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RogerSimonsson@reddit

Looks too uncooked. And where the cheese? Tomatoes would be nice too. At least the table saves it.
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InsideExperience6845@reddit

Ajvar i kajmak je za ove buržuje što jedu po salašima i etno selima. Ovo je kad odeš kod baba Stane i kažeš da si gladan... što bi rekli mladi "OG"
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Ahmed_45901@reddit

Better than Desi food
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Cognitive_catfish@reddit

Just needs two lines of cocaine and that we’re all set!
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International_Bed728@reddit

Needs cigarettes
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Evol_extra@reddit

Heatburn 10/10
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pm-me-a-cookie@reddit

I don't see a dinner i see a Meze/10
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Suspicious-Snow-8502@reddit

Same but there needs to be some type of sauce probably sour cream or salce kosi.
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44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E@reddit

You are right, kajmak/ajvar or at leas olive oil
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Luoravetlan@reddit

Crazy how the word kajmak travelled all the way from Central Asian steppes to Balkans.
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AK4687@reddit

Me too ♡
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random-fun-547@reddit

Just a nice little meze...
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Affectionate-Arm-405@reddit

Meze is the best dinner
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WhyTheLemon@reddit

You don't dinner while meze, that's just bad etiquette.
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Affectionate-Arm-405@reddit

If I come home from work late and the family is sleeping I'll do a meze for myself. And it's one of my favorite dinners. A little bit of my favourite stuff. What etiquette are you talking about lol. Have what you like
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Fuzzy-Negotiation167@reddit

There is no Meze without tomato and cheese, this looks some kind of german reason to get drunk.
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Wilhajm@reddit

Slanina i kobasica su napravljeni da se jedu. Kulin, vrat to je za mezetit naravno slanina i kobasica(sudžuka) idu i one na mezu al primarna svrha kobasice k slanine da sjedeneš i da se najedeš
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Outrageous_Trade_303@reddit

I was about to write the same
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MiisterNo@reddit

9/10. Would be 10/10 if you add cheese
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InternationalFan6806@reddit

yaikes
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Dber12@reddit

Add cheese & pickled peppers / cabbage
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fk_censors@reddit

No cheese and no tomatoes?
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Healthy_Surround8306@reddit

😋
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AnalysisQuiet8807@reddit

The good thing about this dinner is that keeps away bacteria, like sore throat bacteria, coughing bacteria, bosnjak bacteria….
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kerelberel@reddit

👀
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StefanM2022@reddit

Too much bread...that stuff is full of sugar.
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k0mnr@reddit

Looks very Romanian. Although a few years ago the garlic was not that large. Same stuff here, only this type of garlic. For a reason i do not understand i want the tiny garlic back.
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Outside_Coffee_8324@reddit

This has half the bread it should. I rate it a constipation/10
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boris291@reddit

Mashalla
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Chance-Ad8826@reddit

Looks very Slovakian 🇸🇰
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UkyoTachibana@reddit

10/10
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Steven_Dj@reddit

Where's the mustard?
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skateboreder@reddit

I'm Hungarian. When I visited, this was breakfast.
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MagnusFlammenberger@reddit

did you really expect more effort from a montenegrin/10
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31_hierophanto@reddit

> did you really expect more effort from a montenegrin/10 Affirming the lazy stereotype?? Hehehehe.
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

>no urnebes Didn't have the ingredients for it
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MagnusFlammenberger@reddit

of course you didn't :P kobasica is sexy af though
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

Didn't have any Kajmak either didn't go to the piaca
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31_hierophanto@reddit

Needs more rice. /s
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ExtrudedEdge@reddit

9/10 If DARK bread 10 /10 + Pickels or tomatos from Jar 100/100
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shockban@reddit

10/10 dinner. Literally what my depressed teenage ass' meal every time I'd get hungry in the night in my 17s-18s.
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New-Examination6007@reddit

ahahah 10/10
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Billarasgr@reddit

The garlic has green roots growing, which means it is getting old. Get fresh garlic for full effect!
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MLukaCro@reddit

No yogurt or kajmak? You are ruining your aftertaste, 3/10.
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CrystaSera@reddit

True, I litcherally came to complain about him not having kajmak or ajvar... Like mine😎 https://preview.redd.it/gshtzmjazn6e1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8789a47e63e64d8d7b80523373bcd043e9e33256
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CrystaSera@reddit

Btw ignore the eggs, I forgot about them while I was playing with my cat so they overcooked a bit and even broke but ahfbakvnd
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

If those eggs are overcooked then I am Edi Rama
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CrystaSera@reddit

I make them soft and drippy almost always, so yeah they are overcooked. I usually boil them for about 6:30-7 minutes, I think they cooked two minutes more because they broke (which they usually dont when I boil them for 7)
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skvids@reddit

runny yolk is yummy yolk
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

This are still good boiled eggs,
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CrystaSera@reddit

