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Just going to leave this here.

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Just going to leave this here.

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Important-Matter-665@reddit

"A human killing machine and an airline stewardess take on a dictator and his private army after they kidnap his daughter. " Best one sentence synopsis ever penned. 😁 Not the Barbarion but is Arny.
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

Commando.
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AlmiranteCrujido@reddit

Arnie's MC: I like you Sully, I'll kill you last. Later: Sully: You said you'd kill me last. MC: I lied. From memory, so maybe slightly off,
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SheriffBartholomew@reddit

I think he says "remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied." 
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Bostonterrierpug@reddit

Steel isn’t strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child...
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SheriffBartholomew@reddit

Idk, the steel seemed much stronger than his flesh as it separated his head from his body. 
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MoonSylver@reddit

That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him.
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smoothAsH20@reddit

Why is his left hand holding the blade?
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ConsiderationNew6295@reddit

wtf
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cricket_bacon@reddit

Mongol General : Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life? Mongol : The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. Mongol General : Wrong! Conan! What is best in life? Conan : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Mongol General : That is good! That is good.
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wjbc@reddit

This was inspired by a passage from *Jāmiʿ al-tawārīkh* (*Compendium of Chronicles*), a history book by Rashīd al-Dīn Ṭabīb (Persian: رشیدالدین طبیب;‎ 1247–1318; a/k/a Rashīd al-Dīn Faḍlullāh Hamadānī, Persian: رشیدالدین فضل‌الله همدانی). In that book Rashīd al-Dīn quoted Genghis Khan asking “What is the greatest pleasure of men?” A Mongol general answered, “It is to go hunting on a spring day, mounted on a beautiful horse, holding a hawk or a falcon in one’s fist, and to see it kill its prey”. Other Mongol officers agreed with the general’s answer. Ghenghis Khan did not. “No, said Chinguiz-khan [Genghis Khan], the greatest pleasure of man is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them what they possess, to see their dear ones with their faces bathed in tears, to ride their horses, to press their daughters and their wives in his arms.” I feel like even this quote may have been cleaned up a bit. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ghengis Khan said “to rape their daughters and wives.” Rashid al-Din, the author of this history of the Mongols, was a statesman, historian, and physician in Ilkhanate Iran. Ilkhanate Iran was a Mongol khanate that at its core covered the lands now claimed by Iran, Azerbaijan, and Turkey, and at its peak covered much more than that. It comprised most of the southwest portion of Ghengis Khan’s empire. Oliver Stone, who wrote the script for the movie *Conan the Barbarian* and John Milius, who directed the film and co-wrote the script, borrowed from this story for their film.
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redvinebitty@reddit

Whether it directly translate to rape or not does not matter, that’s what they did
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wjbc@reddit

Right, it’s just that I don’t imagine Genghis Khan sugarcoating the term. But either way, we know what he meant.
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redvinebitty@reddit

Quite
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Feisty_Fox7720@reddit

This was very helpful. Never saw the Conan movie, it came out when I was 9 & never thought to check it out. Thanks!!!
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Smgth@reddit

Wow, that’s actually SUPER interesting! I never knew it derived from a historical source. Neat.
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cricket_bacon@reddit

Thank you for this! Have I heard many quote these lines for decades but it is fascinating to know their actual origins.
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BodaciousTacoFarts@reddit

![gif](giphy|dYgDRfc61SGtO)
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welatshaw01@reddit

Best advice there is.
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lcrker@reddit

I knew there was more to it than just LLL.
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jfdonohoe@reddit

Ok, THAT is something I would hang in the wall
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

I just found out you can get it on a T-shirt too
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New_Resort3464@reddit

I feel a link would be appreciated by more than a few of us.
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

Im a bit of a retard and don't know how to do that but it's on red bubble "Gen X live laugh love t-shirt".
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New_Resort3464@reddit

I'm sure retard is a bit overstated but the effort is appreciated
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

Right on! Happy cake day!
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New_Resort3464@reddit

