Ok but that looks kinda nice actually.

Image Description. >A Deep Pan Pizza, there is no cheese, replaced by Baked Beans, topped with a single Fried Egg, 2 Sausages, 2 Hash Browns and 2 Slices of Bacon.

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Objective_Tennis_457@reddit

Looks alright. A bigger breakfast than I normally eat, but I would order it given the chance.

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Geekonomicon@reddit

The lack of black pudding and haggis irks me.

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VyseX@reddit

It does look nice yea. I would eat that for sure.

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W1ngedSentinel@reddit

Breakfast pizza is actually a pretty popular thing in Australia.

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brokendownend@reddit

A cup less beans and an extra egg and it would be perfect.

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TryingToThink444@reddit

I've seen way worse. I've seen a bubblegum and kiwifruit pizza.

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Geekonomicon@reddit

Shut the front door and call me Gertrude!

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Whale-n-Flowers@reddit

Pff, Gertrude? Dodged a bullet there.

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TheChristianGoth@reddit

remove the beans and it’s lovely

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Geekonomicon@reddit

Goodfellas can't talk when it comes to pizzas.

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ThurmanMerman00@reddit

Stupid beans eff the whole thing up!

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Imfrom_m-83@reddit

Call it an _English breakfast pie_

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CilanEAmber@reddit (OP)

[Thats something else](https://www.tastemade.co.uk/videos/full-english-breakfast-in-a-pie/)

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stinkyfeetnyc@reddit

Should've done a greasy pan pizza to emulate fry bread 😍

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ShnickityShnoo@reddit

I'd just use the crust as a plate and eat the toppings with a fork. Looks good for that.

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StillSimple6@reddit

Maybe disrespectful but I would happily eat that. Full English served on fancy toast what's not to like

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SovelissGulthmere@reddit

All of England needs to be arrested for this travesty

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late2reddit19@reddit

Instead of beans I’d want cheese and shredded potatoes on top of the bread. The toppings look good.

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Cute_Judgment_3893@reddit

It’s basically not pizza at that point 🚫🍕

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FoldyHole@reddit

I agree. You wouldn’t even be able you pick up a slice.

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Immediate_Leg3304@reddit

honestly it doesn’t seem bad at all but i’d think it would be difficult to eat

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ghettoccult_nerd@reddit

soups use bread bowls. the english use pizza plates. duh.

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Calling it a pizza is a bit odd for me as this is a Full English on unleavened bread. But hey, if it's at a restaurant, they're trying to use the marketing based on the word image, not the actual recipe. Not to mention the writer of this article (found [here](https://www.ladbible.com/news/goodfellas-has-called-out-the-worlds-most-disrespectful-pizzas-915855-20230608)) seems to have thrown this into the article with even more horrific pizza combinations as a bone of contention. However, I think they (probably a he, but I could be wrong) have their head up their ass about it.

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Nuppusaurus@reddit

It's leavened tho, just flat.

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Red_Gemm@reddit

Yum

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SKULLFUCKSLUDGEGIRL@reddit

I would eat every bite of that

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I_Have_CDO@reddit

I would eat the shit out of that.

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smooze420@reddit

That’s just a full English breakfast on a bun. I don’t see any problem.

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throwraihatepeople@reddit

If they just put cheese on it that pizza would slap

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Yoyo_Ma86@reddit

I’d give it a whirl

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BillyBobBarkerJrJr@reddit

What!? No can of stewed tomatoes and pound of mushrooms dumped over the steaming pile as well? And what about "Six ways to serve buttered bread?" Sorry, just so *over* this pinnacle of Brit "cuisine." It's the same, wet mess, posted over and over again, like it's some great culinary discovery, nobody mentioning that it's yet another iteration of the timeless British invention of "beans on toast." Definitely fits this sub, except maybe for the "porn" part.

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CilanEAmber@reddit (OP)

>Edit: You're posting food pictures to a sub called shittyfoodporn and you downvote negative comments? You clearly came here for the wrong reason. Not me, I couldn't care less about your negativity.

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Cashavellii@reddit

I’d definitely try it but I’m not a huge bean fan. It’s not “disrespectful” and I’m sure a lot of people would love this.

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