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Poached eggs

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Poached eggs

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Unclehol@reddit

You are the reason poaching is illegal.
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AssistanceLucky2392@reddit (OP)

I'm sticking to fried and scrambled from here on out 😭
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SirCorndogIV@reddit

DAMN 😭😭😭
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Moldy_Teapot@reddit

next time use a spoon to lower the eggs into the water so they don't crack
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Complete_Fix2563@reddit

They're poached, those are the yellows
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LostinQuiddity@reddit

You gotta get a tornado spin going then pop that bad boy in the middle
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myhuskytorotoro@reddit

...that's not phlegm that was coughed up?
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MaxK1234B@reddit

Use fresh eggs. Add a teaspoon of vinegar to the water. Make a whirlpool/spiral. Like a really prominent one that'll remain for a while after you're done swirling this. Then just crack the egg into the center of the spiral and it'll hold together.
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Koeienvanger@reddit

Scrambled poached egg
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daintyRoseCute@reddit

Looks like the egg called in sick halfway through cooking.
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GobHobln@reddit

The egg is out with the flu
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FlipFlopRabbit@reddit

Thats the remnant of Apollegg 13.
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AsleepInteraction882@reddit

Something went wrong here and its not feeling it.
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cornonthekopp@reddit

I love a lazy poach for instant noodles. Just drop the eggs in the boiling water after the noodles and after a couple mins its perfect
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Routine_Community_61@reddit

Now go find a mechanical mouse to put that yolk into
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