Thanks!
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New_Resort3464@reddit

Expression of gratitude taking down votes? You lot are a weird bunch.
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Evening_Barber_4876@reddit

SDAF
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Wonderful_Thing_1439@reddit

SDFGHJK
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stilloldbull2@reddit

Hmm…two color 3D print or lazer burn into wood…
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An0de@reddit

If you can, do both! I've got that and the Rob Zombie quotes printed up on my wall! Don't have a laser, tho.
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stilloldbull2@reddit

I think a set of coasters in this vein would be cool!
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LordSpaceMammoth@reddit

[https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Gen-X-Live-Laugh-Love-by-GenXThinks/167393234.0DI3D.XYZ](https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Gen-X-Live-Laugh-Love-by-GenXThinks/167393234.0DI3D.XYZ)
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ChrisJSO429@reddit

Oh lord, my ex-hubby insisted that we listen to this soundtrack (1995) while I was in labor w our first child. This may be 1 of the many reasons we are divorced.
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

Jesus, that's a hell of an ask for a woman in labor.
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ChrisJSO429@reddit

Makes me wonder if that's why my kid's so angry all the time. ROFLMAO.
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YepThatSal@reddit

Another post by a self hating boomer that wishes he was GenX
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

Try again.
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middleageslut@reddit

What is best in life.
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TripleSSixer@reddit

This is above me stove in framed cross stitch
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surfinbird@reddit

[“Do you want to live forever?”](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8Jp96DZ2g80/UR00oCMPq2I/AAAAAAAAFJ4/r95LkJexgeY/s320/Conan+The+Barbarian+1982+Valeria.jpg)
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Smgth@reddit

[Connor MacLeod?](https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE)
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surfinbird@reddit

Yes! 🤺⚡️
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MidnightPotatoChip@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/rjkkjy43k39e1.png?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76e586adf0c6fb0db3f08c3244a880593e5a009
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Smgth@reddit

If Rob Zombie doesn’t have this hanging on his wall I don’t even *wanna* live in this fuckin universe anymore…
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Blkmgcwmnjlm@reddit

I thought this was a Viking thing! 🤯🤣
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suzenah38@reddit

Arnold as Conan the Barbarian was my sexual awakening
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PhotographsWithFilm@reddit

Could never understand the macho stuff from this type of movie. Maybe I am just a pissy weak assed beta male.
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MrMilesRides@reddit

If we're talking about the average action movie - cool, I get it. This though. This is so much bigger than that.
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suzenah38@reddit

Yes it is.
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filburt99@reddit

Conan the Barbarian was the first and only R rated movie I got turned away from, I was 15 we just went to a different theater on the other side of town
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DaytonaPickle@reddit

Awesome soundtrack
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Careflwhatyouwish4@reddit

Seriously? Now?! So I'll have to wait a year to put it on my Christmas list? 😡
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4DrivingWhileBlack@reddit

🤘🏾
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Kewkewmore@reddit

Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him.
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Jealous_Use9688@reddit

👍🏻
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Cold-Inside-6828@reddit

I love this so hard
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MadMatchy@reddit

CROM!
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nosocivil@reddit

Where can I buy
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JackFuckCockBag@reddit (OP)

Tshirt is on Red bubble
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Jupitor66@reddit

Correct
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The_Dude_2U@reddit

GenX flag. Nailed it!
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DumbFishBrain@reddit

My boyfriend will love this. He had a dog named Conan before we even met.
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Serious-Knee-5768@reddit

Warm wishes to you and yours as well 🤣✌️
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tarheelryan77@reddit

At least, it's fun to say.
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Grape-Ape7072@reddit

Conan the Barbarian
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ohhfuu@reddit

I want it as a front door mat
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DenThomp@reddit

Preceded by “what is best in life?”
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Relevant_Device_3958@reddit

LIVE to get to the choppah!
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Automatic_Fun_8958@reddit

LOVE your housekeeper.
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