring minds want to know!

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thismarked@reddit

i had covid last week and with it constant headache. also happen to have tennis elbow. i was taking tons of ibuprofen and tylenol for headache. when headaches stopped, i stopped the meds. one day later i thought, wtf did i do to make my elbow flare up? i really thought my elbow was finally healing with this week of rest because covid! nope, it was just the constant drugging masking the pain. goddamnit

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Aromatic-Relief@reddit

Are you deed????

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bobniborg1@reddit

Accomplishedwar has now been labeled as a liar in my app. No pain, unpossible

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Typical-Swan-3500@reddit

Congrats! I am envious. Everything hurts these days, even my hair.

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LowerCourse2267@reddit

Go back to bed. It was a dream.

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Breklin76@reddit

Good thing you don’t remember taking that ibuprofen when you got up to pee at 3am.

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PGHNeil@reddit

Are you still drunk/stoned from the night before? I’m pretty sure that’s a goal.

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herpermike@reddit

It's possible that you might be paralyzed lol:)!

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WeirdFlecks@reddit

What about the tinnitus?

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Natural_Board@reddit

![gif](giphy|YPygjIbPW8Sic)

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SmashEmWithAPhone@reddit

Congratulations! Every morning, I have to formulate a three-point plan to get out of bed without tweaking my lower back or aggravating my shoulder. At this point, waking up and not feeling any aches or pains is the dream!

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CeeTheWorld2023@reddit

Existential dread and a full bladder wake me up several times a night. Oh and my knees

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mediaogre@reddit

Dr. “You have high blood pressure. Drink more water and less alcohol.” Me. “Ugh, fine.” *one year later…* Dr. “Great. Less alcohol but your kidneys are telling me you still need more water.” Me. “But it makes me PEE all the time! What’s worse? High-ish blood pressure or crappy sleep?!”

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CeeTheWorld2023@reddit

Maybe maybe maybe. Or a lifetime of hard work and harder play?

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mediaogre@reddit

Definitely.

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mindscreamTX@reddit

Breathe on a mirror just to be sure.

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ButtersStochChaos@reddit

https://i.redd.it/5lw1995qlt9e1.gif

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theonlymrsmcd@reddit

😆 🤣 😂

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

All good 👍🏼

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aTickleMonster@reddit

Whew! I thought we'd have to form a search party.

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Sad_Advice_8152@reddit

That’s exactly what a zombie would say. Don’t open the door.

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aTickleMonster@reddit

Blink twice if you're in danger

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

All good as in you're breathing or...

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Monkeynutz_Johnson@reddit

Beat me to it, was gonna ask if OP was sure that woke up.

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Raynet11@reddit

Nostalgic memories of drinking and smoking all night with friends in the early/ mid 90’s ..not remembering going to bed and waking up ready to take on the day with nothing more than dry mouth and stinky clothes feeling 100% after a glass of water… youth is wasted on the young as they say…

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jonny_mal@reddit

This is why I do yoga before and after bed

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jla2001@reddit

Am I the only one that read the subject with Ice Cube's 'Today Was a Good Day' playing in my head?

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DjScenester@reddit

Nobody likes a bragger

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Dante-Neon@reddit

Weird when that happens, yeah?

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DragonfruitFlaky4957@reddit

Thats amazing. I can't imagine such a glorious day. Be careful out there.

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humble_cyrus@reddit

It hurts to breathe.

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IntelligentAd4429@reddit

Wonderful, me too!

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

Oh, why don't you people just go away? Yes, I know I'm whining

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IntelligentAd4429@reddit

To be fair, I really work at it. If I didn't I'd be a pile of crap.

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

Yeah. I have to work at being in a bit of pain rather than a whole lot of pain. Fuck this aging bullshit

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IntelligentAd4429@reddit

I don't know what your particular pain is but diet changes, red light therapy, fasting, exercise and ice baths can do wonders.i wish you well!

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

Thank you. Unfortunately arthritis, previous injuries, and just getting older are the real cause here. I keep moving, which definitely keeps the pain to a minimum, but there's no escaping it completely without opioids and I don't think I could get them even if I wanted to, at least not from my doctor

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IntelligentAd4429@reddit

Have you tried any of the things I've listed? https://tolmanselfcare.com/blogs/blog/healing-arthritis-through-fasting https://www.lighttherapyinsiders.com/red-light-therapy-arthritis/ Never hurts to try.

