Ulpt, no creases means there’s human greases

I am entertaining my lovely sister in law. She is very high in a major hotel chain. Do not ask which one, I will tell you to fuck off. She just told me "if you don't see 3 large creases on the bed comforter, it has not been laundered". So if you go into a hotel, and your rooms Comforter does not have these 3 large creases from the pressin. Machine, it most likely has cum on it and at worst, your wife or daughters can get pregnant, at best, you get a scratchy comforter. If this is the case you are free to vandalism the hotel badly