Oh yeah, just not how I prefer them, but Id take it any way, overcooked, undercooked, baked even over not having them. I made it my goal to eat at least three daily :D
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RedditAussie@reddit

Looks like heaven 🙏
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CrystaSera@reddit

Too poor to buy higher quality meat (пршуту😔), but other than that yeah, t'is nice^^
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CrazyGreekReloaded@reddit

Ahhhhhh fresh eggs
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Wilhajm@reddit

Ima luk i rakiju
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inevitable_entropy13@reddit

also needs more onions
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rep-tomo@reddit

Jogurt is for breakfast
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Suspicious-Snow-8502@reddit

Nah you can it if anytime not only breakfast
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rep-tomo@reddit

With this meal, jogurt is jot optimal
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freakybird99@reddit

Yogurt is for every meal
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Khischnaya_Ptitsa@reddit

Катък better
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Big_Television9854@reddit

Missing cheese
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Revanur@reddit

Needs some butter or liver paté and it’s 10/10
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AggravatingIssue7020@reddit

The most important ingredient is right there at the top left, I can see. Every time I go see family in CG, this is precisely what they bring me, no other ingredients, it's the CG special
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YngwieMainstream@reddit

No cheese? Bruh...
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Accomplished_Bag_804@reddit

I just had one, no garlic tho.
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Hermetlk@reddit

Slav paradise
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Renandstimpyslog@reddit

Tell me you're single without saying single. Seriously though, you would be a biological hazard after consuming all of that.
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

When I finish this I am going on the local city bus just for shit and giggles/s
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Renandstimpyslog@reddit

Oh, all those poor people☹
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NoConversation9627@reddit

10/10
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vaniot2@reddit

Rip your butthole, this makes one solid brick of unbreakable poop. 9/10 taste tho
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BlueShibe@reddit

Where salad? Where urnebes? Where one big pork meat plate? Where more rakija? Where pack of Winston? Where is old neighbor guest where you discuss about politics and football?
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BisonDizzy2828@reddit

Onion or garlic cut with a knife instead of being smashed with a strong balkan fist? 2/10.
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apis018@reddit

This is legit commie glass bottle bro.
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Snoo-20485@reddit

the one and only comment thread closed
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

I will wait for the MODs to decide?
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freeesshhh@reddit

Друже, сало завжди споживається із чорним хлібом і бажано під борщ. Мотай на вуса.
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kappuccinnoo@reddit

you need MORE bread (too anatolian srry) other than that 10/10 perfect meal to destroy like a goddamn dog at 2 am
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Master_Inflation_630@reddit

Why would You eat raw onions and garlic?
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IvanMSRB@reddit

Đe je sir jebem mu krušnu mrvu?
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

Evo siri se
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IvanMSRB@reddit

Onda 10 😂
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ExpressionNaive1923@reddit

Super Dinner 😎
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ilicsonja@reddit

Ovo je bolje od vakcine!
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Hungry_Fee_530@reddit

Raw garlic?
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CarIcy3839@reddit

10/10
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JustCause011@reddit

🔞
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farquaad_thelord@reddit

brudda get that pork of the plate thats haram, and i hope that is quince rakija otherwise im not drinking it.
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IvanMSRB@reddit

Quince rakija is haram too … at least for you.
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farquaad_thelord@reddit

that was the joke sherlock
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

For you I will bring out sucuk
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Lucky-Chair-2828@reddit

It’s a Covid vaccine right there.
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vladislavaaaaa@reddit

10
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Accomplished-Hawk414@reddit

10/10
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Impossible_Speed_954@reddit

Is that animal fat alongside uncooked sujuk ? I wanna choke you dead so badly.
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MCOC81@reddit

It's a Slavic thing. We Greeks don't do this.
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RegionSignificant977@reddit

Not just Slavic. Pancetta is similar. Salt cured bacon also.
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RegionSignificant977@reddit

They call it bacon in English and Pancetta in Italy.
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ShekSpir4o@reddit

15/10 I would eat every evening without hesitation.
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Cefalopodul@reddit

10/10 pure Romanian
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InfamousHammerjack22@reddit

Needs some cheese and tomatoes and it would be perfect
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Khelthuzaad@reddit

It needs some damn mustard for flavour I can taste the grease and burned wood flavour out from the image
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Inna94061@reddit

Fine meze. I would put the garlick and the onion in some sallad. Otherwise the meat looks nice.
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User20242024@reddit

you want to have heart attack?
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Chemical_Top_6514@reddit

Not enough bread
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RegionSignificant977@reddit

100! . . . 100% cholesterol
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

![img](emote|t5_xmk1t|3222)
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RegionSignificant977@reddit

Yes. It needs wine. živjeli!
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Wilhajm@reddit

11/10
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Every-Artist-35@reddit

10/10 gimme that stuff
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Nuclearix69@reddit

