ULPT Request: How can I anonymously prove my point about bathroom overcrowding in the dorm?
Posted by francesbabyhouseman@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 14 comments
Hey everyone, I live in a dorm with a strange bathroom/shower setup. The first floor is shared by both guys and girls, and we have three rooms with combined shower/toilet facilities. So, if three people are showering, you're out of luck if you need to use the toilet. The second floor has the guys' showers and both male and female toilets. The third floor has girls' showers and both male and female toilets. The fourth floor seems to have it all - both male and female showers and toilets.
Recently, these bathrooms have been overcrowded, and I've noticed students from other floors coming down to use the first floor's bathroom. It's honestly really inconvenient to go all the way to the second floor when it's not necessary. They could use the third or fourth floors, but they still choose to come to the first floor. I've politely asked them not to use our bathroom, especially since we don’t have separate showers and toilets, which makes things more difficult.
But, after explaining how inconvenient it is for everyone - including them - they were pretty rude and insisted that the bathrooms are 'public property' and they can use them wherever they want. I get that, but I ended up arguing for about an hour to try to get my point across.
I'm just frustrated and wondering if there's any ethical (or even a little sneaky) way I could prove my point without escalating things further. Any advice?
dcidino@reddit
Have your floor agree to use just two, and leave one open for use by other floors. Mess that one up pretty bad. Make their experience poor somehow. Then tell your admins that you were stuck using two and that only other floors used that one, and they made it bad.
It's a setup.
AestheticSalt@reddit
Alright. I’m out. This sub is stupid af. & filled with whinny imbeciles
RadialRazer@reddit
Whiny*
Yardbirdburb@reddit
Yes I like the anonymous signage about gross stuff and tell others to turn them in. Like thin layer of feces, semen, blood in bathroom. Or just suck it up and start going upstairs for showers. When you have a late class go take an hour shower on 2nd floor or whatever floor you see most people coming from. Also just good old banging on door, or spray axe under door and 🔥
SoyboyCowboy@reddit
Learn snake language. Set a giant snake loose on the bathroom. After it claims a victim, recruit their ghost to patrol the bathroom for eternity. Bam, bathroom traffic reduced 70-90%.
VixenTraffic@reddit
It sounds like each floor needs key cards that work for their floor.
ZanzaBarBQ@reddit
Drop a cookie in the hall outside of a bathroom on your floor. Save a massive shit for other floors and hope it plugs everything.
charliehustles@reddit
Take a shit in the middle of the floor of your first floor bathroom. People will learn that the bathroom is nasty and eventually avoid using it. Once the crowds lighten up you can resume using the toilets again.
Visible-Industry-748@reddit
Cling film the toilet seats
BlazingSandalz@reddit
Peanut butter. Chunky. On the seat.
Single_Asparagus4793@reddit
If you can, recruit some others in your mission to creepily post up right outside of the restrooms at all hours of the day. Bonus points if you dress up. Say weird, random shit that doesn’t make sense (but not threatening), gibberish. I think most will want to avoid going in there.
Hang flyers throughout the dorm asking for tips on the culprit smearing their feces all over the 1st floor restroom walls (make it look like an official memo from your university).
francesbabyhouseman@reddit (OP)
i’m laughing my ass off at this lmao
Diamond83@reddit
Since I see piss disc answer was take I suggest liquid ass 🧐
apocketfullofpocket@reddit
This is ideal local for a piss disc