ULPT request: Help me make my uncle’s life as uncomfortable as possible
Posted by PsychWardClerk@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Help making uncle’s life very inconvenient
So my uncle sexually abused me as a child. I didn’t realize something was wrong until later in life. I had a plethora of health problems since my teens, including depression, which I still live with today. When I was 42, I went to the authorities only to be told after the investigation that they could not proceed with charges due to passage of time, lack of evidence…. So the justice system has failed me. I have named and shamed him online but I feel it’s not enough. I feel petty, and my life goal is to make my uncle as uncomfortable as possible just as I had to live for so many years. I’m working on getting a card full of glitter for him for Christmas, unsigned of course. What other things could I do to annoy him or just get revenge, whatever. I’d like to keep it as legal as possible and I want him to suspect it’s me but have no proof. Any ideas my fellow redditors? TIA!
Single_Asparagus4793@reddit
Gross. Anyone who abuses a child needs to be punished to the full extent. I would bet he probably hasn’t changed his ways. Therefore, I would go full blown “to catch a predator” on his ass.
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
I suspect there are others. Hoping someone will come out of the woodwork if there are others victims. That would be the best chance to get him charged. I’ve thought of going full blown psycho on his ass but I wouldn’t look cute in prison attire lol
Single_Asparagus4793@reddit
Set him up is what I meant by that.
Odd_Rope2705@reddit
Chris Hansen would like him to take a seat.
Single_Asparagus4793@reddit
Damn I miss those days!
wiscorrupted@reddit
Chris hansen is still doing it today. Its on tru blu on youtube or trublu.com
Single_Asparagus4793@reddit
Uh, where have I been? Well now I know what I’ll be watching this weekend. Thanks!
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
Honestly he’s not very smart. Might fall right into it. I fear it may take a lot of time for this one though. Unfortunately Chris Hansen probably doesn’t come to Canada lol
Single_Asparagus4793@reddit
Single_Asparagus just might.
jwinterford@reddit
My abuser had his address listed on an online vigilante page (not by me though I wish it was). Not long after, someone set fire to his house & unalived him
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
I should find a page like that. Early Christmas gift lol
LoanPlus8608@reddit
Does his employer know this story?
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
He’s retired and in his mid 70s now, but he has a history of doing creepy things to women. He did when he worked, I know that because he was fired for it.
LoanPlus8608@reddit
Well shit. Just get a bunch of those glue traps for mice or rats and go slap them all over him I guess
Kegelexorcist@reddit
He probably has some illegal images on his phone or computer bc these guys never stop. Might be worth anonymously alerting authorities
Ok_Perception1131@reddit
Sign him up for Scientology info. Those people will NEVER leave him alone.
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
Stupid question, does Scientology operate in Canada?
QuttiDeBachi@reddit
Worldwide
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
Good to know. lol
hettuklaeddi@reddit
this is the kind of person who needs a sharpie shoved in between their floating ribs every 2 weeks
seekingopinionsofall@reddit
go door to door in his neighborhood with flyers of his face and what he did. hand them out and say you just want to make them aware of who’s living in their neighborhood. also tape up posters around the neighborhood, and around town if you really wanna make his life hell (which imo you should!) sick fuck. i hope he has no peace for the rest of his life. and i hope you are doing alright, and am so sorry that you couldnt take legal action.
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
Thank you. You have a real good idea! Might give it a shot!
seekingopinionsofall@reddit
hell yeah!
LoanPlus8608@reddit
Put a tax lien on his house
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
He’s in an appartment.
IrradiantFuzzy@reddit
Put up a flyer in his building letting parents know about him.
kenda1l@reddit
This. And I don't even think it's that unethical. If I was a parent and living next door to someone who had SA'ed a child, I'd sure as hell want to know about it. That being said, check your local libel laws or make sure however you tell them won't get traced back to you. Since he wasn't charged or convicted, it could get messy if you go around spreading rumors without proof (even if said rumors are true.)
PsychWardClerk@reddit (OP)
I’m honestly not worried he’ll come after me for libel, and if he does, I’ll be getting the best attorney i can find. If he wants to play that game, I’m ready for it.
Ok_Perception1131@reddit
Agree. Put flyers up all over the neighborhood.
ButchKoolidgeKO@reddit
Decapitated horse head in his bed for sure. And after the first one? Do it again.
moonrocks_throwaway@reddit
Fish in the air ducts, eggs (deviled works best or so I’ve heard) in indoor potted plants, piss discs on nice linens\clothes (bonus points for putting them in the wardrobe, a duct tape/cardboard tab on his driveshaft, wire his horn to his brakes,sign up emails for political parties and action groups
ApeMoneyClub@reddit
Take the business card of a private investigator, rough it up to look worn, write his first name on it in unrecognizable writing, and leave it at his doorstep to make him anxious.
Comprehensive_Cut179@reddit
Piss disks
Odd_Rope2705@reddit
Liquid ass
Comprehensive_Cut179@reddit
Boof liquid ass, then freeze the pee into discs now known as liquid ass piss disks.