Colon cancer/10. But more seriously, I'd give it like a 7, too much salt, not enough bread.
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Psychological_Life79@reddit

Olive oil and sour cream is missing, all the rest js 😋🤤😊
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owldonkey@reddit

Ajvar is missing
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Dirt_Great@reddit

Looks romanian too 🥰
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Able_Vegetable_4362@reddit

10/10 intestinal worms are afraid of you
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LetSalt292@reddit

Eat this and you gonna sleep outside because the smell of your breath from onion and garlic combined with rakija is ……🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀🚀 and the wife gonna kick you out
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drax_doomar@reddit

A dinner to fall asleep directly after it
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midnightscare@reddit

no greens?
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Texugo_do_mel@reddit

Man, are you going to cook it or what?
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kusumikebu@reddit

White bread, WTF??
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mbk3933@reddit

Testesteron booster meze
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Catire92@reddit

Pork 🤮🤮🤮
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Key_Tea_7414@reddit

10/10 "I'm never getting this smell off my hands and face" category.
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HeyVeddy@reddit

God yes yes yes. Just need kajmak but yes great
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42not34@reddit

No, it's weak. Garlic is for peeling and chewing, or turning into mujdei. None of that cutting small slices... Are we Balkan or not? Put a whole clove in your mouth and chew it!
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Puzzleheaded-Sky-833@reddit

10/10
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FrequentRabbit4043@reddit

8.5/10 raw garlic is a bit overkill
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KangarooSharp4072@reddit

You're missing olives and pickels, 6/10
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Gobbler007@reddit

Keeping the green garlic core is a fail
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Despail@reddit

White bread 🤢
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Feisty_Pollution5340@reddit

You need more garlic brother
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Radiant-Safe-1377@reddit

are you me? i had the same but with extra sirene
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jebiga_au@reddit

Why are we rating this? Everyone knows that it’s Michelin 3-star
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lana_rice@reddit

This ^
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lana_rice@reddit

10/10
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Professional_Cat6599@reddit

10 out of 10
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svemirskihod@reddit

Looks good but no toothpicks?
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

Use your fingers like a real person
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hmtk1976@reddit

With all that garlic and onion I´d rate it HAZARDOUS once it has passed my intestines. And what is it? Western Europen guy would like to know.
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

It's a light snack
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groinmissile@reddit

Bread/10
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Berlin_GBD@reddit

Old garlic. The breath will go away after only a day. If you want a true Romanian's breath, it needs to be really fresh garlic
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Albaaneesi@reddit

MORE BREAD!
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Pugmaliwn@reddit

8/10 some tomatoes, cucumber and brined vegetables would have made it 10/10
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bandita07@reddit

What's that booze? Looks like pálinka (fruit spirit). 10/10 by the way ;)
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Automatic_Check1024@reddit

Domaćinski! 15/10
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babyz92@reddit

10
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devjohn023@reddit

Perfect in winter
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NightZT@reddit

You remembered me that I forgot to buy gyulai sausages :(
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blodskaal@reddit

Where's the grill at bro
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HanDjole998@reddit (OP)

If you mean for the meat it still running in the field/s
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blodskaal@reddit

Fresh as fresh gets
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Front-Blood-1158@reddit

Average 10 PM snacks for a Balkan
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Lblink-9@reddit

10/10
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Daj_Dzevada@reddit

8/10 missing cheese and some Ajvar or mayonnaise
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altonaerjunge@reddit

Where is the cheese ? No turcu ? All in all not bad but I am not to enthusiastic about the bread.
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rakijautd@reddit

10/10
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AncientLab2339@reddit

Haram/10
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Complete_Mulberry541@reddit

Perfect ( maybe some cheese) !
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Tsntsar@reddit

That slănină looks sexy
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Lakuriqidites@reddit

It looks bad and unhealthy.  1/10
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Tsntsar@reddit

Lol, protein and garlic. Slănină power
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Protonautics@reddit

Are you OK? How high is the fever?
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Khischnaya_Ptitsa@reddit

There's alway someone in Balkans to tell others what to stay ,and what to be removed off table ( to teach others ) ,🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Lumpy-Tone-4653@reddit

This is what heaven actually looks like
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Khischnaya_Ptitsa@reddit

Mashalla ,bismilla ,alhamdulilla ,this is dream ,and rakia ?
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falusihapsi@reddit

Yum! Looks delicious. What kind of palyinka is that? Slivovic? Enjoy!
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Blackadder_83@reddit

I'm coming to rate it in person
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blackpaiak@reddit

![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm) You just one more guy to discuss politics and how bad is the country
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ChapterSea2685@reddit

max rate +1
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Hyllius1@reddit

Man this needs balance to it. Either feta cheese or yoghurt. Or both
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Dzimky@reddit

balkan/10
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DinoTh3Dinosaur@reddit

salt on onion needed
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cevapcic123@reddit

Basic as shit add some sauce 
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