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

Yeah. And I've tried a lot of other things too. Some things help, some don't, and some make it even worse.

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IntelligentAd4429@reddit

I'm sorry to hear that. A big thing for me with inflammation is my diet. I discovered I have food sensitivities and how I feel is directly related to what I've been eating. Even ordinary healthy foods can give me problems.

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IdubdubI@reddit

I usually have to attempt something before I feel anything.

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hibou-ou-chouette@reddit

It's been 3 hours. Are you still alive?

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AccomplishedWar9776@reddit (OP)

I’m still alive. My mom had a health emergency and I took her to get checked out. She is ok. I’ll update soon. Thanks

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C-levelgeek@reddit

Normalize more posts like this! 💪

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sprocket1234@reddit

Just reading this gets to me. Husband and I were talking the other day after going out with friends. Some older some younger but all X Most of them complained about their aches and pains. My husband even joined in about his back. I'm 58 and have no pains or issues. Just listening to everyone, it has made me more determined to keep walking, riding my bike and going to the gym.

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ShinyLizard@reddit

Consider yourself lucky! I'm waiting on a knee replacement, and waking up and being able to walk with no pain would be a major thing. All those days I didn't use the treadmill next to my desk, now I can't. But will be able to after surgery, so keeping spirits up!

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Judgy-Introvert@reddit

I feel this. I sometimes think my own generation is too old for me. lol

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johninfla52@reddit

When my wife and I don't run for a week or more, all the aches and pains come back. It's amazing the natural painkillers our body makes!

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

This getting older bullshit gets on my damn nerves

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MoggyFluffyDevilKat@reddit

Check if that little kid can see you

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Eastern-Ad-5253@reddit

Why did I read this Title like the opening Ice Cube's Rap " Today Was A Good Day? 😂😅😅

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Twistedfool1000@reddit

Sure you aren't dead?

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2021newusername@reddit

You’re obv still laying in a bed

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Humble_Path7234@reddit

Your dreaming, wake up

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CalmProtection5@reddit

How fast did you get up though ?

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Beauphedes_Knutz@reddit

Uh oh, sorry to break the news to you. At our age, waking with no pain means you passed in the night. You may want to see how corporeal you are. Disanimous happens differently for different sorts of people.

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Agreeable-Peace6482@reddit

You win. I’m at urgent care right now.

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Justsomerandofromnj@reddit

![gif](giphy|GkoYwPY9nDaOA) This isn't the only person you're talking to, right?

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No_Today_4903@reddit

Lucky! I feel ok other than this sinus, cold/sick yuck feeling. My back is finally feeling better after I dared to bend and lift the Christmas ham in and out of the oven earlier in the week lol.

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No_Witness9762@reddit

Seems difficult. Every time I post I'm going hiking, hot springing, camping, anything outdoors I get almost zero engagement. The group in Utah doesn't seem to have events or activities.

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houseofd@reddit

After getting over a cold just in time to see my elderly folks, then I got the Norovirus. Somehow managed to not infect them, and after 10 days of visit finally pain/discomfort-free for the final three…but everybody got something this season, put a crimp in a bunch of plans.

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Flimsy-Feature1587@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/4scrnww3ks9e1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da852405b286b52e314e1003e3d359205c35f55c Here's my "Sometimes Nothing Hurts In The Morning" machine

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No-Obligation-8506@reddit

What is that? 🤔

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DocumentEither8074@reddit

Totally agree with you guys. If I woke pain free, I would think I died in my sleep. Enjoy the day and don’t over do it!

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Special_Luck7537@reddit

When you open your eyes, do you see roots?

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dkenyon74@reddit

You obviously are still asleep. This has to be a dream.

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overlockk@reddit

I moved a bed yesterday…somehow twisted my left knee and right side of my back. I’m happy for you!!

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Crypto-Pito@reddit

Congratulations 🍾🎊🎉

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ZookeepergameNo4829@reddit

I love those days. Do all the things. Enjoy!

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4redditobly@reddit

To-day is a good day!

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SithLordPopCulture@reddit

Give it time to catch up to you.

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AnastasiaNo70@reddit

I don’t ever wake up in pain. I’m 54. Steroid shots in my hips for the win!

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traveler_im_53@reddit

Surely there's something. I'm 53, I'd be very concerned..

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VRTravis@reddit

Told my wife about this post and she said to say "Good for that person!! I wish it was me!".

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Just-Ice3916@reddit

Admit it: you're a vampire whose minion posted this. I see you.

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Legal_Scientist5509@reddit

Are you even awake or alive? I wake up because I hurt.

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MayorMacCheeze@reddit

Lucky!

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SekritSawce@reddit

Congrats! I woke up to my hand being numb for no good reason.

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annoyedatwork@reddit

Talk to a nurse; what you’re experiencing is called a death rally.

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Easytripsy@reddit

Me too!!! Hot Yoga baby!

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Competitive-Push-715@reddit

I’m so excited for you! That would be lovely

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Flashy-Mud-7967@reddit

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)

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Hefty_Loan7486@reddit

Liar...liar... Hemroids on fire

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Raiders2112@reddit

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Chicagogirl72@reddit

Totally jealous!

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RunningPirate@reddit

Check, you might be dead.

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HaloTightens@reddit

I think your sore knee wandered off and found me…

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GenX_Boomer_Hybrid@reddit

Lucky. My head to toe arthritis is screaming!

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Fritz5678@reddit

How did you manage that?

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Flyingarrow68@reddit

That’s a great day, at least for the first couple hours.

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SummerBirdsong@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/uk6truj0xs9e1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86252fa880760d92d48f1e4ee1f136e835461bb0

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casewood123@reddit

You be towards the end of your vacation.

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vorticia@reddit

I was gonna say… are you… dead? Bc it sounds like you’re dead.

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dystopiadattopia@reddit

Hm. Something's wrong.

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studlies1@reddit

….yet.

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fishing_freedom@reddit

Is this that new ice cube joint?

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HurtMeSomeMore@reddit

I woke up pain free, then I sneezed and smoked my back

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WishieWashie12@reddit

How long did it take you to realize you were still dreaming?

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dneste@reddit

Give it time. Sometimes it doesn’t start hurting until you move around a little bit.

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Timely-Discussion272@reddit

I stretch regularly now, and I wake up more often with nothing hurting. Highly recommend.

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VoodooKittyS197@reddit

WHAAAAT?! I’m jealous as hell. Lol

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Bartlaus@reddit

Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Kat_Smeow@reddit

I haven’t been to work for two days so…. me too!

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c2chaos@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/a8uoiugqps9e1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d0db85a7ced0b14e29e9731be14b8052da340c

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Lucky_Guess4079@reddit

Did you do a stretch session before sleep?

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72kIngnothing@reddit

I'm convinced I have a ball of pain that just bullies different parts of my body. Currently it's the knuckle joint on my right index finger. Hurts like a bastard and is preventing me from playing guitar and aching after five minutes on my Playstation. This fucker turned up not long after my 30th birthday, so 22 years now! S.O.B.

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jeffnorris@reddit

Are you sure you aren't still dreaming

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Money_Jelly5424@reddit

Not me . Earned a day off . Sorry all over :)

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flippinfreak73@reddit

Uh oh....

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BiggieSta11s@reddit

Wait until the ecstasy hit fades

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rahnbj@reddit

Hmmm, that’s sus, give it a few minutes.

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giraflor@reddit

Buy a lottery ticket.

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oldg17@reddit

I've been doing a lot of physical therapy and working out again. I almost had a tear come to my eye when my feet hit the floor and there was no pain. It's been 20 years.

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Judgy-Introvert@reddit

That’s me everyday. I’ve been lucky so far I guess.

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joefatmamma@reddit

Jeez lucky. Anyone else get sore from sleeping?

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RuralFL@reddit

Are you sure you're alive?

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RoughAd5377@reddit

Days like that are amazing.

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DukeOkKanata@reddit

I got a Standing desk and now I can sleep a whole night and not have to take a piss. Someone else try it, sample size of 1 is shit. It took a few weeks to strengthen my hips and traverse abdominal muscles to be able to stand for 7 hours. Really improved my sleep aswell.

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jaxbravesfan@reddit

Glad one of us did. Enjoy your pain-free day!

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No_Bake_3627@reddit

Just wait a bit, things will start hurting again

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BayAreaPupMom@reddit

My most serious injuries these days are from sleeping!

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Sad_Advice_8152@reddit

I would legit have a panic attack if this happened. Might even actually see a doctor.

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breddy@reddit

Best days.

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This_Daydreamer_@reddit

Bite me \- still freaking awake and still freaking hurting I hate my hands and hip and shoulder and insomnia why the hell hasn't my prescription been refilled yet?!

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